First ever unscripted episode!!! We don't normally have scripts but we usually have notes. Today I presented we record flying by the seat of our pants. And my booty maybe looking half better....... HAHA Join us as we try to figure out what almost 40 looks like. :) Hugs, Nacho and Ellie --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod…

History of work. Elle helps us explore some fun facts on the history of work. She cant manage technology but she can copy and paste like a truck champ! :) Nacho is still looking for his Palm Pilot on eBay, because why not? We want to hear from our listeners on work experiences. Have a terrible boss? Annoying co-worker? Is your job the worst? We wan…

Our episode is under review! So you know its going to be good!!!!! Elle wants to friends with a crow to train it to bring her shiny objects like quarters. Idiot driver. Whats a credit vs debit? Ohh and not the cards. Please only message Nacho on one platform.... Does he need you to message him on each platform? NOOOO A/S/L???? Calling cards? AIM aw…

Who do you think you are? The truth behind Elle being a self centered customer service agent is revealed. I take Elle's shit helmet and give it to couples. We want to hear experiences from our listeners! Send us an email at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com :) Nacho & Elle --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ididntma…

Happy New Year from Nacho and Elle! Ring in the New Year with your maybe favorite or just tolerable podcasters....... Are we podcasters? Who knows! Let's roll with it. Bussy, Badussy conversations, Daily Shit, The Shit Helmet are just a few of our fun topics. Elle put bad karma out for poor Betty White and here we are!!!! Email us at ididntmasturba…

I am like the least political person in the US of A. Join us in our messed up world of nonsense and trickery! HAAHAA!!! Sorry Elle made us take a break because she has been sick! But we are back and at full force. Need a neck massage? Buy a vibrator....... That is what they are for. Chain email! The end.Ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com--- Send in a…

Seriously how do we handle our day to day lives? Who ties our shoes or boots for us? How do we have friends? So much to discuss on this episode. Why the lost episode you ask? Well the real episode 11 was damaged in a horrific hacking tragedy and we had to substitute episode 12 for 11. Can you believe it? Well ok only half of that story is true. Epi…

Listen as Elle Womansplains Nacho about her favorite topic......... Female POWER....... Need I say more? Yeah I didn't think so................. Ok bye --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ididntmasturbateatwork/message

Sorry I was intoxicated for the last recording but I am only sorry that you couldn't be with me! <3 Yep I just less than three'd you all! What celebrity death would devastate us? Who gets our shit helmets? Let's get weird! Join our shenanigans and get to know the real us. Have any thoughts or questions? Email us at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.comS…

Catucation! Yes that’s a word I made up. Tom Cat Pussy, Portable safety shelter!!!!! The least edited episode! Hold on to your seats y’all! Deep throat on divorce? WTF is Nacho thinking? Elle doesn’t want to just pet the shell. ????? Join our shenanigans and get to know the real us. Have any thoughts or questions? Email us at ididntmasturbateatwork…

OMG we have gone international!!! How excited are we? Much love to our US listeners and now BEYOND......... We touch on a little bit of 9/11 history. What with the Next Door app and Karen's thinking "urban parks" are an eyesore! Nacho has questions for the smarties that know everything in the world but don't know whats in the vaccine..... Well I gu…

Remember alphabet people in elementary school? No. Well we do. Barney was not diverse enough for Nacho and Elle takes 10 backroads and 3 bridges to finish a story. Conversations that make you cringe like Elle wanting to put my mother in the oven to dry!!! Shit helmets and shit talking shirts. Join our shenanigans and get to know the real us. Have a…

Did you label all your burnt CD's? Names we hate! Rude houseguests and the shit helmet returns. This episode is based on what we actually planned to speak about and not just have one main topic. Follow us on our 30 year friendship and what our views are on society. Have a question for us or a topic you want to hear about? Email us at ididntmasturba…

Elle is not a witch but she wanted to learn and share more info on witches and Witch Tock made her do it! Follow our 30+ year friendship as we explore odd topics and happy news. Want to get our opinion on something weird? Send us an email at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com and let us know what you want to hear about. STAY HAPPY! Nacho & Elle --- S…

Today we talk about religions we grew up with and what our views are today as adults. I didn't masturbate at work is two best friends talking about anything while hoping to create positive energy for listeners. We talk about current issues, past experiences, positive news, weird news, and anything we get sidetracked on. Email us at ididntmasturbate…

This is our first episode in our traditionally planned layout for our podcast. We will discuss Nacho's Tick Tock addiction, The Shit Helmet, news that hit us hard, weird/random/odd news, and positive news for the week, I didn't masturbate at work is two best friends talking about anything while hoping to create positive energy for listeners. We tal…

PRIDE!!! Elle shares some gay history over the years and we discuss my (Ignacio) coming out story. Just two best friends of 30+ years trying to spread our happiness and random thoughts for the week. Want to get our opinion on a topic? Email us at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com Stay Happy, Ignacio & Elle --- Send in a voice message: https://podcas…