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Apparently America needs ammo vending machines. Former ER star actor George Clooney called on President Biden to leave the 2024 race. A gaggle of GOP mouth-breathers from the House subpoenaed White House aids over Biden’s health. MSNBC late night personality Lawrence O’Donnell slammed the White House press core over their questions about a Parkinso…

Britain and France leaning left gives us hope for defeating fascism. President Biden’s campaign suffered a drop in the polls after CNN’s joke of a debate. A doctor specializing Parkinson’s visited the White House but not to examine Biden. Crappy non-woke folks don’t want Vice President Harris to be POTUS. A former Shitler staffer alleged the Trump …

Biden is fending off increasing calls for him to step aside. Senator Warner and a group of Democrats have plans to ask Biden to drop out. The UK elected the good guys rather than Nigel’s party. The Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina blathered a bunch of hateful crap at a campaign event. The Kansas SCOTUS decided in favor of women’s reproductive …

MIchelle Obama would kick Trump’s sorry saggy fascist butt. A new poll says most Americans think President Biden isn’t fit for another term but he’s still neck and neck with Shitler. Meanwhile, the dude with the calcified worm in his brain who is running as a third party option, RFK Jr. denied he ate a dog despite pics. Tooty Rudy Giuliani was disb…

SCOTUS gave Trump a big win and kicked the USA in the crotch. The conservative cock-holters for Shitler made man-baby king in a horrific decision that inspired dissents without respect from the progressives justices. The slimey Supremes said nope to hear a dumb COVID vaccine case brought by a guy with a dead worm in his brain, AKA RFK Jr. An elderl…

Trump spewed a zillion lies but hey, Biden had a cold. CNN obfuscated their journalistic duties when they let Shitler blather lie after lie during the recent presidential debate. Ninnies want First Lady Jill Biden to convince her husband to drop out of the race. Oklahoma MAGATS want the Bible taught in schools. Crappy SCOTUS went after the environm…

MAGA is bewildered by Trump candidates’ losses. We learned the crappy SCOTUS, who just voted in favor of corruption, will do the right thing for Idaho, letting emergency abortion care continue in the gem state. Scribbled in Parseltongue, Alito’s sad vapid dissent against the White House social media position was pure victimhood. Oklahoma Supremes a…

Countdown to Trump’s bailing on the debate has officially started. Shitler called on President Biden to submit to a drug test the day of the debate. CNN stopped an interview with an impossible Trumpkin spokesperson just days before the presidential debate. Man-baby blathered a bizarre word salad during a rally when he was surely under the influence…

Trump’s pocket judge Aileen Cannon keeps slowing the trial down. Shitler’s crappy “platform” Truth Social suffered a huge loss in the stock market. The MAGATS may have tipped their hand, as the Trump campaign accidentally leaked the purchase of a “Trump, Burgum 2024” website. A former clerk of Sith Lord SCOTUS Thomas said the spiteful justice actua…