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Linus Bailey's tenth birthday, if measured on some kind of “So how did it go then?” scale, would score a one. Maybe a bit less. It started well, but then things went very badly indeed. Linus' problem is that he makes things up. His mother, for instance, was found living as a head hunter in the Jungles of Borneo. His dad, a man called Nigel who Linus hasn't seen since he was two, is a Ninja Warrior currently living in Japan. His dad fights crime and saves people. Linus' Headmaster is evil and ...
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The aftermath of the battle.
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A battle underground puts Linus at the mercy of the Evil Lord, who has quite a sharp ruler.
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An army moves down cabbage road, while dark deeds are afoot in the Evil Mines of Mortar. Torville the pigeon gets in a flap.
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There are things under Linus' bed, including Ellie's scrapbook. Nigel works out what's going on.
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The sinister forest is damp and dark, and Ninjas are bad with dates.
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Linus doesn't want to go on the school trip but evil forces conspire against him.
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An unpleasant cloud hovers over Linus' school, which seems to have turned into the Evil Lord of Mortar's Evil Castle. And there's a form to sign...
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The morning of Linus' birthday reveals a camel, Welsh miners, a frozen woman and other assorted oddness
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The day before his tenth birthday, Linus Bailey goes to school and gets into trouble
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