An apology, some analysis & Ralph is still an asshole.

Death, furries, and retirement money.

Divorces and cringe trad culture. 1971 special report. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv-JgzQRCFo

Ralph imagines a life that could have been.

Ralph is here to help Elon heal.

Pigs are attacking humans, a conspiracy is abound to commit witchcraft and someone is selling paintings only rich people care about.

RALPH WANTS TO FREE ALL THE WILLIES!

Ralph demands to be paid while talking about forced diversity and politicians getting frisky.

Ralph talks about the old American promise of "Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" and the future of the 15-minute city.

Rambles in a hotel in the northern bones about people pretending to be other people.

For our 80th episode, we go down the Manson rabbit hole. 00:00: cold open2:37: The murders14:13: Manson Origins.29:23: Manson in san fran56:00: a Brief Break58:28: MKmanson01:10:00: Hollywood Manson1:30:40: final thoughts

A woman hires an assassin for her baby, a bowl cut lady doesn't wanna have kids cause of climate change and the serial killer of Gilgo is caught. Ralph needs enemies.

It's all Barney's fault, Scott Baio is not happy and Ralph has specific wishes for his wedding & funeral.

Affirmative action and student loan debt. A hell of a combo.

Titanic sub implodes, Hunter gets a plea deal, Meghan & Harry lose their job and billionaires want to fight. This is a very unserious society but this is a very serious episode...kinda.

PEOPLE SELLING BODY PARTS! THE ANIMALS ARE RISING UP! RALPH WENT TO FULLY LOADED!

New york city became blade runner and Ralph loved every minute of it.

Ralph talks about Pedo Priest getting QR codes, kids are working at mcdonalds, and soldiers needing a new gig. We also pay tribute to a fallen friend.

Ralph is on pain killers at home due to an ankle injury and thinks about how red pill dating podcast are ruining love.

Ralph realizes why no one cares about Epstein.

Matthew McConaughey and Ralph get into the Guru business, A married couple gets into the suicide business and Tucker & Lemon have to find a new place in the business. Bring us your lost and defeated cause we are saving souls today!

ROBO COPS! WHITE NATIONALIST FIGHT CLUBS! THE DALI LAMA!

Ralph solves an issue that has been plaguing America for years, you're welcome. He also talks about a breaking bad grand ma, gives Rupert Murdoc love advice, and takes a victory lap on the recent Don Lemon allegations.

HERE ME OUT! Politically a terrible idea, but the content could be fire. That's not the only thing on the docket, Pablo Escobar's hippos are out of control and a 106-year-old woman is on the cover of vogue. What a week!

It's been three years...where are we at.

Chris rock releases a special, Harry and Meghan lose a cottage, and firing squad assassinations are back!

NO ONE IS HAPPY THIS WEEK! PETE BUTTIEGE HATES HIS JOB! THE TALIBAN HATES THEIR JOB! BIDEN HATES TALKING ABOUT UFO'S! RALPH IS NOT HAPPY THAT BROKIE BEER IS BACK AS A SPONSOR! But....a fun episode.

For Valentines day, Ralph talks about the difference between men & women, how to deal with psy op E girls, and being a politician's mistress.

A life-changing event has Ralph reflecting on Value and the shrines we build.

WE'RE BACK FOR 2023! People are flipping out over M&M's and Tucker Carlson needs to come out the chocolate factory. Dude's giving women money for the sake of giving them money, Simps are down bad. Do women ever take accountability? Even when they cause 15 million in damages? Nope. Lastly...Monks are on meth.…

The first-ever “best of” special of THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! We dig through the crate of the early days to give you an hour of hilarity that is timeless. Remember when Ralph's brother John was the co-host? We do! We'll be back next week with a brand new ep, for now, enjoy bits you more than likely have not heard before. Topics: America is a strip…

In the last episode of 2022, Ralph talks about the importance of gift supremacy, the Idaho 4, and having compassion for your unhinged relatives.

The content game has gotten nasty. Britney Griner is back! Meghan and Harry are back! Hitler is back?! And we watch an assisted suicide commercial.

Our Thanksgiving episode discusses the longest Running CIA Chief Allen Dulles. He overthrew the governments of Iran, Guatemala, and the Congo. A friend to presidents, military heroes, and Nazis, a real asshole. Let's ruin your Thanksgiving dinner convos with the harsh truth. Note from Ralph: This episode means alot to me. It's something I'm really …

Britney Griner is in a prison colony, Dolphins getting high off puffer fish, Doing hits for jesus?! What an ep! We pay homage to Kevin Conroy and Gallagher..

In an episode that will test people's understanding of satire, we are talking: Dwayne Wade's pressuring his child to transition? A woman finds out she was conceived during a swinger's party. The world's dirtiest man dies months after his first bath in 6 decades. Ralph worked in a sweat shop?!! and his new political platform...GET KIDS BACK TO WORK!…

It's the Halloween special! Ghosts, demons, witch chicks, costumes, candy, the top haunted places in America, and a house full of demons. Have fun!

The most honest Kanye take anywhere...

Ralph talks about 50's cents son being entitled, Weddings being about vanity and living instead of dying.

Ralph is asking...are we making the best people? Deep thoughts on this weeks Darkness. Others topics: Stacey Abrams says fetus heart sounds are manufactured. The young attacking the old in New York. Can we return the children we have if they are defective? Dealing with the addict in all of us. Can you win a fight against a Kangaroo? All this and mo…

Have we become perverts for competent people, let's find out. Ralph is giving out life advice on how to spice up your existence and gives you examples of people you can be. Other topics:Zendaya is too pretty to play a drug addict.Rich students get their poor math teacher a car.A woman believes she was arrested for being too pretty.This episode is a…

Technical difficulty notice: Some of the files were corrupted and some of our gear is getting faulty but we made the best of it. We'll replace it with a remastered version if we can. Thanks for bearing with us. We truly appreciate all the new friends we've gotten on this little journey of ours and are committed to giving you the best experience pos…

For the 50th episode, we are talking Hollywood pedophiles (allegedly) Aries Spears and Tiffany Haddish and some good ole American side hustles. Blackmail & thievery. Others topics: What is the value of your nudes? Could Ralph have been a cast member of ALL THAT? Do we have an International listening audience?! All this and more?! Yes.…

The trade deadline, cold fries and turtles.

Vince Mcmahon retires and New york is fucked....again.

Ralph talks the current Vince Mcmahon situation.

Ralph is seemingly possessed while talking about Roe V wade, gas prices inflation and google AI's.

A wife kills her husband. a mayor believes in crystals and Disney creates a death trap.

An episode that was supposed to be one thing but became another.

The death of pay phones, the gun issue in America and Ralph goes down memory lane to one of the biggest events in his childhood…The Amy Fisher Story.