"Drop Dead Gorgeous" applies to so many things in this episode - the name of the 1999 movie we watched, Samantha sniffling and squeaking through illness, and our podcast coming to an end (allegedly). Thank you for supporting us and listening to these episodes even though you never knew when they would be released - we appreciate you all! We don't k…

This month we're talking about 2001s "Not Another Teen Movie" and how much we HATED it... okay, we kind of liked it, but it's so dumb... but it was also sometimes clever? Now that you definitely know what you're getting into when you press play, we hope you enjoy this PENULTIMATE (we're not excited it's ending, we're just excited about the word) ep…

This episode about 2001s "Ghost World" was filled with confusion about the movie's meaning and adoration for Blockbuster (we miss you!). We had a good time recording, so we hope you have a good time listening! But seriously... where are the freakin' ghosts?!?

In today's episode, we discuss 2001s Sugar & Spice... but everything we say may not be so nice! That's probably not a surprise to our loyal listeners 😉 We've got three episodes left before we call it a wrap on this pod – any guesses as to what those movies will be??

Spend the day of love listening to us do what we love – talking about a 90s (and early 2000s) teen movie! 2001s “Get Over It” brought us joy, confusion, Sisqó, Martin Short (sometimes known as Steven Martin…) and Fairies, Fairies! Spirits, Spirits!

We had a goal to get out one more episode in 2022, so we hope you enjoy our discussion on 1999s Jawbreaker. It's a wacky story with an even wackier timeline that we're not sure we even figured out. Have a great rest of the year, and remember to be safe when eating a jawbreaker!Editor's note: Cassie's audio drops around the 1 hour, 1 minute mark.…

Happy Halloween! We'll let you decide if 2000s Scary Movie, potentially the least-scary-yet-most-disturbing movie on our list, is a trick or a treat.

Happy October! While 1999's House on Haunted Hill may not contain our usual requirement of a gaggle of (actors pretending to be) teenagers, it was definitely scaring some of us in the 90s. Bryant finds another scary movie he hates while Cassie and Jason compete for title of biggest super fan, and Samantha claims she would star in a 15-minute versio…

Tune in to a history-making episode where Bryant has his positive opinion of 2000s Whatever It Takes flipped and reversed in the span of about 90 minutes (we know, we talk a lot). It'll make you laugh, cry, and also wonder... "Surely I wasn't as bad as any of these characters when I was a teenager??" Audience, we can guarantee that you were definit…

Let us remind you how great the Sabrina the Teenage Witch TV show was by talking about the less-good 1996 TV movie of the same name. And in case you’re worried you’ll forget that it was never released in theaters, we kindly mention about 60 times that it is a TV MOVIE.

We may not be huge fans of 2002's "The New Guy," but with the amount of celebrity cameos it includes, I think it's safe to say we're all at least a fan of SOMEONE who starred in it. Warning - we recorded this during a snow day. Warning warning - Samantha could not stop singing.

In between all the laughing in this episode, you'll find some commentary on 2002's "The Hot Chick" – one of the most entertaining WTF movies. At least, according to some of us. Bet you can't guess who the holdout is. Hint: Their name rhymes with Shmecial Pest Trason...Happy 2022 to our lovely listeners!…

There’s no real defense for 1999‘s Never Been Kissed, both for its existence and for its inclusion on our list, but try telling that to Samantha... We’re not sure if ”enjoy” is the right word, but here is our latest episode!

What is this movie about? Seriously, does anyone know? We tried to piece it together, but the only thing we're actually sure of is that "Razor" is the coolest phrase that never got its time to shine. Happy Halloween!

October is back, which means we are once again choosing movies that scare us; some of us do it more willingly than others... our "Final Destination" chat includes our thoughts about what warning signs would get us off a plane, a fun little personification of death, and a vocal appearance by our youngest and cutest podcaster. Happy October!…

Well here we are Witches, it's the end of an era, hold back those tears as we say farewell to Season 4, Westbridge, 2 awful characters, the best actor in the show thus far and believe it or not Harvey for a spell (a Season 5 spoiler there for you).If you like what we do and you wanna hear us talk about other things then check out our brand new Podc…

When an episode is so crap what do you do!? You combine it with another marginally better one of course!!First we begin talking about She's Baack where throughout we wish Amanda would have just stayed hoooome, however we then join the gang for what feels like a classic episode of Sabrina with a full cast, a delightfully silly plotline and good soli…

YEE-HAW! Howdy Witches and welcome to the wicki-wild, wicki wicki Wild Wild West! There's no Will Smith to be seen anywhere but there is a rule breaking teenager, a petulant kid and Sweet Willie to indulge in.We also fondly recall about how much of an abhorrent piece of shit John Wayne was and rejoice at the inspirational words of an iMDb blooper s…

We cover a lot of things in this one (weird/bad parenting, our deep love for gone-too-soon Gary...), but maybe most important are the multiple Mark Wahlberg impressions we offer. There might be too many of them, but this movie was wild so we had to find some way to cope - no shame if you feel the need to try one of your own!…

This week Dreama (remember her) gets turned into a mouse by Brad (remember him) for the epic conclusion of that Witch Hunter storyline (remember that!?)Jeez, thankfully Chris had to leave half way through the recording otherwise the episode would have been too sad and explicit.Also, for one week only, we abolish our own review and instead read one …

Thank you for joining us on this very special day! After many searches, both online and in a Vintage Stock (sponsor us!), we have finally found, watched and discussed the 2002 long-lost treasure, Crossroads. Just like this movie's lady gang (led by the ICONIC Britney Spears) we too have been on a journey - #NotAGirl #NotYetAWoman…

This week we learn that The Other Realm host wild weddings, Salem has a daughter and the actress playing her is a maniacal piece of shit! Would you know it!?We also challenge Graham to come up with a decent cake related joke by the end of the episode and pitch a new game show to Netflix #itsnotacakeBy Sabrina The Teenage Watch Podcast

This week we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead talk about someone else, yes we push Sabrina aside and gush over the wonderfully majestic, magical and immortal Dick Van Dyke.Easily one of the most memorable episodes of the entire show's run, Salem's old underling Duke returns from serving his sentence and aims to make amends f…

This week love is certainly in the air, although not everyone is in need of it as Sabrina becomes desired by 2 admirers and obviously proceeds to slowly succumb to a terrifying disease because of it! Happy Valentines Day Witches!We also briefly touch on the worst Barbie playset ever made and remind people everywhere just how much of a transphobic p…

You're going to have to commit for a long time to find out how we feel about the 2000 movie "Boys and Girls"... just kidding, we let you know that we hate it in the first two minutes. Sorry to the fans, but we still love Freddie Prinze Jr. (OF COURSE), and have an extensive list of specific and hilarious complaints to share with you. Enjoy, and we'…

Welcome to Extra Credit, the spin off podcast where we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead we talk about something a little bit different.This couldn't be less related to Sabrina or the 90s if it tried, however it is related to us as it's OUR NEW PODCAST! To tie you over until our next episode just sit back, relax and prepare t…

This week it's all about dreams coming true, Mr Kraft dreams of being a pilot, Harvey dreams of being a superhero, and Graham dreams of seeing Salem in another funny outfit and remote controlled car ... fortunately all of these come true in Melissa Joan Hart's directorial debut!!Oh and we also meet the world's sexiest and most seductive cat, fact!…

For our second and final spooky movie (for this year), we come together to freak out over Urban Legend, and also freak out on each other during our most chaotic episode yet so it's probably best for our nerves that the month is coming to an end - Happy Halloween!

Are we excited about the upcoming The Craft: Legacy? Listen as we watch the trailer and hope for some callbacks to the original 90s flick that we are all official diehard fans of since last week.

Nothing like a movie about teenage witchcraft to lighten the mood after our last flick. Celebrate the spookiest month with us as we discuss 1996's "The Craft" in the return of "I Know What SCARED you in the 90s!"

Let's celebrate the first episode of the 21st Century by talking about body dysmorphia yaay! That's right, this week Sabrina teaches us about body positivity, likewise we tell you about ours whilst we spend far too much time talking about Chris' gradual balding.We also discuss rebranding our podcast's tagline, as well as teasing yet again that one …

"The Basketball Diaries" is definitely a different type of movie for the pod, so listen as we share our thoughts on drug addiction, Catholicism and pedophiles. And in case that list doesn't make it clear, here is the warning that this is NOT a fun sports movie. But there IS 90s Leo!

Ho Ho Hoh crap it's another Christmas episode ... Will Sabrina re-remember the true meaning of Christmas? Will the Spellmans get to Jamaica? Will we threaten to cancel the podcast entirely ... again?SPOILER ALERT: It's actually, genuinely, truly not that bad an episode.By Sabrina The Teenage Watch Podcast

Welp, it finally happened, gang. We watched a movie where we related more to the adults than the teens, and we're pretty devastated about it. We hope you enjoy our episode, and let us know if you were more of a Hastings or an FYE kid! *Edit 9/21: Audio was skipping throughout episode, so we had to re-upload it…

Salem needs a gal for his high school reunion, and fortunately for him a demonic, reanimated corpse from the Puppetry branch of the Pet Cemetery answers his calling ...Other things happen in this episode but honestly we're far too disturbed to talk about much more then this feline horror show ... for all our sakes I hope it was set on fire!…

We are here to un-ironically discuss 1999's Teaching Mrs. Tingle, and consider renaming the pod to "Another Weird Thing/I Have A Question..." And some of those weird questions are - was Mrs. Tingle actually mean, or actually JUST A QUEEN? Do we stan?

This week we discuss easily the most action packed and perilous episode yet as Sabrina, Harvey & Brad almost freeze to death ... however on the flip side (to quote Graham) "there was a lot of progression in this episode, and I hated every bit of it" ... so make of that what you will.Also, does a Witch Hunter have the exact same magical prowess as a…

This week Sabrina tries every way possible of apologising to Harvey, obviously apart from actually saying "Sorry". Meanwhile (if Chris' accidental potentially misunderstanding research is to be believed), we celebrate the show's first and final Thanksgiving episode ... gobble gobble!No former 80s popstars were harmed, insulted or devastated in this…

This week Sabrina is battling with a decision on which boy she is destined to be with, whilst the show's writers are battling with a decision on how unnecessarily inappropriate and bizarre they can make a Salem subplot! Man the 90s were just a different time!CAUTION: This episode contains portrayals of French people, a nation that everyone involved…

CASSIE'S BACK!!! And it's the first movie in a while that we've ALL enjoyed - so many victories! Enjoy our socially-distant chat about 2001's not-dancing-romcom The Glass House. We hope you listen to us... more than we listen to each other.

This week Sabrina commits the most heinous acts of betrayal you could ever imagine ... and if you're upset about the lack of 'SPOILER' Warning then don't be because the episode title kinda gives that away.Apart from the heartbreaking cliffhanger you've also got the return of The Pirates to look forward to, YEHAW!!…

As if The World isn't scary enough as it is we get a terrifyingly below average Halloween Episode about Sabrina's coffee waking the dead, featuring new faces, faces you've forgotten and faces you couldn't care any less about ... happy Halloween folks!We also finally unveil the truth behind the fabled Westbridge Catacombs and what Zombies are really…

Since "Drive Me Crazy" is a phrase we are all probably using at least once a day, it makes sense that it's also the next movie we discuss. Join us as we revisit 1999, when the biggest issue was figuring out how to make over your neighbor so that he can make the hot jock, who was supposed to follow the rules and ask you to Centennial, jealous - we'v…

This week Sabrina's legs melt and she smells of putrefying meat and pig faeces ... allegedly anyway, all because she gets her first credit card and becomes literally spoiled!Also Salem has the worst sub plot yet, it's so bad we were actually fondly recalling an episode of Teen Angel, gross! WARNING: EPISODE CONTAINS GRAPHIC RECOLLECTIONS OF TEEN AN…

Wahay we've found out how to not sound like our podcast was recorded down the phone!Welcome to the successful take 2 of recording this show remotely, we learnt not to be lazy and frugal with equipment!This time round Hilda has a terrible day, not only does she loathe her mother but she loathes that fact that she was adopted, or was she? Who knows o…

Welcome Witches to our first stab at recording this lil podcast remotely ... yeah we'll do it better next time (that's a fact cz it's already recorded!).This week Sabrina becomes unnecessarily enraged with jealousy over Harvey being best buds with Brad, which causes the poor girl to develop Jelotosis ... oh and we meet Mr Kraft's handsome hunk of a…

A quarantine wouldn't make a ballerina stop ballet-ing, and it won't make us stop podcasting! Listen safely from your home as we are joined by Jason, a.k.a. "Braids," to discuss the beloved-by-exactly-one-of-us movie, "Center Stage." Happy listening, and dream as big and ridiculously as Cooper's final dance number!…

This week we say goodbye to Valerie forever and hello (for the time being) to Dreama, the equally as clumsy and unconfident trainee witch under Sabrina's sketchy magical wing. Also we discuss a new investment opportunity that will literally put TimeShare to shame!By Sabrina The Teenage Watch Podcast

It's been a while Witches but we are back for Season 4, thank you so much for your support & patience whilst we got our lives and arses back in gear!For our season opener Sabrina turns 18 (wahay), she hangs out with Britney Spears (wahay) and Mr Kraft is no longer Vice Principal (wahay) ... and that's about all the good news as things quickly go fr…