Best Scott Cummings and Dane Swan Podcasts (2024)

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Mobility scooters + Maths Science 53:24

1d ago53:24

53:24

Well back from his work trip with his 6 other mates, Ralphy explains how his time in Vegas was slightly different to Dane's many visits. It is usually Dane that has Samantha on edge about inappropriateness but Ralphy came out firing today! Some listener questions led into us unpacking the upcoming round of the AFL premiership season Samantha's face…

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And then there were 2 + Maths Science 34:36

10d ago34:36

34:36

Ralphy is away....but you usually cant hear him anyway. Samantha and Dane weren't going to let you down just because Ralphy wanted to take his kids to Vegas so they jumped on line and put down thoughts on every thing from why other peoples farts smell worse than your own through to some great insight on who the best player in the league is right no…

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Its nice to get out and have my fill of men 45:11

17d ago45:11

45:11

It was our 5 year anniversary of being cancelled today and it was like Dane was trying to take us to the edge once again... Samantha's first show back maybe her last. Special guest Harley reveals he is a boob guy and wasn't waiting for nothing so yes, Samantha's mic does get turned off as we are not an ASMR podcast. Ralphy's doesn't, he just still …

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 16 34:37

20d ago34:37

34:37

If you're new here, in this episode we talk some nonsense, address some important questions sent in by our listeners before breaking down each game of round 16 of the AFL premiership season, with some analysis and opinions...This is Part 2 of our weekly recording session, but really, listen in any order. @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samant…

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Hall of Fame Dane and Mick Malthouse 47:19

25d ago47:19

47:19

Samantha has been managed for yet another week, purely to make way for one of the biggest guests, we have had on. We would like to think it has been our constant campaigning that has led us to this moment ... and by us, we mean Dane. Dane has finally made it in to the Hall of Fame and we couldn’t be prouder (of our campaigning). In his own words th…

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Still not in Collingwood's Hall of Fame + Maths Science 35:31

27d ago35:31

35:31

Well! Incase you missed it on the Telly, (he's quite funny isn't he!) here is part one with how it all unfolded. As usual we get to your listener questions and we unpack round 15 of the AFL premiership season @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-wit…

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"How I met Dusty" & guest friend Marko Allen, returns 46:54

1M ago46:54

46:54

As the title suggests Marko Allen joined us once again to lift our standards amidst rumours Samantha is returning next week. We will believe that when we hear it! So enjoy another rogue episode before Mum returns to crack the whip. Oh and we chat about a little known footballer from Castlemaine. Follow us on the socials @swannyandfriends @danes84 @…

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"Melbourne fans have no class" + Maths Science round 14 28:21

1M ago28:21

28:21

Dane tells Ralphy who he really is, we unpack some listener questions and get to talking about round 14. Ralphy gives his best and no its not an elaborate joke! Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support us in the Merch store: Shop here :) Gambling hotli…

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Dane's Top 19 Players of the Top 20 Players of the Past 20 years, Guest Friend ABC's Ben Cameron, and Dane talks Hotel Buffets on the road 48:07

1M ago48:07

48:07

Aaaand we're back. Guest friend this week is Ben Cameron from the ABC. Ben works on ABC radio each week with Mick Malthouse and has a theory to put to Dane, that Mick loves ratbags. And we hear more about Mick's 'jam' passion. We talk about Ralphy's slightly misleading Bucks headline about Dane not wanting Bucks to coach, the longer version is that…

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Would Dane coach in Tassie? And Maths Science. 40:20

1M ago40:20

40:20

Dane has come in croaky AF today. Self inflicted? Maybe in part. Swan FC have had another win and Ralphy wants to know what has caused this turn around in form. We run through some listener questions, most good, one in particular far too personal. Bucks has responded to Dane's comments last week on him coaching, and Ralphy wants to know what it wou…

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Guest Friend - Russell Robertson 42:46

2M ago42:46

42:46

We fear he may never show, traffic in Melbourne, is diabolical, as we know. However, he is a great man, with great stories and happens to be supporting a great cause (Fight MND) so a few minutes in, we were finally graced with the presence of Robbo, one of the Dees greatest boots. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the…

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Dane responds to Rooey Rat Pack rip & Maths Science - Round 12 36:15

2M ago36:15

36:15

Sam believes that being up all night chest feeding and still wearing nappies herself is good enough reason to not turn up again. Who knows when she will save us from our selves. So, it is just us unpacking the week that is ahead of us, Round 12...while we wait for our guest who also didn't turn up last week and seems to be stuck in traffic, this. W…

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I thought I Was Gonna Lose a Kidney! Spot-Betting, and AFL Maths Science. 59:28

2M ago59:28

59:28

Well this has gone pear-shaped. A guest has been a no show, what a mess. Can Dane and Ralphy recover? Only one way to find out. But the pod gets off to a rough start, Dane is feeling flat following Glen McFarlane's list of the Top 10 Pies of all time, which criminally left him off. It's a dreadful oversight and Dane and Ralphy treat it with the dis…

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Guest Friend David Rhys-Jones: 'When I Knew I Was Done' & 'Robert Walls Was Brutal' 48:44

2M ago48:44

48:44

Guest friend this week is the legendary David Rhys-Jones, always a good chinwag. Aside from a catchup telling old footy stories, David is raising awareness of Prader-Willi Syndrome, David's son lives with PWS. You can find out more here, and for just 15 bucks buy a ticket in the PWS raffle, major prize a luxury trip to Bali. David talks us through …

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Dane Gets Turned On Watching Baby Reindeer & Maths Science: 'Playing the Tigers is Like a Bye' 29:37

2M ago29:37

29:37

Big show today with some Maths Science to crunch shortly. But first things first. We get an update on the Tom Brady roast, which both Dane and Ralphy have now seen. Plenty of thoughts including repeating an explicit (yet typical roast) joke about Gisele Bündchen, Toms ex-wife. Dane has now seen Baby Reindeer and thought it was okay, and episode 4 w…

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Roasts, The Return of Richo, and Dane Comments on Scott Pendlebury's Schlong 53:40

2M ago53:40

53:40

Guest friend today is Jason Richardson and after Ralphy's horror last week at watching episode 4 of Baby Reindeer, as you'd expect on a footy focused podcast we kick off with Ralphy asking Richo about Baby Reindeer. He hasn't seen it, and Ralphy recommends against it. But what Richo is planning to see, and Dane has, is the Tom Brady roast. We kick …

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Dane: 'If the Dogs Don't Beat Richmond, Bevo Won't Make it to Monday'. And Round 9 Maths Science. 31:43

2M ago31:43

31:43

With Sam having had her beautiful baby, but being a lazy-arse and not coming back yet, we've roped in Jason Richardson to help us with a bit of Maths Science today. Before we get to that though, we bang on about a bit of shit for a while. Dane reckons that Bucks definitely put him up as trade bait at some point. And Dane doubles down and says despi…

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Never Mind the Draw. Baby Reindeer WTF! And Will Sam Wicks get 'Hopoated' This Week? 38:20

3M ago38:20

38:20

Big show today. Dane and Ralphy chat extra time in the AFL. Should it come in or not? There is vigorous disagreement and one of the boys calls the other a 'liar'. Trouble in paradise. Swan FC update, 3-1 so far this year, in good form, and Dane explains his warm-up routine....which involves pretty much no warm-up, but plenty of something else befor…

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Dane: 'Collingwood are Miles off at the Moment'. AFL Maths Science for Round 8. 14:25

3M ago14:25

14:25

Back with some more Maths Science to pick the lines and some of the boys best bets of the week, but before we get to that, Ralphy has read a Robbo article that he wants Dane's opinion on. Giving Brayshaw and BT a bit of a whack...always fun. Is Dane going to the Carlton v Collingwood game this week, and can he tip with his head or his heart on this…

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Guest Friend Dr Peter Larkins. Dane: 'I Played Footy as a Kid, Cos Online Porn Didn't Exist' 52:11

3M ago52:11

52:11

A cracking guest friend today, the highly respect Dr Peter Larkins joins us and we find out how he got his start in the media, and the extraordinary scenario he found himself in with The Duck at Waverley Park in his very first game! The Doc tells us a couple of the most significant injuries he's ever seen. He tells us about getting chewed out by Ge…

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Dane: 'Unfortunately I Don’t Produce Milk' & AFL Round 7 Maths Science 45:03

3M ago45:03

45:03

AFL Maths Science is back this week for Round 7, and before we get to it Dane expresses his displeasure with Josh Rachele 'fucking' his multi last week. And he reckons everyone needs to calm the farm on Harley Reid saying that while he may well be a great player, he's not even in the Top 5 of the West Coast 2024 Best and Fairest count yet. We have …

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Guest Friend: Kate McCarthy; Swanny says 'There's No Way Mick Malthouse Could Coach Today' 1:00:39

3M ago1:00:39

1:00:39

Kate McCarthy, former AFLW player and current Triple M Footy commentator is our guest friend today, and Swanny wants to know what the hell he has to do to get a gig with Triple M as he reckons everyone except him has one. He explains Swan FC to Kate. She is suitably impressed (or is she?) and suggests a slogan - Swan FC, Any Where, Any Time, Any Pr…

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AFL 2024 Round 6 Maths Science, Swanny says 'Luke Hodge Has No Idea' 29:03

3M ago29:03

29:03

Round 6 of the AFL Season and Swanny & Ralphy are guessing lines, giving tips, ripping the piss and generally being unprofessional. Swanny talks about Nathan Murphy's loss for the Pies, and explains how the AFLPA payment system works for players who are forced to retire due to injury, how much do they get? Swanny runs through it. In the line guessi…

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Swanny: 'Essendon Are Such a Low Team' & Guest Friend Corbin Middlemas: "What the AFL have gotten wrong" 1:09:38

3M ago1:09:38

1:09:38

A great pod today, with guest friend Corbin Middlemas, ABC radio superstar. But first we get the rundown from Dane on the big boxing match, what did he think of Daisy's performance? The phrase 'not much chop' may have been used. Corbin reveals what Mick Malthouse loves to do every time he is in Adelaide, and what Mick is really like. Hard arse or g…

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AFL 2024 Round 5 - Maths Science 16:04

3M ago16:04

16:04

Round 5 of the AFL Season and this week Swanny and Ralphy guess the lines, give their tips, and generally talk shit. They each give their best tip of the round. Swanny also makes the bold claim that for the right price there is nobody on the planet he wouldn't take on in the boxing ring. And Ralphy gives some top notch racing tips. Follow us, share…

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Live from Adelaide with Dane the Boxer 44:35

4M ago44:35

44:35

Online this week as Dane continues giving back around the ....Well, in Adelaide as thats where Gather Round is and he can sniff out an envelope or 6 when they are up for the grabbing! He is also fighting Dale, incase you've been under a rock!k We talk about his diet, fight prep and strategy and then get in to the Round 4 Maths Science incase thats …

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Sometimes I wish I wasn’t relevant 51:35

4M ago51:35

51:35

Caroline Wilson got a lot of air time on this weeks pod, Dane even called Ralphy the male Carro. Perhaps we should get her on?! We hear some little sound grabs from our friend Dermott Brereton giving Dane a drive by compliment and chat Dane's theory on how pre season changed so they can get a root via instagram. We discussed the hot topic of the AF…

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 3 27:02

4M ago27:02

27:02

It is Round 3 of the AFL Premiership season & this week for a little bit of fun the lads had to guess what they thought the line would be for each game. It's new, its different and its a world first. There's a bit of shit talk in this one too plus some interesting takes on where sides are at on a sliding shit scale. Ralphy gives his best racing tip…

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Guest Friend - Jack Watts 45:09

4M ago45:09

45:09

Hear how Jack's Mum walked in on Nic Naitanuii and while we didnt think we'd take that turn, we were relieved we did when some of the other topics covered were, well...not appropriate to be written in show notes! Other topics that were discussed in the episode that we can mention here were Jack's take on what is like to be so shit at something you …

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 2 43:19

4M ago43:19

43:19

Yes, this one does look long for a Maths Science Episode but thats because we don't forget about the people. You come first so we open the show with a bunch of listener questions and then unpack the round ahead! Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support…

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The hard hitting topics of Listener questions 14:14

4M ago14:14

14:14

In this weeks episode of "Listener questions" our catch phrase was "Anything can happen" We covered everything from Racing in the 80s to Boxing is a dangerous sport. We discovered the Perfect Job for Eddie and discussed whatever that Helmut tap was? There really is nothing we wont chat about...except whatever it was that was sent in and Ralphy cens…

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Season 2024 preview Maths Science with Heath Shaw 1:04:11

4M ago1:04:11

1:04:11

We came out the gates strong this year, Heath came in! Here's a list of what we chatted about... Mummy V Cox Mick's individual dossiers - "the spray book" Heath's rebuttal on the Sam Kerr arrest Betting on footy and sticking fat to "not guilty" Those who study poo Helicopter timings at Dale's wedding Life as a Pool side pest What happens when fatig…

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Opening Round - AFL Season 2024 Maths Science 20:40

4M ago20:40

20:40

Whell, here we are! Back for another go on the merry-go-round and much to Dane's surprise its actual footy starting this weekend, in Opening round. His brain was pickled in this weeks part 1 with in minutes over the fact that this round will be played over two rounds, non consecutively. Once he recovered, we unpacked what is a head in the clashes b…

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How sincere do you think that apology was? 54:35

4M ago54:35

54:35

Look there was another name we really wanted to call this episode (And you'll find out inside) but we value the fact that somehow we are still on air and wanted to stay that way for a little bit longer so here it is, enjoy it while it lasts. The phrase "I don't know what that means?" was thrown around a lot and Dane's brain was pickled 2 mins in. W…

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Dane's cooking show update and listener questions 22:57

5M ago22:57

22:57

Incase you don't know, Dane has stepped outside his comfort zone and now hosts a cooking show! We got an up date before trudging through the wonderful listener questions sent in by you, the people. If you were expecting anything different this season you will be bitterly disappointed, if you're here for the same old nonsense... welcome back! Follow…

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He was just being a good friend 56:25

5M ago56:25

56:25

Dane is back so, so are we! He comes in fine form, says what Collingwood can't, shares his opinion on culture and its relevance and gives us a list of the Top Perks of being an AFL footballer... Do you talk and poo? This and many more questions are answered... by our life expert, Dane Swan Enjoy Season 7 episode 1 of Swanny & Friends, Follow and su…

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A year in review 1:08:51

7M ago1:08:51

1:08:51

Well just like our season, its a long one, filled with all our best bits! From Lists to uncensored Urban Dictionary to Dane's insightful one liners. Thanks for being on the ride for the last 5 years, heres to another 5 hey! (surely not!) Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: race…

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I'm all out of Milk! 26:04

8M ago26:04

26:04

Here is a little bit on not much for your drive to work, or home from...or whenever you indulge in shit talk with Swanny and Friends. Dane flew Jetstar so you can imagine he let us know what he wasn't impressed with and we raided the listener questions list which Ralphy pulled up on abruptly. He's also hardly on the mic, Its very us. Follow and sup…

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Guest Friend - Gideon Haigh 50:46

8M ago50:46

50:46

Today's guest is independent journalist, Gideon Haigh, who through his love of Cricket, writes a lot about it! From books to columns, from Sport to True Crime, Gideon has written words about it all and his career has spanned over 40 odd years (with many a "Swanny and Friends" style story to share) He shares insights into how Kerry Packer literally …

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Chef Dane 54:05

8M ago54:05

54:05

Today's guest was none other than celebrity food critic Dane Swan! Unbelievably Dane has finally landed his own TV show, he tells us all about it at the top of the episode. The famous number 58 has been filled in this years draft and we discusses the success record which would you believe is better than number 1! The health benefits of seamen reten…

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Guest Friend - Sergio Paradise 30:27

8M ago30:27

30:27

Meeting Steve Marshall, more affectionately known as Sergio Paradise for the first time, Samantha was unsure how this respectable man from the Media of over 30 years would fit in. She should have just looked at the contents of his page to know he was the perfect fit. More talk about Dicks than we have ever talked! Being a great of the industry for …

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Why are you so needy? 47:09

8M ago47:09

47:09

Towards the end I think Samantha forgot where she was saying something along the line of "this is the most random shit talking we've ever done"...it is a strength of ours Samantha, welcome to the show. We gave Ralphy a crash course in Situationships, Dane gave us a very relatable list of best ways to travel to and from the Races and we spent a fair…

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Medicinal Cocaine 47:28

9M ago47:28

47:28

Whell, we would ask if you missed us, but we all know the answer to that! Dane gave us an honest answer to start the show of so we are officially back in our place. Straight back into it we catch up on all the top media stories like Culture enhancing Cocaine and why it's best not to read. Dane questions the whereabouts of Shaun Smith & if this whol…

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We did one to prove Dane is alive 22:13

10M ago22:13

22:13

After the weekend that was, we thought we should organise a welfare check on our dear Dane. We knew it was in his best interests to not miss his flight so we scheduled a pod right before it in the hope he wouldn't miss this one. The odds weren't in his favour but much like his beloved pies, never count them out. We unpacked Dane's thoughts on the G…

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Guest Friend - Tom Morris 58:07

10M ago58:07

58:07

He wanted to return to the media and well, I'm not sure we were the professionals he was hoping to surround himself with again. A cancel culture soul mate, one of the most trolled and hated people in media in 2022 and bloody good Journo, Tom Morris came to kick it in the weeds with us this morning. In what was a fun and candid chat we did everythin…

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Why we didn't do a pod last week. 21:50

10M ago21:50

21:50

We thought we owed it to the listeners to explain how Dane cancelled on his own podcast plans and left you the people with out a show to listen to. In what would have likely been our best pod, ever. Surely. It will now never be made. Samantha was reminded, just who's podcast she is on and to wait her turn when Dane is talking, We unpack the Brownlo…

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Guest Friend - Neil Balme 48:23

10M ago48:23

48:23

Today's guest has had an illustrious career in Footy over the last 50 years, post his own, there aren't many clubs or player that he hasn't played apart in their career. The Great Neil Balme joined us for a candid chat and along with Swanny discussed the moment that changed Swanny's career and life for the better. "We've come along way in footy in …

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Listener questions + Maths Science Finals wk2 37:03

10M ago37:03

37:03

With only 2 games this week we thankfully had some time to get to a back log of listener questions! You guys always provide the goods. Our very own dual premiership winner, Dane gave us a run down of his weekend and how he has reached the point where for the sake of his health he is hopeful his family will return soon. He leaves us with the questio…

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Guest Friend - Lynden Dunn 43:56

10M ago43:56

43:56

With week 1 of the finals serving up Dees Vs Pies we thought we'd get a guest in who has worn both jumpers. Lynden Dunn gave up his Wednesday morning to share with us his take on that infamous Steele and the Uber sitch! He also talked us though what it was like to go from training at facilities that had the big 3 (Rats Possums and asbestos), when b…

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Maths Science - Finals Week 1 & Ralphy's Spring stable 35:59

10M ago35:59

35:59

Footy's back! And finals are upon us. What a fabulous weekend of footy in Melbourne and we kick off with a cracker of a match up. Before we got in to the break down of each game we talked some shit, because thats what we do and of course we got the inside word from the Mad Monday specialist. With a reduced amount of Footy games, Ralphy gives you a …

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