Best Scott DeHuff Podcasts (2024)

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Ep. 544 | LeBron has no class | Smell like your food 31:01

3h ago31:01

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In Florida, an 85-year-old victim alleges a prostitute carjacked him after sex. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered to watch man in an orange mask eat an entire jar of cheese balls. Kentucky Fried Chicken is now in the perfume business. A man is spending $400 a month on a billboard that is soliciting love. New condoms can be rolled on pre-erection — t…

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Ep. 543 | Time blindness - lazy excuse | NFL approves guardian caps for games 39:47

2h ago39:47

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Harvard University says men should be masterbating more to combat cancer. You can buy jeans that look like you peed in them. A Pennsylvania priest spent $40K of church money on Candy Crush, Mario Kart, Pokémon Go, and slot machine apps. A TikToker claims ‘time blindness’ is a thing and she suffers from it - that’s why she’s late. The NFL will allow…

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FLASHBACK | Chad Brown's crazy snake stories 14:58

7h ago14:58

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NFL legend and reptile king, Chad Brown shared some crazy snake stories from Indonesia.By Mile High Sports

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Ep. 542 | ChatGPT cuts out the BS | NFL draft 30:02

22h ago30:02

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We used ChatGPT as our wedding planner — it saved us $5,000. Runner gulps down 25 glasses of wine during the London marathon: 'I was totally exhausted'. I have a foot-long penis — it's so monstrous, I was barred from yoga. Utahns reunited with pet cat they accidentally shipped with Amazon return. Milan poised to ban ice cream, pizza and more after …

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Ep. 541 | Kanye the porn king | Messing with cows 30:43

2d ago30:43

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According to TMZ, Kanye West is looking to start up a Yeezy Porn Studio. Reggie Bush got his Heisman trophy back! New research suggests that breeding dairy cows to fart less could cut down on greenhouse gasses. Scottish woman attacked by bear in Romania after trying to take a selfie with it. Things you definitely should prepare for: Singing the nat…

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Ep. 540 | Lakers are babies | Naked DoorDash 46:18

3d ago46:18

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A female DoorDash driver claims she was “penalized” by the food delivery company for refusing to drop off an order to a male nudist. Mom pulled out a samurai sword after an argument with neighbors over dog poop escalated. Medical workers in Australia ask bite victims to stop bringing snakes to hospitals. Link to the classic interview with Chad Brow…

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Ep. 539 | Movie trailers ruin movies | United let Rockies coach sit in cockpit 33:45

4d ago33:45

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The FAA is investigating why a Colorado Rockies batting coach was allowed to sit in the cockpit during a flight to Canada. Caitlin Clark will be just fine. She’s about to ink a deal with Nike - 8 years, $28 million. NBC will display the heart rates of parents during the Olympics. PepsiCo recalls sugar-free Schweppes Ginger Ale for containing 'full …

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Ep. 538 | Workers who don't like to work | Weird items left in Ubers 41:22

8d ago41:22

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What should you do when you see a disrespectful youth baseball coach? Red Lobster is about to be a thing of the past. Uber released their most unique items left behind. What’s the worst wedding gift ever? How about a paperweight made of glued toenails. When you don’t need to buy your friends a wedding gift. New Target worker complains how she’s for…

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Ep. 537 | Why WNBA players don't make as much as NBA | Milking a sheep 35:27

9d ago35:27

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Axe body spray calms down angry farm animals. Who the hell steals a goose? NASA confirms space station debris hit a Florida man's home. Fast walkers tend to not be as happy as slow walkers. The truth is in the numbers - Why players like Caitlin Clark don't make as much money as NBA players. A woman in Brazil wheeled in her dead uncle to a bank and …

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Ep. 536 | Women's sports uniforms are too sexual | AI and your boss 36:39

10d ago36:39

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Team USA has a uniform issue for the women's track and field. They're extremely revealing. A man snapped his penis while he was sleeping. Now I have a new fear! The world's first AI beauty pageant is right around the corner. New security cameras can open fire on potential intruders with paintball pellets or even tear gas rounds, with "ultra high pr…

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Ep. 535 | NASA may look for Loch Ness Monster | Fart love 33:21

11d ago33:21

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Connery DeHuff chimes in on some the stories today. Summer is here and I was blind sided by a mixture of beauty and the stench of evil. NASA called upon to assist in looking for Nessie… aka, the Lock Ness Monster, in Scotland! A high school student has reportedly been arrested after sending a fax pretending to be the principal resigning. Science sa…

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Ep. 534 | OJ Simpson died | I could be a CIA super agent 31:41

15d ago31:41

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Alleged murderer, OJ Simpson died, and most people aren't saddened by the news. We hear from comedy legend Norm MacDonald from his time at SNL, making OJ jokes. German art museum fires worker for hanging his own painting. I bet it sucked. The CIA wants to hire super-fit agents, and the requirements are nothing to be impressed by. Apparently, I coul…

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Ep. 533 | All balls - on TV | Another Boeing whistleblower 45:35

20d ago45:35

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A Mexican TV news station accidentally showed testicles instead of pictures of the solar eclipse. AMC theaters Executive has regrets making the Dune 2 popcorn bucket. But I want them to keep making bangable popcorn buckets! Actress Tori Spelling said she can only poop if her son is in the room. Yeah, that's not normal. After two weeks of wear a pai…

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Ep. 532 | Fear the monkey 35:37

18d ago35:37

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Google searches for “eyes hurt” spiked in the United States during the solar eclipse. And not many people should be shocked by that news. Scientists accidentally made a mouse grow legs where his genitals are supposed to be. If that happened to a human, they'd have a gig in porn. We learn some horrifying facts about primates from Michelea_Amanda on …

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Ep. 531 | Eclipse madness | Wrestling livestock 48:07

19d ago48:07

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The solar eclipse is happening and conspiracies are running out of control because of it. A man named Russ Cook has run the entire length of Africa. While most news agencies use the headline that he wanted a daiquiri after the race, I explain why that's far from the headline that should be used. Getting a vasectomy during a New York earthquake woul…

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Ep. 530 | Making out with a giraffe 25:05

24d ago25:05

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Nic Cage has to be a one upper kind of guy. He claims he remembers being in the womb. Media members accused of stealing from Air Force One by the White House. Trash from the International Space Station (ISS) crashed into someone's home in Florida. I'm on vacation in Phoenix, Arizona and the travel was nuts... thanks to TSA for the pat down. I went …

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Ep. 529 | Banana fight 22:59

25d ago22:59

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Elon Musk thinks the average person won't have a hard time saving up $100k for a trip to Mars. Optimus Gen 2 (robot) by Tesla, will cost about $20 to $25k. A banana fight broke out at a Pittsburgh gas station. Krispy Kreme and McDonald's are teaming up, and that's bad news for their customers. A horrible wedding trend is sweeping the world - guests…

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Ep. 528 | NFL is soft as butter 29:33

27d ago29:33

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Is the NFL headed towards flag football? A woman in Cheshire England thought she was nursing a baby hedgehog, but it was far from that. The average American spends about 84 hours a year working while under the weather, according to new research. Dollar Tree is increasing some of its prices.By Mile High Sports

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Ep. 527 | Bathrooms are men's fortress of solitude 30:25

26d ago30:25

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A Quebec man was sentenced to six months in jail after trying to get women to kick him in the testicles for $100. He wanted them to do it for 30 minutes! Study says men spend as much as seven hours a year in the bathroom for peace and quiet. Superman has his ice castle, us normal guys have our version of fortress of solitude. Research revealed that…

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Ep. 526 | Call me Dr. Love 28:03

1M ago28:03

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An Melbourne, Australian man took a shot at his ex-girlfriend via a giant sign in front of his new Korean BBQ restaurant. A woman’s fiancé lost her $2K wedding dress after he put it on the roof of his car and sped off. Man: I had sex with the boss, now she’s pursuing me – what do I do? A spiteful mother-in-law ruined a $9K gender reveal. A woman ha…

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Ep. 525 | California screwed itself 29:59

1M ago29:59

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It was announced that the DeHuff Uncensored podcast is still the number #1 comedy / funny podcast in Colorado! Via FeedSpot. Florida will ban anyone 14 or younger from owning a social media account. A thief in Washington state led police on an hours-long chase before getting stuck high above the ground on a telephone wire. Woman quits nursing gig t…

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Ep. 524 | Who steals a dead man's leg? A Californian 31:21

1M ago31:21

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Parents file $1.5M lawsuit after Quebec teacher is accused of selling his students' artwork online. New York City surfer gang rides on top subway in deadly social media trend. A man in California was arrested for stealing a dead man’s leg after an Amtrak crash. The iconic dinner side dish that Americans used to use as toilet paper. Who’s having a b…

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Ep. 523 | Nude at a funeral 33:33

1M ago33:33

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Woman rings into funeral by Zoom while showering and church mourners see all. Great prank? A Cincinnati Reds fan is being outed as a man who “consumes over 20 gallons of liquid cheese in a year!” Live 12-inch eel removed from Vietnamese man's abdomen after it slid up his anus. Should we be concerned that Chick-fil-A won’t be using antibiotic-free c…

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Ep. 522 | Working out naked 29:49

1M ago29:49

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A couple pays their gym to allow them to workout while being naked. Is this a secret way to get fit? Vermont State U. announces class based around music of 'Weird Al'. Man finds England's biggest gold nugget with faulty detector after arriving an hour late to dig. I like baseball, but I don't like-like baseball. Society's odd fascination with step …

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Ep. 521 | March Madness in the office | Slow baristas 27:00

1M ago27:00

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March Madness has offices across the world exposing different types of employees. GALLUP did a study to find out what country in the happiest. Finland, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, Israel, Netherlands, Norway, Switzerland, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Ireland, United Kingdom, United States, Germany, and Mexico made it into the top 25. But where did…

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Ep. 520 | Buc-ees comes to Colorado 27:42

1M ago27:42

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I went to the new Buc-ees in Northern Colorado. The first one in the state. Is it worth the hype? I'll say this, stoners will love it! Paris Olympics organizers will provide 300K condoms for athletes, and they're encouraging mingling. Ailing 750-pound alligator seized from New York home after the gentle giant would swim with kids. An interstellar s…

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Ep. 519 | Royal conspiracies | Dry porn in Texas 37:38

1M ago37:38

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World's first Michelin-starred meal in space will cost $495K. The trip sounds cool, the meal does not. Pornhub is blocking access to Texas users, and it is causing a fuss. Man ejaculated on food while employed at Fort Collins, Colorado Safeway. NOTE TO SELF: Wash all the produce. Wendy’s manager stole $20,000 after creating ‘ghost employee’ she clo…

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Ep. 518 | Bad decisions by idiots 31:07

2M ago31:07

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Colorado is being blasted by a late March snow storm, and school was canceled before a flake hit the ground. Rapid Fire headlines: I disinvited my friend from my Oscars party for breaking an expensive bottle of whiskey, and people are calling me entitled. - Yeah, no kidding! I cooked salmon in my dishwasher as a joke, and the results surprised me. …

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Ep. 517 | Tipping culture is out of hand 41:36

2M ago41:36

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Seems like every company is asking for tips nowadays. So, does it need to go? What happens if it did? An entire workforce at Dollar General in Wisconsin quit at same time after being forced to work all week. If you live in the United Kingdom, you could work at the post office in Antartica. Dallas Seavey claimed his record 6th Iditarod crown, despit…

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Ep. 516 | Tyson vs Paul is a joke 31:45

2M ago31:45

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Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul is happening in July, and it’s being called a joke of a fight due to Jake Paul apparently having to wear headgear for the match. Does that even count as a real fight? I get it, I'm not a boxing expert, but if indeed that is true, that's absurd. Bad ideas for attracting people to libraries. Well, mine could be a good idea - d…

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Ep. 515 | Animals vs humans | Lying for clicks and views 31:11

2M ago31:11

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There are way too many issues with airplanes as of late. Just this past week: Boeing says it can't find documents on the door plug that blew off mid-air on the Alaska Airlines. Alaska Airlines flight carrying pets arrives with cargo door open. Indonesian flight strays off course after both pilots fell asleep. United flight from San Francisco to Jap…

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Ep. 514 | Bad ideas everywhere - Donuts to Broncos 42:07

2M ago42:07

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A Long Island vegan bakery is being accused of reselling Dunkin’ Donuts. Want to break a Guinness World Record? A St. Louis museum is getting 314 people together to put underwear on their head to break one. UPDATE - Iditarod musher in Alaska received a time penalty for not properly gutting moose he killed during the race. RAPID FIRE: I potty-traine…

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Ep. 513 | What the hell is happening 30:03

2M ago30:03

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In Anchorage, Alaska a veteran musher had to kill and gut a moose after it injured his dog shortly after the start of this year’s Iditarod. Dallas Seavey had to do the deed after the moose got tangled up with his sled and dogs. Middle school principal in Japan was fired after stealing 47 cents worth of coffee. Now, he won’t receive his $133,000 pen…

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Ep. 512 | End of the world - Meta crashed | Naked bowling 34:44

2M ago34:44

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When Facebook and Instagram crashed, the world stopped, forcing employees to actually work and interact with people. It was chaos. Pittsburgh area naturalists are hosting another Balls Out bowling event, where you can bowl in the nude. Cowboy DeHuff endorsed the event. But there is room for caution. A pilot had a passenger going into labor, and he …

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Ep. 511 | Wiener fight and Philly fans | Broncos and Russ break up 34:03

2M ago34:03

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The Philadelphia Phillies had to get rid of $1 hotdogs due to wiener fights in the stands. Movie merch is getting very popular. Whether if its the dirty looking Dune bucket or the ghost trap popcorn holder for Ghostbusters, some items are really cool. A potential helium reservoir was discovered in Minnesota, and it reminds me that we should stop us…

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Ep. 510 | I'm damaged 31:39

2M ago31:39

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An influencer named kiaraakitty - Cheng Wing Yee, is selling her farts in a jar. Just like Stephanie Matto did a few years ago. A 26 year old Indian man ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought zinc helps in bodybuilding. The billionaire boss of a South Korean construction company Booyoung Group is encouraging his workers to have children with a…

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Ep. 509 | We defeated Wendy's | Grossness at Red Rocks 29:12

2M ago29:12

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Red Rocks Amphitheater removed 50 lbs of gum from the seats last year. A plane was grounded for three days after a rat was spotted mid-flight. Check your lottery tickets! A woman in Washington waited five months to check her ticket that was worth $135k. I had a weather video go viral, but the talking heads of TV missed by beautiful dance moves. And…

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Ep. 508 | I'm mad at Walmart, Target, and Wendy's | Caleb Williams should drop in the NFL Draft 38:22

2M ago38:22

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Why USC QB Caleb Williams should drop in the NFL Draft. KFC is now selling a chicken pizza in the United States. A candlelight vigil was held for a Hooters in West Virginia before it was demolished. Relaxing sleep affirmations can have a calming effect on the heart. Wendy’s planning Uber-style ‘surge pricing’ where burger prices fluctuate based on …

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Ep. 507 | Beyonce goes country | Don't yuck my yum 34:51

2M ago34:51

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After I ate one of my daughters Dorito's, she told me she had licked the entire thing... for security reasons. The queen of country music, Dolly Parton, endorsed Beyonce and her new single, Texas Hold 'Em, as well as her upcoming album. So many musicians cross-over to other genres: Taylor Swift, Darius Rucker, Garth Brooks, and more! Someone remove…

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Ep. 506 | A pissed off orgy 28:40

2M ago28:40

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General Mills was urged to take plastics out of Cheerios, soup, pasta, canned corn. And it's sad that that has to be said. South Carolina woman running late damages graves after driving through cemetery. Cops in Wigan, England were caught hanging out watching Netflix, and lifting weights at a woman's home. Man demands ex-wife gives back the kidney …

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Ep. 505 | Bathroom wedding | Mankini-gate update 27:57

2M ago27:57

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An Ohio couple had their wedding in a Kentucky gas station's "disco bathroom." A man in Texas… who was wearing a kilt, was arrested after surveillance video at an antique store showed him shoving items from the shelves up his butt… then placing them back on the shelves. Olympian Shane Rose not suspended after 'mankini' controversy. Scientists fear …

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Ep. 504 | Trump sneakers | Dart farter 36:09

2M ago36:09

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A man is suing mcdonald's because he ordered no cheese on his burger but still got really sick from his allergies to cheese. A dart player blames his opponent for farting during competition. Three time olympic medalists from australia may get booted from the next olympics due due to wearing skimpy clothes while on horseback. Almost half of the west…

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Ep. 503 | He stuck what where | Gen Z lie 29:06

2M ago29:06

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A Danish man broke a Guinness World Record for sticking 68 matchsticks up his nose. Speaking of sticking things in places they don’t belong. A man in Australia severely damaged his penis by sticking button batteries up there. Allegedly, Gen Z is trying to bring back landlines. Even though the state of California is trying to get rid of the old scho…

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Ep. 502 | Booger pizza 41:06

2M ago41:06

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Domino's Pizza in Japan had an employee allegedly pick their nose, rub it on the dough, then post the video of it on X. Maggots fell on passengers of a Delta airlines flight. Tesla Cybertrucks aren't supposed to rust, but they are. A lot of Americans suffer from poop-anxiety. Former Denver Nugget, New York Knick, and a few other teams - Carmelo Ant…

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Ep. 501 | Just the love tip(s) 28:51

2M ago28:51

28:51

China A.I. is taking over the dating scene, and it will comfort and damage people at the same time. Tooth Fairy inflation will screw up future adults when they’re dating. A stingray with no male companion is pregnant in her aquarium. A new segment called: That Can’t Be Right, where I fill in the rest of the story based on the headline.…

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Ep. 500 | Dominatrix of butter 43:55

3M ago43:55

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A British bodybuilder named Jonathan Griffiths eats a lot of butter every day, and it may be a hidden gem of diets. Air pollution is changing the way flowers smell. Someone stole a radio station tower. Dominatrix decides to be a Sunday school teacher. Dunkin Donuts ad campaign with Ben Affleck is red hot. Rod Stewert thinks Ed Sheeran's music isn't…

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Ep. 499 | NFL did Elway wrong | G-String battle in Australia 35:18

3M ago35:18

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Recapping the Super bowl between the Chiefs and the 49ers was interesting. The national anthem could have been better, Usher's halftime show got mixed reviews, and the NFL had hall of fame quarterback for the Denver Broncos - John Elway present the Lombardi Trophy to division rival Kansas City Chiefs. WTF?! Some Apple Vision Pro buyers are upset th…

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Ep. 498 | Behind the scenes of Super Bowl 58 media row 18:51

3M ago18:51

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As Super Bowl week comes to an end in Las Vegas, I recap my experience. And spill the beans on what really goes on.By Mile High Sports

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Ep. 497 | Nate Jackson interview 27:06

3M ago27:06

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Former Denver Broncos tight end/wide receiver, accomplished author, all around good guy - Nate Jackson joined me. Nate and I jumped head first into conspiracy theories like alternate universes, big foot, and life after death. This is weird, but in a good way.By Mile High Sports

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Ep. 496 | Nick Ferguson interview 17:55

3M ago17:55

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I spoke with former Denver Broncos, New York Jets, and Houston Texans defensive back - Nick Ferguson. Nick spoke about his love of fashion, and how he could save me from looking not fashionable. Plus, he talked about a great way to educate kids on the dangers of drug use. More info at www.drugfreeworld.org/mf…

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