In today's episode we give fair warning about Scott's new car habit. Hint: It involves braying. We also talk about the Amazon convenience store; Burger King's super fresh ad campaign; Disney and the PTA; a birthday party with a very specific Target; and when you've had enough of Yelp. All this and more!…

In today's episode we talk about how Charmin is making the dream a reality. We also talk about standards for phone chargers; how Sonos is making up for a big oops; and incredibly fraudulent ways you can hack your mattress experience. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we go totally inappropriate. From birthday party issues, to "get out of jail free" cards, less than beauitufl beauty influencers, to IG job interview shaming. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we talk about some under the radar jackassery. We talk about voicemail pro-tips; Purple Bricks and their fake reviews; why lawyers often have drinking problems; and how Taco Bell is leading the way in managerial retention. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we go completely romantic... with lots of non romantic stories. We talk about ABBA's tax law situation; how angels get fired; Target, Trolls, and Tori's; and just what are IDBs? All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we induct a new member into the Jackass Hall of Fame. We also talk about an UberPassenger; why it should be called Waffle Home; a hospital's Wall of Shame; and an app that lets you shame companies. Weird. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we serve up some premeditated jackassery loaded with trans fats and sugar. We talk about a record number of complaint calls; self-checkout machines and shoplifting; unconditional sincerity; and the creepiest magic mirror of all time. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode you catch us in the middle of several segues. We talk about emojis, toilets, cigarette breaks, and blacklists. We promise it all makes sense. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, finally, we're launching something a little different to celebrate our 300th episode. We talk about where we've been, our new book, how to get a free (maybe) copy of "The Jackass Whisperer", and how to not send rude or accidental pornographic texts. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

Some stuff has happened. We wanted to let you know what's going on.By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we're continuing with a new Jackass of the Week! We also talk about problematic promotions; a hotel hero; why millennials are leaving the big city; and an unusual airline heist. All this and more, so enjoy the show and take a full sized chocolate bar!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we're opening up a new segment: Jackass of the Week! We also talk about a new UTK logo; an upcoming live event; how Facebook violated product placement guidelines; and what people really think about casual workplaces. All this and a reminder that this episode is NOT about Halloween!…

In today's episode, we're back to the smörgåsbord. We talk about an upcoming live event; an idea you shouldn't poo poo to quickly; real brand, real influencers, and fake assistants; a tone detector; getting ghosted by robots; and one of the seven sends in a rebuttal. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we're keeping it classy. We talk about the follow up to our recent Peloton incident; a couple of new books; lockable lunches and the funniest brand name ever; flying babies and humanity; and ageism in the workplace. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we're back on track with a smorgasbord episode after a few weeks of... different. We talk about virtual firing and why Alison hates the term "soft skills"; how Yelp is playing dirty with phone numbers; and we wonder how hungry you have to be to make a foodie call. All this and more!…

In today's episode, we're looking back at the trust exercise that has been our podcasting experience. We talk about being the best in the room; why research is so important; and make an important point about sponsorships. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we're talking vaguely, but not really, about a recent BIG life change. In the process of this experience, we were reminded what the point of customer service is, why good customer service matters, and why every is the brand. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we're talking about... you know what? We got a gift. Somehow other companies got our mailing address. Then things got weird. Warning. This episode is not safe for... anyone really.By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we're talking about communities; Facebook groups, brands, and industries, and you... the Seven. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we're full automated and talking about money! A hotel helps Scott not talk to people; Live Nation has some sketchy scalping practices; and how does watching influencers spend money make you feel? All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we're putting on big smiles so that we can talk about some terrible things. Kids are going back to school; accidentally MAGA; Forever 21 makes a pretty big faux pas; and Macy's serves up platefuls of shame. All this and more! Come share the poutrage!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we are in full summertime mode! We talk about a recent experience in Nashville; Chat Benches; Farmers who Vlog; Fake followers; and who is YOUR nagivator? All this, a secret word, and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we catch Scott right in the middle of setting up a story. We talk about focus and productivity; a new old-school scam; revisiting pod-estrians; Japanese car rentals; and why some people are unfriending Facebook. All this and More!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode, we air our beefs. We talk about the importance of shipping; the problem with freemium games; a pizzeria that's proving some culinary schools wrong; and we tease next week's episode with a made up word. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

Today's episode features the return of Scott's romance-novel voiceover voice while we talk about mixing up Disney Princesses with popular recreational drugs; Microsoft Powerpoint can now help you be a better speaker... allegedly; turning from influencer to celebrity; why some influencers have to pay double for ice cream. All this and more!…

In today's episode we wax philosophical due to a recent excursion to buy a new car. We also talk about lasik and glasses; how a shaming tactic backfired; and why Netflix can't be compared to theatres. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we wrap up a day of recording by talking about silent Ubers; Gen Z and Brand Love; Punching in NYC; diverse microphones; and the problem with metadata and music royalties. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode Scott goes against his better instincts and decides to NOT spend an hour talking about the history of boy bands. Instead, we talk about granfluencers; the unintentional side effects of using sleep apps; the difference between a prankster and a sociopath; and proof that kids are gullible. All this and more!…

In today's episode we're courageously covering topics that matter. We talk about fecopoetics and other dilemmas; how Delta saved a group of Elementary school kids; and a heartless campaign for heart health. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we're slurping our way through a bunch of absolutely related stories. We talk about how the Raptors cost McDonalds quite a lot of money; the unexpected vacation hotspot of Chernobyl; grocery bag shaming; and Booking.com is making a money grab. See? Totally related. All this and more!…

In today's episode we're talking about some number one things in our lives. The best, and largest probably, infographic; the greatest irritant for the residents of Rue Cremieux; the best worst competition campaign; and the number one doctor in Nova Scotia (well the most awesome anyway). All this and more!…

In today's episode we're opening up the summer with our favorite jams. There's that one about the rappers name-dropping fashion labels; the generic non-conformist; a Superstore that's not; and the classic one about stores refusing to take cash so the Man steps in. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we're taking over Emma's Facebook page for a live stream all while recording the podcast. Yeah, it's kind of the same thing, but still. We're going to talk a lot about the food service industry. What's the downside of franchising; how good music on a loop becomes bad music; Bru Mineral Water's new plates; how Eleven Madison Park …

In today's episode we share the horror that was Scott's last week, and how it reminds us to complain less. But first we warm up with stories about Damian Lillard's greatest shot; AirPods lost in a stool; and anti-foodstagramming plates. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we're 25 away from an important milestone (wanna come hang out?). We talk about really important things like the difference between a couch and a sofa; Pet DNA; how the Mets are filling up their SRO areas; how museums are using the disruption of 3D printing; and where is the middle of disruption and how it's different than adapta…

In today's episode we're getting totally cereal, but we're mostly talking about streaming. Why Captain Highliner needed a makeover; how not to recruit nurses; and what the up-coming Disney+ service might mean for streaming. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we're contemplating getting older and louder. We also talk about why a not-so-silent Lyft ride can be a good thing; Twitter pranks; and an Airbnb triple threat all about disruption, and hidden camera. All this, a made-up word, and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we reminisce about something very important: Scott's birthday. We also talk about Know-It-All Nikki; how a Delta Flight Attendant went viral; vigilante scooter removal in San Diego; and Toronto's new Poop Cafe... seriously. All this, a made-up word, and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we bounce around a bunch of happy subjects! We talk about the expnse of retirement; why cyber funerals are needed; why staff meetings are probably making you dumber; and why branding fruit is the most hipster thing ever. All this while looking buff and swole. No gymtimidation intended!…

What's so special about April? Well, today we'll tell you, while we talk about an inventive Uber driver; a company's planned outrage PR; and the various reasons the e-scooter craze is not so great. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

In today's episode we're almost celebrating almost five years worth of podcasting. We talk about the need for DNA support groups and why it's important to DNA test your doggie; what's happening over at MySpace (which, yes, is still a thing); an effective social media challenge; how Burger King plans to, hopefully, raise profits; and how one hotel i…

Today we have a fairly topical episode for you. We talk about a lot of social media issues; how they are being used and why; and how an unexpected social media platform snuck in under the radar. All this and more... including why Scott's rapper name is "Kind Eyes the Rapper."By UnMarketing Inc

Today we're looking at stories that take us back in time. We talk about why a VHS VCR sale is making us happy cry; what happens on planes when the passengers get on and the pants come off; why Burger King suddenly got obsessive about 8-year-old tweets; and why you need to be wary of your iPhone apps. All this and more!…

Today we have to find the strength to record the show while Scott nurses a serious case of Beard Elbow! We talk about Delta and Diet Coke getting into the relationship business; three newsletters you need to be reading; Lufthansa getting litigious; the trap of the hobby hustle; and another downside of the side gig. All this and more!…

In today's episode, we're recording three of four and we're just really tired already... also there's bathroom humor. We talk about Alison's birthday (send a tweet to her); a Roofing company that went above and beyond; what happens when there's a bomb threat at Home Depot; what happened to the Scan & Go app from Walmart; why this guy got banned fro…

Seriously, today we have some of the best things ever! We get to say things like "Fatty McFat-Fat" and "Assman" and we're not even insulting people. We also talk about the many joys of Waffle House; an internet comments section that's not horrible; and we do all this while wearing shackets! All this and more!…

Happy Valentine's Day... again! And a big thanks to whoever sent the chocolate. You did send chocolate, right? Let's not make this weird. Anyway, in this episode we talk about: the only place that has more lawyer billboards than Las Vegas; what happens when Mötley Crüe is responsible for your speeding ticket; full-time and then some moms; fake Face…

Happy Valentine's Day! In this episode we talk about Millennials and greeting cards; how the American Dream hasn't changed; Netflix throws shade at HBO; why Norway better back off of Canada; and Mastercard's trial period protection. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc

Welcome to February! In this episode we're back to our regular randomness. We talk about Scott's new Instagram Stories series; one way to spend time with your family over the holidays; Scott's secret Christmas list from Kohler; a CEO gets an internet beatdown; Mastercard spends lots of money to not do much; and Pepsi has a new old global tag. All t…

We’re back from our vacation, and, apparently, something noteworthy happened with Gillette while we were gone. We talk about that; reading is good and here are some books you should read (if you haven’t already); and, yeah, we talk about Gillette some more. All this and more!By UnMarketing Inc