Best Sergio Aguero Podcasts (2024)

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Sergio Aguero’s cocaine enquiry 54:47

22h ago54:47

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Chelsea in chaos, Nicolas Pepe’s pornstar girlfriend and a Russian chess star poisons her rival mid-game Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Chelsea’s 42 man squad in the gym: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1824520610606878743/video/1 Todd Bo…

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Tuesday Club: Arsenal’s naughty nineties 1:01:29

1h ago1:01:29

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The Arsenal dressing room of the 1990s was absolutely mental. It was ruled by a riotous ring of badly-behaved boozers like Tony Adams, Paul Merson and Ray Parlour. They called themselves "The Tuesday Club". From machete-wielding gangsters to stints in the slammer, this is the tale of Gooners Gone Wild… Links from the pod: Ray Parlour aged 12: https…

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Man City, Arsenal & Liverpool Showcase Strong Opening Performances 16:34

5d ago16:34

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(2:15) Manchester City showcase a strong opening performance in a difficult matchup against a promising Chelsea squad (5:00) Arsenal pick up where they left off last season with a 2-0 win vs Wolves (7:25) Liverpool's impressive second half performance in a 2-0 win at Ipswich Town shows a sign of things to come under Arne Slot (10:13) Manchester Uni…

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Mikel Arteta’s dressing room crime spree 36:56

1h ago36:56

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Managers caught in brothels, Wayne Rooney’s x-rated team talks, and is Vincent Kompany an absolute bastard? Join Zak Attak ‘n Coopz for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Vincent Kompany bollocking Gudmundsson: https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1822932103379464543 No…

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2024-25 Premier League Season Preview Special 1:10:08

2d ago1:10:08

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(1:10) Arsenal enter the season with the hopes of dethroning Manchester City, who are aiming to further their record with a 5th-consecutive Premier League title (15:40) Liverpool hold high hopes as the post-Klopp era begins under manager Arne Slot (24:10) Manchester United commits to a future with Erik ten Hag under new ownership (31:55) Chelsea ch…

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Jamie Vardy: chat shit get banged 59:50

7h ago59:50

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At 20 years old, Jamie Vardy was playing eighth tier football with an ankle tag on. And at 24, he was still working at a prosthetic limbs factory. Five years later he was a Premier League champion. From skittles vodka every night to the Wagatha Christie saga, this is the far-fetched fairytale of a Premier League legend… Links from the pod: Play off…

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Phil Foden’s ‘out of control’ party 42:09

16d ago42:09

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Pole Vaulters doing porn, Neil Lennon’s Bucharest bender and the turd-riddled Seine claims its first victims. It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Dutch runner who sounds like Mickey Mouse: https://www.tiktok.com/@almost.co/video/7346062164878298401?lang=en Hungove…

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Olive oil orgies and athletes eaten by wolves: the unhinged history of the Olympics 37:16

10d ago37:16

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The year is 776BC. A naked man soaked in olive oil is being flogged senseless after false starting in the pentathlon. Two millennia later, in a sleepy corner of Oxfordshire, civilised adults are clubbing each other to death in the name of Olympic revival. From contestants eaten by wolves to Eric the Eel, this is the unhinged 3,000 year history of t…

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Lamine Yamal’s holiday heartbreak 45:35

12d ago45:35

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Ederson’s hissy fit. Trouble in paradise for Lamine Yamal. And “sex marathons” in the Olympic Village. It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Rene the piss goblin made it to Korea: https://www.instagram.com/p/C8_5WCCJPlN/ Lamine Yamal’s girlfriend BETRAYS him: https:…

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Poolside punch ups and Usain Bolt’s ultra-slow shagging: our guide to Paris 2024 1:02:57

14d ago1:02:57

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The Romans wrestled lions, the Victorians forced monkeys to fight dogs. And in the modern era, we tuck into a bit of artistic swimming and pretend to know what a pommel horse is. But the Olympics is far more than just a freakshow of sobbing sprinters, doped up communists and Swiss aristocrats forcing horses to dance. From poolside punch ups to Usai…

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England’s sex scandal epidemic 41:55

19d ago41:55

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Multiple shagging rumours about England stars. Patrice Evra’s jail sentence. GB swimming turns saucy. And George debuts his Wimbledon-themed erotic fan fiction. It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Tom Daley’s saucy Insta caption: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9uw4y…

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Narco football: cartels, kidnaps and coked-up kickabouts 52:00

21d ago52:00

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Colombia is known for many beautiful things. Arabica coffee. Cheap breast implants. Glorious Carribean coast. But in the 1980s, the country was infamous for one thing… cocaine. And Colombian football was ruled by terrifying druglords like Pablo Escobar. From kidnapping referees to prison kickabouts with Maradona, this is the story of narco-football…

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‘You’re all murderers’: the sadistic story of the Tour de France 52:13

26d ago52:13

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When you think of cycling, you probably picture lycra-clad lab rats, pumped so full of steroids their blood is congealing into a thick ketchup-like goo. But it wasn’t always a sick science experiment: for most of its history, the Tour de France was a sadistic cocktail of cheating, violence and scarcely believable disasters. From itching powder in t…

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Southgate’s terrifying visitor and Derek Chisora decks a Deliveroo driver 30:40

1M ago30:40

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Sadio Mane’s wife graduates from high school. Fans stealing boats. Snack attack at the Tour de France. It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Derek Chisora headbutts a Deliveroo driver: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1812882512630186418 Cucurella singing about him…

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Naughty Dorty: a semi final special 37:35

1M ago37:35

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Love triangles in the French camp. Wife hunting at wet t-shirt competitions. Boozing with the King of Brazzers in Dortmund. Coming to you live from (near) Dortmund, another special edition of Extra Shot, where we spill all the funniest gossip we picked up in Germany. Slag us off and request episodes on The Upshot subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r…

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Bielsa’s hand grenade and Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension 44:28

2M ago44:28

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Marcelo Bielsa’s violent stand-off with fans. Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension. Leo Messi giving a wonderkid a bath. It’s a nice, weird set of stories for a special edition of Extra Shot, our pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Slag us off and request episodes on The Upshot subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/…

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Andy Carroll’s restaurant scrap and Balotelli’s big night out 25:52

1M ago25:52

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Join Zach and Jack for the funniest stories from the Euros this week. On the pod today: footballers at Glasto, rockstars in the England camp, and somehow the biggest wreckheads of the week are Andy Carroll and Mario Balotelli… Videos from the pod: Ed Sheeran singing to England squad: https://x.com/itsjudithworld/status/1807962013424906356 Conor Gal…

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Boris Becker: the most expensive 5 seconds of my life 1:06:29

1M ago1:06:29

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WITH SPECIAL GUEST JOSH BERRY He was the baby-faced megastar who won Wimbledon twice as a teenager. But Boris Becker’s penchant for sex, mansions and dodgy dealings took him from centre court to the slammer. From bonking in broom cupboards to death threats from murderers, this is the story of Boom Boom Boris… Videos from the pod: Boom Boom Boris so…

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Erling Haaland’s party raided by police 35:49

2M ago35:49

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Join Zach and Jack for the funniest stories from the Euros this week. On the pod today: Bradley Wiggins attacks Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, grans gone wild at the Euros and does Geoff Hurst like Budweiser by any chance? Videos from the pod: Geoff Hurst shilling Budweiser: https://x.com/WeahsCousin/status/1805564686147960989 Bradley Wiggins at Disne…

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Gazza: what have you done to my ostrich? 50:11

2M ago50:11

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The year is 1990. Gazzamania is sweeping the nation. And a bewildered ostrich is on the loose at Tottenham’s training ground. The culprit? Paul Gascoigne, a Geordie midfield maestro with a craving for chaos. From breaking into bank vaults to wanking in 10 Downing Street, this is the scarcely believable story of Gazza: the early years… Videos from t…

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Cole Palmer’s naked scare and Ronald Koeman’s despicable deed 37:02

2M ago37:02

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Are you a good, funny writer who loves sport? We’re hiring a writer for our newsletter and Twitter threads. It’s a paid role - email a sample of your writing to contact@upshot.email. Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod today: Gael Kakuta’s evil twin, Landon Donovan’s awful…

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Ronaldo’s orgy and Southgate’s bender: our guide to Euro 2024 48:51

2M ago48:51

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Bastian Schweisteiger’s hot tub trouble, Declan Rice’s IRA sympathies, and the French star’s penis enlargement. Welcome to our alternative guide to the Euros… Videos from the pod: Grealish looking for Birmingham on a map: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e75rmX2Scv4 Grealish encyclopaedia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLnQYvU6zA Scotland fan hit…

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PSG poison and Scotland star accidentally decks his own mother 31:06

2M ago31:06

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Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Goalkeepers accused of modern slavery, the Brentford legend turned undercover ultra and boxer Ryan Garcia is in cuffs. Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podli…

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WAGs gone wild: Baden Baden 2006 50:26

2M ago50:26

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The year is 2006. Borat is breaking box office records. Hips Don’t Lie is number one in the charts. And in the sleepy German spa town of Baden Baden, England touch down for the World Cup. But the tranquil resort is about to be turned upside down by a posse of WAGs led by Posh Spice, Cheryl Cole and Coleen Rooney. From secret affairs to cocaine scan…

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Neymar goes too far and Samuel Eto’o’s mafia revolution 35:35

2M ago35:35

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Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Ronaldo’s crying, Messi’s movie debut and more misery for Man United staff Videos from the pod: Rio Ferdinand’s commentary: https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1797178287413702885 Neymar’s prank: https://x.com/FootballJOE/status/17964642…

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Cocaine and chainsaws: German football’s scandalous century 53:34

3M ago53:34

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Lurking beneath its slick, modernising image, German football is hiding some dark secrets. In fact, its 21st century has been truly scandalous. From chainsaw rampages to managers on coke, welcome to a mental 20 years of German football… Videos from the pod: Christoph Daum Romania meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Jo4gaXGtpmsobz_s&t=113&v=X…

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Phone sex in the Man United boardroom and Jamie O’Hara’s dating disaster 45:06

3M ago45:06

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Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: The MLS star knocked out by a pro boxer in a restaurant, Todd Cantwell ends racism and hooligan scraps at motorway toll booths… Videos from the pod: Lyrics to the Champions League anthem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Champions_Lea…

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Fergie’s Man United: the scandalous, erotic and surreal inside story 48:40

3M ago48:40

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For 26 seasons, Sir Alex Ferguson was the ruddy cheeked, acid-tounged genius who ruled English football. But behind the trophies and the bollockings, the United gaffer presided over a relentless torrent of sex, drugs and mindless violence… 25 years on from Fergie’s famous treble, this is the story the history books won’t tell… Videos from the pod: …

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Scott Carson’s 4am scrap and Brazil star marries his own niece 38:42

3M ago38:42

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Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: this week's managerial bloodbath, Klopp compared to Martin Luther King Jr., Scott Carson’s kicked out of Man City’s party, Brazilian stars knobbing each other’s girlfriends and the latest scoops from Mr Pants. Links from the pod: Rob Draper o…

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Jose Mourinho: one day someone will punch you 55:43

3M ago55:43

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Jose Mourinho is so charismatic that John Terry said "I'd leave the pitch in a coffin for him". But he's also a ruthless bastard who threatens ball boys, fights staff and spits poison at his enemies. This is the story of Jose Mourinho v The World… Videos from the pod: Old Trafford touchline sprint: https://twitter.com/footballontnt/status/123693298…

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Man City Crowned Champions Again 11:10

3M ago11:10

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0:30 - What Arsenal needs to do next season to rebound from finishing 2nd in such a close title race 5:15 - How Manchester City secures their 4th consecutive Premier League trophyBy Zeke Ouellette, Robbie Earle, Robbie Mustoe

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Alan Shearer’s sordid surprise and Mbappe’s dressing room bust-up 39:09

3M ago39:09

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Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Chinese spies recruiting horny England fans, Arsenal fans turn on Gunnersaurus and John Fury is still absolutely mental Use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/ to get 20% off plus free shipping. Videos from the pod: John Fury head-…

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Tyson Fury: ya big dosser 52:49

3M ago52:49

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Tyson Fury eats hedgehogs, masturbates 7 times a day and warns opponents about his tiny dick. And those are the least weird things about him. As he bids to become the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, meet the Gypsy King… Videos from the pod: This Klit is getting licked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrqjNnc0Ma8 Sauna story: https://w…

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Title Race Goes to Final Day, Dust Settles in Relegation Scrap 54:58

3M ago54:58

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(3:20) Arsenal hold out a tense 1-0 win at Manchester United to take the title race to the final day of the season (25:00) Manchester City keep their foot on the gas with a 4-0 win at Fulham to keep their hunt for a 4th-consecutive title in their hands (35:00) And Nottingham Forest all but secure their safety in the Premier League after Luton Town …

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Davor Suker caught stealing antiques and snooker champion battered by police 34:26

4M ago34:26

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Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Emmanuel Frimpong is the housemate from hell, Jamie Vardy’s sweary daughter, and footballers with gangster dads. Links from the pod: Dennis Rodman face tattoo: https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/as…

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Dennis Rodman: she put pasta up my butt 58:20

3M ago58:20

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Dennis Rodman is a one of a kind, certified, gold-plated, Grade A, unadulterated nutter. He headbutted refs, went on benders with Kim Jong Un and flew 5,000 miles to shag Madonna. For cash. From pasta up the bum to 9 day marriages, buckle in for his utterly insane story… How he broke his dick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg Fighting al…

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Rice Strikes for Arsenal, Haaland's Red Hot Day, Klopp's Anfield Countdown 51:20

4M ago51:20

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(1:25) Highlights from the 2 Robbies' experience at this year's Kentucky Derby (4:00) Arsenal keep their narrow lead atop of the table after a convincing 3-0 win at home to Bournemouth (13:00) Erling Haaland heats up at the right time for Manchester City and fires in four goals in a 5-1 win against Wolves (20:35) And Liverpool deliver a statement 4…

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England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash 33:06

3M ago33:06

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Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: Monty Panesar in the corridors of power, a Sheffield United star’s crime spree and Rodrigo Muniz meets Princess Diana… Links from the pod: Billy Vunipola getting tasered: https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1785230252253302802/video/1 Monty…

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Neymar: red knobs and broomsticks 56:29

4M ago56:29

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Surprise stabbings. Crazed stalkers. Broomsticks up bums. Neymar's life is like a Netflix drama. From punching Parisians to bankrolling his dad's orgies, welcome to ludicrous life of Sao Paolo’s most salacious son… Ultras chanting “Neymar fuck off” outside his house: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1678729050381058049 Get the week’s funnies…

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Arsenal Survive NLD, Pep Energizes Man City's Title Push, Liverpool's Title Hopes All But Lost 42:31

4M ago42:31

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(1:55) Arsenal survive a nervy ending in the North London Derby to keep the pressure on in the title-race (15:25) Manchester City maintain their hold as title favorites after Erling Haaland comes off the bench to seal the match with a 2nd-half goals (20:45) Liverpool’s title push loses its steam after a 2-2 draw at West Ham that left Mo Salah fumin…

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Gary Lineker on Liverpool's Title Slip, Arsenal & Man City's Key Wins 38:39

4M ago38:39

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(2:15) Kai Havertz haunts his former club by scoring a brace in Arsenal’s 5-0 thrashing of Chelsea to keep the pressure at a high in the title race (13:15) Liverpool’s title hopes are dealt a brutal blow in a 2-0 Merseyside Derby defeat to bitter rivals Everton (23:20) And Manchester City showcase their finest form in a 4-0 win at Brighton that kee…

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David Haye hunting for hotties and Arda Turan’s secret sex swing 39:32

4M ago39:32

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Join Zach and George for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Boxers marrying porn stars, gun-wielding gangsters stalk New Zealand’s rugby league, and is Mark Clattenburg being held hostage? Links from the pod: Wine drinking marathon runner: https://twitter.com/NikHunt_/status/178286125987384967…

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Rat poison cocktails and flogging false starters: marathon madness 50:36

4M ago50:36

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For most of us, marathon season is a time to hide in the stationary cupboard while Pauline from accounts shakes the tin for her local donkey sanctuary. But things were a little different in the old days. They drank rat poison, got chased by wild dogs and flogged false starters. Buckle in for marathon madness… Thomas Hicks carried across finish line…

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Liverpool & Arsenal Recover in the Title Race, Controversy in the Relegation Race 58:20

4M ago58:20

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(1:50) Jurgen Klopp rests some of his superstars and the risk pays off for Liverpool in the title race as they sweep aside Fulham 3-1 (12:40) Arsenal put on a controlled performance with a 2-0 win at Wolves after slipping against Aston Villa and Bayern Munich the week prior (28:50) Everton outlast Nottingham Forest 2-0 in a battle between points-de…

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Messi fights Mexicans in Miami and Neymar ruins his daughter’s birthday 32:52

4M ago32:52

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Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: the top flight keeper blinding opponents with a laser pen, Di Canio’s run in with a Millwall taxi driver, and Joey Barton is still an absolute scum…

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OJ Simpson: he definitely did it 1:01:04

4M ago1:01:04

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When you hear the name OJ Simpson, you’ll no doubt recall his famous 1973 NFL season and his supporting role in Naked Gun 2. But did you know he once got in a little bit of trouble with the police too? Join Jack, Zach and Roisin Lanigan for the true crime tale of a sporting icon and the trial of the century… Ruby Wax interview 1998: https://twitter…

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Manchester City Go Top of the Table, Arsenal and Liverpool Both Falter 54:11

4M ago54:11

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1:45 - Manchester City 5-1 win over Luton Town 9:15 - Liverpool lose 0-1 away to Crystal Palace 22:10 - Arsenal lose 2-0 at home to Aston Villa 33:20 - Manchester United draw 2-2 against Bournemouth 42:00 - Newcastle win 4-0 against Tottenham] 1:00:15 - Wrapping up the rest of the results including: West Ham loses 2-0 to Fulham Nottingham Forest an…

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Loris Karius rejected from Berghain and Matt Le Tissier vs. the shapeshifting lizards 38:48

5M ago38:48

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Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: QPR’s mascot sacked for flirting with female fans, Graham Potter’s brush with the criminal underworld, and the inside scoop from the Hardest Geezer…

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John Daly: let’s party cocksucker 51:07

5M ago51:07

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He was the big hitting, booze-swigging, chain-smoking bad boy of golf. The blazers tried to ban him, but John Daly was the people’s champion. From knife-wielding lovers to tossing $55k off a bridge, meet the Wild Thing… Trump discusses “hitting Moscow” with Daly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o5FKR_xH1o Hitting balls on to motorway video: https:…

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Nashville Fan Fest Recap; Advantage Arsenal in the Title Race 12:06

5M ago12:06

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(2:10) The title race tightens up between the top three after a strong performance from Manchester City set the tempo for the weekend (4:30) Arsenal show deeper strength in the title race in comparison to last season (8:50) Liverpool squander their chances against Manchester United and drop a crucial two points in the chase for the title…

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