Zak tackles Dances With Wolves. Wait, Zak hasn't seen DANCES WITH WOLVES? No, Zak has not. It's been a long time since we did an "actually famous movie", so tune in this week for a rare gem! (also for metal... there's metal).By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Its the Oscars ep. We know nobody likes this thing, but we do, so like, I dunno, watch like half of these movies.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles The Guyver. Is it MacGyver? It is not. But then, what is it? Well, we have two very different ideas this week, both fun in their own right.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles The House of Yes. BIG surprise on this movie -- of the "yikes" variety. We've got a real mix of "all currently known story archetypes" and, whatever this actual movie is this week!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Don't Tell Her It's Me (or... The Boyfriend School? what a horrible title). We have a bottle-movie and then the third "This film brought to you entirely by Cocaine (TM)" movie in a row. Tune in for some plot whiplash this week!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles Colors. THE EIGHTIES, THEY'RE BACK AGAIN, AND THEY'RE STILL NOT SUBTLE AT ALL. Big mess of a movie this week, whew. Lee pulls us out of the nightmare with his breath of fresh air.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles Loverboy. The 80's... what a time to make movies. Basically everything treated in the way you wish it wasn't, but Seth comes through with a movie of ultimate redemption!!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Blind Fury. Now, we've all seen a snickers bar before, but have you really looked at a snickers bar... like, REALLY looked at it? Inject this ep right into the biggest vein you can find this week, and gear up for #spyKids2024By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles Predestination. Where did this movie come from? Who took this big of a swing... made a pretty good movie... and then we all just ignored it? What is happening? Tune in this week for some fate.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

All of us tackle Magic Mike. Three very different movies, all oozing with pure sexual energy. For this extra sexy episode number we goosh our way through this trilogy and cross our fingers that they keep making these silly things.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles My Life in Ruins. (but does he?). We get two movies today that are actually not-so-secretly just other movies!! Also, you absolutely have to stick around for the end where we dissect the insanity that is the Teen Choice Awards. Who was the hottest female summer sports action star of 2009? Why are there so many words in that category? Y…

We all do Scream. It's become a bit of a tradition to watch a whole horror franchise every October and sort the whole thing out with you all. This year we did Scream and, bafflingly, there's even a TV show!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles The Hunger. Bowie to Bowie, baby. Tune in this week for like 9 different ideas and two real movies!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles Night on Earth. In traditional fashion, Lee guesses a surprising amount of stuff about a movie that's over 30 years old. Come get all (jar)moosh'ed up with us this week!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles Morning Glory. The world is full of possibilities. Sometimes you have a movie that REALLY feels like it's a direct copy of another movie. Hell, sometimes you have two of those! Sometimes Lee has impossible-to-cut-out TV sounds on his recording! Life is full of surprises, so tune in this week for some of our's.…

Zak tackles Autofocus. This week Zak struggles through a literal blackout AND this movie! We've got some dubious fake-production companies and some dubious life behaviors!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles Kingsglaive. Well, sometimes your goofs don't always work out QUITE as planned... today is one of those days. But, I think it ends up just fine in the end. Tune in for a special surprise guest and some shennanigans.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles Feast of the Seven Fishes. Sometimes ya just need a little help along the way, and this week is one of those weeks. If you're a fan of buzzsaw sounds or vape-filled mid ep interludes on the Fast saga, you're gonna LOVE this one.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Running Scared. Running? who needs it. Scares? Yes please. Tune in this week for a taste of spooky... and... man, who even knows about the real one!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles The Drop. It's been a bit since we've done a fairly recent movie, so here's one! Hot topics this week... tune in for a wild ride!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles Tempo. What a fitting episode to have first mentioned and now celebrate the unionization of writers. This week we learn the two extremes of how writing can go -- tune in for a REAL doozy. Legal disclaimer: we side with the French firemen.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Accident Man. What a strange movie landscape we find ourselves in these days... sometimes they make baffling choices... and sometimes we do too!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles Smoke. WELL, we beans'ed it. Missed last week... listen, life has been REAL hectic and we just done goofed that one. But hey, the wait is worth it because of three simple words: Stockard. Channing. Eyepatch.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles School of Life. Did you ever wonder how tall we all are? Well, you're gonna... eh, I dunno, probably suffer through this one, still. CHOO CHOO BAYBEE.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles California Split. Sometimes you have to wonder if your friends are long-form antagonizing you with increasingly stupid titles on the movie podcast you do together. Well, you don't, hopefully... you can just listen to it!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles Shattered. This episode answers that age old question: how far do you let your friend get into ghosts before you have to like... do something. Oh, and all that other stuff we usually do.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles Blue Juice. Lots of movies have dumb titles, but we've got a real whopper this week. Tune in this week for some sick gnar!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Brewster McCloud. This one's been on the docket for a LONG time. We've got an experimental film and a not-so-experimental film this week, and a whole lot of banter about nothing, as usual.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

The Oscars are in two weeks, so we're interrupting your regularly scheduled programming for a rambling gab-fest about MOSTLY the best picture noms this year. There's some good and some bad, and an uncharacteristic amount of agreement!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles Bait 3D. Well, we really saved y'all some time this week -- rather than watching a movie called "Bait 3D", you can spend strictly MORE time listen to us talk about it! Also, Muppets, so that's pretty dope.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles Cha Cha Real Smooth. We don't usually do new movies... hell, we don't usually do GOOD movies, but sometimes, we make an exception. To celebrate our "we might make it to a thousand in our lifetime" quarter-versary, we went for it.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Barry Lyndon. Barry Lyndon is the stuff of legends. Lee has been talking about it for years. Seth was an immediate convert. Zak held out forever, because on paper, this movie sounds horrendous. It is, however, a masterpiece. Run, don't walk, to see Barry Lyndon.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles My Blueberry Nights. Do you love racing movies as much as we do? Dumb question, everyone does. Well, if that's the case, you're going to love exactly one of this week's movies! And the other one is like... I don't even know, man.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles Heartbeeps. You're not reading that wrong... this stupid movie is called "Heartbeeps". Dozens of people, decades ago, had the chance to say "hey, that's nothing -- we should really change that," but no one did... so here we are. Poor Seth had to make a movie called "Heartbeeps".By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Blame it on Rio. We've got two really upsetting movies this week... on one hand we've got a nightmare family, and on the other we've got TWO nightmare families! Super fun stuff.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles The Bad Mother's Handbook. This "movie" really begs the question -- how loosely CAN one define the term "movie"? There's some not-so-bad moms and there's definitely some books this week.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles State and Main. One movie today assumes an "e" at the end of the title, and one doesn't! Tune in for some geography lessons and also learn how NOT to make a movie!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Everyone tackles Freddy. Boy howdy, if you dislike the normal running time of our episodes, you're in for a real treat today! We discuss each and every one of the Nightmare franchise and catch up on new movies from franchises past. There's also TWO bespoke songs for this monumental occasion!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Hamburger: The Motion Picture. Just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider... here we are. We've got some teen goof-em-ups and some historical fiction, and just... really the worst title of all time.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles Wicker Park. Boy, we're getting loose. This episode covers a lot of ground and almost none of it is related to either movie. Probably for the best, honestly.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles Sweet Liberty. What do vanity projects and the glass ceiling have in common? That's right, everybody hates them! Tune in this week, while we shatter both.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Hot Dog...The Movie. BOY, what a stupid, stupid title. AN ELLIPSIS. Well, the real movie is a hell of a surprise, and the fake movie is, IDK, at least deals with cased meats a little bit? Also, if you think this is a stupid title, stay tuned for 3 weeks from now... it only gets worse.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles Shallow Grave. This week, everybody's digging graves and looking for money. Like, literally, everybody... that's what we're doing this week. Tune in, if you like Trainspotting!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles Identity. Sometimes people aren't quite what they seem... the movies this week take that statement in fairly different directions, both great in their own ways. Tune in for some body horror this week!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Fallen. Sometimes when people touch people, weird ghost visages appear... and then sometimes stories get told in an irritatingly backwards fashion. Those have nothing to do with one another, but they DO describe our two stories this week! Tune in for all that business.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles... Children...? Very very very special episode this week... big surprise in the middle... we welcome back an old friend of the show and Lee finds out, much like you, the real title of this movie. Time travel, big swords, The Beef, etc. Do really tune in, it's a wild ride.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles Royal Deceit. What an absolute trash title, yet again. It's almost like we've run out of real movies and are now just doing the bottom-of-the-barrel goofers. Well, stuff happens and all that... get into it.By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Zak tackles Peter's Friends. What a title... who is Peter? And do we care about his friends? Turns out, we probably do. Tune in this week for some happy friends and some less happy friends (and crimes!)By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Lee tackles Heart and Souls. These two movies are just chock-full of death. Some good, some less good, some fun, some not so fun. Tune in for all of it!By Seth, Lee, and Zak

Seth tackles I.Q. Where do you put periods when the sentence ends in an abbreviation? Yeah, I dunno either. That's kinda it -- enjoy!!By Seth, Lee, and Zak