TRACKLIST 00 The Wise Old Owl01 The Palladist – The Law (Moon Child)02 DJ Sprinkles – House Music is Controllable Desire You Can Own03 Thurston Moore – Grace Lake04 Dean Blunt – X05 Dead Boys – Son of Sam06 Shellac – Futurist IV07 Millie and Andrea – Temper Tantrum08 Untold – Strange Dreams09 Daniel Avery […]…

TRACKLIST [Some intro]01 V/vm – XR2 mk1 Sale Waterpark02 Radiohead – Daydreaming03 Minoru Muraoka – Take Five04 Alkaline – Gyal Bruk Out05 Steve Moore – Deep Time06 Metronomy – Love Letters (Slwx Remix)07 Todd Terje – Inspector Norse08 I:Cube – Disco Cubizm (Dft Pnk Remix)09 Yung Nation – Shawty Wassup (Murlo Remix)10 Kid Antoine – […]…

In the cave I layLarval came the dayupside down and took my placeamongst the other candidates A trist of steel and slitted wristGutting empty sacks of shit In my roof, red rivers gulfedYet I would never white enough TRACKLIST 01 Anthony Child – Midnight Rain02 Kenneth Rexroth – Thou Shalt Not Kill (excerpt)03 Acronym – […]…

TRACKLIST The Explosion – Let’s LoveWild Beasts – WanderlustHrvatski – Vatstep DSPDarq E Freaker – MingerDJ Spinn – Dubby (feat. DJ Rashad & Danny Brown)DJ Marfox – Beat and BreakEd Rush – Clean GunObjekt – StraysChristy Essien – You Can’t Change A ManManu Dibango – Abele Dance (85 Remix)JD Twitch – MayaSapho – Carmel (12” […]…

TRACKLIST 0 Waze & Odyssey vs R. Kelly – Bump & Grind 1 Brenmar feat Calore – Payroll 2 Cut Hands – The Claw 3 Tiga – Bugatti 4 Dean Blunt – Mersh 5 Answer Code Request – Thermal Capacity 6 Cleric – Morose (Dario Zenker Remix) 7 Unspecified Enemies – Bellona, I Do Mind […]By radio1000bc

The honest truth this time? You want gleam in the gloam? My child I am old and no less difficult than I was as a youth. If you must know I was cleaning up the old lighthouse at Milson’s point, bequeathed to me by the Macquarie family before the second world war (if you didnt […]By radio1000bc

PUNCH THE CORPSE! All aboard the stone ship for one last punt and yet another illegitimate re-incarnation, full of musty effluvia and bacon-scented placenta. Imagine the baby from 2001 cracking off a cosmic slop. A la prochaine mon amis, until we dance the interstellar deathwank once again, saturnalian orange in moth, umbilical cords around our […]…

Feed Me! Globular edification. The titular turtle’s head of culture pushing brown on the chino marquee. POlo shirt pyre. Meaning is destruction. To all my brothers and sisters in Ferguson. Police are everywhere. Even in our heads. If you don’t curtail them they will kill you. Same in any system. Fuck the police. 1. William […]…

Delays in the African Lego porn. Factory Floor – Fall Back Girl Unit – Club Rez Capracara – Silvia Solar (Hot City Remix) Radioclit – Secousse Perc – Galloper Bass Clef – Lower State Of Conciousness DJ Haus – Needin U (Photonz remixes) Four Tet & Terror Danjah – Nasty Mickey Pearce – Threatz Remix […]…

Tungsten wasp shots. Eomac – Rainmaker Psyche – The Saint Became A Lush Golden Retriever – Petrichor Bass Clef – Hackney, Chicago, Jupiter A Made Up Sound – Malfunction (despair) Atom TM – Ich Bin Meine Maschine (Boys Noize) Huerco S. – Malaren Ttam Renat – Mergin’ Nexus 21 – TogetherBy radio1000bc

Ruptured twatlisp. Body/Head – Black is the colourBok Bok and Tom Trago – Time MasterTorn Hawk – Gags and Broken FingersSnakefinger – The Man in the Black SedanVatican Shadow – Contractor Corpses Hung Over the Euphrates RiverEXCLUSIVE GUEST MIX by FRUST PHASEBy radio1000bc

Cooeee Mister Crowley! Give us a mouthful of your golden falafel yeah dux? Oooooooooooooh! Afrikan Sciences – Boss Nova’s Second Pass Randomer – We Laugh, We Scream 2 Madteo – Do The Wright Thing Tropic of Cancer – More Alone (Album Version) Juju & Jordash – Third Planet From Altair Beautiful Swimmers – Big Coast […]…

Big love to Bob and his daughters, big ass chub rockin’ the mosquito thinner: Space Art – Parakeet Island Okishima – Haunted Castle Munk – Kick Out The Chairs (feat James Murphy & Nancy Wang) Wayne Smith – Under Me Sleng Teng Art Crime – Never Look Back > Insert: ‘Straight as the crow’ Phil […]By radio1000bc

Live from the 1000BC bunker. False alarm as it tuns out but Paulito still hid inside the anus of a chihuahua pinata. Sex-Mex-style safety first kids. Joe – Club Scared Mark Pritchard – Fabulous Fred William Onyeabor – Good Name 3 Chairs – 6 mile Bookworms – B1 Torn Hawk – Shock Tape Front 242 […]By radio1000bc

After the after-time, march the Primark primates. Less chat, more sturm und drang. Mind the Ides. Blessed be the rotters & the otters. Less David, more Vine. Rick Wilhite – My Life is A Minimal Circle Tuff Sherm – Pharmacy Greg beato – A2 Skin & Bone – Make U Understand Mista Men – Hard […]By radio1000bc

Episode 26 sees Terry Nutcombe have a trans-dimensional brock/spak-out and report back from the near future Taken from the Black Box broadcast 15.03.2014. Focuses on field recordings made by Terry Nutkiss during his trip to Hackney Marshes in 2025 to observe a lost, drowned civilisation of hipsters. Features an interview of Terry by Badgerwatch’s F…

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Part Two of January’s Operational Report. “I beseech thee dusky temptress, Saffron eyebrows made of wire…” Born To Win (Life After Ghostbusters) – Torn Hawk World-A-Music – Ini Kamoze Voodoo Ray (Optimo Remix) – Jeremy Deller Unreal – Florian Kupfer Laser Scan – Mike Dunn Nanorock Skank – Afrikan Sciences We Do… (DJ Sotofett’s NYC […]…

BANNED BY SOUNDCLOUD. well okay… Part One of January’s Operational Report. Everyday – William Onyeabor Assassin – DJ Stingray KoolFM – Four Tet (Container Remix) Moscato B – Anthony Naples Boys – Sky Ferreira Radar Version – Ron Morelli Vacuum Boogie – Floating Points Hot Boys – Hot City x Lol Boys Detect Signal – […]…

BB22. The Gelding of the Lily by Simon Saint-Simon Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon Peni-ultimato. The beginning of the end. Second to last of the interstellar mohawks. Enjoy before the impending instruction to leave earth, surfing the solar slagheap on an endless cosmic vacation...aww \/\/hatever! just bang up & slay the shits. Sounds: 0…

Peni-ultimato. The beginning of the end. Second to last of the interstellar mohawks. Enjoy before the impending instruction to leave earth, surfing the solar slagheap on an endless cosmic vacation…aww \/\/hatever! just bang up & slay the shits. Sounds: 01 Bandulu – Revelation02 Peter Dundov – Distant Shores03 The KLF – Wichita Lineman Was A […]…

BB21 :: Numero Deux (Part Deux!) by Simon Saint-Simon Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon The abyss is alive with perversity and inflammation! Sounds: Fasti II - 01 You Lost Your Neon Haze - Altar Eagle 02 Sunday - Echo Lake 03 I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull - Swans 04 Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica 05 Thrusty Bob's Hardcore Lounge - Mirand…

The abyss is alive with perversity and inflammation! Fasti II – 01 You Lost Your Neon Haze – Altar Eagle 02 Sunday – Echo Lake 03 I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull – Swans 04 Replica – Oneohtrix Point Never 05 Thrusty Bob’s Hardcore Lounge – Miranda Sex Garden 06 Discipline – Throbbing Gristle […]By radio1000bc

Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon 'Posse' by Brothers Bear Arms and their groopies. Simon Saint-Simon and pals are accompanied by the self-styled executioners of 'guilt-edge' pre-hardcore Brothers Bear Arms for a rambunctious re-live of TwentyLeven. Hold on to your twats! It's going to be a zany, zip open funride to Gagtown! Sounds: Fasti …

Simon Saint-Simon and pals are accompanied by the self-styled executioners of ‘guilt-edge’ pre-hardcore Brothers Bear Arms for a rambunctious re-live of TwentyLeven. Hold on to your twats! It’s going to be a zany, zip-open, funride to Gagtown! Fasti I – 01 Yonkers – Tyler The Creator 02 Where Did The Night Go – Gil Scott […]…

BB19 :: Efil4Onket by Simon Saint-Simon Efil4Onket Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon C Ya Simon Pukey It is with deep regret and sadness that we must confirm to the listenership the departure from The Ark of Simon Clifford Pukey. Not only was he the chief engineer of Black Box and an expert in his field but he was also a dear friend. Not c…

“C Ya Simon Pukey!” It is with deep regret and sadness that we must confirm to the listenership the departure from The Ark of Simon Clifford Pukey. Not only was he the chief engineer of Black Box and an expert in his field but he was also a dear friend. Not citing ill health as […]By radio1000bc

Annual Report 2010 Part Un Illustrated by Milla Galea Composed by Simon Saint-Simon On a wintry and treacherous December 17 2010 Simon Saint-Simon was joined by Harrison Prickles in the overtly comfortable, air-conditioned halls of the Heyward Gallery, South Bank, London. Here in front of a partially live audience they met to discuss the years high…

On a wintry and treacherous December 17 2010, Simon Saint-Simon was joined by Harrison Prickles in the overtly comfortable, air-conditioned halls of the Heyward Gallery, South Bank, London. Here in front of a partially live audience they met to discuss the years highlights thus far. However neither expected the dead air that ensued to result […]…

Swallows' Pit Illustrated by Milla Galea Composed by Simon Saint-Simon 3/3 recorded live at Westminster Road Necropolis. Twilight has fallen upon the terminal dawn and no day to speak of lies crooked between atrium panes. Feathers have been spilled upon lost marble flooring but before these petrifications, a lively August swaying brought to fruit t…

Twilight has fallen upon the terminal dawn and no day to speak of lies crooked between atrium panes. Feathers have been spilled upon lost marble flooring but before these petrifications, a lively August swaying brought to fruit the globular and monal last spits of Simonhain which was accompanied, as is the tradition, by the bearing […]…

Illustrated by Milla Galea Composed by Simon Saint-Simon 2/3 recorded LIVE at the Frog and Nightmare, as part of Chester's 'Simonhain' festivities celebrating the end of summer, the dead and the return home of a heavily corrupt and compromised political careerist who cares not a jot about the Wales he isn't from. Local bumfunsters 'What Do You Do?'…

2/3 recorded LIVE at the Frog and Nightmare, as part of Chester’s ‘Simonhain’. The festivities celebrate the end of summer, the dead and the return home of a heavily corrupt and compromised political careerist who cares not a jot about the Wales he isn’t from. Local bumfunsters ‘What Do You Do?’ egg-on Simon to loosen […]…

Image by Milla Galea Presented by Simon Saint-Simon There's no place like home, only the wild productions of caves and islands. I hope this helps you sleep in shadows, bathed eyeless in the fire. Recorded live at the Frog and Nightmare (defunct), Chester. Part 1 of 3. Sounds: 01 Space Art - Folkstone Hovercraft 02 Daniel Wang - Like Some Dream 03 B…

There’s no place like home, only the wild productions of caves and islands. I hope this helps you sleep in shadows, bathing eyeless in the fire. xxx sss Recorded live at the Frog and Nightmare (defunct), Chester. Part 1 of 3 01 Space Art – Folkstone Hovercraft 02 Daniel Wang – Like Some Dream 03 […]By radio1000bc

La Concha Mi Madre Image by Milla Galea Presented by Simon Saint-Simon Simon Saint-Simon returns to the sanatorium and spa at Bell's End for some r & r after his ordeal at the hands of brown pirates in foreign climbs and stranger waters She sells sea shells... Sounds: 01 Man O'War - The Crown and The Ring (Lament of the Kings) 02 Kavinsky - The Cra…

lick up the clam juice and wear it like some ear muffs. Simon Saint-Simon returns to the sanatorium and spa at Bell’s End for some R&R after his ordeal at the hands of brown pirates in foreign climbs and stranger waters. She sells sea shells… Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Man O’War – The Crown […]…

Death Trip Logic (Dance of the Tutuguri) Image by Milla Galea Presented by Simon Saint-Simon Excerpts from 'To have done with the judgement of God', a play by Antonin Artaud. A little death music... Sounds: 01 Harmonia and Eno 76 - Welcome 02 Kristen Hersh - Your Ghost 03 Iron & Wine - Carousel 04 Onoehetrix Point Never - Nobody here (echo jam) 05 …

A little death music… (Dance of the Tutuguri) 01 Harmonia and Eno 76 – Welcome 02 Kristen Hersh – Your Ghost 03 Iron & Wine – Carousel 04 Onoehetrix Point Never – Nobody here (echo jam) 05 Chris Rea – Rain (Peter Visti edit) 06 Fleetwood mac – Keep on Going (Cosmo Vitelli edit) 07 […]By radio1000bc

Beakhaus Image by Milla Galea Words by Simon Saint-Simon What gays on tower stays on tower, reet? Sounds: 01 Twisted Wires - One Night at the Raw Deal 02 DJ Jus-Ed - Warm 03 James Yuilli - This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky Edit) 04 Fuck Buttons - Sweet Love for Planet Earth (Andrew Weatherall Remix) 05 !!! - Is This Thing On? (Thomas N' Eric's R…

Hey! proxymoron! Download the man-plasm here. Simon Saint-Simon reads more excerpts from his best-peter-sellers ‘Cadavers’ and ‘Leap of Faith’. ‘What gays on tower stays on tower, reet?’ Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Twisted Wires – One Night at the Raw Deal 02 DJ Jus-Ed – Warm 03 James Yuilli – This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky […]…

Pirates on the White Channel Image by Milla Galea Words: The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty's Admirality Sounds: 01 Chris watson - No Man's land 02 High Places - Head Spins (Extended version) 03 Dirty Projectors - I Sit on the Ridge At Dusk 04 Autumn - CytoGenetic Movement 05 Heartbreak - We're Back (Vitalic Mix) 06 Depeche Mode -…

Pirates On The White Channel by Simon Saint-Simon. Image by Milla G. The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty’s Admirality gets shanghai’d by some salty boat bandits with HILARIOUS results 01 Chris Watson – No Man’s land 02 High Places – Head Spins (Extended version) 03 Dirty Projectors – I Sit on the Ridge At Dusk […]…

Foxholes (Bustin Makes Me Feel Good) Image by Milla Galea Words: Author reads excerpts from Simon Saint-Simon's 'Cadavers' Sounds: 01 Fra Lippo Lippi - Say Something 02 Glass Candy - Poison or Remedy? 03 The Alan Parsons Project - Mammagamma 04 Alessi - Saving the Day (track from Ghostbusters OST - The Revenge edit) 05 Fleetwood Mac - Never Going B…

Real cunt show here. 01 Fra Lippo Lippi – Say Something 02 Glass Candy – Poison or Remedy? 03 The Alan Parsons Project – Mammagamma 04 Alessi – Saving the Day (track from Ghostbusters OST – The Revenge edit) 05 Fleetwood Mac – Never Going Back Again (Tom Croose Edit) 06 Phresh and Low – […]By radio1000bc

The Armoured Train Words: Armoured Train presents Simon Saint-Simon's 'Leap of Faith' Music: Leap of Faith - Brut Fruit Medley -------------------------------------------------- 01 Diary of a Madman - John Baker 02 Liars - We Fenced Other Houses With The Bones Of Our Own 03 Les Georges Leningrad - Eli Eli Lamma Sabbacthani 04 23 Skidoo - IY 05 Late…

Lather of frapes. Leap of Faith – Brut Fruit Medley ————————————————– 01 Diary of a Madman – John Baker 02 Liars – We Fenced Other Houses With The Bones Of Our Own 03 Les Georges Leningrad – Eli Eli Lamma Sabbacthani 04 23 Skidoo – IY 05 Late of the Pier – The Bears Are […]By radio1000bc

GAZA STRIPPED BARE, BY HER BACHELOR EVEN Words: Chris Marker/Sandor Krasnar Simon Saint-Simon Music: 17 Thieves Like Us - Desire 18 Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) - Get Up 19 Brian Eno and David Byrne - Strange Overtones 20 Abba - Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified) 21 Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses 22 Roy Ayres - Hot (rascale Edit) 23 Rene & Angela - i'll be go…

Psychedelic sexual jihad. Words: Chris Marker/Sandor Krasnar Simon Saint-Simon Music: Thieves Like Us – Desire Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) – Get Up Brian Eno and David Byrne – Strange Overtones Abba – Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified) Franz Ferdinand – Ulysses Roy Ayres – Hot (Rascale Edit) Rene & Angela – I’ll be good Shit […]…

GONNA PARTY LIKE GAZA CITY 2009 Words: Charles Bukowski Jean Luc-Godard Simon Saint-Simon Music: 01 Riz Ortolani - No Mercy 02 Fever Ray - If I Had a Heart 03 Beck - Chemtrails 04 The United States of America - Love Song for The Dead Che 05 Northern Picture Library - Insecure 06 School of Seven Bells - Half-Asleep 07 Swirlies - Her Life of Artistic…