Best Slampigs Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 69: E69 Lady Gaga 1:25:57

1+ y ago1:25:57

1:25:57

Alright Ranksters time to let us see your Poker Faces! Thant's right! The official rank of the reigning queen of pop. Lady Gaga along with the top female singers. We would apologize for all the shenanigans, but we were Born This Way.

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S1E44 - The Biz Podcast 12/12/2021 Part 2 - PodWord "Crusty" (Very Explicit), SB Quotes, Brenda Poops 21:38

1+ y ago21:38

21:38

Episode Notes Quim gives the boys another PodWord for this session, and the boys get pretty vulgar with this one ! More SB Quotes follow the dirty, and then Brenda dives into his poopy-pants story; Is the Golf Bet with Boone & Squish finally resolved ?? Support The Biz Podcast by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-biz-…

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S1E43 - The Biz Podcast 12/12/2021 Part 1 - Relationships Review, Podword "SlamPig", TV Editing 19:28

1+ y ago19:28

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Episode Notes The Quim starts off with an update, after our long layoff, the boys return all wifed-up. Quim reviews with all 3; Quim introduces the new segment, Podword of the Session, and asks the boys for a definition or sentence of this session's word; TV editing and opinions. Support The Biz Podcast by contributing to their tip jar: https://tip…

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S1E45 - The Biz Podcast 12/12/2021 Part 3 - The BLOB finally arrives!, Fishing & Hunting Talk, Quim's Mustang vs Deer 17:32

1+ y ago17:32

17:32

Episode Notes The BLOB finally makes his debut on The Biz Podcast ! ....And immediately rips Brenda (of course). Blob reviews some fishing story facts, and has proof with his phone; some hunting stories and facts discussed with Blob; Quim doesn't hunt, so has to relate a deer story, when his Mustang went one on one vs a deer - on two occasions. Sup…

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S1E42 - The Biz Podcast 09/18/2021 Part 3 - Public Service Quiz, 2nd Penis?, SB Quotes 19:05

1+ y ago19:05

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Episode Notes Quim creates a Public Service Quiz, and springs it on the boys in a effort to "help out the Listeners" with answers to daily problems; Squish's conspiracy that the Vid Vaccine might have males grow a 2nd Penis, but where would it be ? By the end of the night, Quim is so wasted that he can't even remember his SB Quote ... Boone ends it…

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S1E40 - The Biz Podcast 09/18/2021 Part 1 - Golf Talk, More Blob Fun, Deckbuilder Stories, "Let's Eat Cat Food!" 16:41

1+ y ago16:41

16:41

Episode Notes The boys start off with some golf discussions about the Bet with Squish & Boone; Somehow, some Blob references get thrown in along the way. They move from Blob to Deckbuilder and some stories from childhood; the episode finishes up with talk about "eating cat food", and doing a contest on this in a possible future episode. Support The…

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S1E41 - The Biz Podcast 09/18/2021 Part 2 - Feline Origins, Animal & Movie References, & New C-Word Versions ! 17:49

1+ y ago17:49

17:49

Episode Notes After a break, Squish brings up a topic about how cats became domesticated; Boone wants Quim to get high to better understand their thinking; more animal discussions proceed, which leads into movie references (how this happened, who knows). The weed is kicking in as the boys slide into "Big Time Potty Mouth" mode, and drop the C-Word …

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Episode 68: E68 Fictional Ghosts 1:21:33

1+ y ago1:21:33

1:21:33

It doesn't matter if you're battling a hundred foot marshmallow man, counting down seven days, learning to lift rocks in a swamp, or dealing with the ghost with the most we got all the top ghosts for you guys. We also got some 90s video games for you. Charge up your proton packs, don't cross the Sleepy Hollow Bridge, don't call his name multiple ti…

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Episode 67: E67 Commerical Jingles 1:21:23

1+ y ago1:21:23

1:21:23

They're my ranks and I want them now! 877-RANK-NOW. Break me off of a piece of that jin-gles list. Ranks in the morning, ranks in the evening, ranks at dinner time we are ranking commercial jingles. We are gonna have it our way! Discontinued items that we want now 877- RANK- NOW! We never grew up, we aren't exactly men of genius, BUT we are lovin' …

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Episode 65: E65 Alestorm 1:33:56

1+ y ago1:33:56

1:33:56

Rum, Beer, Ranks and Meade it's all that a ranker needs! Time to set sail with the compass to Magnetic North. Ahh yes ya land lovers it's time we dive off the plank into Alestorm. We also have the Perfect Storm Albums we go over. Rais the black. Raise your sword and join us on our quest to find the top Alestorm song as we sail through the Shenaniga…

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Episode 64: Scary Movie Scenes 1:47:40

1+ y ago1:47:40

1:47:40

Friday the 13th. A day of caution, superstition and spooky stuff! Get your lucky rabbit's foot, get the salt, and watch out for black cats. Falling Down the Rankings is going down the top 13 superstitions. We going back to the spooky movie well and bringing you the top 30 scary scenes in movies. Stay out of the water, keep out of the woods, aim for…

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Episode 63: E63 Weezer 1:31:44

1+ y ago1:31:44

1:31:44

2023 Say It Ain't So, it is time to grab your Hash Pipe and try and find that stupid sweater you lost. Your buddy Jonas may know where it is. Its time for Weezer week! We fall down the rankings of Weezer along with a new type of bonus, create an Iron Maiden set list. New year, same shenanigans. Weezer let's do this!…

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Episode 62: E62 Shadows fall 1:34:17

1+ y ago1:34:17

1:34:17

It's time to turn off the Idiot Box and crank the amps to 11. We Destroyed a lot of Senses on this one. This week we are ranking Shadows Fall. That's right Babylon is burning in this rank. We also take a trip down memory lane to the arcade with top Arcade Games. Get ready to Step Outside the Circe pit for some shenanigans. Shadows Fall Lets Go!…

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S1E39 - The Biz Podcast 09/03/2021 Part 3 - Kitchen Comedy, Trekkies, Vile Sexual Descriptions, Quim's Dictionary 16:50

2y ago16:50

16:50

Episode Notes After ANOTHER fire pit break, the boys now are extremely wasted. So Quim starts it off with some kitchen comedy between him & StepMom, and then moves into some Trekkie info. The boys then wake up a little, and express some VERY VILE ( Explicit Warning Here ) Sexual Descriptions of body parts. This leads into some more word fun from Qu…

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S1E37 - The Biz Podcast 09/03/2021 Part 1 - Brenda-Less Evening, Wine Tasting, Quim Restroom Techniques, Why NH is Best 17:19

2y ago17:19

17:19

Episode Notes For the first time, The Biz goes Brenda-Less for the evening. The boys start with Wine tasting from another New Hampshire made wine, then begin to rag on the absent Brenda with a series of new "nicknames". Next, Quim describes his unsuccessful bathroom techniques, and the boys finish up with reasons why New Hampshire is the best state…

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S1E38 - The Biz Podcast 09/03/2021 Part 2 - More Pet Names, Boone's Work Escapades, Squallback/Month, Quim Golf Excuses 18:13

2y ago18:13

18:13

Episode Notes After a break out back at the fire pit (and you should know now what happens out there), the boys come back in pretty wasted, and proceed with more Pet names for Brenda. Boone then describes some strange findings at work on the course; the boys return to bashing Brenda, and award the first "Squallback of the Month" Award. The session …

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Episode 61: E61 Korn 1:22:57

2y ago1:22:57

1:22:57

All day I dream about rankin All day I dream about ranks, yes all day I dream about ranks, and all day I dream about ranks. It's Korn! It is finally Korn week. We are sliding down those shoots and ladders to give you the top Korn songs along with the top albums of 1992. Strap in for some shenanigans and ratun tat un raton sarut oot nawt ot toon yat…

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Episode 60: E60 Pink Floyd 1:30:20

2y ago1:30:20

1:30:20

We don't need no ranking order. We don't need no triple banger. No Slampigs in the top ten. Shimmy leave that spreadsheet alone! It's time we travel to the dark side of the ranks. It's finally time for Pink Floyd. Shimmy hits the wall trying to come up with a bonus list for objects that are not instruments but used in a song to make noise. You can'…

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Episode 59: E59 Scream Queens and Horror Songs 2:11:39

2y ago2:11:39

2:11:39

A little late but we got the best Scream Queens and songs used in horror movies. Scream Queens you know them we love them all but only one can be the best! Songs in horror well we got a lot to choose from but does the scene make the song or the song make the scene? 6 spot, 7 spot 8 spot RANK. Let's Do This!!!!!…

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Episode 58: E58 Contraversy 1:50:05

2y ago1:50:05

1:50:05

The boundaries of friendships will be tested. And they were. The most controversial statements about music. The gloves are off. I said what I said! Also top siblings of rock. Will we ever recover from these shenanigans.

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Episode 57: E57 Tool 1:11:59

2y ago1:11:59

1:11:59

I know the ranking list. 'Cause I wrote it down. Differential and busted. Pure trolling Jim has posted. Will set three idiots ranks in motion. Drinking beer as it goes. The light that poured form the bottle has blurred the screen between us so we cannot seem to reach an end Crippling the rank nation! It's Tool time! Falling Down the Rankings finall…

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"You're A Quitter!" 0:02

2y ago0:02

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Episode Notes Brenda says he wouldn't bother, so Quim accuses him of being a "Quitter" Support The Biz Podcast by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-biz-podcast This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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I Get More Action 0:03

2y ago0:03

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Episode Notes Quim telling the Boys what the Score is ! Support The Biz Podcast by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-biz-podcast This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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S1E36 - The Biz Podcast 8/1/2021 Part 3 - Brenda Nails Quim, Quim's Sex & Biology Advice, "You're A Quitter", Boone S.B. 19:13

2y ago19:13

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Episode Notes Quim & Boys get into Golf Decor, and Brenda Gets Quim with Quim's own catchphrase; the discussion moves into Quim giving the Boys advice on Sexual needs as they get older, and also advises them what will happen if cheating on a Filipino woman. More Biology discussion as the Boys try to figure out how to "please" themselves, and Quim d…

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S1E35 - The Biz Podcast 8/1/21 Part 2 - Brenda Gets Hurt, Courtesy Lessons & Seasonal Ranting, Violent Ranting 17:21

2y ago17:21

17:21

Episode Notes First up, Brenda explains how he got beat up by a Frisbee; next, the Boys discuss lessons in courtesy, which moves into ranting about seasonal driving and tourists that blow thru The Granite State during Fall Season. This, of course, really sets the Boys off and they get into ranting about Condiments from ordering food on the road. Su…

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S1E34 - The Biz Podcast 8/1/21 Part 1 - Golf Update, Boone Fights!, Tea Photo Op, Puke Time 17:44

2y ago17:44

17:44

Episode Notes The Boys update the Golf bet between the Sisters, Boone & Squish, and then Boone drops his big story about having to get violent over the weekend. Later, Brenda advises that he sent in a Twisted Tea photo to get The Biz on some Tea cans; finally, some more tales of Woe, about the Sisters losing lunch.....Again ! Support The Biz Podcas…

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Episode 56: Dumb And Dumber 1:28:38

2y ago1:28:38

1:28:38

You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Then just push play. Gimme those ranks if you know whats good for you! Rank! Yeah! Stuff! Yeah! Yeah Yeah! That's right we are going to open up the briefcase and pull out our best characters, quotes, and scenes from the 1994 classic Dumb and Dumber along with bonus rank top 10 4th released albu…

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Episode 54: TV Commercial Mascots 1:26:37

2y ago1:26:37

1:26:37

It's so easy three idiots can do it in 90 min or less. Be sure to order some Pizza, Pizza for this one and call your buddies to say waaaaaaazzzzzz uuuuuppp. Ah yes, snap into a ranking of the top TV commercial mascots! We also stepped out side the box but leaned right up against it and did top 3rd albums. We don't always rank things but when we do …

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Episode 53: Gorjia 1:16:54

2+ y ago1:16:54

1:16:54

Saddle up on your Flying Whales we are headed towards the Toxic Garbage Island. It truly is Another World. We are tumbling down the ranks of Gorjia! It is also halfway to Halloween so top 20 bonus rank of horror cities or locations. This is a rank where you don't want to be left Stranded on an Ocean Planet. Giddy yuuuup time for Friday night shenan…

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Episode 52: E 52 The Sword 1:11:47

2+ y ago1:11:47

1:11:47

Grab your Cloak of Feathers and saddle up as we travel through some Lawless Lands evading Dream Thieves. Freya will guide us on our journey as we Take The Black and rank The Sword! We also travel down a familiar path and rank the openers and closers of all the Ghost albums

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Episode 51: Red Hot Chili Peppers 1:38:52

2+ y ago1:38:52

1:38:52

Check out the top 50 songs of the Funky Monks themsleves The Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Episode 50: Drum Intros 1:44:32

2+ y ago1:44:32

1:44:32

1..2..1..2..3..4 Drummers always know how to do it better, for intros that is. That's right 50 episodes 50 songs! We are doing the top fidy drum intros. The rules there are no rules only gotta be started by the drummer. So Walk This Way with us and find out what drummers do it best!

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S1E33 - The Biz Podcast 7/4/2021 Part 4 - Whose the Most Popular ?, Family Opinions, Views on Life, Quim's Game Show Idea 17:46

2+ y ago17:46

17:46

Episode Notes The boys start off by considering who may be the most Popular on the Biz Podcast; Quim relays some Family Opinions, from "StepMom" and his REAL Step-sister; The Boys reflect on some views of Life, considering Squish's recent Birthday; Quim takes a child's game show and, Of Course, twists it with his sick and demented humor. Support Th…

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S1E32 - The Biz Podcast 7/4/2021 Part 3 - Dorito's Continued, Karaoke Contest Soundbites, Willy Wonka Quotes lead into more SB 17:19

2+ y ago17:19

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Episode Notes The Flaming Hot Dorito's Challenge continues, with 2 leaders and 2 wimps; Boone plays some soundbites from the Epic Karaoke contest, and the boys discuss; Quim brings up Willy Wonka Quotes, and, of course, those lead into more SpongeBob Quotes. Idiots will be Idiots ! Support The Biz Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://t…

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S1E31 - The Biz Podcast 7/4/2021 Part 2 - Boone's SB Quote, Dorito's Flaming Challenge, Golf, & Brenda's Report 16:59

2+ y ago16:59

16:59

Episode Notes Boone, unbelievably, finally comes up with a SpongeBob Quote; the boys decide to challenge themselves with a bag of Flaming Hot Dorito's Chips; Weekend Golf Review; Brenda shares his report on his "evaluation" Support The Biz Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-biz-podcast This podcast is powere…

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S1E30 - The Biz Podcast 7/4/2021 Part 1 - Squish's Birthday Celebration at the Third Stall Saloon 18:09

2+ y ago18:09

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Notes The guys celebrate Squish's Birthday, at the infamous Third Stall Saloon. Squish and the guys describe how such safe activities developed, such as hitting each other with a bull whip and lighting fireworks near gas cans. More Drunken Buffoonery, as usual ! Support The Biz Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar…

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Episode 49: 311 1:28:05

2+ y ago1:28:05

1:28:05

Come one come all and see the original FDTR ranking of the top 31 311 songs. We can be creatures for a while and play with transistors. One thing is for sure - this list is a beautiful disaster. But don’t let that bring you down.

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Episode 48: E 48 Led Zeppelin 1:45:55

2+ y ago1:45:55

1:45:55

Hey Hey mama said the way you move, Gonna make you rank gonna make you choose. It is finally time to get the Led out! It's Led Zeppelin week! We also have double bonus show for you. We will Ramble On about the the movies or shows that deserve a prequel, sequel, or one final season and the shenanigans that went on in Falling Down The Stairs. Don't s…

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S1E29 - The Biz Podcast 5/30/2021 Part 4 - Disgusting Question #2, More Golf Updates, Biz Softball Stories 22:14

2+ y ago22:14

22:14

Episode Notes Following up on Episode 1 of the evening, the boys finally get around to asking Disgusting Question of the Night #2; More golf updates, about the brothers challenge, and then offer a new challenge to their comrades ! Boys finish up with some softball stories, most of which concern many of the Biz's friends and teammates. Support The B…

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S1E28 - The Biz Podcast 5/30/2021 Part 3 - Karaoke Contest Review, Quim Donates, TT Photo Op, Stage Names 21:46

2+ y ago21:46

21:46

Episode Notes The great Karaoke Contest Review starts off this episode, as the boys describe what was a Epic Night for the Biz Cast. Hopefully, we'll have a website sometime soon, and videos will be available, as that night was recorded. Stories continue into Quim's special Donation, discussion on the TT Photo Op, Stage Name usage, and the boys clo…

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S1E27 - The Biz Podcast 5/30/2021 Part 2 - Squish's Panties, Why Not to Wear White Shorts, Missing Duluths 20:29

2+ y ago20:29

20:29

Episode Notes An Episode in which the boys talk about ..... well ... what else ? Shit ! Again ! Such secondary topics, dealing with this "Shit", include a story about Squish's Panties (or under-drawers), Reasons why it's not a good idea to wear white shorts after a night of hard drinking, and wrapping up with the tale of the "Missing Duluths". Agai…

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S1E26 - The Biz Podcast 5/30/2021 Part 1 - The New PoundTown, Spring Golf Scramble, & Licking Plates when Drunk 20:06

2+ y ago20:06

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Episode Notes The Boys discuss when Boone & Squish house-sat for Quimby, and the debauchery that ensued. Also, the "christening" of the Hockey Room, a.k.a. the New Poundtown. Review of the 927 Spring Golf tournament, as well as a story about licking plates when you're drunk. Support The Biz Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pin…

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Episode 47: Pixies 1:41:27

2+ y ago1:41:27

1:41:27

What up Ranksters! This show is GIGANTIC! We have lost our mind with this one. The band that made one of the founding FDTR members redo his entire list of greatest bands of all time. Now, Jimmy wants to be a DEBASSER! HEY - it's the Pixies!

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Episode 46: E46 Primus Sucks 1:30:50

2+ y ago1:30:50

1:30:50

Primus Sucks!!!! Quarterbacks that do not! We got a fun filled weird one this week. This week we surrived the frozen tundra to bring you the top Quarterbacks in the NFL and we are On The Rank Again with Primus. Load up the coola with some Pork Soda and raise the sails and let's journey in to the Seas of Cheese. Primus Sucks!…

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Episode 45: Guns 'N Roses 1:34:27

2+ y ago1:34:27

1:34:27

You know where you are? We have a ticket for the Nightrain heading straight for the Paradise City, but I gotta say good by to my girl Michelle. Yes we are back! Happy New year! We are kicking it off with the top movies you hate but everyone loves and then the most bad ass band on the Sunset Strip, Guns 'N Roses. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em, just do it …

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Episode 36: Christmas Vacation 1:38:45

2+ y ago1:38:45

1:38:45

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, Kiss my ass, Kiss his ass, Kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah. Clark, save the top 10 for me. Ohh no we're all in this together! The top characters, scenes and quotes of the timeless classic Christmas Vacation. The gift that just keeps on giving. Grab your moose mug and fill it up with something real nice…

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Episode 34: Black Sabbath 1:45:11

3y ago1:45:11

1:45:11

Ranksters gather in the masses (14) To hear ranks from three jack asses GNR has Appetite for Destruction The source of Jim's frustration In the ranks heads are turning As the beer keeps on pouring Golden Goose is a rare find Playing all the time ohh lord yes! Its Black Sabbath Week! Finally! We have a great one for you tonight. Black Sabbath and Ap…

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Episode 30: Halloween-Michael Myers 2:43:11

3y ago2:43:11

2:43:11

Just like Michael Myers, we are back with our latest and greatest episode! Our official breakdown of all things Halloween. The movies, the murder weapons, and of course, all the kills. Tonight we are going over the top 30 Michael Myers kills. Tonight we are a four piece with special guest, Matt from the Garlic Jar Podcast. Gather 'round for the Ran…

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S1E25 - The Biz Podcast 4/30/21 Part 3 - "Fulfilling Stories"...Boone in a Stall, Squish in a Dual Role, Brenda Avoids "Crossing That Line" 20:55

3y ago20:55

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Episode Notes The Boys decide to share "personal" stories of some X-Rated exploits; While the stories were supposed to be of "touching certain areas", naturally the boys get sidetracked a bit, but still come up with some "Winners" for what would be described as "Uncomfortable" positions. Support The Biz Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: htt…

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S1E24 - The Biz Podcast 4/30/21 Part 2 - Squish Dates His Dad, Emission Audios, Birthday Plans, More Stepson/StepMom Jokes 21:03

3y ago21:03

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Episode Notes Squish dated his Dad once, but Dad didn't appreciate it; Soundtracks from the Boys and their....well, you'll find out. Birthday plans being made, and then the boys finish up with some more Stepson / StepMom jokes. Support The Biz Podcast by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-biz-podcast This podcast is po…

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