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Useless AFL Stats

Useless AFL Stats

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Facebook sensation, Useless AFL Stats is all about having a laugh while taking a deep dive into the most useless AFL stats you'll ever need to know. Hosted by Jack Steele fanboy Mitchell Stevens, UAS Creator Aaron Delaporte and stat guru Liam Crowhurst.
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Mitchell is back in the host seat with Della and Doctor Lincoln: - Dangers 333rd game with 3 votes - St.Kilda's record that is actually positive - Best and worst goals to behinds ratio record in a season - Port Adelaide Bias or Hate from Della - Raygun needs to channel some inner Daniher - Plenty random and very USELESS Stats!!!…
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UAS admins Della and Lincoln sit down to chat about: - Kardinia Park no longer being the fortress it once was for Geelong - Players realising it's possible to tackle Harley Reid - Port's smashing of Sydney and the subsequent destruction of the UAS inbox - The latest movers in the BrownMo AwardBy Useless AFL Stats
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Aaron and Lincoln welcome special guest Adam Keily, creator of TrackMyBrown. We chat about some useless stats and the ties - How TrackMyBrown started - Has Browny shied away from his mouldy's as a result of Adam's work? - Why Adam developed the TrackMyBrown AFL Odds Remover for Google Chrome - Daniher claims the Jetta Award - Pendles has played 400…
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AFL Round 19 - Washed Up Who is the second best player on the finals contenders? The Hawks! Is Darcy Fogarty good or not? Sam Darcy is a culture changing player....WTF All thanks to: Wonthaggi Toyota Leongatha Toyota SurveyTech www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au Merch: https://washed-up-podcast.square.site/…
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Lincoln jumps on for a short solo episode and discusses: - Pendles and Sidebottom's less than ideal 300th game as teammates - Rory Lobb finally breaks the 20 disposal mark - The ongoing battle for the Jetta Award* - Biggest differential for tackles inside forward 50 - And much more. * Lincoln was not aware Papley had been ruled out for 4-6 weeks at…
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Mitchell is joined by Della and Lincoln as they chat about: - Saints premiership chances - The only time a top 4 teams percentage was below 100 and a bottom 4 above 100 - Most first letter names in a match - Most goals by a player who never won a club goal kicking award - Jetta Award continues - New leader for the BrownMo Award…
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IN - Crowey OUT - Della (Hamstring Awareness) Mitchell is joined by Liam and Lincoln who race to find who the best statsman is. Also we talk about: - Essendons terrible % - Harrison Petty's need to play with Kevin Bartlett - Les Lee - Most behinds in the first quarter - Most scoring shots in a game - Lot's of pot shots at Essendon…
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AFL Round 12 - Washed Up Sam Darcy Wembanyama Can we get the Melbourne story now and not September 1st please... We pick a team with one player from each club WTFITG & HTS... All thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota and SurveyTech Merch: https://washed-up-podcast.square.site/ www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au www.leongathatoyota.co…
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Mitch and Aaron welcome back Liam as they discuss a multitude of Useless AFL Stats! - Saints Suck - Gold Coast Record - Crowd Numerology - Goals + Behinds = Goals and Behinds = Goals which = goals and behinds? - Pendles not a Collingwood record holder??? - Too many good Essendon stats, like way too many, like they need to lose two Finals this year!…
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AFL Round 8 - Washed Up Things we KNOW FOR SURE after 8 rounds... Are Port stuffed? What should Brisbane do? Who misses the top 4? Is Mitch Duncan Washed Up? All that and more... Thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota AP Progressive Plumbing www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au Commercial Enquiries: washedupwithkitandro@gmail.com…
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In this weeks pod, Mitchell, Aaron and Liam discuss - Goal Umpires Conspiracy - Liams Devastating News - How badly North Sucks - Hawkins and Cameron Goalless - Greatest Hyphenated double negative losses - Worst Hawks of all time - Lowest and highest squared scores - Basically a whole bunch of Useless Stats…
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Mitchell, Aaron and Liam welcome special guest Ben Waterworth, Fox Sports Journalist and AFL 360 Producer. We chat Useless Stats and Footy Media: - Izak Rankine the next Gary Ablett? - Is Max Laughton a likeable person? - Are Cessna's distracting? - How many games did Peter Street play? - Commentators Curse - Is Bevo a journalist's best friend?…
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Useless Stats regulars Mitch and Crowy are joined by Checkers from @Marmalade_Aus and The Ressies podcast. They chat about how the Tik Tok sensation came about, the best choccy milk around, the new Geelong Stadium plus some VERY USELESS stats about Z's and Double Letters!By Useless AFL Stats
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North Melbourne's number 4 draft pick Zane Duursma joins us for our first episode of the season! Was his family "best on" at the AFL Draft? Is Clarko crazy or what? Welcome to the AFL moment. North Melbourne are going to be good! Then Kit & Rowan welcome the new AFL Season by guaranteeing 5 events/things/player performances that with DEFINITELY HAP…
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GWS Giant Ryan Angwin - Washed Up Ryan Angwin joins us on this weeks episode: Welcome to the AFL The Giants runs to the Prelim How much does Adam Kingsley bench press? Does anyone know him in Sydney? James Hird...HTS? Also, a quick game of either or for next season! All thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au…
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