The AFL needs real analysis. Kit & Rowan are here to provide that for you with discussion of all things Good, Bad and Funny from every round. The Bath is a weekly story from an everyday punter about a time they were given a Bath by a professional athlete. Hit The Showers is Australia's favourite niche podcast segment and has Kit & Rowan hand out some sage advice for people who have overstepped their mark and need to take a breather and hit the showers!
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Facebook sensation, Useless AFL Stats is all about having a laugh while taking a deep dive into the most useless AFL stats you'll ever need to know. Hosted by Jack Steele fanboy Mitchell Stevens, UAS Creator Aaron Delaporte and stat guru Liam Crowhurst.
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#34 - 333 Danger Votes, St.Kilda positive record, Daniher's Breaking Record
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Mitchell is back in the host seat with Della and Doctor Lincoln: - Dangers 333rd game with 3 votes - St.Kilda's record that is actually positive - Best and worst goals to behinds ratio record in a season - Port Adelaide Bias or Hate from Della - Raygun needs to channel some inner Daniher - Plenty random and very USELESS Stats!!!…
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AFL Round 22 - Washed Up Which team F$%^ed up the most? The Giants were 10th this time last year! The Sydney Dice-Rollers Naughton trade ideas All thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota SurveyTech www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au
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#33 - Sydney's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
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UAS admins Della and Lincoln sit down to chat about: - Kardinia Park no longer being the fortress it once was for Geelong - Players realising it's possible to tackle Harley Reid - Port's smashing of Sydney and the subsequent destruction of the UAS inbox - The latest movers in the BrownMo AwardBy Useless AFL Stats
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AFL Round 21 - Washed Up Who is going to win the flag? Which of the bottom 5 is in the best position? Big Man Jesse Hogan Jake Stringer the Dirty Worker All thanks to: Wonthaggi Toyota Leongatha Toyota SurveyTech www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au
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Aaron and Lincoln welcome special guest Adam Keily, creator of TrackMyBrown. We chat about some useless stats and the ties - How TrackMyBrown started - Has Browny shied away from his mouldy's as a result of Adam's work? - Why Adam developed the TrackMyBrown AFL Odds Remover for Google Chrome - Daniher claims the Jetta Award - Pendles has played 400…
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AFL Round 20 - Washed Up All Australian temperature check! Matthew Nicks is gone isn't he? Dogs Chat! Freo have the best young 5 in the comp All that and more thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota SurveyTech www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au
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AFL Round 19 - Washed Up Who is the second best player on the finals contenders? The Hawks! Is Darcy Fogarty good or not? Sam Darcy is a culture changing player....WTF All thanks to: Wonthaggi Toyota Leongatha Toyota SurveyTech www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au Merch: https://washed-up-podcast.square.site/…
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Lincoln jumps on for a short solo episode and discusses: - Pendles and Sidebottom's less than ideal 300th game as teammates - Rory Lobb finally breaks the 20 disposal mark - The ongoing battle for the Jetta Award* - Biggest differential for tackles inside forward 50 - And much more. * Lincoln was not aware Papley had been ruled out for 4-6 weeks at…
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AFL Round 18 - Washed Up Award season round table Rory Lobb is good again?! Lloyd Meek is the perfect ruckman Tom Harley sucks All thanks to: Leongatha & Wonthaggi Toyota SurveyTech www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongatha.com.au www.surveytech.net.au
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AFL Round 17 - Washed Up Adam Simpson is gone, who's next? Tales from the outer Callum Wilkie is goooooood JACK HUTCHY WORKING DIRTY!!!! All thanks to: Leongatha & Wonthaggi Toyota! Surveytech www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au
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#30 - Saints Premiership FaVoUrItEs, Most Goals but never First
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Mitchell is joined by Della and Lincoln as they chat about: - Saints premiership chances - The only time a top 4 teams percentage was below 100 and a bottom 4 above 100 - Most first letter names in a match - Most goals by a player who never won a club goal kicking award - Jetta Award continues - New leader for the BrownMo Award…
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James Frawley - Washed Up Playing under Alistair Clarkson & Neale Daniher The 2015 Hawks Premiership Being the first real Free Agent The Bath returns! All thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota SurveyTech www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au
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#29 - Essendon %, 8 Goals 0 Marks, Harrison Petty Goal Stinking
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IN - Crowey OUT - Della (Hamstring Awareness) Mitchell is joined by Liam and Lincoln who race to find who the best statsman is. Also we talk about: - Essendons terrible % - Harrison Petty's need to play with Kevin Bartlett - Les Lee - Most behinds in the first quarter - Most scoring shots in a game - Lot's of pot shots at Essendon…
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AFL Round 16 - Washed Up Who do we really hate?! Is Toby Greene washed up? This is the game to write Melbourne off is it? Are the Hawks the 3rd best team?
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AFL Round 15 - Washed Up Jackson Archer! What are West Coast up to? Are Essendon really a top 4 team? Hit The Showers Special edition! All thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota SurveyTech www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au
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#28 - Spoon to Finals, De Koning Record, Behindless Halves
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Mitchell is joined by Dr. Lincoln and Aaron to chat about: - Carlton being amazing - De Koning brothers SuperCoach record - Halves of footy without a behind - North's chances to go from spoon to finals - Most top 10 brownlow from one team - Most sAdelaide losses in a rowBy Useless AFL Stats
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AFL Round 14 - Washed Up Joel Amartey WTF was that?! Role player Roulette with the Dogs Port suck Unlucky North... All thanks to: Wonthaggi Toyota Leongatha Toyota SurveyTech www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au Merch: https://washed-up-podcast.square.site/
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#27 - Doctor Statsman, Lobb v Z Dawson, BT's Record
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The Useless AFL Stats crew of Mitchell, Aaron and Dr. Lincoln chat about: - BT's Record - Lobb and Zac Dawsons equal record - North's (tanking) strategy to get the next Harley Reid - Lewis Jetta Award keeps pumping - Dusty Martin and his 300th + StatsBy Useless AFL Stats
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AFL Round 13 - Washed Up The Dees are CACTUS! Can anyone challenge the Swans? Tristan Xerri love Please give the ball to Bont! All thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota SurveyTech www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au Merch: https://washed-up-podcast.square.site/…
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#26 - Goalless Winners, Circle of Parity, Lowest Saturday Score
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Mitchell is joined by Aaron and Lincoln to chat about: - North Melbourne beating a Harley Reidless West Coast - Suffering through Saints V Gold Coast - The lowest scoring Saturday of all time - Record for goalless quarters to win the game - SuperCoach HS with the same last nameBy Useless AFL Stats
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#25 - McKay Brothers, 30 Disposal Record, Brownlow Metric
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Mitchell is joined with the Stat guys Liam and Lincoln: - Umpiring Frustrations - Brownlow Metric - McKay Brothers record? - Quickest to 30 disposals against all 18 teams - Biggest range between SuperCoach and Fantasy Scores - Most goals by Ben's in a teamBy Useless AFL Stats
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AFL Round 12 - Washed Up Sam Darcy Wembanyama Can we get the Melbourne story now and not September 1st please... We pick a team with one player from each club WTFITG & HTS... All thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota and SurveyTech Merch: https://washed-up-podcast.square.site/ www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au www.leongathatoyota.co…
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AFLW Young Star Yasmin Duursma joins us! Being traded from Port to Carlton Erin Phillips stories Being a noodle in the gym What's the best time for AFLW games to be played? All this and more thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota and SurveyTech! www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au…
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AFL Round 11 - Washed Up Commentary Window Is Leek Aleer Wayne Carey? Are the Dogs kinda ok now? The Dirty Giants are BACK! All thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota SurveyTech www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.surveytech.net.au
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#24 - The Coach GOAT, Sequential Round Scores, New STATMAN
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Mitchell is joined by Co-Host Liam and first timer UAS member Lincoln. - Ken Hinkleys Good/Bad Record - Christ Scott's Crazy Record - Who is the GOAT of Coaches - Saints Still Suck!!!!!!! @%#$ - Longest streak of sequential scores during a round - Most non-individual scores in a roundBy Useless AFL Stats
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#23 - Crowd Numerology, Record Common Result and Saints Suck
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Mitch and Aaron welcome back Liam as they discuss a multitude of Useless AFL Stats! - Saints Suck - Gold Coast Record - Crowd Numerology - Goals + Behinds = Goals and Behinds = Goals which = goals and behinds? - Pendles not a Collingwood record holder??? - Too many good Essendon stats, like way too many, like they need to lose two Finals this year!…
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AFL Round 10 - Washed Up So West Coast are good now? Port Adelaide fan nirvana The Dogs disappointing great victory Jack Darling man WTF All thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota AP Progressive Plumbing www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au
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Aaron and Mitch are without Liam this week as they talk crap: - Freo and Saints misery - +1 Geelong Headband - Scorigarmy - MEAT AFL ALL STARS - Essendon the worst 3rd ranked team? Ever?By Useless AFL Stats
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AFL Round 9 - Washed Up Which teams are actually good? Is Petracca a forward or a mid? Poopsy Tom Stewart One of the great Hit The Showers... All thanks to: Wonthaggi Toyota Leongatha Toyota AP Progressive Plumbing www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au
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AFL Round 8 - Washed Up Things we KNOW FOR SURE after 8 rounds... Are Port stuffed? What should Brisbane do? Who misses the top 4? Is Mitch Duncan Washed Up? All that and more... Thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota AP Progressive Plumbing www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au Commercial Enquiries: washedupwithkitandro@gmail.com…
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Mitch, Aaron and Liam talk about a bunch of useless stats including: - Jersey Numbers and goals = 69 - Geelong's Headband Bandits - Zucchini's are Fruits? - Most disposals without a goal - Freo Supporters - FREE KICKS DON'T EQUAL WINS!!!By Useless AFL Stats
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AFL Round 7 - Washed Up ANZAC Day is the best game of the year! The Cats are so good....urgh Is Jake Waterman good or not? Jake Stringer is getting paid this summer... All thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota AP Progressive Plumbing www.leongathatoyota.com.au www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au
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AFL Round 6 - Washed Up COMMENTATOR RANKINGS ARE BACK! How far off the deep end has Kit gone after back to back WC wins? Are Port done? Are the Suns done? All this and more thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota AP Progressive Plumbing Invy Kebabs www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au…
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#20 - Sir Harley Reid, Square Roots, Hyphenated Mania
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In this weeks pod, Mitchell, Aaron and Liam discuss - Goal Umpires Conspiracy - Liams Devastating News - How badly North Sucks - Hawkins and Cameron Goalless - Greatest Hyphenated double negative losses - Worst Hawks of all time - Lowest and highest squared scores - Basically a whole bunch of Useless Stats…
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#19 ft. Ben Waterworth - Fox Sports Producer and Journalist
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Mitchell, Aaron and Liam welcome special guest Ben Waterworth, Fox Sports Journalist and AFL 360 Producer. We chat Useless Stats and Footy Media: - Izak Rankine the next Gary Ablett? - Is Max Laughton a likeable person? - Are Cessna's distracting? - How many games did Peter Street play? - Commentators Curse - Is Bevo a journalist's best friend?…
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AFL Round 5 - Washed Up What do the Dogs do now? Are WC AFL Viagra? Essendon are ok Melbourne's definition of hope... All thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota AP Progressive Plumbing Invy Kebabs www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au
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AFL Gather Round 24 - Washed Up Why does Norwood have the best ARC Cameras? Why was Blake Hardwick a backman? Why did the refs do Freo like that? Why is Bailey Dale so rushed all the time? All thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota AP Progressive Plumbing Invy Kebabs www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au…
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#18 Gather Round - Adelaide Pretenders, Boak Cut, Freo NOT Robbed
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Mitch, Della and Crowey go through plenty of Useless Stats after Gather Round. - Swallows Milestone Match as Sub - Adelaide's XScore - Boak CUT from the 350 Gamer team - April Fools Team? - Most Double Number ScoresBy Useless AFL Stats
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AFL Round 3 - Washed Up We've fixed the ARC! When will West Coast be good again? Was Eric Hipwood better than the sub? Buy a Toyota from Wontahggi Toyota All thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota AP Progressive Plumbing Invy Kebabs www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au
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AFL Round 2 - Washed Up Is Steele Sidebottom Washed Up? Can Dermott Bereton walk 50 meters for a coffee? Feast or Famine players Death threats at local cricket?! All thanks to: Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota Invy Kebabs AP Progressive Plumbing www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au
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#17 Ft. Nick Kommer - Biggest Don't Argue, Greatest Dreads, Collingwood Choking
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Special guest Nick Kommer, former Essendon player joins Mitch, Aaron and Liam to discuss all the current USELESS stats. Nick chats about his time at Essendon and whether he has recovered from Tex Walker don't argue.By Useless AFL Stats
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AFL Round 1 - Washed Up Are the Lions secretly finished? Jesse Hogan has a strut you gotta see! The Dogs are stuffed! All time classic Hit The Showers.... Many thanks to our wonderful sponsors! Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota Invy Kebabs AP Progressive Plumbing www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au…
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#16 Ft. Checkers - Choccy Milk Stats, Torp Comps and the most Z's in a Team
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Useless Stats regulars Mitch and Crowy are joined by Checkers from @Marmalade_Aus and The Ressies podcast. They chat about how the Tik Tok sensation came about, the best choccy milk around, the new Geelong Stadium plus some VERY USELESS stats about Z's and Double Letters!By Useless AFL Stats
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Episode Zero Season 2 - The First Episode
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After the first round, round zero, the Useless Stats crew chat about the round, the off-season and answer some of the best useless questions from our subscribers. Make sure you subscribe and rate the show on your preferred streaming service!By Useless AFL Stats
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AFL Round ZERO - Washed Up How much of a knob is Mason Cox? Was he better than Collingwood's Sub? Is have really going to have a media career of note? Do Collingwood fans even like him? Up the Giants! All thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota Invy Kebabs! www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au…
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Are we buying or selling our stock this year? North Melbourne 📈 Harley Reid 📉 Charlie Curnow kicking 15 📈 Justin Longmuir 📉 Ben Ainsworth 📈 All thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au & INVY KEBABS!!!
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As is tradition Kit & Rowan 'Draft' their premiership selections for the 2024 AFL Season. Also this week: Over/Under LOCKS! "You should bet on this" Hit The Showers All thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota as well as Invy Kebabs! www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au
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North Melbourne's number 4 draft pick Zane Duursma joins us for our first episode of the season! Was his family "best on" at the AFL Draft? Is Clarko crazy or what? Welcome to the AFL moment. North Melbourne are going to be good! Then Kit & Rowan welcome the new AFL Season by guaranteeing 5 events/things/player performances that with DEFINITELY HAP…
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GWS Giant Ryan Angwin - Washed Up Ryan Angwin joins us on this weeks episode: Welcome to the AFL The Giants runs to the Prelim How much does Adam Kingsley bench press? Does anyone know him in Sydney? James Hird...HTS? Also, a quick game of either or for next season! All thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au…
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AFL Trade Week 2023 - WTF was that?!
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AFL Trade Week 2023 - WTF was that?! Is that really what trade week is all about? What are Port doing? Grundy is going to be so good at Sydney What is a 4th Round pick actually worth? Which trades mattered.... All thanks to Wonthaggi & Leongatha Toyota www.wonthaggitoyota.com.au www.leongathatoyota.com.au…
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