Best Sumo Smokestacks Podcasts (2024)

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S3E051: The Apparition of Our Lady of Bad Internet 2:06:23

2h ago2:06:23

2:06:23

Presidential diversity, don’t ask and don’t tell for mentally challenged presidential candidates. The debates! Bioethics, government budgets, the United States is still number one, U.S. bureaucracy can’t be topped. We have made America great again and it’ll be even greater in the future, and sillier. The transition to faker and gayer and maybe even…

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S3E050: Red Shifts and Realities 1:26:40

3d ago1:26:40

1:26:40

Math in the universe, Christian Doppler, calculus, The Doppler Effect. What if narrative and reality itself has a red shift? Gobekli Tepe weirdness. The succession of popes in Catholicism. Does the number of observers affect the Narrative Doppler Effect? Dogma increases as population increases. The Doppler Effect is a shadow of fundamental truths a…

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S3E049: Building Resilient Infrastructure for Generations 1:18:54

11d ago1:18:54

1:18:54

Keep on rocking in the free world. The genius of Antony Blinken and the war in Ukraine. Why did we have to take out Libya? How do we start our own political movement? The Build a Bridge to Hawaii party. Building real bridges to construct metaphorical bridges. Building things instead of adding to the destruction of things. Racist native Hawaiians. A…

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S3E048: Myths and Meteors 1:51:24

1M ago1:51:24

1:51:24

Welcome to the new theater podcast, Sumo recites the play “An Iliad.” Discussing the Iliad, the Odyssey, poetry, and literature. Sumo thinks he’s like Achilles in many ways. The masses just can’t seem to handle waking up. Two excellent examples, Terrance Howard on the Joe Rogan Experience and Jonathan Pageau’s meteorite. You can’t tell people thing…

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S3E047: Being Trad Before it was Cool 1:22:53

2M ago1:22:53

1:22:53

Boning up on racism, spiritual blackness and how do we fix Africa? Anti-Semitism. The Bible is now illegal! Everyone panic! Politics is just professional wrestling, gay hammer fights, everyone remember how laws are made? How politics actually work. The online Trad community. Sumo is an intellectual creative on the front lines of several different i…

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S3E046: I Know What it is but if You Ask Me I Don’t 1:35:23

2M ago1:35:23

1:35:23

Complaining about the Internet, Disney is the reason why children’s sports suck, the American scam. Sumo explains additional dimensions, physics, and String Theory. No one knows what time is. Dolores Cannon and past life regression, measuring time which doesn’t exist, Star Seeds and Einstein was an idiot. Adam Apollo is Sumo’s favorite guy on the I…

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S3E045: Lunacy Unleashed 57:27

3M ago57:27

57:27

Why doesn’t God answer prayers? The eclipse still doesn’t make sense and there’s way too many statistically impossible things about the moon. Is the moon a portal to “The Other Side?” The Cavendish Experiment revisited. Why things are the way the are and why our audience is enlightened. Links Watch Gravity Pull to Metal Balls Together More Links ww…

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S3E044: Legalism Gone Wild 2:21:53

3M ago2:21:53

2:21:53

The eclipse is impossible, and no one uses the heliocentric model to predict anything. Eclipses are predicted using an ancient method called the Saros Cycle. Don’t be afraid about all the weird stuff happening during the eclipse. Red heifers, the shoe thing, Sumo’s anti-Semitic tirade. Earthquakes, as above so below as a cosmic principle, gambling …

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S3E043: On the Verge with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings 1:25:22

4M ago1:25:22

1:25:22

You only want things because other people want them, scapegoating, the coming pole shift, the Early Life section, giving up your authority and agency. Vaccination as a religious sacrifice, religious rituals, 2020-2022 was an apocalypse. René Girard, memetic desire, levels of conspiracy. Society has to be built on a lie, breaking the illusion. They …

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S3E042: EnPIEronmentally Friendly 1:59:21

4M ago1:59:21

1:59:21

Big tech companies are not profitable, how it actually works, lots of money from the CIA, NSA and government. Censorship on the Internet isn’t as bad as you think. Leftists and Right-Wingers both have persecution complexes. Gab’s charging money and people are freaking out. Ads on the Internet don’t pay for anything. State-enforced homosexuality. El…

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S3E041: A Gas Station for Your Soul 1:59:05

4M ago1:59:05

1:59:05

Rebranding the show. Spiritual swingers, living in unprecedented times and discussing the Owen Cyclops interview from the previous episode. Leaving the consensus reality, what’s our new operating system? Trying to find all the answers. Christianity in today’s day and age with the Internet. Trying on ideas like you’d try on clothes. Politics, the le…

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S3E040: Interview with Special Guest Owen Cyclops 1:32:53

4M ago1:32:53

1:32:53

Religion, Philosophy, Metaphysics, Cryptids and more! Links Owen Cyclops’ Link Tree Own Cyclops on Twitter/X www.owencyclops.com www.owencomics.com Channel One: The First Collection of Comics Babyology: Volume One More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe…

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S3E038: A Voice in the Apocalypse 45:13

5M ago45:13

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This episode is about a week late because Kavi didn’t know Sumo sent this to him. Right vs Left, switching the poles and charging the battery. The Davos crowd changing sides? Trump getting re-elected. Everything is based on consent. Don’t get fooled. More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscrib…

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S3E039: Celestial Mafia Godfathers with Special Guest Gary Wayne 1:40:43

5M ago1:40:43

1:40:43

About Gary Wayne’s book The Genesis 6 Conspiracy and it’s upcoming sequel. Two Genesis creation stories and pre-Adamic humans? Was Adam created after Day 7? Giants, Goliath, King Og, Gilgamesh, how big were they? Two different lines of humans and how does that affect us today? The Nachash, a serpentine race, Seraphim are dragons and angels don’t te…

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S3E037: The Showdown is Here with Special Guest Crrow777 1:33:54

7M ago1:33:54

1:33:54

The importance of cosmology. Defending and respecting Santa Claus. Crrow777 Interview The Lunar Wave and Crrow777’s Shoot the Moon documentary. Technology, AI, filming the sky and seeing strange anomalies, especially in chemtrails. Crrow777’s Law of High Definition. Shadows, infinite light, eclipses and sungazing. Citizenship and identities. Cathed…

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S3E036: Taking the Pope Hostage 1:12:19

7M ago1:12:19

1:12:19

The history of Thanksgiving and Squanto. The Irish riots and why protests don’t work. Protests are fake violence and they’re stupid. The Irish protests are only going to result in the government passing more hate speech laws. Democracy is mostly fake. No one ever learns anything. There’s nothing to do and Klaus Schwab was right. Was Klaus Schwab th…

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S3E035: Joseph Campbell’s Conspiracy Journey with Special Guest Alec Ryrie 2:13:37

8M ago2:13:37

2:13:37

Recycling is fake, Sumo’s female environmentalist friend and sometimes there is justice in the world. Washington and Oregon are mostly deserts. Sumo talks about how crazy submarines are for a while. This is a “Meta Conspiracy” podcast for a more advanced audience. Meta Conspiracy axioms: they always have to tell you, reality is consent-based, loosh…

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S3E034: How to Hide an Empire and Interview with Special Guest Jorge Mesa 1:55:51

8M ago1:55:51

1:55:51

You can’t choose your audience and Godward, it’s time to pay for the podcast. Mother Angelica and why can’t you listeners help us finance a body drawer? How to hide an empire. Did you know that the United States used to own the Philippines? The Pearl Harbor Retcon and the Great American Ethos. The amazing technology of controlling the world and not…

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S3E033: The Current Thing 1:17:28

9M ago1:17:28

1:17:28

What’s a little ethnic cleansing among friends? If the U.S. is ever accused of a war crime they’ll invade the Netherlands. Sumo has his empty seat ready for Elijah. Greater Israel, False flags (a tried and true tactic throughout history), sacred sperm, U.S. politicians walking around in foreign military uniforms and Israel did sort of create Hamas.…

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S3E032: European Shamanism with Special Guest Chance Garton 2:18:17

9M ago2:18:17

2:18:17

Emergency broadcasts and gatekeeping. Tuning Fork Therapy, frequencies, and healings. The Tacoma Narrows Bridge was destroyed by frequencies. Indian head test patterns. Witch trials, psychedelics, werewolves, demonic possession and Pharmakia. Witchcraft is the European version of shamanism. All the shamanistic things people are interested in now Eu…

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S3E031: The Gang Gets Banned from the Rest of the Internet with Special Guest The Odd Man Out 2:15:35

9M ago2:15:35

2:15:35

Music talk. Everything bad started to happen in 1971 when the U.S. got off the gold standard and money became debt. The only way we can continue the economy is to increase the debt. Sumo appreciates the scam and there’s no way to fix the system. If you use a graph you always win your argument. The Canadian government embarrasses itself in front of …

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S3E030: Everything is Star Magic with Special Guest Tom Barnett 1:32:20

9M ago1:32:20

1:32:20

Autumn, racist Halloween costumes, Sumo talks about how he used to be part of a cult in the woods that’s definitely not the KKK. Nothing happened on September 23rd, 2023. Everything is Star Magic, astrology is a real thing but most pop astrology is nonsense. Freedom Fry and Stomp Clap Hey music. The missing fighter jet. Kavi’s new get rich quick sc…

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S3E029: Voluntary Crucifixion with Special Guest Jasun Horsley 2:11:56

10M ago2:11:56

2:11:56

How do we address members of the MAPS cult? Introduction to Jasun Horsley and the interview in the second half of the show. Alien disclosure in Mexico Sumo and Kavi both have no problem with grave robbing. The beauty of grifting is that it doesn’t even matter if you tell people what you’re doing. Sumo’s going to create a fake Bigfoot grift. The new…

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S3E028: We've Always Done it This Way 1:13:44

10M ago1:13:44

1:13:44

Sumo’s new steel drum. The flu vaccine no longer protects you from the flu. It never protected you from the flu, what are you talking about? You can’t wake people up. Vox Day does a scientific experiment and proves that we can see to far. Kavi gets into an argument with people on the Internet about it. Everyone at NASA has been crazy. Ludwig Wittge…

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S3E027: Babe, Please Stop Living like an Ancient Sumerian! with Special Guest Ben Thomas 2:06:48

10M ago2:06:48

2:06:48

Civil War re-enactments, why was the Civil War so weird? Why don’t the re-enact the Revolutionary War? Maybe because of all the terrorism and guerrilla tactics… Do they re-enact wars in Canada? Upcoming interviews on the Mystical American Patriots Society podcast! The new Waynel Sexton. George Floyd re-cap. They always have to let you know when it’…

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S3E026: Trump, the Musical with Special Guest Duke of Alba 2:20:10

10M ago2:20:10

2:20:10

Make America Great Again, the Trump TV sitcom. Trump’s mugshot World War 3 predictions, the war in Niger, potentially aliens and how do you profit off the End Times? Trump the Musical would be such a hit, the biggest hit, you’re never going to see a bigger hit. Sumo has a vision and it’s going to be great. Soccer, “The Game of Ball,” the origins of…

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S3E025: This Podcast Is Not Real 2:02:12

11M ago2:02:12

2:02:12

Sung Wong tries to sell everyone on shiny new room temperature superconductors. Anything science-related that comes out of Asia is a scam. You might say they’re the greatest at scams. All the low-hanging fruit of scientific discovery has already been plucked. Sumo explains how he’s now trans. No one cared about pedophilia in the 80s, why does the r…

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S3E024: A.I. is just Indians Being Paid $3 per Hour to Look at the World’s Dick Pics 1:43:17

11M ago1:43:17

1:43:17

Rich Men North of Richmond is an obvious psy-op. Bring back ginger shaming! Gingers are a problem because they have Nephilim DNA. There are no heroes, the only person who saves you is yourself, or maybe your friends and God. The switch back is coming… Sound of Freedom funder arrested for child trafficking. Is Barack Obama gay? Obama’s chef dies und…

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S3E023: The Divorce Cliff 1:54:45

11M ago1:54:45

1:54:45

The king and the magic mirror. How Archimedes discovered buoyancy. You’re going to have to ruminate on this episode. Divorce by combat vs divorce today. Going to the Colosseum would be so awesome, better than anything on Tik Tok and Sumo would totally go. The Gladiator.io app would be the most popular app ever. The ancient world was better in so ma…

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S3E022: Make Armageddon Great Again 1:33:58

11M ago1:33:58

1:33:58

Predicting dates for the end of the world. Camping at the end of the world with Harold Camping and other failed predictions. Sumo finishes watching the Last of Us. All the wokeness can be taken more than one way, see Horseshoe Theory. Woke vs racist, it’s the same thing. Wokeness wouldn’t matter in the apocalypse. Talking about Australia with Tani.…

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S03E021: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the WEF 1:55:23

12M ago1:55:23

1:55:23

Free Kevin Mitnick! Life lessons from obese Steve Harvey. Only working when people are watching is the American way. Hacking used to be cool. Sumo segues into population collapse. Discussion of the Birthgap documentary with thoughts and theories why no one around the world is having kids. Fertility statistics about different countries. Births being…

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S3E020: We’re Doing it Live! 1:30:27

12M ago1:30:27

1:30:27

The first ever MAPS members only livestream! How different generations take care of (or don’t take care of) their children. Sumo goes to see the live action Little Mermaid movie and talks about things that don’t make sense. The CalArts animated style is ruining everything. The new Snow White movie doesn’t look great either, the intentional uglifica…

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S3E019: Lunar Cartography 1:31:17

12M ago1:31:17

1:31:17

Zombie movies and TV shows. There’s not a lot of zombies in ancient folklore. Sumo’s film thesis is that they’re a result of modern society and automation. Sumo offends all the nerds. If you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse just wear some layers. The Mystical American Patriots Society is working on the zombie vaccine and genuinely saving l…

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S3E018: This is Definitely Not a Cult 1:46:19

1y ago1:46:19

1:46:19

Buy food buckets because France is on fire! Protesting is pointless and Europeans are insane/fundamentally broken. All you can do is take away their weapons. Americans are at lest slightly less insane. MAPS really needs to sell food buckets. The story of Ross Ulbricht and the Silk Road website. When a member of your tribe commits a crime it’s natur…

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S3E017: Enjoy the War 1:45:13

1y ago1:45:13

1:45:13

Mr. Rogers was kind of creepy. A ton of stuff happened this week. What's the deal with all the shoes? They faked the moon quarantine, but the rest of the moon landing was definitely real. Sumo’s moon landing is fake prediction, bookmark this in your brain. Conspiracy theories are still serving the system. Return to the Eternal Conspiracy. Finding w…

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S3E016: Medieval People Were Regular Sized 1:51:49

1y ago1:51:49

1:51:49

The beauty of landfills, Sumo finds his old Historical European Martial Arts (HEMA) equipment, what Medieval Times were really like, Tacti-Cool spears and other weaponry, Dead Internet Theory, people just want their own worldview confirmed, Holy Days and Juneteenth. Shownotes: Winguard Wearables Alternate Current Radio More Links www.MAPSOC.org Fol…

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S3E015: Don’t Trust Anyone Named Ted 1:51:29

1y ago1:51:29

1:51:29

Swimming, forest fires, hurricanes, crazy 711 stuff, Ted Cruz and aggravated homosexuality, Lauren Southern is the latest conservative to get divorced (from a fed), thoughts on Ted Kaczynski, UFOs and theories about the sudden disclosures, Apple’s new VR googles, Trump’s getting indicted again (yawn) and shark attack sovereign citizens. Shownotes: …

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S3E014: Psychic Weather Manipulation and Canned Rice 1:54:21

1y ago1:54:21

1:54:21

Röbynn Europe’s totally real lawsuit, SpongeBob PedoPants, they’re digging a 33,000-foot hole in China (because of course), weather manipulation, chemtrails, climate change, geo-engineering, Canadian politics break and Kavi might start a political party, water experiments, manipulating the weather with your mind, and frequencies. Shownotes: Franken…

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S3E013: The Eternal Conspiracy 2:30:18

1y ago2:30:18

2:30:18

The Prime Directive and Yosemite (The Bison Thing), Indian white supremacists, the gang tries to buy some Nazi flags, the Eternal Conspiracy as demonstrated in That Hideous Strength and the rest of C.S. Lewis’s Space Trilogy, J.R.R. Tolkien’s take on conspiracy, dragons, the Technical Distraction, Sumo gives a physics lesson and Kavi visits a dinos…

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S3E012: Reincarnated on the Flat Earth 1:43:30

1y ago1:43:30

1:43:30

Flat Earth Dave interview, Plato on Recollection and Reincarnation, Kavi checks in on the Q people. Shownotes: Flat Earth Clock App - Android Flat Earth Clock App - iOS DITRH YouTube Channel www.flatearthdave.com Video: Measuring Antarctica Video: Perspective NOT Curvature - Boats over the horizon Video: Globers claim the wildest things about our F…

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S3E011: Lying About Antarctica 2:03:54

1y ago2:03:54

2:03:54

Sumo’s adventures at Disney World, progress, the Kremlin attack, the Steven Crowder train wreck, Japan failed to go to the moon, you need to lie to make money, Antarctica Extravaganza, and the MAPS Order of the Penguin. More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Sub…

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S3E010: Numerological Nutrition Nightmares 2:07:22

1y ago2:07:22

2:07:22

Tiffany Dover is back! Sovereign Citizens, Space X’s recent explosion, Numerology, the Nutrition Pill, Near Death Experiences and Hell. Shownotes: Near Death Experiences to Hell and Back by John J. Graden The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis The Last Battle by C.S. Lewis More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support th…

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S3E009: Boutique Podcast Pricing 1:36:27

1y ago1:36:27

1:36:27

Mr. Beast and his transgender friend, nothing happened with Trump’s indictment, why the podcast now costs $100 a month, Andrew Tate (possibly) faked his arrest to get hair plugs, "Sin Cascades" and how to save the West, attacking Catholics, and 12 rules for new Truthers. Shownotes: Mr. Beast on YouTube UnderstandingConspiracy on YouTube CONSPIRACY-…

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S3E008: Psyops within Psyops 1:39:56

1+ y ago1:39:56

1:39:56

No respect, psyops, the real reason why Smokestack had to die, body doubles, Occam’s Razor, the recent bang event, shoes again for some reason, cave art is just silly drawings AI, Project Lazarus, Chat GPT and technical difficulties. Shownotes: Sumo’s tweet to eugyppius about the movement of the planets Godward’s Project Lazarus Video Sumo’s chat s…

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S3E007: Happy Irish Juneteenth 1:52:51

1+ y ago1:52:51

1:52:51

St. Patrick’s Day is the original Juneteenth, the Irish are responsible for the LGBT movement, karma and Wag the Dog, Chat GPT, all of history is probably fake, Flat Earth, an introduction to Tartaria, the Millennial Kingdom and Phantom Time. Shownotes: BioCharisma Podcast Wag the Dog Conan the Barbarian Mind Unveiled: Introduction to Tartaria John…

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S3E006: Memento Mori 1:51:47

1+ y ago1:51:47

1:51:47

Christmas! AI will eat itself. Victory Lap. Winning. Glorious CO2 future. Avian Flu. Happy memories. Cycle complete. Hello World. More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He W…

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S3E005: Out-Lawyering The Devil 1:44:30

1+ y ago1:44:30

1:44:30

Merit Badges. Ohio. Defaulting the Queen. The knowledge of good and evil. The story of Job. More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp…

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S3E004: The Dakota Turtlecorn 2:29:11

1+ y ago2:29:11

2:29:11

North Dakota. Tucker. Balloon. Turtlez All Zee Way Down. Unicorns. “The system doesn’t go away until you stop needing it’s approval.” -Sumo Turtles All The Way Down More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herba…

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S2E003: Mormon-Pilled in Old Florida 1:46:42

1+ y ago1:46:42

1:46:42

Wherein we torture the audience with the worst rendition of Hooked on a Feeling ever. Thankful. DW v. Crowder. Mormon-Pilled in Old Florida. Narco Luango. More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo…

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S3E002: We Got The Fevah 1:39:19

1+ y ago1:39:19

1:39:19

Podcasting with a 103 fever. George Santos. Andrew Tate. The American political zeitgeist. The Waffle House Shield Maiden. Intimacy, dignity, and mystique. People no longer believe they have agency. More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast…

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