Tom Ballard is here for a completely apolitical conversation! Absolutely no gear about landlords, the Voice referendum, or the Labour Party to be heard, NO SIR! Wil and Tom, of course, chat all this and more – with Wil continually bringing up a recent sore spot for Tom. Watch Tom's special It Is I: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItggoKbJSn0 See To…

The 2 Guys 1 Cup Cup has been awarded and neither Wil nor Charlie feel particularly good about it. Have the Crows been cursed by their infamous pre-season camp and what can they do to reverse it? Carlton fans continue to keep the lid on, which only arouses suspicion about who got to them. Brodie Grundy delivers the acting performance of his life be…

"Imagine the other person's point of view, always." Wil caught up with his old mate Ed Byrne ahead of the AU/NZ run of his critically-acclaimed new show 'Tragedy Plus Time'. They chat about what you would learn at 'The School of Ed Byrne', why being funny is harder than being serious, how comedy has changed in their time, and the act that were righ…

Charlie saw Five live!! He tells Wil all about the experience, and the surprising person he spotted in the crowd... Plus, it's time to empty the mailbag! How much do Wil and Charlie know about Canada? Could they survive being locked in a comedy club with their fans? Can Charlie spell 'penicillin' even slightly correctly? See Wil live: https://comed…

Charlie brings in Mr Sunday Movies (AKA James Clement) to try and answer a big pop culture question: Are superhero movies really on the decline? And if so, where did it all go wrong? Emphasis on the word try because tangents include the benefits of being a Short King actor, Tom Cruise's plastic surgery, nostalgia loops, and CGI penises. Listen to T…

This week's episode is a Western Australian special as we ask how big things could get for Harley Reid and get into the Eagles v Docker's rivalry with some input from our WA listeners. It was a good weekend for Port and Crows fans, but not so good for the Saints and Bulldogs, which is unfortunate for the hosts of this show, particularly Ril Anderso…

"Live a life worth commenting on." Olga Koch has certainly been doing what she can to live up to this philosophy - not just as a comedian, but in all aspects of her life. She chats with Wil about growing up in Russia with a father that became an enemy of the state, her personal balance between delusion and self-awareness, and the Aussie-themed tatt…

Charlie has another airport story for Wil, but let's just say it's not as complimentary as last week's. They also try to get to the bottom of why middle-aged blokes get so into golf and surfing, and what animal they would prefer to be eaten by. Plus, the return of Charlie's Clobservations leads Wil to reveal the one place he doesn't want to be reco…

The day Charlie has hoped for has finally years - an excuse to do an entire episode on professional wrestling. The Rock's return to the WWE has turbo-charged wrestling back into the mainstream and Wrestlemania (aka "the showcase of the immortals") took place this weekend in Philadelphia. Comedian Michael Chamberlin joins Charlie to discuss all the …

Gather Round just finished, so Wil and Charlie are 'gathering round' with a fellow AFL-adjacent podcast - The Footy with Broden Kelly! Listen to The Footy With Broden Kelly: https://podfollow.com/1676854845 See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ Everyone Relax merch, Patreon, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/li…

"Say the truth faster." Chris Parker is a New Zealand actor, comedian, writer and TV personality - though you might know him best from his hilarious Instagram and TikTok videos. Wil sits down with the self-proclaimed 'People's Princess of Aotearoa' to chat about his museum-worthy hat, what it was like coming out in his 20s, and the advice from NZ c…

Charlie's been on the road a bit and he's got an airport story for Wil – but first they need to re-hash the definition of an Eshay... This leads them down a rabbithole about whether or not people still steal stuff. Plus, why are people from Byron so aggressive on Facebook? Aren't they meant to be relaxed?? And how can Charlie strike a balance betwe…

Wil and Charlie stumble upon their theme for the 2024 AFL season. Has the competition gone soft when it comes to playing in inclement weather? West Coast are a historically bad team but incredibly wealthy, so why not let them buy some priority picks. And our very own Podcast Mike returns to the show with a shocking confession. See Wil live: https:/…

Being a comedian is a delicate balance between the truth, the surreal, and the exaggerated – and no comedian knows that better than John Hastings. John and Wil catch up ahead of John's run at the Melbourne Comedy Festival and chat about being done with hot takes, rebranding monogamy for Gen Z, and the fashion moments on stage they regret most... Se…

"Life is absolute chaos." David O'Doherty had a realisation as a depressed 11-year-old that he has carried with him ever since. In this episode, he chats to Wil about finding profundity in silly stories, his connection to Australia, and why he's pissed off that every comedian writes children's books now. David's website: https://phlaimeaux.tumblr.c…

It's the end of the month which means it's time to empty the mailbag! But first, Charlie brings in a new segment called 'Clobservations', which explores deep existential concepts such as "Why don't you see white dog poo anymore?" Wil and Charlie are reminded of an old idea for a live show, and field some feedback from a 70 year-old listener on 'the…

Joel Kim Booster is one of the most exciting names working in comedy today. Hot off the success of his Netflix special Psychosexual and film Fire Island, Joel sits down with Wil ahead of his run at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. They chat about the difference between American and Australian audiences, trying to avoid comparing himself…

Charlie and Wil are joined by Junktime's Michael Chamberlin to discuss what's like to barrack for a club where the word "threepeat" is gets you through the hard times. Jack Higgins' goal draws comparisons to the WWE, which naturally leads to imagining Ross Lyon in a bikini. And the enduring celebrity power of Big Brother's Hotdogs is finally acknow…

"Life is temporary." When Eli Matthewson delivered a killer roast of the Spice Girls at a school assembly at 9 years old, the comedy door opened wide and Eli sprinted through. Wil and Eli chat about helping other up-and-coming artists, running into his Dad at queer events in Auckland, and the place of truth in stand-up. See Eli on tour: https://lin…

Charlie recaps his experience seeing Pink live, and the aerial antics that left his daughter unfazed. A dive into the mailbag leads Wil and Charlie to unpack a recent rap beef (requiring some assistance from producer and resident young person Amy/A-Mike). Plus, we should be scared of AI, right? See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderso…

Wil is joined by a new TOFOP friend, Taskmaster NZ's Paul Williams! They chat about the benefits of accidentally running late to a show, banana bread vs banana cake, and replication versus creation in comedy. Also, Wil and Paul recount some near-death experiences, and Paul's dramatic appearance on Shortland Street. See Paul in Melbourne: https://ww…

Wil and Charlie are chatting footy in the same room for the first time in a long time! The Saints are back, but why does Charlie feel like he's playing catch-up on his footy enthusiasm? What do threesomes and Round 0 have in common? Can Wil correctly guess Nat Fyfe's coffee order? Plus, Wil and Charlie come up with some unique ways to get more bums…

"Nothing good comes from giving up" Known best for her vivacious character Effie, Mary Coustas has had a long and hugely influential career on-stage, on our screens, and as a writer – and she's still got big plans ahead! Mary chats with Wil about getting a PhD in herself, the moment she knew that Effie was going to be something big, and the only pl…

Wil and Charlie bring you their semi-regular WWE state of the union, but not before attempting to unpack why he gets mocked for his bike riding habits.. Speaking of state of the union, they also despair at the state of America and the upcoming 2024 election. Plus, Charlie gives his one-line reviews for the latest flicks he's seen, and he reckons it…

The incredible Laurie Kilmartin is back, and she's ready for the end of the world! Wil chats to Laurie about she found herself in the middle of a culture war, being left in the lurch by the 'free speech for comedians' crowd, and how she feels about live shows vs filmed shows. Watch Laurie's new special, Cis Woke Grief Slut: https://www.comedydynami…

Wil and Charlie start off the season in classic 2G1C style - immediately getting a player's name wrong! Which player is sporting the best new look for Opening Round? Can they come up with a Bend It Like Beckham style slogan for Daicos without getting dragged? What are Wil and Charlie's most clickbaity takes? See TOFOP live in Melbourne on April 7: …

"Always have a crack". Nick Cody always has a go. But, like most people, it took him a while to figure out what was really important and what he could let through to the keeper. In this episode he talks about taking a break from alcohol, his first stand up routine at a school assembly, and the importance of family when the chips are down. Listen to…

Charlie is obsessed with Muji but immediately screws up any chance at a sponsorship. Wil asks what happened to chequebooks, and did anyone ever know what 'balancing your chequebook' meant? Somehow a conversation about Charlie's recent Thailand trip ends as a discussion on legalising ALL drugs. Wil and Charlie can't agree on what Amy's pod nickname …

The Sultan of Cinema, Guy Davis, returns for the first Video Store of 2024! He and Charlie share their favourite roles where actors are playing against type. Which Brad Pitt role is Charlie's style icon? Is Liam Neeson the new Leslie Nielsen? Did Philip Seymour Hoffman ever have a type to play against? Plus, Guy and Charlie share their thoughts on …

Before they get into the last 3 teams of their previews, a listener tip leads Charlie and Wil to a hilarious (and weirdly NSFW) SANFL ad from the 90s... Do Carlton have enough runs on the board to stay in the top 6 this year? Which Lions player is Charlie determined to become besties with? Are half the Crows players even real? Plus, to wrap up thei…

"Experience every drop of existence." Moshe Kasher has lived many lives. From being a child of deaf parents, going sober at 15, being an almost life-long Burning Man attendee, and becoming a stand-up, there are many subcultures that have shaped the man Moshe is today. Six to be exact. Wil chats to Moshe about his new book Subculture Vulture, how th…

If you're looking for hard-hitting gym etiquette content then you've come to the right place! Charlie and Wil unpack a conundrum Charlie ran into at his local gym, and even get into a bit of role-play. They also explore the grand mystery of what the 'First' in Fitness First refers to. Plus, mailbag letters spark some interesting ideas for future ep…

Charlie sits down with journalist Joey Watson to chat about the podcast Secrets We Keep: Nest of Traitors. Joey has always been obsessed with spy stories, and three years ago, he was pulled into the ultimate spy mystery. During the Cold War, the Australian spy agency ASIO was infiltrated by a Soviet mole. For decades the mole's identity was buried …

Wil and Charlie are continuing their previews in typical 2G1C style – spending 20 minutes talking about Matt Rowell's lack of pop culture knowledge and who will rule the Candy Shop Mansion. Is Longmuir's time with the Dockers running out? Can Wil and Charlie remember a single thing about the Bombers last season? Plus, is there something fishy about…

It's a pod swap! You can listen to Wil's episode of Sammy Petersen's podcast Confessions right here, right now! A very funny episode up this week with the return of the great Wil Anderson. Listen to more of Confessions: https://bit.ly/coti-er Everyone Relax merch, Patreon, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in…

"You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone". As well as being a well-respected performer in his own right, Adam Bloom writes for a lot of other successful comedians. So he wrote a book about how to be a comedian. Adam talks with Wil about the importance of decorating comedy with "good sounds" and "flow", writing Oscar acceptance speeches that n…

As promised, Wil and Charlie chat to resident young person Nick the Video Producer and quiz him on his cultural references. The results are both enlightening and frightening. After many listener requests, they check out the AI-generated George Carlin special, and in the process discover the terrifying entity known as 'Dudezy'. Plus, a dip into the …

Sammy P is back, and so are technical difficulties - how very 2020! Wil and Sammy have a big chat about the process of coming back to stand-up, how getting older can change your material, the idea of "comedian destroys heckler", getting perspective from other comedians and much, much, more! Listen to Sammy's podcast Confessions: https://podfollow.c…

Which team has installed a life-sized camel at their home base? And, more importantly, why??? With so many great players, what's holding back the Giants this season? Are the Cats having a mini-rebuild? There's a lot to like about the Suns, but if Dimma can't get things working, Wil & Charlie have some interesting ideas involving theme parks... Plus…

"Still searchin'." For Lou Wall and their peers and audience, there is little delineation between the online and offline worlds. So of course, their comedy lives in both worlds too. In this conversation, they talks about proving themselves to themselves, how comedy translates internationally in a hyper-connected world, and how performance and deliv…

Wil and Charlie are wondering if they should rebrand as a pop music podcast after a lengthy chat about Robbie Williams, Take That, One Direction, Guy Sebastian, and The Spice Girls. Mike III keeps forgetting to mute things, and a dive into the mailbag sparks a unique TOFOP merch idea... Everyone Relax merch, Patreon, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOF…

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, so who better to talk to about the weird world of dating than columnist Jana Hocking. Charlie and Jana chat about soccer mum orgies, whether you should fart in front of your partner, and the do's and don'ts of Valentine's Day. Follow Jana Hocking on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jana_hocking/ Everyone Relax merch…

Wil and Charlie continue their pre-season previews, and they're ready to send out FOI requests about all these different different Best & Fairest voting systems. Will Cyril Rioli ever come back for the Hawks? Is North Melbourne due for a comeback? Are the Demons ready for a flag, or is Christian Petrecca too busy making cooking videos? Plus, how ma…

"It's all one thing." Scott Edgar's been in a few bands. One of them was Tripod. Sometimes it still is. But there's so much more to Scott than just "that guy from Tripod". In this episode, Wil and Scott talk about white male privilege, the genius of Billy Joel and a whole lot more. Scott's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scodmanisfine/ Everyon…

Charlie talks about going to a high tea, but not the kind of high tea Wil would be into. Since the high tea was Taylor Swift themed, Mike III attempts to create a Taylor Swift quiz despite also knowing nothing about Tay-Tay. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Wil and Charlie are expecting some meeting requests from streaming services after comi…

Johnny Mackay is back! Charlie takes Johnny DEEP into the 'Paul Is Dead' conspiracy theory, which allows Charlie to whip out his secretly great impressions of the Fab Four. They unpack what may be the harshest dancing insult Johnny's ever received, the use of 'arse' vs 'ass', and why Johnny is writing 60 sermons with ChatGPT. Find Johnny on Instagr…

Could the AFL Big Brother ('Big Smother'??) show take off? Wil and Charlie reckon it could. The pair preview Charlie's Saints who "everyone hates". Will they succumb to the big slip or can they 'hear the lambs' and avoid being eaten alive? Also, the Tigers have that player who looks like he could be an indie musician but we wouldn't be able to pick…

"This is nice now." In between Gillian and Wil making each other cry with laughter, Gillian chats about about the genesis of her award-winning 2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival show – Actually, Good. Wil is once again bringing up ice cream cones, and Gillian talks about why we need to change our expectations for what makes us happy. Gill…

After psychoanalysing why Charlie is ashamed of this podcast (and how that relates to swingers parties) Wil examines why the two-in-one washer dryer gives terrible results. The pair share stories about their Christmas break and more chat about strategic clothes drying. Charlie shares the Christmas present that led to embarrassment and nearly, his d…

Wil and Charlie are joined by fellow Aussie comedy podcast OGs, Tommy Dassalo and Karl Chandler, AKA Little Dum Dum Club. The boys talk about the return of the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival, the biggest (and maybe only) podcast festival in Southeast Asia, and the four of them consider taking podcasting to international waters Plus, is th…