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A daily satirical news fantasy. From the comedy team behind The Bugle. Imagine a world just like this one where a man called Trump still runs the free world, where Brexit continues to rage on and climate change continues to simultaneously burn, melt and pour on things. Imagine this world also has podcasts and there is a satirical show that speaks truth to power, but this one is hosted by Alice Fraser, and it's released daily. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Well friends, this appears to be it. Alice Fraser is joined by Alice Fraser from the other dimension for one last hurrah as the Octopus People take over the Earth, podcast war is declared with Joe Rogan and Mongolian scientists discover time travel. How will it all end? Join us for the final instalment of this inter-dimensional journey across space…
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Still circling the smouldering ashes in her spaceship, Alice Fraser checks in with two more apocalypse survivors in the latest installment of The Last Post. Flapjack lumberjack Alison Spittle has taken it upon herself, along with her silent sidekick Jeff, to hunt down and convince the apocalypse non-believers of the undeniable truth. While time sci…
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Host Alice Fraser checks in with apocalypse survivors Helen Zaltzman and disgraced yoga instructress Charlie George this month. Helen is roaming the lands looking for a home, while Charlie reports on holidays in the apocalypse and the ground battles between Gen Z and millennials. HAGOW T Shirts are on sale This is a Bugle Podcasts production. 📯 Thi…
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Host Alice Fraser checks in with celebrity celebrity Andrew Zaltzman and disgraced royal John-Luke Roberts for a very special post-apocalypse live show recorded with an online audience. How is Andrew adapting in a post-celebrity era and, even more importantly, what is the latest situation with sport? As John-Luke now shares the throne with King Art…
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Join Alice Fraser in her orbiting space station as she catches up with Comandante Nato Green who has the latest on the war effort in the post-apocalyptic wastelands, as the revolutionary army roams the land. Then hear from intergalactic space lawyer Anuvab Pal, now residing on Mars and representing Elon Musk - get all the news on Musk and his micro…
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We rejoin Alice Fraser in her orbiting space station as she makes contact with the survivors from the apocalypse - this month, Tiff Stevenson and James Nokise. How is Tiff's bunker shaping up? Which people has she teamed up with in there? And does she have plentiful supplies of baby oil for that one guy in particular? Meanwhile in New Zealand, just…
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As Alice Fraser surveys the smouldering ashes of the apocalypse from her space station, she connects with tech bajillionaire Josh Gondelman and former child star Gareth Reynolds to see how they are adapting to the post-apocalyptic landscape. What has happened with Josh's fortune? Does money even exist any more? How has Gareth managed to survive and…
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Right, it's my turn now. Listen in, Posters. This is a The Glitch production. Written and produced by The Glitch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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As the dragonchild circles overhead, scorching the lands - avoiding the cricket grounds of course - celebrity celebrity Andrew Zaltzman joins Alice Fraser to reflect on how lucky we are to live through, or at least up until, an apocalypse. Hear what happened when Andrew had now-awoken sleeper King Arthur onto his chat show, where he told him what h…
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As the imminent apocalypse looms large, Alice Fraser caught a moment with on-the-run unsuccessful children's party Neil Gaiman impersonator and successful Neil Gaiman ghostwriter Neil Gaiman after he escaped the suspiciously over-friendly winter solstice celebrations on Summerisle, in the independent biodome formerly known as Scotland. Neil first a…
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As the year 2020 hurtles to a close, the negotiations with the space-time continuum glitch that delivers this podcast to at least one other dimension have reached a critical point. Comandante Nato Green, union organiser and negotiation expert, tells us what to expect. If you're with us at this stage, there's every chance you know what Nato is about…
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As the octopus people of New New Zealand emerge from the seas, celebrity celebrity Andrew Zaltzman ponders the future relationship between humans and cephalopods. What happens with their voting rights when in international waters, or in the contested fishing seas surrounding the UK? Are they communists? And is the whole octopus people story just a …
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It's always nice to get a surprise present on Boxing Day, right? We give you a veritable selection box of festive cheer! Eat too much yesterday? Then quench your thirst with Alice Fraser singing some delightful half-a-glass-of-water Christmas carol advertisements, plus hear some little bonus stocking fillers, silly noises and reminders of the glori…
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Wait, what happened there? Are we back? Is this the apocalypse? In part two of the first-ever live The Last Post - recorded in front of an audience of loyal Posters - Alice Fraser was joined by flapjack lumberjack Alison Spittle, tech bajillionaire Josh Gondelman, and time scientist Matt Kirshen. As dragons circle the land, octopus people emerge fr…
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With the Morgan-Johnson human/weredragon offspring circling overhead, and the Welsh dragon potentially seeking a rematch, who are the socialist revolutionaries siding with? Nato Green, Leader of the People's Army of the People United, joins Alice Fraser to draw his battle lines in the scorched lands of Britain. If none of this makes any sense, or e…
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King Arthur has arriven! Arriven? Arriven. John-Luke Roberts and Alice Fraser cross swords on the show today, as the recently-rediscovered royal covered surprise night-time knighting and, more significantly, the awakening of King Arthur, who has returned in our hour of greatest need. To hear more of the crazy goings-on of the past couple of weeks, …
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Alice Fraser is joined by flapjack lumberjack Alison Spittle, tech bajillionaire Josh Gondelman, time scientist Matt Kirshen, plus a rare appearance from the increasingly-resentful glitch in the space-time continuum! This is part one of the live video show recorded on 20th December (ish). Together they discussed some huge events - the birth of the …
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What makes an all-American Christmas in 2020 for The American? How about packing the family into a warm, poorly-ventilated room, eating buffet food, laughing in each other's faces, and getting up close for some classic party games like suck and blow. To hear The American's other appearances this year, listen to episodes 286 (American Hobby news), 2…
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Come see us LIVE on 20th December: http://thebuglepodcast.com/#Live 🚰 Bonus HAGOW advert alert! 🚰 Double bonus content again this week! Firstly, a fresh-out-the-tap never-before-heard half a glass of water advertisement. Then hear hat fanatics Tiff Stevenson and Alice Fraser, positively brimming with hat puns. Before that, hear the Alice Fraser fro…
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Come see us LIVE on 20th December: http://thebuglepodcast.com/#Live John Luke-Roberts, the recently rediscovered royal and disgraced ex-Home Secretary, joins Alice Fraser to discuss the unwritten British constitution. This means everyone needs to walk around remembering it at all times - on their constitution constitutional, if you will. Listen in …
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Come see us LIVE on 20th December: http://thebuglepodcast.com/#Live Celebrity celebrity and self-proclaimed lapsed Jew Andrew Zaltzman lights a candle for the extended '12 days of Hanukkah', a crossover collaboration with Christmas, with more religions looking to unite and work together to provide some certainty in uncertain times. To hear Andrew r…
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Come see us LIVE on 20th December: http://thebuglepodcast.com/#Live The American is back, and he's very confused. Are the useless idiot Democrats actually geniuses for rigging the entire election? Is Trump a hero for giving us the vaccine that we shouldn't take? Are rhino Republicans meant to be in the deep state swamp that Trump was draining? Take…
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Come see us LIVE on 20th December: http://thebuglepodcast.com/#Live Conspiracy theorist Tom Ballard joins host Alice Fraser from sunny almost-Covid-free Australia to discuss life in a post-Covid world. The good people of Davos have revealed a list of things set to change, as per The Great Reset: including a cashless society, no more comedy and no m…
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Come see us LIVE on 20th December: http://thebuglepodcast.com/#Live Dick deflector Tiff Stevenson joins Alice Fraser to discuss the five stages of Christmas, how to feign present gratitude via Zoom, family zorb bubbles, and how the kids really deserve a special Christmas in 2020, if not just a living wage. To hear some very 2020-esque appearances f…
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Come see us LIVE on 20th December: http://thebuglepodcast.com/#Live 🚨 Bonus Neil Gaiman and Alice Fraser alert! 🚨 TWO pieces of exclusive bonus content this week - one from THE Neil Gaiman, who exercised his poetic license to talk about his poetic license, and the other from Alice Fraser on feminist emus. Before that, hear the Alice Fraser from you…
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Come see us LIVE on 20th December: http://thebuglepodcast.com/#Live Is climate change even real? Does climate itself even exist at all? In today's episode, conspiracy theorist and Alice Fraser's long-time on-again-off-again ex-lover Tom Ballard implores you to question everything. Alice and Tom also discuss 'weird freaky Mars man' Elon Musk, the ex…
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After the dramatic happenings of 2020, is sport in an existential crisis? Celebrity celebrity and avid watcher of sport Andrew Zaltzman reports on all manner of sports in the new world. Andrew covers the forthcoming first ever rugby match between the New Zealand All Blacks and the New New Zealand Flaming Tentacles, and how traditional sports are ha…
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On today's show, Alice Fraser is joined by Alice Fraser from the other dimension to explain why in a world where your attention span is increasingly commodified it's important to... wait, what was I saying? Ahem, anyway, elsewhere in the episode Alice enjoys hearing Alice describe the new novel that's out from self-published romance maven D'Ancey L…
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Dick deflector Tiff Stevenson joins Alice Fraser on today's episode with news of alien activity, including space wee, UFOs, and some speculation on the monoliths that have been appearing in various locations across Earth. Elsewhere in the episode, hear about sex frogs and why Rudy Giuliani is considered a sexual icon to the octopus people. To liste…
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BUY HAGOW T SHIRTS NOW, LAST RUN OF 100 AVAILABLE HERE: http://thebuglepodcast.com Joining Alice again today is THE Neil Gaiman ghostwriter himself Neil Gaiman, who witnessed first-hand the ideological thunderdome finale over the weekend, as the twice-bitten Boris Johnson Weredragon took on the Welsh dragon. It was a scene that will stay with him f…
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🚨 Bonus Neil Gaiman alert! 🚨 Your exclusive bonus content this week is from THE Neil Gaiman, who has a great fugging story about Norman Mailer. Before that, hear the Alice Fraser from your dimension introduce excerpts from this week's episodes, which featured Anuvab Pal (Army news 🎖), Neil Gaiman (Scotland news 🏴), Josh Gondelman (Christmas tech ne…
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With the pandemic-induced reduction in human activity, is nature healing or trying to do away with us? Reports are coming in of partying monkeys, rogue killer whales attacking boats, and self-aware crows. Disgraced yoga instructress and wellness guru Charlie George has news of the natural world rising up to retake its rightful place in the ecosyste…
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Celebrity celebrity and eater-of-at-least-three-meals-a-day Andrew Zaltzman dined out on some excellent restaurant news in today's episode. With the restaurant sector needing to adapt to survive, he detailed the new normal, including a less hospitable hospitality service, and a new jury service style approach to eating out. Andrew also had the news…
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Tech bajillionaire Josh Gondelman has been disrupting and innovating for Christmas, launching new app Elfr, to bring the present-delivering gig economy to the North Pole. Also, hear all about The Gondelman Company's new Christmas gift offering Reel Doll - inspired by the film The Shape of Water. Speaking of hot wet bits, there is a new novel out by…
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A very exciting guest on the show today as Neil Gaiman - the unsuccessful children's party Neil Gaiman impersonator and successful ghostwriter for Neil Gaiman - spoke to Alice from the newly-independent biodome formerly known as Scotland. He had news of everything from bioengineered unicorns, to the resurgence of the pict community in Scotland, to …
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Space lawyer and intergalactic litigator Anuvab Pal joins Alice Fraser to report on military skirmishes across the globe. In a changing world, war too is changing - why battle in hand-to-hand combat when you can just ban video games from one another's country! To hear some of 2020's space news from Anuvab, listen to episodes 140 (Space news), 197 (…
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🚨 Bonus Alice alert! 🚨 Your exclusive bonus content this week involves some quite wise and profound Alice Fraser musings about news and truth itself. Before that, hear the Alice Fraser from your dimension introduce excerpts from this week's episodes, which featured Andrew Zaltzman (Boris Johnson news 🐉), Josh Gondelman (Tech news 🌋), Nish Kumar (Fr…
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Celebrity celebrity Andrew Zaltzman joins Alice Fraser to report on the ways the jet pack-owning Queen looks to spice up her Christmas message this year, on non-sweating Prince Andrew's attempts to rehabilitate his tarnished reputation, and how a bionic bluetooth speaker implant could benefit Prince Philip. Listen to more of Andrew's royal reportin…
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A new society has emerged in Poland following the strikes and protests on the near-total ban on abortion. Yoga instructress Charlie George reports on the changes as traditional male and female roles are being flipped upside down across the country. To listen to Charlie's most recent appearances on the show, go to episodes 225 (Food news), 232 (Para…
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With Parler, 4chan and - let's face it - the entire internet at our disposal to speak freely, free speech has never been under such threat. Free-speaker and fitness guru Nish Kumar joins Alice Fraser to exercise his right to talk about not being able to talk any more. To hear more of Nish's thoughts and opinions this year, listen to episodes 234 (P…
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Tech innovator Josh Gondelman is experiencing a disruption eruption right now, and his idea lava contains such innovations as the Hypeloop, TokTik, and noise-cancelling face masks. Listen in to hear about these, and more, from the mind of The Last Post's favourite bajillionaire. To listen to more of Josh's tech updates in 2020, go to episodes 72, 1…
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Since the lizardanthropy diagnosis, some of Weredragon Boris Johnson's more off-the-wall behaviour has become a little more explainable, suggests celebrity celebrity Andrew Zaltzman. Also, if it proves the world-ruling reptilians conspiracy, then could some or all of the others be true? To hear Andrew's most recent appearances on the show, check ou…
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🚨 Bonus Anuvab alert! 🚨 Your exclusive bonus content this week involves Anuvab Pal & Alice Fraser discussing the grammatical etymology of ampersands. Before that, hear the Alice Fraser from your dimension introduce excerpts from this week's episodes, which featured Nato Green (Fast Food news 🍔), John-Luke Roberts (British /American Relations news 🇬…
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Wellness guru Charlie George brings news of the hysterical to The Last Post today, including feminist sculptures, kebab-eating, and the discovery that women produce a level of humour so profound that it cannot be understood by mere mortals. To complete your full Charlie set for 2020, start with episodes 181 (Religion update), 189 (Crap Towns update…
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Intergalactic space lawyer Anuvab Pal has an update on Elon Musk's microchipped pigs on Mars, as he is representing them in their quest for a better life on the red planet. To hear Anuvab's most recent appearances, go to episodes 209 (Misleading Information news), 213 (Extraterrestrial update), and 315 (India update). This is a Bugle Podcasts produ…
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Magnificent entrepreneur and very self-made man Josh Gondelman is disrupting the polling industry by launching a new data analysis firm TenSeventySix - twice as good as Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight. Instead of calling people, the more efficient way to poll is to listen in to their conversations. Elsewhere in the episode, did Alice utter 15 seconds…
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John-Luke Roberts soldiers on through today's episode with a pig bear's jaws clamped to his leg, as he talks of the future for the UK/US special relationship, and suggests we are possibly being ghosted by our former friends across the pond. To hear John-Luke's first three appearances of this year, listen to episodes 74 (Health news), 82 (Sleep news…
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What a time to be alive - the golden age of fast food innovation! From spicy ghost pepper doughnuts, to the cheeseburger pizza, to the great chicken sandwich wars of 2020, Comandante Nato Green has all the latest on the delicious creations being conjured up Stateside. To hear how Nato fighting the good fight has made him a little peckish, check out…
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🚨 Bonus Anuvab alert! 🚨 Your exclusive bonus content this week is a story from Anuvab Pal about an Indian man who considered Donald Trump to be a deity. Before that, hear the Alice Fraser from your dimension introduce excerpts from this week's episodes, which featured Nato Green (Resistance update ✊), Anuvab Pal (India update 🇮🇳), John-Luke Roberts…
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Fitness guru Nish Kumar joins Alice Fraser to report on the rumours that Bill Gates wants to install Microsoft Office into our organs via the Covid-19 vaccine. After all, who wouldn't benefit from a bit of assistance in their lives from Clippy anyway? To hear more from Nish, try episodes 226 (Totalitarian Trends news), 230 (Public Take-down Highlig…
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