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Welcome to Alabaster Flats: The Self-Aware Western. Name's Whiskers. You heard about the strange happenins here, hm? Biggest mystery this side of the Pecos. We've suffered, or rather, experienced 17 sheriffs in 30 days and we don't know why. While you're here you'll probably meet Miss Sofia she runs the Short Stick Saloon. Try to steer clear of Morgan's Mercantile, and whatever you do, don't let deputy Wyatt Chirp tell you a story. You'll thank me later. Oh, and be sure to say howdy to our n ...
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S2-E4 Return of the Chipotle Kidd Part 2: The Finale
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This is one of those episodes where you're gonna have to clear you entire schedule in order to catch every detail! Folks, I'm telling you right now, what happens in this episode is one for the books! Yessiree, ain't nothing like I've ever heard and, let me tell you, I've heard it all! So, grab yourself a bar stool, ask Kasnaji for a whiskey, sit ba…
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Well folks, we're real sorry about it taking so long to get this episode put together and published for your listening enjoyment. We got no good excuse for it, just a simple matter of life got busy and well, sacrifices had to be made. But we're back at it now! And this episode is the beginning of a very interesting phase in the lives of the residen…
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Season 2 Episode 2: Fireflies, Leo, and Wyatt Makes a Decision
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Ya'ever wondered what would happen if your worst enemy decided to come back and apologize for being a bad guy? Y'all may get your wish with this here episode of Alabaster Flats! And who in tarnation is this fella L.T. Abbadon? Find out a whole buncha secrets in this episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alaba…
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Shaman, Ringmaster, and Origin Stories...Oh Boy!
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Whoooooeeeee! Have we got a show for you! This here is the first episode of Season 2 and pardner, it's a humdinger chock full of all the comedy western goodness you can handle! You're gonna find out why Wyatt can't stand Laconic Jack. Pat finally meets the Shaman! And Pat's quest for the 3 strings begins! Why not grab yourself some mighty fine Alab…
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What actually happened on the return trip from the Brotherhood?Someone almost dies...Someone lost the whiskey...Someone reveals the future...Someone gets to be a hero...You're gonna find out more about the fellas than you ever wanted to in this episode. uT8MjMNISB9rHijdahrt--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabast…
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The Saga of the Brotherhood of Sheriffs continues! In this episode, Gladys Beech reveals the origin of the Brotherhood, Wyatt shares the wisdom of his father's talks in the corn field, more secrets are revealed about Whiskers, and the boys get closer to returning home to Alabaster Flats. What trauma befell them? Listen in to find out. This episode …
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Welcome to our first ever 3-part Epic Adventure!Wyatt has been issued a summons by the mysterious and clandestine Brotherhood of Sheriffs. Sheriff Henley and Whiskers are going to ride along with him to find out once and for all what exactly this Brotherhood is all about.Winthrop Morgan decides to tag along, but what secret is he keeping?Do the boy…
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Howdy Pardners! More secrets about Alabaster Flats are revealed in this episode. Does Whiskers actually leave for good? Who is the mysterious villain known as The Chipotle Kid? All this and more are packed into another side splitting episode--folks are saying that Alabaster Flats is the funniest western this side of the Pecos! Get your Team Alabast…
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Welcome to Alabaster Flats, the comedy western that knows it's a western! In this episode, the gang meets Miss Penny Lovewell and Miss Sophia discovers, quite unexpectedly, that she has competition for Winthrop's unwanted attentions. Meanwhile, Wyatt does his best to make amends for what the stranger did to Sheriff Henley's desk and Whiskers strugg…
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Alabaster Flats Episode 5Is there another Patrick Henley? Or is our beloved Sheriff merely a fraud? Who's the Stranger? What does Whiskers have cooked up for Winthrop this time? You'll find out in this revealing episode.Tessera Productions would like to dedicate this episode to our favorite band The Avett Brothers. Their music has helped to heal ou…
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Is Sheriff Patrick Henley really a sheriff? Or is he hiding a secret that involves the dead somehow? More curious happenings and a new character are introduced in this first part of the biggest two-parter this side of the Pecos. Are you a true Alabaster Flats fan? Then you can be one of the first to get yourself a TEAM WHISKERS, TEAM WYATT, TEAM WI…
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Alabaster Flats Episode 3: Into The Desert Can Sheriff Henley track down Tangerine Tim in time to save Doc Scurlock? And, more secrets are revealed about the strange incidents plaguing Alabaster Flats. What is the mysterious & ominous Brotherhood of Sheriffs? Who is Spooky Sookie? All this and more are packed into another self-aware episode! --- Se…
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The one with the poker game, numerous references to the Shaman, and Wyatt wears bloomers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support
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Here's where we meet the curious folks of Alabaster Flats and are confronted with the mysterious happenings of this one quite frontier town. Can Sheriff Henley figure it or before it kills him? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ala…
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