The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle watch Bølgen (The Wave) (2015), a Norwegian blockbuster that was heavily marketed and applaueded by the country for being a Norwegian home grown disaster film where the disaster is in Norway.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

When Voldemort successfully resurrects himself in the spring of 1995, he's a man with red snake eyes, no nose, no hair, and he looks like that child eating monster in Pan's Labyrinth. Was this what he looked like in 1981 and the years in which he was Voldemort before then? Dumbledore says yes, we say no. Tune in to find out.…

We're back with yet another murder mystery and this time it's the question of who really murdered the Riddle family. The answer will shock you.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle return to discuss the murder of Hezpibah Smith and how, you know, Tom Riddle may not have actually done this one. A murder mystery listing out the known facts, the suspects, and the very biased report from one Albus DumbledoreBy The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

Nicholas Flamel, creator of the Philosopher's Stone who kept it safe for five centuries, was remarkably cooperative when Albus Dumbledore said to him, "That British dark wizard who died ten years ago is after it, I think you should give it to me to protect." He was even more cooperative when, after all the trouble they'd gone through to protect it,…

Chapter 4 of "For the Love of a Woman" by Vinelle and The Carnivorous Muffin, based on the works of Stephanie Meyer.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle discuss vampires, the Volturi secret, and how it all actually makes sense.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle give their interpretation of who Tom Riddle even was, and what he was trying to accomplish.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle watch episode 2 of "Loki" a show they know very little about and have never seen.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle begin watching "Loki" a show they know very little about and have never seen. They discuss thoughts before and afterwards.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle discuss Padmé Amidala, who was awfully willing to marry genocidal monks for a supposed champion of human rights.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

The power of love is a wonderful, superbly powerful, explain-all power that... is a bit too convenient and inconsistent to really hold up to closer scrutiny. At least, that is our opinion, which we explain in somewhat rambly detail in this episode of our podcast.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

Few, if any, female leads have been ridiculed more in the 21st century than Twilight's Bella Swan. She's flat, she's boring, she's not (insert female character the critic likes better). Does she deserve the criticism?By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle introduce Star Wars, including what it's all about, what Star Wars will even mean on this show, and a little bit of the heresyBy The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

Chapter 3 of "For the Love of a Woman" by Vinelle and the Carnivorous Muffin, based on the works of Stephanie Meyer. Edward and Jacob lay a battle plan featuring makeovers, enticement, and children.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

An introduction to Harry Potter, what it is about if you completely missed the past twenty years, a lot of discussion on Dumbledore, and the heresy.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

Chapter 2 of "For the Love of a Woman" by Vinelle and the Carnivorous Muffin, based on the works of Stephanie Meyer. Edward and Jacob hold an intervention about Bella's ice cream habits and enact the homosexual fallback plan.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle

Listener discretion is adviced on this one, as the fic contains profanity, homophobia, misogyny, racism, stalking, sexual harassment, underage sexual situations, sex scenes, implied suicide, gaslighting, and probably other things we're forgetting. The whole awful shebang. This fic is a comedy, but it is a comedy for people with strong stomachs. You…

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An introduction to the Rank Heresy podcast. Who we are, what is this, where's my car, and general info.By The Carnivorous Muffin and Vinelle