Best The Critellis (Marko Podcasts (2024)

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ENCORE Snoring Sh!t 1:31:44

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Text the Critellis HERE Marko and Tony open season 7 of the podcast by highlighting the relationship of Matthew and Blake (@blakeandmatthew), their #QueerRelationshipGoals of the week. The guys dive into their gorgeous relationship and parenthood journey, while showcasing their adorable love for each other. Check them out on IG and show them some l…

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After Care Sh!t 1:39:34

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Text the Critellis HERE Mau and Rafa (@rafa.and.mau) Brazil-based husbands, are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. We love the simplicity of their relationship and the genuine love they have for one another - it’s such a gorgeous sight to be seen. We adore them and know that you all will too so go give them a follow! Then, the guys sit down to ta…

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Long Distance Sh!t 1:43:22

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Text the Critellis HERE We are absolutely obsessed with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, husbands Wesley and Derrick (@willis_partyoftwo) - as they are pretty perfect in just about every way. Black love, romance, adventure, and just about everything you could want in a relationship, these guys are the truest definition of inspirational and aspi…

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ENCORE Blue Balls Sh!t 1:52:01

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Text the Critellis HERE This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are so obviously amazing and supportive of each other that we just HAD to feature them! Please allow us to introduce you to Tim (@tklockhart) and his husband Joseph (@married2themidwest). These foster parents are an incredible combination of social worker and military man who travel the wo…

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Lube Sh!t 2.0 1:24:14

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Text the Critellis HERE We are in love with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Florida husbands: Tim and Paul (@mbj_yyz_fll). We are such fans of genuine happiness and full relationships and these guys give us exactly that. We want nothing more than to be them when we grow up! Give them a follow on IG and show them some love - you’ll be happy you…

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Playing Games Sh!t 1:29:20

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Text the Critellis HERE This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Kel and Shannon (@themathewsfam) are fabulous ladies that have managed to marry sports, Disney, and each other all in a perfect package of a relationship that we are crazy about! Go check them out and see if you don’t instantly fall in love, just like we did. Next, Marko and Tony sit down…

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Your Sh!t 1:31:10

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Text the Critellis HERE We love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, fiancé’s Marc Burns (@burns.fitla) and Alex Razzano (@alexrazzano). You know how some couples are just so … cool? Like, everything about them is just aspirational and dreamy? That’s how we feel about this couple - they are just so friggin amazing! Check them out on IG and figure o…

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ENCORE Dirty Talk Sh!t 1:26:59

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Text the Critellis HERE Words cannot begin to describe the amount of love we have for this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Martin Fulton (@thefashionablecouple) and Amit Patel, MD (@hemochemomd). Not only is this couple fashion-forward and easy on the eyes, but their success and relationship is one for the Relationsh!t Hall of Fame - these guys hav…

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Boyfriend D!ck Sh!t 1:37:11

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Text the Critellis HERE Our neighbors up north, and this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are Andrew (@realtor.dads) and Erik (@erik.addresses.you) - husbands and realtors in Vancouver. These guys and their amazing family are exactly what this hashtag is about, and we love them and everything about their love. Give them a follow on IG and make sure t…

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Threes0me Sh!t 1:28:31

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Text the Critellis HERE We adore Kiko (@keek_oh) and Drew (@hi.drews), this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals - all the way in Hawaii. These husbands and life-lovers are so sweet on each other and the way they adore one another is beyond inspiring and incredible to watch. Give them a follow on IG and make sure to tell them the Critellis sent you! Then…

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Pet Names Sh!t 1:41:24

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Text the Critellis HERE Jason (@mrjohnsmccall) and James (@jsquared05), and all their greatness, is this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These Atlanta-based husbands are equal parts fierce and fantastic - and we are so inspired by them and their love for one another. Give them a follow on IG, and make sure to let them know the Critellis sent you! T…

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It's Just Money Sh!t 1:37:07

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Text the Critellis HERE Beefy beaus (@big.bud.wolf) and (@whutuppetey) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These massive men and partners are wonderfully coupled as their light-hearted love and heavy-lifting gym routine makes them incredibly aspirational and this week’s fave. Go give them a follow and let them know the Critellis sent you! Then…

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Sleeping with Friends Sh!t 1:41:25

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Text the Critellis HERE Wanna see fabulousness? Then look no further than Sharnika and Mahala (@meetthepowers) - the week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These goddesses are perfection and love personified, and we are so infatuated with them. Go give them a follow on IG and show them some love - and don’t forget to let them know the Critelli’s sent you.…

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Cowboy Carter Sh!t 1:52:00

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Text the Critellis HERE Brits, Matt and Adrian (@matt_and_adrian), are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These cheeky bloggers and adventurers are so sweet on one another and so incredibly full of life, and that makes us excited to highlight them. Check them out on IG and give them a follow - we promise it’s totally worth it! Then, the guys sit …

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1-1-1-1 Rule Sh!t 1:17:21

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Text the Critellis HERE Bloggers and partners, Karl and Daan (@coupleofmen) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals - and we are so fascinated by them! This storytelling and traveling duo make it a point to explore the world and share their experiences with like-minded LGBTQ+ adventurers. If you’re craving queer love at its best, with a side of tra…

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Sh!tuationships 1:25:37

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Text the Critellis HERE NFL Player R.K. Russell (@rkrelentless) and comedian Corey O’Brien (@corey_obrien) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and once you check them out you’ll understand why. This couple is the dictionary definition of support and love and we are so inspired by their relationship and know you will be too. Check them out on I…

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Love is Blind Sh!t 1:28:49

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Text the Critellis HERE There are no words for the love we have for this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Shannon (@badgyalshanshan) and (@issa_amanda_). These women are easy on the eyes and heavy on our hearts as they show us all that being gorgeous and madly in love can be picture-perfect. Go give them a follow on IG and show them some good ‘ol Re…

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Shooting the Sh!t 1:30:51

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Text the Critellis HERE We open season nine by highlighting the Sarasota hotties and husbands, Adam and Dan (@adam_dan_srq) as this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These muscle daddies show you that not only can you be in love, but you can get a good pump in - together! These guys are so good together and we know you’ll enjoy them just as much as w…

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ENCORE Hot & Cold Sh!t 1:47:43

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Text the Critellis HERE We are giddy about this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Ben Hunte (@beninldn) and Tom Ratcliffe (@tratcliffe15). This London-based couple is beyond adorable and ridiculously sweet on one another and we are here for it. Their love for one another is inspirational and an excellent connection to highlight. Check them out and gi…

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ENCORE Staying Attractive Sh!t 1:45:12

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Text the Critellis HERE We are obsessing over this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Raleigh couple, Robb and Ben (@robb_benn). These lovers are absolute perfection - adorable, sweet, and just … simple - and we love that. True love is quiet and these guys and their relationship is a church mouse (in the best way). We love them and think you will too.…

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ENCORE Unthankful Sh!t 1:41:10

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Text the Critellis HERE We are thankful for the relationship of Trent Brock (@trentbrock) and Jamil Price (@priceisright28) - this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These gents could not be more adorable … from the photos of their recent wedding in February to the many adventures they share to this day, it is obvious they are meant for one another. G…

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ENCORE Supportive Sh!t 1:49:48

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Text the Critellis HERE Cuties, Brad and Cody (@brad.and.cody), inspire us; that is why they are our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This Raleigh-based couple not only built a beautiful life together, but they manage to do it with smiles on their faces and this is why we think they’re great. Check them out on IG and make sure you let them kno…

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ENCORE Scheduling Intimacy Sh!t 1:43:52

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Text the Critellis HERE Top contenders for our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the year, Andie and Jess (@twobabesonebarn) grace our conversation and social media pages, as they solidify the reasons why we started this highlight, to begin with. These Reno-based parents are the perfect example of love and light and we are so excited to give them a spotl…

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ENCORE First Sight Sh!t 1:46:40

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Text the Critellis HERE We absolutely love, love … but more than that, we LOVE the relationship of Christen (@chrisssiee_)and Heather (@hlfazz), our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This mother duo is all the best parts of support, kindness, devotion, and connection wrapped up in one fantastic relationship. We are such fans of them and their f…

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ENCORE Past & Present Sh!t 1:37:17

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Text the Critellis HERE Marko and Tony sit down to talk about how your relationship past can affect your relationship present. Are you still traumatized by your ex? Is your current partner paying the price? Take your time to listen to this week’s episode. Then, revisit the Critable with Tim McLemore (@essentiallytim), who you may remember from a pr…

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ENCORE Renaissance Sh!t 1:35:09

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Text the Critellis HERE The Season 8 ENCORE begins with highlighting Kelvin and Reginald’s (@uncomplicatedtruestory) relationship as our #QueerRelationshipGoals. This gorgeous, Atlanta-based couple, is everything we love about love - sweet on each other and amazing together! Check them out on IG and let them know @thecritellis sent you. Then, after…

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Best of Season 8 Sh!t 1:22:52

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Text the Critellis HERE Join Marko and Tony for the final episode of Season 8 and their ‘best of’ picks for the #QueerRelationshipGoals, topics, and Listener Sh!tuations for the season. Take a trip down memory lane and have fun revisiting favorite moments from previous episodes. Are there any episodes or moments that you absolutely loved from the p…

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Goal-Setting Sh!t 1:29:04

7M ago1:29:04

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Text the Critellis HERE We love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Bernard (@bernarddavidjones) and Peter (@puffdoddy), and everything about them! This representation and queer, black love is everything we enjoy about relationships and we know you will fall in love with them too. Check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, Marko and Tony …

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Disaster Preparedness Sh!t 1:32:28

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Text the Critellis HERE We are super fans of Long Island lovers and this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Andrew and Ronnie (@rondrew_adopts_2023). These future fathers and husbands are wonderful together and even better to gaze at on IG, so do just that - give them a follow and show them some love … and make sure you let them know the Critellis sen…

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Body Hair Sh!t 1:35:21

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Text the Critellis HERE Husbands and fathers, Sterling Simcox (@ssimcox) and André Charron (@acharron88) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals - and for several reasons. Not only are they great together, but they’re wonderful to look at and even more incredible fathers and we are absolutely obsessed with them! Give them a follow on IG and let the…

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Work & Play Sh!t 2:02:22

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Text the Critellis HERE We take a trip around the world with husbands Eric and Arthur (@aeseetheworld), our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This Disney-loving duo has melted our hearts with their apparent love for adventure and each other, and we are huge fans of them and know you will be too. Give them a follow on IG and make sure you let th…

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Food Sh!t 1:29:29

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Text the Critellis HERE We love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals and know you will too! Tyler and Todd (@tylerandtodd) are living the dream - romantic partners and work partners, with all the fixins! They are adorable separately and together and we are huge fans and know you will be too. Go check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, ahe…

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Competition Sh!t 1:42:04

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Text the Critellis HERE We are such fans of this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, (@thecrenshawcrew). The husbands and fathers of two are not only inspiring parents but also a wonderful couple and we are beyond moved by their connection and dedication to family and each other. Check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, Marko and Tony get to…

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Passing Gas Sh!t 1:29:06

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Text the Critellis HERE Traveling husbands Daniel (@_danielcuthbertson) and Justin (@jburns5) Cuthbertson are this week’s #GayRelationshipGoals. This smiling duo enjoys one another and the journey - as they love to experience new locales and adventures with one another. Check them out on IG and give them a follow - we promise you will be happy you …

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Dirty Talk Sh!t 1:26:59

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Text the Critellis HERE Words cannot begin to describe the amount of love we have for this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Martin Fulton (@thefashionablecouple) and Amit Patel, MD (@hemochemomd). Not only is this couple fashion-forward and easy on the eyes, but their success and relationship is one for the Relationsh!t Hall of Fame - these guys hav…

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7-Year Itch Sh!t 1:38:19

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Text the Critellis HERE Mike Urban and Mike Mach (@2.mike) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. We love a same-name queer couple and we LOVE this one in particular. We enjoy watching true love - but we crave true love thriving, and these guys are THRIVING. We are obsessed with them and know you will be too so check them out on IG and let them k…

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Not My Parents Sh!t 1:52:34

9M ago1:52:34

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Text the Critellis HERE Join us in celebrating (and salivating over) this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Eden and Jay (@edenxjay). These ladies are HAWT and we cannot get enough of them. Not only are they insanely gorgeous together, but their love for one another is so inspirational, we are reevaluating our own (LOL)! Check them out on IG and give…

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Am I Sexy Still Sh!t 1:34:24

9M ago1:34:24

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Text the Critellis HERE We are obsessed with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Crissa and Alexis (@crissaandalexis). These ladies and their 10+ year relationship are exactly what dreams are made of. Not only are they fun and exciting, but they are incredibly into each other and have a fire that cannot be extinguished. Follow them on IG to feel t…

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Continue to Surprise Sh!t 1:26:24

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Text the Critellis HERE Misha and Martin (@em_em_couple) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Not only are their backdrops scenic, but so are they! Their love and connection is awe-inspiring and they are so fun to watch - so give them a follow on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, Marko and Tony sit down at the Cri…

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Emergency Sh!t 1:48:08

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Text the Critellis HERE Cute and quaint Tennessee couple, Brandon and Sam (@brandon.and.sam) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. When they’re not busy traveling and loving on their two dogs, they’re busy loving on one another and inspiring us. Follow them on IG, double-tap their photos, and show them just how great they are. Then, Marko and To…

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Flower & Gardener Sh!t 1:36:03

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Text the Critellis HERE We are so excited to highlight this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Chris and Jay (@christopherandjason) on the episode. Not only do their hearts beat for one another, but these incredible guys have made room in their hearts to foster children as well. There is no limit to their love and that is why we adore them. Follow the…

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Abbott Elementary S1E11 Recap 1:04:22

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Text the Critellis HERE Brandon and Darius (@themccarthys12) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals and for good reason! These husbands and fathers are not only sweet on each other but also devoted parents and partners. We love watching their love for one another and think you will too! Check them out on IG and give them some love. Then, Marko and…

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DINK Sh!t 1:25:32

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Text the Critellis HERE In the return of the podcast, the guys highlight husbands Kevin and Brad (@kevin_and_brad) as their first #QRG of the eighth season. These extremely successful guys are living the dream - incredible careers, travel to exotic destinations, and an abundance of love for one another … these guys have it all! Check them out on IG…

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Season 8 Is Gonna Be Great! 1:34

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Text the Critellis HERE Marko and Tony and the Relationsh!t Podcast are back for season 8! Here, the guys tease a bit about the new season and let you all know what to expect from them and this season. Support the Show. Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a L…

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ENCORE: P*rn Sh!t 1:28:22

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Text the Critellis HERE Brooklyn-based mama’s Nyesha and Samantha (@twomommiesandababy) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and we could not be more excited to highlight them! These HBIC’s are not only winning in the relationship department, but they are killing it in the monetary department as well. Join them on their parenting and financial …

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ENCORE: Exes Sh!t 1:25:56

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Text the Critellis HERE Fiancées, Kurt Moore (@the_kurt_moore) and Emmitt Jackson (@emmitt.jackson) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and we absolutely love this couple. Not only are they easy on the eyes, but they are incredibly adorable together - there is nothing like two attractive, muscular men in love. We are inspired by their romance …

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ENCORE: Criticism Sh!t 1:58:30

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Text the Critellis HERE Miami’s finest is on display with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Kerry and Pierre (@kerryandpierre). Take a quick peek at this incredible, fit, happy, black-gay-magic couple, and see what all the fuss is about!. Give them a few double taps and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk …

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ENCORE: Church Sh!t 1:50:10

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Text the Critellis HERE This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals is a first for us: we highlight a couple living in Israel! This Tel Aviv-based couple has everything we love about love and they are totally worth the follow! Go check out Itzik (@itzik_tlv) and his husband Eli (@eliraz27) on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Ton…

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ENCORE: Support Sh!t 1:43:06

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Text the Critellis HERE We love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Shyheim and Sean (@theseanandshyshow), and know you will too. This gorgeous, east coast-based, #BlackLove couple, could not be more adorable together. From sharing hairstyles to sharing adventures, these guys are everything we love about love. Follow them on IG and find out why we…

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