Best The Panel Jumper Podcasts (2024)

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The Jumper Cinematic Universe vs. Tim Curry Gets F***ed 44:52

2y ago44:52

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WOULD YOU RATHER: Be forced to live with a younger version of yourself OR be forced to live in a house where the house will kill you? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott ChillingworthBy Ozone Entertainment

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Jordan Peterson’s McDonald’s Order vs. Big Solder 41:34

2y ago41:34

41:34

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be unable to make a point in under 12 hours OR only be able to perform tasks using YouTube lifehacks? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott ChillingworthBy Ozone Entertainment

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The Caloric Value of Nicotine vs. Sunday Night Pumpkin Night Pizza 36:37

2+ y ago36:37

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WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all food be pumpkin spiced all year round OR have all food and drink only available as various flavors of vape juice? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott ChillingworthBy Ozone Entertainment

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I Don’t Want to Swing Ninja’s Wife vs. Cream Pie 41:57

2+ y ago41:57

41:57

WOULD YOU RATHER: Bring in a celebrity guest host every week OR hold an outrageous competition to find a new female co-host?By Ozone Entertainment

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UpLyft vs. Teleporting Wi-Fi Bum 37:46

2+ y ago37:46

37:46

Have every cab driver attempt to convert you to their religion OR have every homeless person you encounter aggressively target you?By Ozone Entertainment

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Khan, I am Your Father vs. Everyone’s Famous Catchphrase 51:48

2+ y ago51:48

51:48

WOULD YOU RATHER: Never be able to accurately quote a pop culture reference OR only be able to talk in bad impressions?By Ozone Entertainment

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Blackhouse Mike vs. Miley Chairson 54:36

2+ y ago54:36

54:36

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have your work featured exclusively in children’s sitcoms OR lead a double life and not face the benefits of either?By Ozone Entertainment

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Jello Biafra is That B*tch vs. I Forgot the Yakuza Are Real 1:03:32

2+ y ago1:03:32

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WOULD YOU RATHER: Be an awful singer with amazing stage presence OR be an amazing singer with awful stage presence?By Ozone Entertainment

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Rathernaughts vs. WYR Bot, Vol. 10 1:18:08

2+ y ago1:18:08

1:18:08

While Oscar is in a mild coma, John finally gives in to the machines and brings back a classic.By Ozone Entertainment

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Look at the Patterns of the Pores vs. Twitch Fears My Power 51:56

2+ y ago51:56

51:56

WOULD YOU RATHER: Give the absolute worst takes to promote your second career running an OnlyFans catering to the absolute worst people OR Give the absolute worst takes to promote your second career as a horribly unsuccessful content creator?By Ozone Entertainment

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Bella from Twilight vs. Emril Lagasse 50:41

2+ y ago50:41

50:41

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have two tails you can use to fly but are prone to making lots of mistakes OR have extremely powerful punches but are really gullible?By Ozone Entertainment

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Ask Me About Hustlin vs. Economic Hoe Train 1:03:12

2+ y ago1:03:12

1:03:12

WOULD YOU RATHER: Everyday you’re hustlin’ OR every decision you make is a pimp decision?By Ozone Entertainment

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My Personal Octodad vs. Look at this War Crime Photograph 1:01:41

2+ y ago1:01:41

1:01:41

Instead of one question, Oscar starts throwing way too many “Would You Rather” questions at the rest of the Rathernauts.By Ozone Entertainment

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Garbage Bag of Organs vs. I Am the Dumpster 57:25

2+ y ago57:25

57:25

WOULD YOUR RATHER: Be a trash person OR a literal dumpster fire?By Ozone Entertainment

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Fall Forever vs. Egg Ranch 50:38

2+ y ago50:38

50:38

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be trapped on infinite stairs OR head the Sonic drowning music every time you touch water?By Ozone Entertainment

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Fun Old School Terrorism vs. Lord Investor 48:53

3y ago48:53

48:53

WOULD YOU RATHER: Lite Brite Terrorists OR NFT the moon?By Ozone Entertainment

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Black’s Face vs. You Can Take the Bus 42:32

3y ago42:32

42:32

[CONTENT WARNING: Oscar intentionally makes this question misleading in an attempt to get us in trouble.] WOULD YOU RATHER: Wear Black face [AEW wrestler Malakai Black’s face] OR say the N-word [the word is “no”]?By Ozone Entertainment

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Pan-Mole vs. Blue Collared Blood 41:12

3y ago41:12

41:12

WOULD YOU RATHER: Run a fighting league for powerful world-destroying monsters OR run a mystery-solving organization that only solves the most mundane mysteries?By Ozone Entertainment

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2021 Second Chances 1:26:39

3y ago1:26:39

1:26:39

Once again the Rathernauts gather together to revisit some of the past year’s worst scenarios to see if things got any better. They haven’t.By Ozone Entertainment

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I’d Meow-ther Not vs. I’d Rather Nya-t 54:12

3y ago54:12

54:12

WOULD YOU RATHER: Travel the multiverse OR have the multiverse invade your reality?By Ozone Entertainment

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Arry Potta and the Sorcerer’s Stone vs. Cherry Tree Miracles 47:35

3y ago47:35

47:35

WOULD YOU RATHER: have a black dragon OR a black horse?By Ozone Entertainment

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The Glove Penetration vs. Real Arkansas Bill 52:53

3y ago52:53

52:53

WOULD YOU RATHER: only be able to wear gloves that are slightly too small OR only be able to wear clothing stained with Bill Clinton’s c*m? Guest: MystakinBy Ozone Entertainment

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Boned Dracula vs. Tom Cruise Get iPad 39:08

3y ago39:08

39:08

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be a skeleton or a mummy?By Ozone Entertainment

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Oscar vs. Things Only 90’s Kids Remember 1:10:48

3y ago1:10:48

1:10:48

With Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl being released, the Rathernauts realize Oscar has very little 90’s television nostalgia and try to discover what he has and hasn’t seen.By Ozone Entertainment

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Randy Rainbiote vs. The Oompa Loompas Don’t Own S*** 48:30

3y ago48:30

48:30

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be attached to a symbiote that makes you an emo hipster OR be given ownership of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory?By Ozone Entertainment

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The Kazakhstani P****itute Meta vs. You Have to Say It Right 48:47

3y ago48:47

48:47

WOULD YOU RATHER: Gallon of PCP or NAILGUN?By Ozone Entertainment

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Fametom Zone vs. No, It’s on VH1 51:15

3y ago51:15

51:15

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all celebrities be replaced with drag impersonations OR have world history only taught through the format of the Rusical?By Ozone Entertainment

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Walking Ball of Cancel Culture vs. Skeleton Blood 44:15

3y ago44:15

44:15

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be too hot for TV OR be cool for the summer?By Ozone Entertainment

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Don’t Lick the Tiny Sun vs. Legally Distinct Bat-Like Man 37:36

3+ y ago37:36

37:36

WOULD YOU RATHER: Live in a literal beach house OR have a Batcave under your house?By Ozone Entertainment

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Stop Saying Orgy Family vs. Ten-Dollar George Thorogood 31:33

3+ y ago31:33

31:33

WOULD YOU RATHER: The Cult of Dionysis or Calling All Destroyers?By Ozone Entertainment

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Vampire is the New Black vs. Betty Ford Skin Clinic 34:03

3+ y ago34:03

34:03

WOULD YOU RATHER: Live in a world that’s a vampire OR wear celebrity skin?By Ozone Entertainment

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Can We NOS It vs. A Rock Formation 1:02:50

3+ y ago1:02:50

1:02:50

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be the Drift King of Tokyo OR attempt a heist while being pursued by The Rock?By Ozone Entertainment

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City On Our Shoulder Blades – 1 55:59

3+ y ago55:59

55:59

In a special bonus episode, John and Oscar attempt to write the next season of the Canadian television show Second Generation.By Ozone Entertainment

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Cup of Drink vs. Sentient CAKE 1:08:23

3+ y ago1:08:23

1:08:23

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all food be cake OR have all music be CAKE?By Ozone Entertainment

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Malarkey Charms vs. Smashing Your Face into a 3D Printer 53:48

3+ y ago53:48

53:48

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be cost an arm OR a leg?By Ozone Entertainment

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Wife-Daughter vs. Mommy Milkers 59:01

3+ y ago59:01

59:01

WOULD YOU RATHER Have an adaptation of your favorite franchise ruined by: a studio-mandated original character OR dialog replaced with outdated memes?By Ozone Entertainment

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Everyone Has a P*nis vs. There’s Lots of Delicious Blue Things 52:49

3+ y ago52:49

52:49

WOULD YOU RATHER: Unlimited inventory space OR physical status bars?By Ozone Entertainment

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I Still Got Paid vs. Y2K Sun Rocket 55:11

3+ y ago55:11

55:11

WOULD YOU RATHER: Get paid to create something that is removed at the last second OR have your work only featured in bad products?By Ozone Entertainment

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Perfect Bound Podcast – Episode 276

3+ y ago

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Marc J. PalmToday on the show, Cole and Ben welcome back to the show Marc J. Palm. Marc joins us today because the second volume of his indie hit The Fang is out now. Tune in as we talk to Marc about: • His inspiration for the character of Fang • Plans for future volumes of The Fang • Why physical copies of The Fang look the way they do • His exper…

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A Very Special Seizure vs. COVID Vaccine Funko POP 57:10

3+ y ago57:10

57:10

WOULD YOU RATHER: Never age but your backstory is constantly changing OR have a random event from your life retconned?By Ozone Entertainment

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Doctor Doctor – 3 1:10:28

3+ y ago1:10:28

1:10:28

Doctor John and Doctor Oscar once again use their combined medical experience and expertise to answer questions submitted by listeners!By Ozone Entertainment

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The People vs. Owen Douglass 1:46:47

3+ y ago1:46:47

1:46:47

After 149 episodes. will the Rathernauts finally pay for their crimes? It all comes down to this.By Ozone Entertainment

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Penetrate the Eye vs. Carl from ATHF 1:05:12

4y ago1:05:12

1:05:12

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be stalked by a Shirime or a Kanbari Nyudo?By Ozone Entertainment

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What If I Tweet Out… vs. Mr. Puton of Peloton 56:10

4y ago56:10

56:10

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be banned by every form of communication after using it once because it incites violence OR have your Peloton hacked by the Russians?By Ozone Entertainment

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Perfect Bound Podcast – Episode 275

4y ago

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Today on a fresh show for a fresh new year, the gang reconvene via zoom (like ya’ do) and talk about topics such as: • There’s a call for Marvel to retire the Punisher logo • Steve Lightle has passed away • As has Heavy Metal Warrior Queen Julie Strain • Details emerge about Star Wars: The High Republic • Vegas has odds on Giancarlo Esposito playin…

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All Cats Are Jellicle vs. This is Where the Murder Comes In 56:56

4y ago56:56

56:56

WOULD YOU RATHER: Compete in a talent show where the prize is death OR replace the personal assistants of a wealthy family?By Ozone Entertainment

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Perfect Bound Podcast – Episode 274

4y ago

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2020 Year in Review Today on the show, the gang get back together and talk about the largest stories that came out of 2020, including: • Gerry Conway reclaiming The Punisher logo for BLM • Marvel and Scholastic unite for new line of titles for young readers • Archie announces same-day release for digital titles • Marvel (and DC) shorten their digit…

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2020 Second Chances 1:29:37

4y ago1:29:37

1:29:37

It’s a Christmas Miraccccclllllleeeee! Andy has returned since Owen is in prison, and helps the Rathernauts give a second chance to some of the scenarios that failed to win them over during the past year.By Ozone Entertainment

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Perfect Bound Podcast – Episode 273

4y ago

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Today, we welcome musician, playwright, filmmaker and artist Matthew Southworth. Matt’s impressive CV includes uncredited re-writes on the film “Suspect Zero” (a story in and of itself); playing with his band The Capillaries, as well as with Harvey Danger, all around Seattle; and illustrating titles such as Spider-Man, Spider-Girl, X-Men, Thunderbo…

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Funko Pop Mason Jar vs. I Forgot There Was Another Prompt 52:43

4y ago52:43

52:43

WOULD YOU RATHER: Funko Pop economy OR Communist werewolves?By Ozone Entertainment

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