Hot Dog #56-This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched, 1995’s horror film “Evolver.” This film had us asking such questions as; why does this robot never stop asking questions? Why were we so obsessed with VR in the 90’s when we weren’t actually able to make it a reality? Are they expecting parents to spend tens of thousands of dollars to by t…

Hot Dog #55- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched, 1983’s action comedy film, “Fantasy Mission Force.” This film had us asking such questions as; why is Jackie Chan top billed in a movie he is barely in? Why are the Japanese in Canada ? Why does Africa (the entire continent) have its own General? Why is the American General named Abraham …

Hot Dog #54- In celebration of the end of summer and going back to school, we are watching films that, for many, encapsulate that feeling of freedom and summer fun. That’s right, the forgone genre of the boob comedy! Films that were made in one week for almost no money, that were shown on basic cable late at night to an audience of mostly 12 to 16 …

Hot Dog #53- In celebration of the end of summer and going back to school, we are watching films that, for many, encapsulate that feeling of freedom and summer fun. That’s right, the forgone genre of the boob comedy! Films that were made in one week for almost no money, that were shown on basic cable late at night to an audience of mostly 12 to 16 …

Hot Dog #52- In celebration of the end of summer and going back to school, we are watching films that for many, encapsulate that feeling of freedom and summer fun. That’s right, the forgone genre of the boob comedy! Films that were made in one week for almost no money, that were shown on basic cable late at night to an audience of mostly 12 to 16 y…

Hot Dog #51- In celebration of the end of summer and going back to school, we are watching films that for many, encapsulate that feeling of freedom and summer fun. That’s right, the forgone genre of the boob comedy! Films that were made in one week for almost no money and were shown on basic cable late at night to an audience of mostly 12 to 16 yea…

Hot Dog #50- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched, 1984’s science fiction, romantic adventure, comedy film, “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension!” This film had us asking such questions as; is Buckaroo Banzai the single most important human in the history of civilization? Why did Lord John Whorfin just not travel ba…

Hot Dog #49- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched, Neil Breen’s Magnum Opus, 2005’s “Double Down”. This film had us asking such questions as; Is he stopping a terrorist attack or conducting one? What is the story? Is there a story? What is the deal with that magic rock he got from the old man in the desert? Is Neil Breen a genius or a mad…

Hot Dog #48- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1994’s “Angels in the outfield”. This film had us asking such questions as; who established the rules to dictate angelic influence over an American Baseball game? Why do such rules exist anyway? How on earth has Danny Glover not been fired yet ? What happened to the pitcher after Danny Glo…

Hot Dog #47- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1989’s American cinematic classic, “Roadhouse”. This film had us asking such questions as; how is it possible for Patrick “the swayz” Swayze to be so damn cool? Why is the comical fat guy afraid of a taxidermy polar bear? Why doesn’t Ben Gazara just shoot Patrick Swazyze in the head 10 min…

Hot Dog #46- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1988’s “The Stuff”. This film had us asking such questions as; why would you put something in your mouth that you find on the ground? Why does every member of Jason’s family hate him with such a red hot passion? What is the deal with the creepy movie in the commercial? Do you have to refri…

Hot Dog #45- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1988’s “Cheerleader Camp”. This film had us asking such questions as; what exactly is the reason for the entire screen turning bright red? Are we supposed to be suspicious of Allison, even after we know for a fact she is not the killer? Does this movie contain the absolute worst example of…

Hot Dog #44- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1990’s “A Gnome Named Gnorm”. This film had us asking such questions as; is this children’s movie? If it is, why is Gnorm so frightening? Why does Anthony Michael Hall, a cop in LA in the 90’s, not carry a gun? Why is Gnorm’s one magic power so lame? How do a horse and a dog talk to each o…

Hot Dog #43- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1996’s “The Phantom”. This film had us asking such questions as; how does a horse and a dog talk to each other? Why, in the 90’s, were we obsessed with making 1930’s comic strips into major Hollywood motion pictures? Why does The Phantom, a super hero set mostly in the green jungle, have a …

Hot Dog #42- This week, as requested by Ethan, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1985’s “Ninja Terminator”. This film had us asking such questions as; how many movies were spliced together to create this semi-movie? Why is there a guy in a white suit wearing a blond female wig? Why did they dub the chinese pawn shop owner to have an American sout…

Hot Dog #41- This week, as requested by Don from North Cape May NJ, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1998’s “Godzilla”. This film had us asking such questions as; why is Godzilla French? Why is Matthew Broderick such a wienie? Who the hell is Maria Patillio? Why is half the cast of the Simpsons in this movie? Why is Godzilla carrying so many boa…

Hot Dog #40- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1992’s “Sidekicks”. This film had us asking such questions as; is this secretly a horror movie? Was the whole movie in Barry’s head? Why is nobody disturbed by the behavior of this loner child who is not only hearing voices, but taking the advice that the voices offer? Did Barry ever really…

Hot Dog #39- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1994’s “Double Dragon”. This film had us asking such questions as; did they decide to play or even look at the video game before making the movie? What genre of movie is this supposed to be? Why in this goofy kids movie is Abobo something out of a David Crohnenburg horror film? Why is their…

Hot Dog #38- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1995’s “Virtuosity”. This film had us asking such questions as; did somebody black mail Denzel Washington? Why are the matrix future cops wearing weird leather baseball caps? Why does Denzel Washington have a robot arm when it never really matters? Did Kelly Lynch go to the salon and say “g…

Hot Dog #37- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1994’s “Class of 1999 II: The substitute”. This film had us asking such questions as; did they really think America was going to descend into post-apocalyptic dystopian madness in just 5 years? Why do they show us a paintball gun used to set people on fire and then never set anyone on fire?…

Hot Dog #36- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1987’s “Masters of the Universe”. This film had us asking such questions as; can Dolph Lundgren speak English? The answer is no. Why is half of this movie a teen drama? Better yet, why is this movie set on earth at all? Why does the whole “Courtney Cox’s parents are dead” subplot even exist…

Hot Dog #35- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1986’s “Terror Vision”. This film had us asking such questions as; what does Brett Garret do for a living to be able to afford this ridiculous mansion? Why is Ricardo Montalban not concerned that the indoor heated pool is filled with lube? Whey are there so many roman statue fountains in th…

Hot Dog #34- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1990’s “Captain America”. Yes, there was a Captain America movie in the 90's. This film had us asking such questions as; why is Captain Americas go to superhero move to steal a car and leave people stranded? Why is the President of the United States always wearing jeans? Why did they say th…

Hot Dog #33- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched the 1985 teenage science fiction comedy “My Science Project.” This film had us asking such questions as; why does Fischer Stevens have such a long neck? Why does President Eisenhower, upon learning of intelligent beings in a spaceship, immediately decide to just destroy it? Why is there so …

Hot Dog #32- Happy New Year!! Frank-cis and I are back after a holiday break. This week we ease into 2016 with a brief discussion of “The Force Awakens”, including reviews from people who absolutely hated the movie. We also talk about some of the movies we are excited to see in 2016, and we answer a fan letter. Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- …

Hot Dog #31- This week my and Matt’s pandering to you the audience, and playing into the Star Wars hype machine finally comes to an end. We finish the prequel trilogy by watching 2005's “Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith", directed by the devil himself aka George Lucas. This film had us asking such questions as; did we all go see this movi…

Hot Dog #30- This week Matt and I pander to you the audience, by playing into the Star Wars hype machine by watching 2002's “Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the clones", directed by George Lucas aka “The Devil Himself”. This film had us asking such questions as; did no one learn anything from episode I? Is 1.3 million soldiers enough to fight a war…

Hot Dog #29- This week Matt and I pander to you the audience, by playing into the Star Wars hype machine by watching 1999's “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace", directed by George Lucas aka “The Devil Himself”. This film had us asking such questions as; how exactly does a 14 year old girl become the elected queen of entire planet? Why is the …

Hot Dog #28- This week Frank-cis and I watched 1986's teen sex comedy, “Hamburger: The Motion Picture,” directed by Mike Marvin and starring Leigh McCloskey. This film had us asking such questions as; does this fast food 12 week managerial course really count as a “University” just because it’s called “Hamburger University”? Why does the guy who is…

Hot Dog #27- This week Frank-cis and I watched 1986's “Redneck Zombies", which is *technically* a movie! This film had us asking such questions as; can you really call something like this a “film” if it was shot on VHS, what parts of this movie are supposed to intentional funny, and what parts are just bad in a silly way? That last question is seri…

Hot Dog #26-This week me and Frank-cis watched 2015's “Tremors 5", starring Michael gross and Jamie Kennedy. This film had us asking such questions as, why did they completely change the look of the monsters that have looked exactly the same for 25+ years? Why is Jamie Kennedy in this movie….like at all? Can you really steal an entire seen from Jur…

Hot Dog #25- *ANNIVERSARY EPISODE* This week me and Frank-cis watched 1997's “Batman & Robin", starring George Clooney & directed by Joel Schumacher. This film had us asking such questions as, why is Mr. Freeze called “Mr. Freeze”, when he is a medical Doctor? Why not be called “Dr. Freeze”? Why is Gotham City built on the back of these giant titan…

Hot Dog #24-This week me and Frank-cis watched 1987's “The Monster Squad", starring a bunch of kids. This film had us asking such questions as, where the hell in America is this taking place? How were kids able to get away from so much stuff (i.e. black mailing a girl with naked photo’s & making bullets) ? Why was Dracula and Frankenstein’s monster…

Hot Dog #23-This week me and Frank-cis watched 1986's Jim Wynorski robot slasher “Chopping Mall". This film had us asking such questions as, how can this mall afford 3 automatous robots, a super computer, and two full time scientists? Do these robots have peripheral vision? How close do you need to be to another couple before it is considered an or…

Hot Dog #22- This week me and Frank-cis watched 2000's disaster "Dungeons and Dragons". This film had us asking such questions as, why was this made? Who was it made for? WHo black mailed jeremy irons? Was Marlon Waynes the best thing in this movie? Is Marlon Wayons being the best thing in a movie even possible? Why did blue lips have blue lips? Co…

Hot Dog #21- This week me and Frank-cis watched 1999's "Wing Commander". This film had us asking such questions as, how can Freddie Prinz Jr. go his entire life without know about his families history, even though everyone hates him for it? Why are we still using bullets 600 years into the future? Why is it still weird that a woman is in charge 600…

Hot Dog #20- This week me and Frank-cis watched the 80's classic(?) No Holds Barred. This film had us asking such questions as, why is Hulk not just called hulk Hogan? Why is there a dwarf in a cage above a bar, throwing quarters into beer? Who is this movie for? Did a movie like this really need an alarming masterbation joke? Why is there more gro…

Hot Dog #19- This week we watched the biggest box office bomb off all time. And it's not what you think. Turns out its the 2013's disaster "47 Ronin". Is this just an attempt to make 300 again, 8 years after it came out? Is Keanu Reeves and acting robot? Why do the lizard people live in a ghost jungle? Is Keanu Reeves meant to be a white person? Ho…

Hot Dog #18- WE'RE BACK !!! After a littler of a summer break Matt & Zach return with the 2014 monster movie "Animal".This film had us asking such questions as, why will the gay guy not die? Is this movie really a character drama? When is Vin Deasel going to make the next "Riddick" movie? Why on earth is this movie less than 90 minutes? How quickly…

Hot Dog #17- This week we watched the 2013 Schwarzenegger/Stallone Epic "Escape Plan".This film had us asking such questions as, why was 50 cent even in this movie? Why not kill all these prisoners instead of having them on a boat? Did Stallone even want to be here? We is Arnold talking his native language so disturbing? And other questions! Join u…

Hot Dog #16- This week we watched the 2014 Found Footage Horror Film V/H/S Viral", direct by 5 hacks. This film had us asking such questions as, was the goal to have no transitions? Do the people in the satanic version of the world have to feed their monster penises? Did "Nacho" have a bigger image for where this needed to go? Where did that skateb…

Hot Dog #15- This week Matt and I watched the 2014 remake "Robocop: The Robotic Police Officer" directed by José Padilha (whoever that is)This movie hate us asking such questions as, what is really the difference between Gary Coleman and Gary Oldman? Why cast Samual L Jackson if you wont let him truley say "Mother F**ker"? Did they really think loa…

Hot Dog #14- This week we clebrate matts belated birthday with the 1995 Film "Congo". Let me tell you, for a movie about killer gorillas, the one thing thats missing is killer gorillas. This film has us asking such questions as, was Ernie Hudson told this was a parody movie filmed in the style of 1940's old hollywood? Is Bruce Cambell the best acto…

Hot Dog #13- We're BACK!! After nearly two months of technical difficulties we are back. This Week we watch the modern classic, 2012's "I Frankenstein. This film had us asking such questions as, why is it gargoyles instead of angels? Why does everyone we know who Frankenstein is? Why do two scientists trying to reanimate corpses have no knowledge a…

Hot Dog #12- This Week, to celebrate the birth of ME (Zach), Matt and I watched the Korean hit film “The Last GodFather". This film had us asking such questions as, why did the movie happen? Is this movie a parody, or just the worst thing to happen to Korea since the Korean war? Does North Korea play this on a loop in their concentration camps to t…

Hot Dog #11- This Week, to celebrate the birth of Santa, Matt and I watched the Christmas classic "Power Rangers Samurai Christmas Spectacular". And yes, we are aware that this is not a movie but an episode of a TV show. Shut-up, we don't care. This film had us asking such questions as, we do the power ranger, who are at least 18, believe in Santa …

Hot Dog# 10- This Week Matt and I watched the 2014 Film "Rage." This Film had us asking such questions as, just home much money does Nicholas cage owe the IRS? Why does he associate himself with a man who sells crystal meth to kids? Why is murtaugh still a cop, if he was too old for this shit 27 years ago? And other questions! Join us for this Hot …

Hot Dog #9- This Week Matt and I watched the 2012 Film "Lockout." This film had us asking such questions as, how much can a movie steal the plot of escape from New york without being sold? what is the point of the international space station if we have space jail? Why is there a space police department? Does Guy Pearce's character have mental handi…

Hot Dog #8- This Week for our send week of Spook-tober, we watch the scary(ish) 2012 Film "The Colony." This film had us asking such questions as, is this movie just a way to steal money from the Canadian government? In the future where there is a global encompassing ice age, why is no one cold? Is gasoline not an issue, because there are certainly…

Hot Dog #7- This week is our first Spook-tober episode. As it seems is the standard we have a Halloween themed month. However, unlike other podcast, instead of watching a horror film, we accidentally watched a BOO-ring film. We watched "Branded" from 2012. This Russian/American/Soviet (?) film had us asking such questions as, do the writers know ho…