Best Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold Sports Takes Podcasts (2024)

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Texans Twilight Zone With Jacob Payne 12:01

3y ago12:01

12:01

Texans Twilight Zone w/ guest Paul Gallant - NOV 2021By Lil Jakespeare

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Pod Envy with Jacob Payne Episode 01: Colum Tyrrell 11:47

3+ y ago11:47

11:47

Comedian Colum Tyrrell of the Wizard of Pod explains why podcasting hasn't only sustained his stand-up career during a pandemic; it's made it possible for him to replace it. The pilot episodeBy Lil Jakespeare

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The Freud Boys Episode #001: The Pilot 1:04:47

3+ y ago1:04:47

1:04:47

If you want real, reliable advice, don't d*ck around by deciding you don't want your personal information exploited for entertainment purposes. You don't deserve our help and we hope you contract a curable form of cancer.By Lil Jakespeare

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Rockets FanGirl Interview sample 3:49

4+ y ago3:49

3:49

By Lil Jakespeare

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Over The Night with Matt Harab Promo: An Apology to Brian Windhorst 1:00

4+ y ago1:00

1:00

By Lil Jakespeare

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Over The Night with Matt Harab Sbarro Promo 1:00

4+ y ago1:00

1:00

By Lil Jakespeare

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10.24.2018 If You Ain't First Your Last 1:10:00

5+ y ago1:10:00

1:10:00

10.24.2018 If You Ain't First Your Last by Lil JakespeareBy Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 34 - Astros Eliminated 1:12:14

5+ y ago1:12:14

1:12:14

04:09 - Astros Eliminated14:39 - Fan Interference15:49 - AJ Hinch Outmanaged21:15 - Barrel Fire Shot Take (Raiders Fire Sale, Rockets Won't Win 50, Deshaun Watson Will Suffer Season Ending Injury in Jacksonville)38:00 - Texans/Jags Preview52:45 - Does Jesus Have Interns?55:30 - More Upsetting (Threatening Fans Who Interfere or Telling Kids to Shut …

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10.10.2018 IF YA AINT FIRST YOUR LAST 1:02:09

5+ y ago1:02:09

1:02:09

10.10.2018 IF YA AINT FIRST YOUR LAST by Lil JakespeareBy Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 33: "Make A Wish" Gives You the Chance to Coach Both Texans & Colts 26:26

5+ y ago26:26

26:26

Our thoughts on the Texans first win of 2018. Did the Texans win or did the Colts lose? Coaching both the Texans and Colts in the same game is the Make A Wish Jackpot.By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 33: "Kavanaughed" 4:38

5+ y ago4:38

4:38

This is a special track because it is something I otherwise would have edited out of the episode. Celebrity look-alikes for Juggalo Trey. "Kavanaughed" is now a verb. We also make fun of Trey's mom.By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 32 - Who Would You Rather Have for 4 More Years: Trump or O'Brien? 1:05:22

5+ y ago1:05:22

1:05:22

This week, we ask a simple question: Would you rather have Bill O'Brien or Donald Trump for the next four years? Keke Coutee is a bust. Would you sacrifice Deshaun Watson's second ACL for another Astros World Series Championship? Soul-sucking breakdown of the Texans Week 3 loss to the Giants.By Lil Jakespeare

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9.19.2018 If Ya Ain't First Your Last 1:33:15

5+ y ago1:33:15

1:33:15

9.19.2018 If Ya Ain't First Your Last by Lil JakespeareBy Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 31: Mahomes vs. Watson 1:30:06

5+ y ago1:30:06

1:30:06

We're back...again. It wouldn't be THTHTCTH unless we beat a dead horse, so we gave our two cents on Nike's deal with Kaepernick. *Featuring shocking, offensive tweets from REAL people* Pat Mahomes is off to an historic start to the season while Deshaun Watson struggles to find his form. We compare the two 2017 1st round QBs.…

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9.6.2018 IF You Ain't First Your Last 1:38:55

5+ y ago1:38:55

1:38:55

9.6.2018 IF You Ain't First Your Last by Lil JakespeareBy Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 30: Hard or Soft? 1:13:22

5+ y ago1:13:22

1:13:22

Our 30th episode! Back after like a two week sabbatical/paid administrative leave...we should be suspended for more than three weeks for this one.We catch you up on what we've been up to, new segment "Hard or Soft" is our version of True or False. We try making you laugh after another hard weekend for our country.…

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8.9.2018 If Ya Ain't First Ya Last 1:29:49

6y ago1:29:49

1:29:49

Note: The Xfinity Series will be racing at Mid-Ohio, not Michigan.By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 29: The State of Houston Sports 1:16:57

6y ago1:16:57

1:16:57

Episode 29: The State of Houston Sports by Lil JakespeareBy Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 28: Urban Meyer and Roberto Osuna 1:05:07

6y ago1:05:07

1:05:07

Domestic violence has become one of the most common themes in sports. Urban Meyer's reported knowledge and whether or not he did enough to address the Zach Smith allegations remain a mystery. But one thing's for sure... Shelley Meyer sure can keep a secret. Despite having a "zero tolerance" policy toward domestic violence, Jeff Luhnow and the Astro…

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7.26.2018 If Ya Ain't first You're Last 54:27

6y ago54:27

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7.26.2018 If Ya Ain't first You're Last by Lil JakespeareBy Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 27: Gurley vs. Bell 1:09:31

6y ago1:09:31

1:09:31

Is Snapchat the best form of business correspondence? Todd Gurley reset the going rate for a franchise running back. Was he more deserving of a deal than Le'Veon Bell? How much of Pittsburgh's refusal to commit stems from Bell's suspension and holdout tendencies? Josh Gordon reportedly absent from Browns training camp to stay in front of his drug a…

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Episode 26: DeRozan Best for Pop. Not for Spurs. 1:08:04

6y ago1:08:04

1:08:04

One of our grossest episodes to date. Worst part about getting your nose bit off your face? Losing "nose goes" for the rest of your life. Kawhi Leonard traded for Demar DeRozan. DeRozan may be best for Pop, but not for the future of the Spurs. Josh Hader tweeted some racist stuff seven years ago. What now?…

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Colostomy Bag-Slap Promo 2:42

6y ago2:42

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Our very first promo! There's nothing hotter than a colostomy bag hot take.By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 25: Shady McCoy Gives "Ground and Pound" New Meaning 1:13:38

6y ago1:13:38

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Shady's pretty shitty, but he's not the first NFL star (allegedly) responsible for a beaten woman. With too many incidents to choose from, we highlight just a few of the NFL's deep roster of abusers.Papa John dropped the n-bomb on a conference call. Have you ever said something indefensibly racist when your intent was the exact opposite?Is Carmelo …

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07/10/2018 If Ya Ain't First Ya Last Episode 5 1:23:31

6y ago1:23:31

1:23:31

07/10/2018 If Ya Ain't First Ya Last Episode 5 by Lil JakespeareBy Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 24: Boogie Cousins Will End The Warriors Dynasty 52:27

6y ago52:27

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We reintroduce ourselves to a non-existent live blogtalkradio audience. Is Nicole Richie dead? If she's not, maybe she should've died so she could be more famous. Boogie meant more to NOLA than LeBron did to Cleveland. We talk through our first ever commercial!By Lil Jakespeare

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6.28.2018 If Ya Ain't First Ya Last episode four 1:02:58

6y ago1:02:58

1:02:58

6.28.2018 If Ya Ain't First Ya Last episode four by Lil JakespeareBy Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 23: The Bodies Issue Hour 2 54:18

6y ago54:18

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Hall of Fame Pitcher and beef manufacturer Nolan Ryan stops by to share his thoughts on the Atlanta Braves experimenting with human meat as part of their ballpark fare. We tear apart the top 10 players in the NFL as voted by the players and share our favorite poop stories in honor of Archie Bradley shitting his pants.…

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Episode 23: The Bodies Issue Hour 1 1:13:01

6y ago1:13:01

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It's Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold: The Bodies Issue. Did that corpse found in the freezer at SunTrust Park make you think of O.J. Simpson? Us too! We sat down with the former Hertz spokesman and DID NOT talk football. Juice's killer hands made us realize just how many unique body parts there were in sports. We decided to pay homage to a few …

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6.21.2018 If Ya' Aint First Ya Last Episode three 1:05:26

6y ago1:05:26

1:05:26

6.21.2018 If Ya' Aint First Ya Last Episode three by Lil JakespeareBy Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 22: Did XXXtentacion Deserve to Die? 1:31:39

6y ago1:31:39

1:31:39

Ed Werder starting the #MeToo movement for old white men. The word “kite” sounds a lot like a racial slur. More upsetting: Kawhi Leonard trying to deport himself from San Antonio or Pop upping his wife’s life insurance policy. A BBQ fork or a wire brush: which would you choose?By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 21: How Long Can We Talk? 2:33:57

6y ago2:33:57

2:33:57

Fuck you. Thanks for listening.By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 20 - Wing-Gate: A Tale of Race Hate & Body Shaming 57:31

6y ago57:31

57:31

More Upsetting: A wing restaurant tweeting the n-word or calling you fat to your face? Having only a handful of your favorite players showing up to the White House or the POTUS uninviting all of them? Dak n' Zeke buying wiener water pistols or the water wieners only being available in caucasian? Would Giants GM Dave Gettleman's parents really ask h…

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Episode 19: Non-Sports Movie w/ Sports Draft 1:06:58

6y ago1:06:58

1:06:58

I'm not sure how to describe what happened today. Why don't you get off your lazy ass and tell us what happened for a change?By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 18: Brockmire Foul Calls 1:14:20

6y ago1:14:20

1:14:20

We discuss the Santa Fe High School shooting. BFST with bagged-wine. We do our best Jim Brockmire impression. More Upsetting: domestic abuse or 9-1-1 Tom Foolery? Watching the Royal Wedding or glossing over slavery? Police brutality or cough syrup abuse?By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 17: Most Disappointing Things About WCF Game One 1:07:51

6y ago1:07:51

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Broadcasting live from the Trojan Mini-Magnum studios in Houston, Texas - THTHTCTH share what they feel were the most disappointing aspects from Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. Barrel Fire Shot Take calls for LeBron to score 100 every night the rest of the way and Mike D'Antoni to regrow his mustache. More Upsetting: Eli Manning escaping j…

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Episode 16: How to get Telemarketers to Hang-up on You! 1:13:34

6y ago1:13:34

1:13:34

We had an interview lined up, but it fell through. So we trolled a telemarketer instead and she hung up on us. What does Utah Jazz head coach Quin Snyder look like? Johnny Manziel supplying the pharmaceutical companies with a comeback SZN. Cancer kid is dying to be around Syracuse football...or is he?…

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Episode 15: How the NFL Got the Draft Wrong 1:10:40

6y ago1:10:40

1:10:40

Barrel Fire Shot Takes tells you how to save money on gas and which of the freshly drafted quarterbacks will have the most success. Is there a bigger douchebag than Josh Rosen? Derrius Guise may be immature, but at least he's not Deuce Staley. More Upsetting: Russell Westbrook fighting Mormons or Mitt Romney's sense of style?…

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Episode 14: NBA Playoffs contd. & NFL Draft Preview. "More Upsetting" Debut. 1:14:04

6y ago1:14:04

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THTHTCTH catches you up on the NBA Playoffs and gives you their predictions for the 2018 NFL Draft. New segment "More Upsetting" makes it's debut.By Lil Jakespeare

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Interview with Rockets Fangirl Aria Rich of FGSN 22:10

6y ago22:10

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Our first ever interview! Rockets Fangirl Aria Rich of FGSN broke down the opening playoff series between the Houston Rockets and the Minnesota Timberwolves.By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 13: NBA Playoffs & Interview with FGSN Rockets Fan Girl Aria Rich 52:03

6y ago52:03

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THTHTCTH went and booked their first guest. And it wasn't that bad! Rockets Fangirl Aria Rich from Fan Girl Sports Network joined the show to talk Houston Rockets and their potential for a big playoff run. Don't worry... we weren't on our best behavior the whole time. Stephen A. Smith, Tony Stewart and the Yodel Kid couldn't escape the heat of the …

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Episode 12: ZDOG Battle Raps, Master's Champ Family Dysfunction and McGregor's Wrestling Promo 1:07:59

6y ago1:07:59

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The boys challenge ZDOG to a freestyle rap battle. Bob McNair's racism is a clever front. Master's Champion Patrick Reed is a little douchebag and Conor McGregor cut a wrestling promo.By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 11: Weird Baseball and the 2018 NCAA MBB Natl. Championship 1:02:36

6y ago1:02:36

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Sister Jean has been covering up a murder for over five decades. Alice Roth was hit by two different line drive foul balls in the same at bat. Donte DiVincenzo feels confident enough to use the n-word and open up about his butthole on social media.By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 10: Now in Studio Quality! Final Four & NFL Elderly Abuse 58:55

6y ago58:55

58:55

THTHTCTH is back and more audible than ever! Could be good or bad news depending on how you feel about us. Enjoy the hot takes live/recorded from Barron Studios in HTX. Only the Final Four remain standing in March Madness and Sister Jean has the full might of God Almighty on the side of Loyola Chicago. Does Ndamukong Suh signing with the Rams make …

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Episode 09: Steve Francis Dramatic Reading & NFL Trade News 1:28:00

6y ago1:28:00

1:28:00

Back to school at good ole Lee College. A dramatic reading of Steve Francis' Players' Tribune Article, race for the one seed in the Western Conference, NFL trades and why Shaq Griffin is a ball hawk.By Lil Jakespeare

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Episode 08: Marcus Peters Traded, NFL Interfering with P.I. and Gun Control 1:14:51

6y ago1:14:51

1:14:51

Barrel Fire Shot Takes proved that Saquon Barkely is the worst RB to come out of the NFL Draft in years, the Astros will not have a winning season, Jameis Winston is set to have a bounce back year and McDonald's Szechuan sauce isn't even better than ketchup. We also devolved into an argumentative political discussion regarding gun control. Seriousl…

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Episode 07: Maverick Misconduct, Kawhi Leonard's Future and Shortening Baseball 1:24:49

6y ago1:24:49

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After embracing another sloppy "Barrel Fire Shot Take", Juggalo Trey and I give our thoughts on the disturbing situation ripping through the Dallas Mavericks organization. We speculate on Kawhi Leonard's future with the Spurs and gauge what effects fewer mound visits will have on baseball. Wash it all down with Trey's NASCAR in 90.…

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Episode 06: Segment Idol, Stereotype Olympics and Gronk-omedy 1:32:59

6+ y ago1:32:59

1:32:59

The NFL offseason is officially here and we're tasked with being somewhat creative. Segment Idol puts on the path to find our soon to be hallmark segments. Our favorite? "Barrel Fire Shot Take". Juggalo Trey tries to prank call Hooters. Stereotype Olympics is the offensive, in-depth olympic analysis you get from three guys who haven't watched a sec…

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Episode 05: Super Bowl LII & NBA Trade Deadline 1:40:30

6+ y ago1:40:30

1:40:30

Juggalo Trey was captured as sex slave. We were forced to do the show without him. Selfish prick. We finally give our thoughts on a thrilling Super Bowl. Malcolm Butler smoked weed with Rick Ross. Josh McDaniels jilted the Colts. LeBron James said "Fuck my fake friends. Where my real friends at?"By Lil Jakespeare

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