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Twostonians 049: Don’t tell yourself it’s only music Theme Song: Outkast – Liberation 00:05 Our most formative musical albums 05:45 (1995) Bone Thugs N’ Harmony – E. 1999 Eternal 19:56 (1998) Outkast – Aquemini 29:20 (1998) Cake – Prolonging the Magic 43:20 (1999) Mos Def – Black on Both Sides 53:10 (2000) Blonde Redhead – Melody of Certain Damaged…
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Twostonians 048 – RUMBLE TIME Theme Song: Run The Jewels – Ju$t 00:30 Terry Crews Update 02:45 SPOILER ALERT: (rent) Money Plane 33:05 Sweet Lou breaks quarantine 37:21 Betting on our NBA finals picks 42:15 How weird is bubble ball gonna be? 51:14 Representative Cortez vs some Yoho 1:00:15 Kanye and talking about mental illness…
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Twostonians 046: 2020 Midseason Review Theme Song: August Burns Red – The Legend of Zelda 01:27 2020 has too many plotlines 15:20 Is this just Game of Thrones? 25:05 Episodes 3-4 reveals the 2020’s big bad 30:30 Ranking 2020’s villains 36:40 Racism is Ganondorf 39:25 Racists’ last stand? 44:30 Is Gen Z is the protagonist? 53:00 The Midseason Finale…
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Twostonians 045 – A Civil Rights Reboot Theme Song: Coal Chamber – Sway 00:01 Joe vs. Health Care 01:45 Cops are so bad at their jobs 03:30 The Sixties are BACK 12:30 #DefundthePolice 17:30 #Disband the Police 19:30 Dismantle Capitalism 23:30 News media moving on already 26:20 Fuck Drew Brees? (Yes) 30:55 Say their names 35:20 Supporting & sustaini…
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TwoStonians 044: The NBA’s sweet 16 Theme Song: Hidden Citizens ft. Vo Williams – Rise or Fall 00:01 Please donate to protestor bail funds 03:30 NBA return scenarios and season integrity 14:30 Reseeded 1-16 bracket 15:00 Mavs vs Clips 17:00 Celtics vs. 76ers 23:30 Heat vs. Thunder 25:00 Bucks vs. Magic 26:25 Skinny Harden 30:15 How good are the Nug…
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Twostonians 043: James Marsden, Civil Rights Icon Theme Song: Five Iron Frenzy – Oh, Canada 00:05 CALL IT A COMBACK 01:40 Going back to work fears 22:30 Move to Canada? 25:00 #worststatepowerrankings covid edition 27:45 Georgia 32:00 New York 34:00 Florida 36:20 President Pelosi? 45:55 Americans are suckers 55:10 Obligatory Massachusetts Shade 1:02…
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TwoStonians 042: Double Clutch City Theme Song: Kathy Mattea – Walking Away a Winner 00:01 Mental Health Check-in 06:25 RUDY T. IS A HALL OF FAMER!! 14:00 Remembering Clutch City 21:56 Has there been another Hakeem? 25:43 Did Barkley play in the wrong era? 29:33 The Rockets would’ve beaten MJ 31:35 Growing up as Rockets Fans 36:27 Remembering our f…
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TwoStonians 041: Pandemic at the Disco Theme Song: System of a Down – Toxicity 01:11 Corona Challenges 08:30 When did you realize this shit was real? 15:04 Feeling optimistic? 20:10 Patient 31 23:10 So what are the rules now? 34:10 Pandemic on Netflix vs. Anti-Vaxxers 40:25 Evolution is diabolical 47:00 IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU 51:35 Nobody really liked …
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Theme Song: Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power 01:40 Butthole Update 02:30 Sky Mud 04:25 Always Sunny Season 14 Review (SPOILERS) 06:45 Do people still go to the movies? 09:35 lol Gen Z is FUCKED 12:45 Dee is the season 14 MVP! 13:50 South Park or Always Sunny? 20:45 Joe stans Dennis 23:30 The end of Always Sunny? 28:15 The Mount Rushmore of TV Comed…
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Twostonians 036 – Buttrot & Scorsese Theme Song: Danny Schmidt – This Too Shall Pass 01:25 BODIES. ARE. GROSS. 13:30 Early NBA Reactions 34:00 Kaepernick coming back?! 36:30 Do we need to reassess Jay Z? 41:30 Reacting to Louis CK’s return 46:00 Reflecting on toxic masculinity 53:30 Jorge vs. Martin Scorsese 1:12:35 Videogames vs. Cinema…
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Twostonians 035: Hoops Hot Takes, 2019 Edition Theme Song: Megan Thee Stallion – Dance 00:01 NBA Season Hot takes and Bad Bets 03:38 That Clips D 08:00 Western Seeds, 8 thru 1 08:57 The Mavericks??! 11:05 Jorge’s history of Blazer hatin’ 14:35 A tale of Two Cities: NOLA & LA 19:30 Is AD a fraud? 23:20 Roy distrusts UTAH 26:00 UNCLE MIKE! 28:50 Who’…
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Twostonians 034 – Comedy #YangGang Theme Song: George Carlin!! 00:00 The GOAT speaks 01:15 Joe’s back from his road trip! 09:26 Check out Meowwolf if you are in Santa Fe! 15:00 Shane Gillis 18:34 Sidebar: SNL good again? 19:46 Slurs are just fart jokes 21:50 Sidebar: Does Bill Burr even tell jokes? 23:00 Is it money, age, or race, that’s getting th…
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TwoStonians 23: We walked so you can fly… Theme Song: Chino Alfonso – Give it to You (cover) 00:15 We probably should’ve prepared 02:10 Nicolas Cage walked… 04:30 Who are the top 5 “will be in any movie” all-stars? 07:00 Band Nostalgia Tours 11:30 Did Pink Floyd walk so Radiohead could fly? 18:15 Joe’s Hospital Story 21:37 Fuck paying hospital bill…
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Twostonians 032 Theme Song – Coal Chamber: Loco Music Recommendation – Brockhampton: Boy Bye 00:05 Conspiracy theories? 00:55 Jorge misunderstood the assignment, so this episode is muy random 01:30 What do conspiracists drink? 06:20 Conspiracy #1: Flat Moon Theory 13:00 Road Trips: GOAT Drives 15:55 The Blue Ridge Mountains & Big Sur 21:40 Conspira…
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Twostonians 031 – Mix Tape Vol. I 00:00 Mix tape grab bag! 00:15 Happy 20th Built to Spill and Explosions in the Sky! 00:00 5 Music Categories – 10 songs 04:30 Cat 1 – Recent discoveries 04:45 Bad Bunny, "Ni Bien, Ni Mal" (Jorge) 08:05 Sales, “Renee” (Joe) 13:25 Cat 2 – Songs ppl would be surprised you like 14:00 Panic at the Disco!, “High Hopes” (…
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Twostonians Episode 030: A.D.I.D.A.S. Theme Song: Killer Mike – Adidas 01:05 Nike cancels colonial sneakers 08:00 Woke off – Disney vs. Nike 11:20 Wypipo as greedy older siblings 14:50 The Blue Bell “controversy” 18:20 GOAT Americans 18:30 Ida B. Wells 21:05 Harriet Tubman, American Badass 27:26 Frederick Douglass 30:00 William Lloyd Garrison 32:11…
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Theme Song: Astronautilus – The River, The Woods 01:00 Post-Houston Depression 02:00 Calling the cops on White Folk 05:00 lol @ “Straight Pride” 07:55 Shouts to LGBQTIA+ Pride 09:45 Racists ruined White Pride 12:35 Can Joe Biden please go away? 18:00 John Lewis is a good friend 22:38 Corey Booker at the cookout 26:25 LGBQT Reparations? 31:30 Warmin…
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Twostonians 028: All Shows Must Die Theme Song: Dragonforce – Through the Fire and the Flames 02:00 Legal Weed will save the world! 10:00 Is the NBA too black to legalize weed? 16:45 The Playoffs w/o LeBron is WEIRD. 21:00 Game of Thrones could’ve nailed the ending. 29:00 So, turns out the Night King is a punk. 33:05 Jorge called the ending (sorta)…
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Theme Song: Muddy Waters – Louisiana Blues 01:00 Maria finally visits Htown! 14:15 Sugarland mass gravesite 16:07 Convict Labor & Mass incarceration 21:55 Sugarland trying to forget the 95 bodies 26:45 Reggie Moore: HERO 33:14 Civil Rights Tourism? That’s a thing? 40:30 Profiting off racism 43:20 White exceptionalism is not for sale! 46:50 Louisian…
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Episode 026 Theme Song: Lil John – Snap Yo’ Fingers 00: Brooke joins the pod! 02:30 Endgame Reviews [FULL SPOILERS] 05:15 At what point did you tear up? 09:00 Joe wanted to hate it 10:27 Learning from RotK’s mistakes 13:45 The big deaths 17:00 That Wanda beatdown tho 20:20 PLEASE HAMMER DON’T HURT ‘EM 29:00 Give us Mr. Fixit! 33:00 ASSEMBLE! 36:50 …
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Theme Song: Rilo Kiley – Science vs. Romance 00:01 Shouts to Joe’s momma 01:15 Karolina & Bill are back! 01:30 Science Fiction with Scientists 03:15 Annihilation (2018) “synopsis” 11:09 Cancer as… analogy? Metaphor? 14:36 Karolina has actually read the books 18:55 Humanity as a cancer? 20:22 Annihilation is visually stunning 23:00 Remixing our own …
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Theme Song: Nipsey Hussle - Grinding all my Life (RIP) 01:15 Jorge takes the Nets in 4 06:00 Roy picks San Antonio 08:51 GSW v LAC should be a fun sweep 10:30 Betting on Pat Bev’s first tech 13:47 Joe picks the Pacers 22:50 Can anyone beat the Bucks? 30:47 Failblazers got a chance? 34:45 OKC or Denver in the WCF? 41:00 Rox Talk 43:30 Rox better no …
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TwoStonians Episode 23 Episode Theme Song: ABBA – Money, Money, Money 01:50 The Mueller Report drops 05:00 Trump is Krusty the Clown 06:30 Mueller’s not walking through that door 11:50 Rating the 2020 DNC candidates 13:40 John Delaney 15:10 Andrew Yang and a living wage 17:55 Julián Castro (aka liberal Marco Rubio?) 22:47 Kamala Harris 28:28 Cory B…
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Twostonians Episode 022 Episode 022: Mar-vell-ous Theme Song: Sonic Youth – Kool Thing 00:01 Jorge’s back from San Antonio 01:10 Fuck Delta Airlines 02:10 Joe didn’t love Captain Marvel 03:35 We need to talk about the MCU as a TV show 05:55 Did it come out too late? 07:15 SPOILER ALERT FOR REST OF THE EPISODE 09:35 The Skrull Twist 14:00 Brie Larso…
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Twostonians Episode 21: Trailer Park Theme Song: My Chemical Romance – This is How I Disappear 00:01 Joseph’s back from LA 01:37 Catching up on Rockets 06:24 Was EG sweatin’ getting traded? 10:50 The Rockets don’t fear GSW 17:59 1 st round matchups 21:35 Count the Dings Live 22:50 Using my wife as Wos bait 24:00 Dave DuFour workin’ the room, Jade s…
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Twostonians 020 Episode 20: 2Kingz Theme Song: Tenacious D – City Hall 00:01 Where’s KD going? 03:16 AOC is now the face of minority politics 08:00 If AOC is a Herald, we’re in good shape 10:45 Is Candace Owens running game? 15:16 The Only good thing about Trump 17:58 Whack History Month 18:52 BOMM pod says blackface okay for jokes 25:00 Joe went t…
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Twostonians Episode 019 Episode 19: WEEKLY RANT II Theme Song: Duckwrth – Start a Riot 00:01 MASSACHUSETTS NEIGHBORS 06:00 THIS GILLETTE AD 08:27 FUCK YO COMPLIMENTS 15:55 AEROMEXICO AIN’T FOOLIN’ ME 20:45 #SurvivingRKelly 29:38 #MuteRKelly 34:15 FUCK DISNEY 35:35 SPIDERVERSE THE GOAT?? 41:00 MCU Spidey is what rich people think poor is 42:45 NEVER…
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Episode 018: The Boys are Back in Town Theme Song: Miami Sound Machine – Bad Boy 01:15 Live from H-town! 01:50 Jake’s back 03:20 Mexican by Proximity 05:25 Heights Gentrification 08:40 Houston Beer 13:55 Bad Boys 3 16:15 2018 in Review 17:00 #MeToo Chefs 21:20 New Year’s Resolutions 26:35 Veganism: Chicken or the Egg 36:10 Fuck not cursing 39:40 Do…
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Episode 017: 3rd time’s the harmTheme song: Bring da Ruckus – Wu Tang Clan01:00 Technical difficulties01:47 Bitchin’ bout work04:10 Avengers trailer!09:30 Joe’s getting that bag13:35 Let’s NOT talk Rockets15:30 GOAT draft: NBA21:50 Joe wins22:55 GOAT draft: Movies25:00 NVM back to NBA27:25 Pippen > MJ (and GOAT Hobbit)30:45 Movie Draft Results33:15…
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Episode 016 – Thanksgiving Sucks (?)Theme Song: Nuclear Rabbit – It’s My Birthday00:01 Almost Birthday!00:50 Quick Takes01:18 See ya in Hell, Bob McNair03:07 Rest in Great Power, Stan Lee03:46 Is Spidey the Superhero GOAT?05:26 Shouts to The Fantastic Four09:30 Is Thanksgiving the most BS holiday?11:57 Sick of Christmas yet?13:30 The other B.S. Hol…
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Episode 015: All Dogs Go to HeavenTheme Song: Faith No More – Be Aggressive01:25 Midterm Reactions08:15 How will the Dems fuck up 2020?12:12 The Latinx vote17:46 Watch Hasan Minaj!18:50 Louis CK23:45 Is there a path back? Probably not.30:00 Weird fetish tho.32:42 When will #MeToo affect sports?39:40 Rest in Peace, Clyde41:40 Dog culture46:10 The ba…
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Episode 014 – Call it a comebackTheme Song: Hamilton – What’d I Miss?01:15 Quick Takes - shit we missed01:30 Kavanagh’s coke rage03:15 Beto vs. Cruz08:34 At least we aren’t related to Ted Cruz12:09 Shouts to the Chronicle’s sentencing expose13:53 Houston’s surrounded by a red sea17:43 What’s wrong with the Rockets?26:30 Exciting teams? (Nuggets, Ra…
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Episode 013: A Series of TubesTheme Song: 8 Bit Universe – Gangnam Style01:00 How has YouTube changed?05:30 Lindsey Ellis “Manufacturing Authenticity”10:08 Is there still room for outsider art on YouTube?14:13 Jorge makes Joe proud15:15 Best Video Essays18:48 Nerdy black comedy22:00 YouTube GOATS32:02 Was Blockbuster good for us?37:47 Twostonians r…
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Twostonians – Episode 012: Rock the DragonTheme Song: Cake – Satan is my Motor00:00 Half of the best thing to ever happen.01:15 Dragonball Z Abridged is BACK.02:51 The one year wait for DBZA: Episode 60 (part one) WAS SO WORTH IT.04:29 So. Much. Talking. Shit.07:20 These jokes out here DOING WORK.09:18 Goku is Fry with superpowers.10:20 Where does …
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TwoStonians – Episode 011 – The God PodTheme Song – Dropkick Murpys, I’m Shipping Up to Boston00:40 Joseph’s back from vaycay!01:36 Joseph’s racial ambiguity abroad.02:45 Kristina joins us to discuss Catholic scandals.06:40 How do we even talk about this?09:00 “I can’t call myself Catholic anymore.”12:30 Father McCarrick accuses the Pope.14:30 Neve…
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TwoStonians Episode 010 – Science vs. BromanceTheme Song: They Might Be Giants – Science is Real00:00 Mic Check01:00 Let’s Science with Karolina and Bill!01:45 Herp League’s #MeToo Controversy06:29 Bringing back socks and sandals07:29 Karolina speaks on behalf of all women12:32 No wonder women leave STEM fields15:55 Is ageism a factor? (Nah)21:13 T…
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Episode 009: WEEKLY RANTTheme Song: Static X – Get to the Gone00:15 Still can’t see Joseph naked01:15 WEEKLY RANT!02:05 Fuck Moving (& mosquitos)05:42 Fuck the NCAA10:18 Fuck the NFL11:29 Fuck Dallas14:50 Fuck YES Mattress Mack15:50 Fuck you, Beto (Abolish ICE)16:47 Fuckin’ Heights17:52 Fuck me, the first one’s free?21:57 Fuckin’ Tito’s Vodka needs…
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Episode 008: Getting Sane in the MembraneTheme Song: Aesop Rock – Shrunk01:25 Quick Takes - Puppet Trump02:22 Stupider like a Fox (News)03:40 How did we forget about Reagan last week?04:30 Let’s discuss Mental Health07:53 “Boys don’t cry” culture12:42 Sadness vs. Anxiety16:00 Therapy18:15 Why Jorge is deeply skeptical of therapy24:00 Interrogating …
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Episode 007: Worst President Power RankingsTheme Song: Mindless Self Indulgence – Harry Truman00:15 Hereditary02:17 Topics (Family Separations, Worst Presidents, New National Anthem)02:45 #KeepFamiliesTogether04:52 “This is America. We’ve always done this.”07:13 Democrats don’t get to skate on this10:51 Fuck civility11:21: How to help16:09 Worst Pr…
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Theme Song – Explosions in the Sky “A Song for Our Fathers”00:01 Quick Takes, GOAT Trophy Draft, Father’s Day00:10 “Hell is full of Dads”02:03 Introducing our guest moderator02:22 Jorge’s Home and ready for Quick Takes02:56 Where LeBron’s going?03:38 World Ocean’s Day06:30 What do you do to reduce your waste?07:55 What do you need to do better?11:1…
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Episode 005: Yum Yum Gimme SomeTheme Song: Ratatat – Three Kings Remix00:47 Introducing Jacob, our guest moderator01:33 Quick Takes (Rockets, Roseanne)01:45 Rest in Power 2018 Rockets04:45 The Refs08:10 Six Degrees from Gerald Green09:10 Roseanne11:20 Fire Bill Mahr?12:15 Let’s talk food!13:15 Tex-Mex Gentrification17:25 New England’s not into seas…
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Episode 004: Baby LegsTheme Song: Blind Guardian – This Will Never End00:30 Topics for this week (Deadpool 2, Wild Wild Country, Santa Fe School Shooting)00:45 Quick Takes (HBD Malcolm X, Rockets, The Office)01:45 Jorge is calling it – Rockets in 605:30 Jorge watches The Office for the first time (sorta)08:47 Is Jim the villain of The Office?10:00 …
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Episode 003: The Incel GamesThis week’s theme song: TV on the Radio – Wolf Like Me00:58 This week’s topics (Incels, Has Beens, Michelle Wolf, Cobra Kai, Infinity War)01:25 Michelle Wolf, Emerging GOAT06:15 Remember when Conservatives used to be able to take a joke? Joe doesn’t.10:22 Bush Nostalgia Tour10:57 July 4 th preview11:27 Incels17:25 Is Ell…
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Episode 002: Joe’s Hand in MineThis week’s theme song: Built to Spill – Kicked it in the Sun\00:32 Joseph checks his email00:49 This week’s topics01:37 What songs give you goosebumps?02:45 The most important music in Jorge’s life (aka Canon in D can suck it)08:11 Joseph loves Built to Spill (and live shows)09:40 Favorite songs to hear live? (#NameO…
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Episode 001: Worst State Power RankingsTheme song: Kendrick Lamar and Travis Scott, “Big Shots”--00:37 This week’s topics.01:30 Worst State Power Rankings02:25 Florida (obviously)06:45 Maine (?!)08:08 Arizona (better to be dead in California)13:21 Oklahoma (via West Virginia)19:38 Mississippi (legacy spot)22:10: Intriguing NBA teams22:33 Toronto Ra…
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