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Two For None

Ginger Snap Productions

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Two for None is a comedy cricket podcast featuring two great mates who are terrible cricketers but what they lack in skill they make up for in banter, research and a tragic love of the game! Featuring correspondents from all over the globe!
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Spinks and the Eucalyptus Yorker didn't know what to do with all of their free time after the first Test against the West Indies finished two-and-a-half days early. So they get a bit ranty, get a bit silly, and expect much the same for the upcoming day-night test at the Gabba. Featuring Pat Cullen. All clips and music used in conjunction with our A…
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Spinks and the Eucalyptus Yorker are back to waddle their way through Australias 3-0 whitewash of the Test series against Pakistan, have a wee look at the series against the West Indies which starts today, and spend probably too much time ranting and raving on behalf of Cameron Bancroft and Matt Renshaw. All clips and music used in conjunction with…
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Two For None hits a century! Spinks and Crump-It gather in the new year for this special episode to run you through the Australian womens tour of India, disect the Australian mens victory in the boxing day test against Pakistan, and a few of our correspondents take a little look back at their time as part of the Two For None family over the past 6 …
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Spinks and Crumpet are back to chat about the day 4 demolition of Pakistan at Optus Stadium in Perth, a quick hello said by the man upstairs Patrick Cullen, a small look towards what will inevitably the same result at the MCG from boxing day, and a preview of the Australian Womens cricket team's series against India which kicks off at Wankhede Stad…
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The Two For None drinks runners, Alexander Spinks and Oliver Crump, have been thrown in to open the batting as our Numbers 1 and 2, Pat and Barto, have had to leave the team for the summer on compassionate grounds so they can get marries and have children. Together? Not to Spinks' knowledge, but they would be a great pairing. Featuring Adam Hassan …
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Somehow, someway the Aussies have won the ODI World Cup for a record sixth time! The bin lid comes through, the Aussies nail the conditions read and Cummins raises the cup! Also, a series wrap from Chris Goodrick and TK Hawkey heads out to sea. Featured clips and music this episode included We Are the Champions by Queen UMI 1977 Gala Performance La…
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Hooo boy somehow someway the Aussies have made it into the final, the Kiwis fall agonisingly short, India gets ready for their inevitable corination and is that an airway obstruction we can hear from the southern tip of Africa? Pat and Chris return to the host's chair as Jai Singh, Chris Goodrick, Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan and a mystery guest all re…
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Spinks and Joe take the reigns as Pat heads to the small island nation of New Zealand for a gig. The world, nay the universe is overcome with Maxwell-Feaver, India continue their inevitable rise to the top, South Africa force Pat into a pie eating marathon and who cares about England anyway? With Chris Goodrick, Adam Hassan, Jai Singh and Patrick C…
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A massive week in the ODI world cup, the Aussies beat the Kiwis, India just destroy everything in their path, the Saffas are on the rise and Pakistan are all but out of the running. A huge episode, including a brand new (terrible) segment from Chris that is sure to have fans clamouring for more. Feating Tom K Hawkey, Adam Hassan, Alex Spinks, Chris…
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What a wild week of games in the 2023 ODI World Cup! There's results and and crazy stuff happening everywhere! England are crashing, South Africa are on the rise, Pakistan are teetering and India plow on but arguably most importantly - are the bloody Aussies in with a shot here!? Featuring Tom K Hawkey, Adam Hassan, Jai Singh, Chris Goodrick and Al…
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Hands down one of our funniest episodes of TFN to date. Pat and Chris break down all the action from week two of the ODI World Cup 2023. Correspondents this ep are Tom K Hawkey, Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan, Jai Singh, Chris Goodrick and in a guest appearance live from Marrickville golf club, Michael Wood! Clips and music this episode came from the BBC…
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The ODI World Cup is off to a flyer! Except if you're an Aussie fan. India crush their opponents, a huge win to South Africa, an inconsistent start from England and Pakistan push on! Adam Hassan, Tom K Hawkey, Chris Goodrick and Jai Singh all give their thoughts on the first week. Chris and Pat lament a poor start for the Aussies. It's all happenin…
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Chris Barty is back in the co-host chair to preview the 2023 ODI World Cup in India! Featuring previews for Pakistan, England, South Africa and Australia from Adam Hassan, TK Hawkey, Chris Goodrick and Alex Spinks. The episode was produced by Patrick Cullen at Ginger Snap Productions and edited by Mike Wilcox at Midnight Creative. Featured clips an…
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England win at the Oval in the 5th test to tie series at 2-2. A fair result but disappointing for an Aussie side that couldn't quite get us across the line. Pat and Spinks wrap the series with help from the one and only TK Hawkey. Pat has a complex theme about divine intervention that explains it all. All clips and music used in conjunction with ou…
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Australia retains the Ashes in the UK in the face of getting BazBalled so hard their teeth nearly fell out. An incredible Crawley innings left the tourists praying for rain and their prayers were answered! Where does this leave us now? Spinks, Pat and TK Hawkey are on deck to find out! All music used in conjunction with APRA/AMCOS online mini licen…
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A late episode here folks my apologies! Spinks and Pat disect the loss at Headingly and preview the next test at Old Trafford. TK Hawkey checks in with some selection thoughts and Bunny reviews and the Womens Ashes is poised on an absolute knife edge!! All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence contact apra.com.au f…
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Australia nab a famous victory at Lords, marred by a series of high profile controversies. Meanwhile the Southern Stars keep kicking butt, playing an incredible test in the Womens Ashes. Is Ben Stokes superhuman? Was that stumping within the spirit of the game? What the hell happens now? Tune in and find out! All clips and music used in conjunction…
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Wa wa wee waa what a game! Australia come from behind to secure a legendary test victory off the back of WTC success! Its all happening! BazBall, King Usman, The Goat! Spinks and Paddy are on deck to disect it all along with our resident proud Brit T.K. Hawkey. Strap in folks, its going to be one hell of a series!…
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Its a real case of be careful what you wish for, with Jai and Pat receiving their wish of a 5 day test that petered out to a draw, punctuated by moments of individual brilliance. Although it does mean both teams secure their place in the Test Championship final! Check us out at www.gingersnapsydney.com All clips and music used in conjunction with A…
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Australia smash their way to victory in Indore by 9 wickets in 3 days! How did this happen? Why? From the depths of defeat into the heights of victory in 10 days!? What is happening here! Pat and Jai are on hand to figure it out. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence see apra.com.au for details. Check us out at…
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Chris Barty is now a dad! So Alex Spinks steps into the host chair with Pat. TK Hawkey chimes in with a bulletin from a Brit and Pat and Spinks come up with their all time Dad attributes XI for Barto. Music The Kooks, Bad Taste in my mouth, Unshelved Records 2008. All music and clips used in conjunction with our APRA/AMCOS online mini licence see a…
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Did Pat forget to upload this episode because he was in Margaret River, off the grid and up to his eyeballs in cabernet? Yes indeed. Is it still a cracking episode? You tell us! Were talking runouts, wild catches, SA V Aus and the decline of test cricket. Music is Help by the Beatles EMI 1966. All music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mi…
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Pat and Chris launch an enquiry into the greenest Gabba wicket in decades, TK Hawkey sings Bazballs praises, Adam Hassan bemoans Pakistan injuries and Barto presents the Philosophers XI. Get around it! Clips and music in this episode was Somethin' Stupid (Frank and Nancy Sinatra 1967 reprise records and the kareoke version of jingle bells by sing k…
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A collossal two weeks in cricket. Pakistan and England fight out a crazy test series, records tumble in the Aus v WI series and Indian cricket reaches a turning point. Featuring Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan, Tom Hawkey and Jai Singh. Clips and music in this episode was Run by OneRepublic 2021 interscope and Vogue - Madonna 1980 Warner borthers and the …
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Two For None is back for 22/23 and we have upped our game! New segments, all your favourite correspondents and even a new editor! Pat and Chris are back to talk T20 World Cup, ODIs v England, the rise of T10 cricket and the importance of the Prime Minister's 11 as well as the Prime Ministers' 11. Stay tuned for that! All clips and music used in con…
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Pat and Chris are joined by Heidi all the way from the UK to wrap up a memorable 21/22 cricket summer. Adam Hassan leaves a series wrapping tape full of optimism for Pakistan cricket. Clips in this episode were 8 Bit dubstep by Ross Bugden check out his youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/RossBugden/videos and Tripple Ms coverage of the 21…
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Pat and Chris wrap up the Australia v Pakistan test series win with help from Alex Spinks. Heidi Cheadle drops by with an update on the Womens ODI WC and Adam Hassan debuts a new segment - Tales from Tour! Clips in this episode were This is how we do it by Montell Jordan 1994 Def Jam Records , I wanna know what love is by Foreigner Atlantic records…
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A truly amazing game in Karachi ends in a draw that had all results on the table! Adam Hassan is delighted and Alex Spinks bemoans the follow on. Clips in this episode Ross Bugden-Evening / June, find him on youtube and In the End by Linkin Park off Hybrid Theory 2001 Warner Brothers, All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online m…
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Its a bumper episode for Two for None for our last episode of the Aussie summer. Heidi, Pat, Chris, Tom Hawkey and Alex Spinks give in-depth analysis on the Womens Ashes Series, Jai and Chris Goodrick wrap the SA v IND series in South Africa and Pat and Chris disect the JL dismissal. Its a massive episode of TFN! Credits: History Repeating by Prope…
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England get comprehensively rolled in Hobart to lose the Ashes 4-0. Tom Hawkey laments, Spinks climbs on that high horse, Heidi gets excited for the Women's series starting Thursday and Pat picks up the mic for a musical series wrap. We are the champions is Queen 1977 off news of the world, Hamilton by Lin Manuel Miranda Atlantic Music 2015, Easy b…
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Pat and Chris marvel at an incredible drawn test match at the SCG with the help of correspondents Tom Hawkey and Alex Spinks. Chris Goodrick and Jai Singh drop by to chat through a phenomenally tight India v South Africa series and the team previews the final Ashes Test in Hobart. We are the champions is Queen 1977 off news of the world, Why does i…
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England get utterly destroyed at the MCG by a rampant Australia to lose the Ashes 3-0 with two tests to play thanks to Scott Bowland's 6-7! Featuring a jubilant Alex Spinks and a despondent Tom Hawkey. West Indies Correspondent wanted! Shoot us an email at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com. Things Can Only get better by D.Ream Things Can Only Get Better l…
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England get smashed at Adelaide as Australia go up 2-0 in the 2021/22 Ashes series. Heidi Cheadle drops by for some Womens Cricket updates, Tom Hawkey gives a UK perspective and Alex Spinks cracks into the Aussie men's brilliant performance. website: www.gingersnapsydney.com email gingersnapsydney@gmail.com…
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The Aussies kick off the Ashes with an absolute thumping of the Poms in Brisbane. It's not all roses though, injuries ripple through the Aussie camp while fear resounds an England side with some similarities to previous white washes! Pat and Chris dissect it all with Tom K Hawkey and Alex Spinks for guests!…
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Pat and Chris reunite behind the microphone to examine the T20 World Cup with the help of correspondents Adam Hassan, Michael Wood, Tom Hawkey, Chris Goodrick and Alex Spinks. Adam brings a powerful examination of the racism engulfing English cricket and Pat and Chris attempt to unpack the Tim Paine text scandal. A huge episode and return to form f…
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Okay I know I said we would be on hiatus. But I couldnt let the Australia v India series go without checking in with our Indian cricket correspondent Jai Singh. Pat and Jai sum up the incredible series that finished with India beating the Aussies at the Gabba! email: gingersnapsydney@gmail.com facebook: www.facebook.com/twofornone web: www.gingersn…
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After the most tumultuous year in memory Two for None is going to take a break for the cricketing summer. To see us off into the sunset, Jai Singh, Tom Hawkey, Michael Wood, Chris Goodrick and Adam Hassan are all on hand to give us an update on their cricketing and personal worlds. Get around it! Check out the Iso-Cast here: https://isocast.libsyn.…
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The Aussies roll New Zealand in the fires of Perth! Mat Meers from Splinters: The Bench podcast joins us to talk BBL, Alex Spinks shoots in a tape from Canada and Michael "The Stick" Wood is on hand to analyse the test in Perth! Donate to the RFS! https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/support-your-local-brigade Splinters podcast: https://tunein.com/…
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Pat is solo in the studio to recap the epic victory over Pakistan in the test series with Adam Hassan in the hotseat to give his thoughts. Heidi Cheadle drops in to wrap the WBBL and a test preview from Kiwi coach Gary Stead. Gary Stead interview (Cricket Australia): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOGwBqtEUCg Bushfires Video (Channel 9): https://w…
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Yes folks the aussie cricket team is back with a brand new invention called - Top order batting! Pat and Chris talk WBBL, Adam Hassan drops by for a chat and Alex Spinks lives to win. Music: Paul Stanley - live to win. Licenced by APRA micro broadcaster licence. UMG (on behalf of New Door Records); ASCAP, UMPG Publishing, BMG Rights. Facebook: www.…
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