I just like playing with words.
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Sick and Tired — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #91
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God had no idea humans would eclipse him when they invented improv comedy. 00:00 Intro / Backed Up 02:25 How to Start Your YouTube Channel in 2024 17:01 Doctors 21:56 The Motherland 24:13 Improv is Better than God 27:01 New Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle Specials 35:09 The Future of the Pod 38:12 Tom Segura / Andrew Schulz / Out of Touch Comedian…
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Drake is Mr. Worldwide (ft. Eamonn Timoney) — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #90
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You should have to be married to a man to be a male gynecologist.00:00 Intro / How's My Driving?02:50 Drake is Mr. Worldwide, not Pitbull04:30 Skrewball Rejected Me05:18 Coming in the Air Tonight, Like Steve-O10:39 A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's Kid11:45 All Doctors Are Creepers14:56 Celibate / NoFap17:33 We're Done With OnlyFans, Guys / ASMR21:51 Asian …
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Trauma Tier List — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #89
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Green numbers on a screen give me validation that I didn't get from my father. 00:00 Intro / Fires / Santa Lore 03:19 "The Needy" 05:03 The State of the World / Candles 07:32 YouTube Addiction 07:57 Letterman Jacket 08:59 Bring Back Pen Pals 09:50 Impulsively Hopping on a Train to "Find Yourself" 11:21 24 Year Olds are Still Kids 12:15 What it Mean…
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Drug Test Chicken Little (ft. @DanaCMYK) — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #88
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I've heard of Seinfeld. 0:00:00 Intro / Jobs0:01:13 Circus Cat and Mouse Show0:02:41 Dana's Secret Adventure Time Project0:09:10 Chicken Little was on Steroids0:14:15 How To Boil an Egg?0:17:57 Prince!0:20:33 State Fair / Testing a Roller Coaster0:22:23 Artificial Intelligence AI / Futurists / Skillshare0:24:25 Eyebrows / Thief Barber / Haircuts ar…
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Jack 0ff All Trades — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #87
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I might gouge my eyes out to save my love life.
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Puddle of Cuṃṃ — Brain Dribble #86 (ft. Andy Liriano & Brandon Cintron)
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I made a beat with my prostate and sold it on DatPiff. She f*ckin' hates me! What about fiveskin? 00:00 My Car Has a Gas Leak 04:39 Cosplaying as a Surgeon 08:54 Kit Kat / Snapple 13:24 Serving Sizes / Sports 20:30 McDonald's Grimace Lore 23:06 Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave / Mr. Bean 24:25 Chris Hanson / To Catch a Predator 25:00 Logan Paul vs. Dillon…
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We're back, and the disrespect is at all time highs as Tyler describes how he does not care about world news. You can be killed at any second... so far so good. 00:00 I Don't Care 05:08 What Kind of Motivation? 07:46 Hospital Bombing / Terrorism 17:42 I'm Suing My Throat / My Lungs Stink 23:12 I Should Cook... 25:47 Internships 31:26 Mucus Rain…
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5 Crannies and a Crill — Brain Dribble #84 (ft. Andy Liriano & Brandon Cintron)
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00:00 Intro / What is a Cranny? 02:47 Free Prosthetic Limbs 19:35 What Money is Used For 21:37 Cloning Yourself With Dead Cells
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00:00 Intro / Sharp Callouses 00:57 Why is it Called Thirsty? 11:46 Getting Too Personal 15:40 Recall on Noses 21:01 Social Media 34:26 Bullying is Good
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Tuna Salad Rocks My World — Brain Dribble #82
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00:00 Intro / Getting Called Stupid 05:22 Kanye on Lex Fridman 16:38 Walking with Eyes Closed 18:55 White Culture is Nonexistent 28:58 Choking and Drowning 32:24 The Internet Should Be 21+ 37:59 Life's Goal to Get Cancer
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Jeffrey Dahmer WASN'T REAL! — Brain Dribble #81
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00:00 Intro / Insomnia is Good 04:40 Good at Driving 06:41 I Wish I Was Gay 09:04 Jeffrey Dahmer 24:12 Dust 26:46 Dominos Sh*ts 29:42 The "Ick" 46:33 Embrace The Incel at Heart
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Imbue the Tortilla With Your Thoughts — Brain Dribble #80
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00:00 Intro / Public Toilet Seat 04:57 No Language / Hiring a Hitman 11:18 Psychology / Astrology 22:10 Banned on TikTok LIVE 27:22 Dropping the Soap / Tortillas 35:01 Operation Catch-Up 36:45 Olive Garden First Date 44:34 Bad to the Vein 48:38 YouTube "Documentaries"
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Quick Turnaround Time — Brain Dribble #79
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00:00 Intro / Light Pollution 02:25 Volunteer Firefighters 10:53 "Be Yourself" 14:11 Quick Turnaround Time 16:58 Roman Numeral Tattoos
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Air Pills, For Queefing — Brain Dribble #78
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00:00 Intro / Cat Calling 07:43 Liquor Slogans 11:37 Posthumous Fame 13:47 Lactose Intolerance 19:18 Congratulating an Age 23:40 Waking Up Early 24:49 A Line 25:34 "Hunky Dory" 26:57 What is Barstool? 27:24 "Too Much" 29:17 Want to be WANTED
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Dr. Frankenstein Fell Off — Brain Dribble #77
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00:00 Starbucks Interaction 10:10 Capitalism 12:02 Gnats 17:09 Dairy Queen Blenders Sound Like R2D2 38:11 Crypto is Dead 39:37 There's No Finish Line 43:42 Why Bella Poarch is Famous 48:06 Playing the Lottery is Selfish 50:38 My Superpower 51:40 Eyeball Queef
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We're in the closet this week. Coming out as weird may have been a mistake.
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...as weird. 00:00 Intro / Coming Out 04:16 Mail With Sensitive Information 12:48 Plastic Straws 14:25 U2 Started the #MeToo Movement 18:46 "I Don't Believe in Guns" 23:27 It's the Thought That Counts 29:35 "Break a Leg" 31:04 Commando / The Last Straw 43:21 Projecting and Gaslighting
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This Little Piggy Went to Denny's — Brain Dribble #74
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Sick and tired of these YouTube "special"s talking about covid and cancel culture. 0:00:00 Intro / I'm Dumb 06:59 Steak "Well Done" 12:23 Are we on the same page? 16:40 YouTube Specials
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Tyler talks about guns. Yaaaay! 0:00:00 Intro / My Ass 03:49 Guns 36:25 People are Dating ALL WRONG! 39:56 A Haircut Made Me Question My Sexuality 44:02 I Drink Coffee For Headaches 47:12 Ricky Gervais: SuperNature 54:29 Why You SHOULD Die.
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We need a social agreement to tell people when they smell. 00:00 Intro / Heat 02:48 Overpopulation 07:08 Allergies 09:13 Sweat / Body Odor 14:23 You Can't Google Some Things 18:35 Taking Care of Elders TikTok Account 20:17 White Culture 23:48 Accidentally Talking to Yourself in Public 29:50 My Day Starts When I Wake Up…
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Tyler talks about the new Kendrick Lamar album, Trader Joe's, and getting ready. 0:00:00 Intro / Trader Joe's 0:04:45 The Goal of Life: Getting Ready / Momentum 0:09:27 Traditional Success and Pride 0:12:33 Kendrick Lamar: Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers 0:38:55 Snapchat Bots 0:44:23 "My Better Half" 0:48:23 My Hair Looks Dead 0:52:44 Tyler Damsma's …
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When you're a kid, you always looked up to the big kids. But what happens when you become the big kid? Where do you go from there? 00:00 Intro / It's NOT Winter 06:25 My Body is Picky 08:14 WTF is Dirt? 13:53 We're The Big Kids 21:14 What Medium Did You Use? 22:52 I'm a Dad 27:06 Seeing People You Kinda Know 31:53 Dream Logic / Earwax 41:11 Getting…
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I bought a shirt from an ad and it was just a blown up image printed. You could see the f**kin’ pixels, dude. 00:00 Intro01:17 I Bought an Ad04:32 Having a “Type” / Rejection 10:41 The “One”14:14 Relationship Insurance18:02 Illegal Name Change22:31 Life Insurance 25:22 Fallen Beef Tips with Human34:07 Unfortunate Kinks 38:41 Library Celebrating 100…
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Encore at a Baseball Game — Brain Dribble #68
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Pride is just being in denial of your wasted time. 00:00 Lean Into Discomfort 11:19 "I should've said..." 16:04 Dunkin Got Rid of Hazelnut Swirl 21:04 DoorDash Anything, Anywhere 31:45 I'm Jealous of Women 36:53 Baseball is Primitive
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Heroin Laced Bagel — Brain Dribble #67
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The biggest gaslighting of all time is eating a poppy seed bagel. 0:00:00 Intro / Sensory Deprivation 0:07:15 Testing Positive For Heroin 0:16:59 Self-Descriptive Words 0:18:27 Driving is so Stupid 0:30:18 Answering Questions About Your Life 0:40:20 People in Commercials Are Too Happy 0:47:50 Family Photo at a Train Station 0:48:42 Computers And Pr…
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Joe Rogan's Elk Cubes — Brain Dribble #66
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"Extreme Home Makeover was the original Mr. Beast." 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:46 Twinkle Toes 0:10:26 Dwayne, The Rock Johnson 0:12:19 Fitness YouTubers' Elbows 0:15:07 I Leave the Light On 0:17:15 TikTok was the Start of WWIII 0:18:18 Delinquent Teachers 0:22:27 How To Win ANY Argument 0:24:19 Elk Cubes 0:29:03 Infits 0:29:45 America's Funniest Home Vide…
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it's been real, peace
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I'm Such a Bottom — Brain Dribble #64
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0:00:00 Intro 0:05:42 Quitting Smoking / Vaping 0:16:27 Virgin Mary and Jesus 0:22:44 Calculating Tip 0:26:38 Artists Are Human Sacrifices 0:35:31 Faux Motivation 0:37:39 Showers Are Scary 0:42:42 I Want Physical Contact 0:55:35 Come Into MY Life! 0:58:30 Nature VS Nurture 1:06:07 Tinder Sucks (AGAIN) 1:17:25 The Internet Makes Competition Seem Hop…
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Putin is TRANS! — Brain Dribble #63 (ft. Jared Miller)
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There's a lot going on in the world. Ukraine is a country. That's really all I know. 0:00:00 Intro 0:01:32 See Your Pee 0:04:20 The Shape of the Earth 0:07:31 Blue Man Group 0:10:27 Our Friendship 0:11:58 Filling The Void (in your *ss) 0:17:57 The Most Unique Stank 0:21:16 Jared's Funny Story 0:31:45 "Bobs..." 0:32:40 Putin Is Transitioning 0:36:12…
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Suck a Sticky Liquid Through a Meat Straw — Brain Dribble #62
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On today's episode: gold encrusted soup, collecting body stuff, and creating a synthetic hole next to your a**hole. 0:00:00 Intro / Eating Too Much 0:04:01 (Seasonal) Depression 0:10:52 "Tear You a New One" 0:23:23 "Bust Your Balls" 0:30:36 Sweaty Palms 0:35:58 Collection of Body Stuff 0:44:08 Taking Things 0:52:02 Suck a Sticky Liquid Through a Me…
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The Secret to Crispy Jizz — Brain Dribble #61
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On today's episode: I turned 23, Jesus owns the Chum Bucket, a woman freaks out at a truck stop Wendy's. 0:00:00 Intro 0:02:13 The Best Birthdays 0:04:17 Winter Voice 0:09:31 Jesus Is Trying to Steal Your Soul 0:12:06 If I Wasn't An Artist 0:15:25 Florida Truck Stop Wendy's 0:25:28 Double Meanings / Placebo 0:30:03 Eye Discrimination 0:33:38 Imagin…
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I Want To F*ck Chili's, The Franchise — Brain Dribble #60
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On today's episode: arson is easy, my "vacation", and car accidents. 00:00 Intro 07:46 Putting Pressure on Yourself 17:51 Pride vs. Shame 22:12 Fireworks / Arson 25:17 Car Accidents 31:14 Ignorance Causes Racism 42:20 Arguing Over What You Said 43:47 My Vacation 50:37 The Joke is The Truth 51:56 We're Having Moments…
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BEST OF 2021 (Episodes 32-59 Highlights)
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You can read, right? The title explains all. You simply cannot put it into more descriptive verbiage.
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Mr. Beast Breaks Into the Mint — Brain Dribble #59 (ft. Someone)
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On today's episode: we're all time traveling, drinking coffee while eating pizza, and when do you get bored of p*ssy?
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On today's episode: egg browns and bone flutes, displacing native phlegm, and rejection. 00:00 Intro / Chinese Food 02:31 I'll Try Anything 07:34 Turning Yourself into a Bird 10:25 Wood Playgrounds 12:10 I Went on a Date 15:57 Art is Alchemy 17:45 Parallel Thinking 20:08 Social Anxiety 22:51 I Went to the Mall 30:29 Picking Your Nose…
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Travis Scott Dances on Graves — Brain Dribble #56
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Don't you dare take a stranger's photo, or god forbid you let a stranger take a photo of YOU! You're gonna hand them your phone? What are you, r-worded? It's either you give them your phone or you give them your phone number and they just... have a picture of you now. Personally, I am fine with neither. 00:00 Intro 00:11 Planned Obsolescence 06:14 …
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White Food is Loveless — Brain Dribble #55
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00:00 Intro 00:25 Halloween is not Happening 03:16 (Not) Getting Blood Work Done 06:14 Loud Vehicles Sound Like Spaceships 07:04 Piss Rain 12:37 Holding Pee 16:01 After You Touch Yourself 18:29 Toilets With Torque 23:15 Deviated Septum 25:14 Humane Way to Die 27:59 Spicy Food 32:02 White Food is Loveless 35:36 Hikes Are Ruined 36:30 Open The Left D…
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Gabby Petito Had it Coming — Brain Dribble #54
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I had one rule: I would never try White Castle or watch 2 Girls 1 Cup. I broke that one rule. 00:00 Intro 00:55 Trying White Castle For the First Time 12:16 Wet Socks 17:21 Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie 22:45 Arranged Marriages 24:07 Snapchat "Born Different" 26:45 Volkswagen "Punch Buggy" 30:41 Prodigies Don't Impress Me 33:17 We're All Just Win…
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Why do statue makers love crafting children's balls? Why don't ped*philes look at statues if they like children's d*cks so much? All this and more in this latest episode. 00:00 Intro 04:23 Why Are Statues Nude? 10:30 Social Anxiety 17:22 Self Confidence 22:17 Everything Hits at Once 28:08 THIS WILL MOTIVATE YOU 47:54 Deforestation: COMING SOON! 50:…
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00:00 Intro 01:38 The Truth About Climate Change 09:58 Do Disabled People Get Mad at Fat People? 12:55 Your Life in Thirds 17:40 David Choe / Finding Your Sense of Play 27:23 People Who Bring You Down 31:00 Financial Independence and Ego 38:57 Setting Your Pride Aside 41:48 Getting Banned on RuneScape…
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Sweet, Thick, Nutty Milk — Brain Dribble #51
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This is an open letter to Def Leppard: happiness does not come from drowning in sugar. "Oh, pour some sugar on me, then I'll be okay." So just open a sugar packet and pour it on your head? THEN WHAT? 00:00 Intro 02:00 Sugar/Hazelnut Creamer 08:34 Contradictory Questions 10:30 I NEED SOMETHING! 15:11 Normalize Joking About Everything 16:25 Dedicatin…
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A Kiss Under the Dingleberry — Brain Dribble #50 (ft. Eamonn Timoney)
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The future is fun! School is really just daycare, so let 'em run free! Give your son meth. 00:00 Intro 10:34 Hypothetical Questions 21:41 Genetically Mofidied Foods 35:24 Dingleberry 39:36 How Far Humans Have Come 41:01 School is MOSTLY Babysitting 47:10 Inc*st/Pedo Defenders 49:20 Pokemon Class 52:41 New VS Old Entertainment…
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Jeff Bezos: Increase Your Feet — Brain Dribble #49
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Jeff Bezos has got the codes! He could do it if he wanted to. I need him to make my feet bigger so I can wear the oversized shoes I bought. Also, bring back toe socks. Those are cool.00:00 Intro04:10 ASMR/Whispering10:51 Mailmen Should Have Sirens16:55 Every Rule Has a Story22:12 Amazon Doesn't Exist29:31 Toe Socks32:40 The Tapeworm Sings!36:08 Mik…
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Love could be around any corner, including behind a post-it note on your webcam. Take it off and let your FBI Agent into your life and heart. 00:00 Intro 03:41 FBI Agents 14:50 Fake It Till You Make It 17:16 We Need to Fix Dogs 27:25 Be Outside 33:50 Dogs are Kinda F*cked Up 34:50 I'm Biracial 38:51 Dogs Never Grow Up 41:24 What Else Would I Do?…
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Tyler talks about living your truth (the one you made up), joking about insecurities, and how life will f*ck you in the ass. 00:00 Intro 02:35 Quench Your Health 04:52 Believe What's Most Fun 10:29 Learn Alchemy or Die 20:15 Push It Down 24:51 Joking About Insecurity 29:42 I'm Done With Politics 33:01 Life Will Give it to You 40:15 Take it Or They'…
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Homeless Man Eats a Shower — Brain Dribble #46
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00:00 Intro 07:14 Improv Sentences 10:52 Sick of Food 16:46 Road Trip 21:37 Small Towns 24:31 Cities / The West is Scarce 28:39 Humidity / Overcast 32:15 Where is Home? 35:19 Fake Nature 38:23 Patience 40:58 RuneScape is Life 43:50 I Wanna do Improv More 45:17 Outro
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A Dog's Purpose (is to Die) — Brain Dribble #45
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Tyler talks about some stuff I guess I don't have time to do the description lalalalalala
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I Just Wanna Be Peed On — Brain Dribble #44
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Tyler talks about bones in food, and some other stuff that are supposed to be jokes, but probably fall flat. But who even cares, you'll listen if you want to. Who am I to tell you what to do? That being said, be sure to rate this podcast according to how you truly feel, because I can handle it. 00:00 Intro 00:37 Is Haiti Denmark? 04:15 Bones in my …
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My 30lb Lip Life — Brain Dribble #43
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Tyler talks about gay poop, body modifications, and committing to things. 00:00 Intro 01:51 Gay Piece of Sh*t 05:50 My 30lb Lip Life 08:20 Body Mods 15:12 Humans are an Experiment 24:31 For the Sake of the Conversation! 25:33 The Loudest Introvert 28:53 Coping with Minimum Wage 35:32 You Could Abuse Someone 38:03 Dedicating My Life to Silly 44:10 H…
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Everything's Eggs Now — Brain Dribble #42
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00:00 Intro 02:26 Dating Apps/Screentime 09:57 Allergies/Regretting College 14:34 C0VID Phantosmia 16:30 Getting Older 19:42 Manners are Mind Control 23:20 I Need to Work on Commitment 26:56 Men are More Autistic than Women 31:57 Toy Roulette 33:40 I've Never Seen a Green Raisin 34:22 How Long Have You Been Bald? 36:58 I Never Use Purell 40:02 Shir…
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