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From the mind (and iPod) of one DJ Pearlman (from the band, REVEL 9) comes HARD ROCK (and MORE!) from all over the place with a couple of surprises thrown in. Based just outside of New York City, DJ talks about life in a hard rock band, in a hard rock family, with hard rock friends and how to get through each and every day, in the funniest ways possible! Join the chat when the BOX appears live, Thursdays at Noon (Eastern) on 99wnrr.com/ and HardRockLunchBox.com
 
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This week, DJ just doesn’t care anymore. Also on today’s show: the intro so nice, distraction tactics, the Russian accent, the old man on the porch, what Q does for funsies, capturing the imagination and attention, angry treadmill walking, “Does It Box?” and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch box. #onthebox Be social with DJ and Revel 9! #youtuber #…
 
This week, DJ is underprepared and SO over Daylight Savings. Also on today’s show: Texas steps on women’s rights, a fundamental tenet of the show, no wining and dining, the value of the band’s relationships, Woke v. Meatball DeSantis, using dead names, a trip in the Box Time Machine and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch box. #onthebox Be social wit…
 
This week, DJ is swimming in adaptogens. Also on today’s show: learning to shave your beard, something about my speaking voice, rehearsing the way you perform, the bass NOBODY wants blasting, advantages to playing early, that Frampton song, Noodle’s (every show) dilemma, being asked to leave… at midnight?, stumbling upon Lynyrd Skynyrd and MORE! Th…
 
This week, DJ wants Community – not the show, or that thing you live in, but something else entirely. Also on today’s show: the highest rated snore, hidden flaws and a dash of flair, playing tracks like Milli Vanilli, the worst roast beef sandwich shop, My Little Shitty Demo, give him the BOOM, playing a song twice… for safety, this week’s “What ar…
 
This week, DJ uses the ONE switch to rule them all. Also on today’s show: teenage dishwasher cost analysis, DJ’s Kidney Stone Moment of the Week, the epitome of -isms, high hazard lite, resourceful superstar P!nk, homeroom with Mr. Beck, an intense calm and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch box. #onthebox Be social with DJ and Revel 9! #youtuber #r…
 
This week, DJ brainstorms how to help people being bullied. #AdrianaKuch Also on today’s show: wizard white beards, new advances in dishwasher technology, “DJ Meets the Internet”, Colorado Rivering kidney stones, unheard Stone Temple Pilots with Chester Bennington, carrying urgency in song writing, feeling better via Dave Matthews Band, when they s…
 
This week, DJ has a mighty need for Magic Juice. Also on today’s show: how not to help a radio audience, on Wednesdays we Sarah Huckabee Sanders, tailgating the State of the Union, “DJ’s Great Idea of the Week”, Dissident Homeschool, mathematical fun, program vs artist creation, Captain Afterland and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch box. #onthebox…
 
This week, DJ takes an "Inside" shortcut. Also on today’s show: traitoresquely seceding, current favorite DeSantis Antics,” overlooking generational poverty, hippo bloat, favorite thing to do on the box, summoning the Lion King, an icon stepping off into the sunset, spiraling costs of touring, secretsneakpeak and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch b…
 
This week, DJ finds the place for Dad. Also on today’s show: blaming everything on being human, fighting the Kaiser, watching your tics, caring greatly if it’s a hippopotamus, Does It Box?, honoring a special request, objectifying lead singers and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch box. #onthebox Be social with DJ and Revel 9! #youtuber #revel9 #har…
 
This week, DJ battles a head cold. Zero stars. Also on today’s show: squink squink squink, overdue library books, the perfect gift for Nassau County Republicans, the origin story of the electoral college, running out of steam mid-thought, devouring Led Zeppelin, walking away with True Colors and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch box. #onthebox Be s…
 
This week, DJ learns federal laws are optional. Also on today’s show: beard maintenance, two flavors of mood, “I’m just a bill,” the Clam of Colorado, the Mount Rushmore of guitar players, “My Favorite Song Last Week,” the brilliance of “Minerva” and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch box. #onthebox Be social with DJ and Revel 9! #youtuber #revel9 #…
 
This week, DJ learns who to blame for lost luggage. Also on today’s show: Alabama cousin relations, passing the sniff test, Theory Thursday, inflation distractions, deciding on the dumbest member of Congress, Santos sack of lies, Birds Aren't Real, the joy behind the Box, what's up Q's alley, Does It Box? and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch box. …
 
This week, DJ shares the most positive message in Box history. Also on today’s show: storming into the end of the year, 35-way tie into 18th place, believing in the solstice, lofty goals and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch box. #onthebox Be social with DJ and Revel 9! #youtuber #revel9 #hardrocklunchbox #thetoptwenty #todaysrant #99wnrr #streamin…
 
This week, DJ wants to know: To dive bar or not to dive bar? Also on today’s show: pinching fries and chicken nuggies, anti-antivirus, miracle in magic that is Revel 9, MeMyOwnEwok, overscheduled and undermotivated, Dummies 4 Fraud Santos, Does It Box?, indulging in Judas Priest and MORE! This ain’t your mom’s lunch box. #onthebox Be social with DJ…
 
This week, DJ does the old CTRL + ALT + DEL. Also on today’s show: ignoring it until it goes away, mixing dangerous headlines with a lack of context, Elmo destroys Twitter, an inside scoop on how bands really work, the ten-date plan, toothless with Ticketmaster, the bright star of 2022, what is the point even, a showy and boastful catalog of songs …
 
This week, DJ turns a new leaf. Also on today’s show: one of the most trusted names in news, diversity day, FINALLY codifying same sex marriage, This Nerd Minute, a humble apology to witches, the key accessory for a secret identity, intelligence is a superpower, digging new (OG) Metallica, USB 3.Woe, Maynard’s stunning vocals and MORE! This ain’t y…
 
This week, DJ wonders why “we” have to do this. Also on today’s show: LOGIcal illusions, the wrap on Spotify Wrapped, best of the BIMPY best, marketing tips brought to you by Northwell Health and Giving Tuesday, gold medals for spending, channeling your inner air bender, table for one at Applebee’s, the sign of a really great band, WWNBD, judging a…
 
This week, DJ guarantees Craving Strange is never Number 1. It’s always a no. Also on today’s show: playing the whole soundboard at the same time, religious freedom... for us - not for you, this year’s thankful message, just call me Tucker Carlson, the trick to making each year bearable, a peek behind the countdown curtain and MORE! This ain’t your…
 
This week, DJ explains helpful ways to support a local band. Also on today’s show: changes over the past nine years, wondering what kinda asshole talks for an hour, the joys of a passion project, sporting a beard for November, the demand to deliver the goods, tabulating Boxgiving, Dr. Evil’s new Number Two, with further ado, the loss of the Brighto…
 
This week, DJ fills out a bubble sheet like nobody’s business. Also on today’s show: he purpose of safety systems, banking on the goodwill of the people, that neighbor with a white beard, losing your mind in Maricopa County, choose your six breakfasts, saving our political landscape, whipping up dumb whites, voting against danger, high noon on Main…
 
This week, DJ is exasperated, exacerbated, and everything in between. Also on today’s show: Charlotte’s candy inventory, full stream of consciousness, uncovering who’s responsible for illegal aliens, free speech a la Musk, who really pays for the incarcerated, bands behaving badly, remarkable behavior, bringing the bridge to the production party, a…
 
This week, DJ concludes that if you can put an “I” or “Me” in front of it, you’re on the right. Also on today’s show: drop dead dates, growth through passion projects, the lowest lame, Revel 9 studio update, local solidarity against AMH, threading the political middle, embarking on a new experiment, olyphant not elephant, ten years of KAZ, the grea…
 
This week, DJ seeks libertarians that have any answers to his questions. Also on today’s show: still in shorts but not an animal, Liz Truss v. lettuce, the dangers of TikTok, considering Top Twenty improvements, the need for social safety nets, who shouldn’t own stadiums, the importance of national parks, how to get the best deal at Trader Joe’s, a…
 
This week, DJ gets the inside scoop on becoming Parent of the Year. Also on today’s show: the goal of 26 steps, the costs of advertising basic human rights, more trouble in YouTube paradise, huge investments in American manufacturing, the truth about gig economy, Halloween scare tactics, fun times in Shirley, that special something for lead singer,…
 
This week, DJ refuses to step foot in AMH again and implores you to do the same. Also on today’s show: keeping your fall stuff away from my fall stuff, Faces for Autism Radiothon, uber elite Uber Eats, untimely YouTube warnings, the hot bed of the 1908 Long Island music scene, the glitter band, making pancakes without liquid, the possibility of a G…
 
This week, DJ knows he’s never gonna make a dis record. Also on today’s show: looking fantastic for the radio audience, never questioning a camera’s orientation, the worst migraine experience, fascism circa 1922, catching the senior special and a show, the antithesis of envy, striving for old adjacent, a reality check on life in America, what a com…
 
This week, DJ knows exactly who he needs to be talking to and he’s at work at Trader Joe’s right now. Also on today’s show: sweet lady autumn waves hello, resolving a/c issues, interior decorating tips, conjugating “ado”, is there a bar mitzvah after?, the future of the top twenty, white men throwing responsibility around like they just don’t care,…
 
This week, DJ speaks to Destiny for a technological experience at a bargain price of 25 million hours. Also on today’s show: the charm of the box, drivers not driving Miss Daisy, so many minors, the definition of destination: Budokan, Red Rocks, Levittown; “Silvertien”, the box’s new technical support unit, Witch Hunt 2022, whacking it into submiss…
 
This week, DJ wants you to prepare for the downfall [of us all]. Also on today’s show: the challenges of having a positive self-image, 86ing potato chips, the hottest ticket in town, making the world a better place, O is for obstruction, the impenetrable speeding defense, threading the college radio needle, botmaggedon, wildly unsuspicious deaths a…
 
This week, DJ knows it’s easy to bash things… but how about a solution instead? Also on today’s show: the apex of a hot microphone, responsibility to an audience, the unsurprising millennial ethos, all the “good and upstanding” citizens with guns, cool nicknames south of Houston Street, the known dangers of fracking, MGT doesn’t want to go to bed w…
 
This week, DJ uncovers why society fears change. Also on today’s show: el boxo de luncho mucho hardo, the search for a real social media manager, upcoming releases of Revel 9 content, the smart and very charitable operation of Rage Against The Machine, the cesspool of humanity (from noon – 2), a reasonable ideology from the right, wondering if the …
 
This week, DJ explains why God put turn signals in cars in the first place - and no, it’s not just for old people to leave on despite never having any intention of turning for the next 7,000 miles and… the inherent danger of bubbles, unless you stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Also on today’s show: (not) celebrating 9 years of the box, the…
 
This week, DJ enjoys the blogosphere’s essay-sized explanation of why people that keep locking themselves out of their house should maybe stay locked out of their house (and also die, if possible). Also on today’s show: Amazon’s too busy counting money, “is it doody?”, upcoming Revel 9 videos, benefits of cannabis oils and weed, understanding the p…
 
This week, DJ discusses how there are two camps of people… and one of them is full of a-holes. Also on today’s show: retirement plans will include Mario Kart and proper ramen, milking one festival for every drop, encouraging subjective opinions, the difference between “our freedoms” and “your freedoms”, all you need to know about being punitive, ma…
 
This week, DJ adopts a new philosophy and he wants to share it with you. Also on today’s show: new level of ADHD, too hot for the four horsemen of the apocalypse, responding to all emails… minus those “accidentally” deleted, inverse relationships, perslitical, celebrating “She Sells Smiles”, P!nk being a badass, substance over technicalities, under…
 
This week, DJ wonders what you think happens on the other side of the mountain. Also on today’s show: fighting with corporate America, the disingenuous Republican noise machine, brushing your teeth to Keep You Near, the greatest lyric of all time, professional advice to band photographers, Farmingdale spam ruining the moment, bands behaving badly, …
 
This week, DJ wants you to know the real facts about why we won the war of independence and the succeeding actions of the thinking class. Also on today’s show: the DMV of Dante’s Inferno, how to get your dog in the car, the great roadtrip to Wyoming, #TeamFiona , gratitude for The Goo Goo Dolls, a public service announcement for all women/young wom…
 
This week, DJ says that at this point if you didn't know this was coming, it's on you and you haven’t been paying attention. And you're on notice to start paying attention now, because they are not done. Not even a little bit. Also on today’s show: on the other side of a stressful weekend, cracking one's self up from noon-2, the real meaning of “li…
 
This week, DJ isn’t sure what to expect with the upcoming live recording of The Razorblade Diaries, but he’s ready to figure it out together. Also on today’s show: sea breezes and Guinness with JC himself, becoming instantly cool like Boyle, the huge early influences of Juliana Hatfield, another round of “Do I Like It?”, the impact of Court and Spa…
 
This week, we can't quite figure out how best to title this episode, but DJ definitely wants you to know that there is no parking allowed in Patchogue Bay. Unless you're a teenage girl. Also on today’s show: Major HERricane victories with a side of manmosas, finalizing the ...Diaries, how “awful” Anthrax is, why gamers are the ultimate sh*t-talkers…
 
This week, DJ speaks to how Target managed to miss the memo on the big corporate economy lie. Also on today's show: why Def Leppard was so damn good, the difference between supply chain issues and sh*t customer service, why Kavanaugh could teach Pence a thing or two, how dudes escaped the responsibility for overpopulation while being the direct cau…
 
This week, DJ enters his ninth day of COVID-19 and points out that it's not all it's cracked up to be - including the unbelievable level of fatigue he's dealing with. Also on today's show: living one step forward/two steps any other direction, missing the "Working Class Musician" podcast, wondering how ridiculous stories get tuned into songs (and h…
 
This week, DJ ponders the ways of the Swiss. Long appreciated by our host for their approach to cheese, he finds their approach to gun ownership has a lot less holes in its logic than the logic of their American counterparts. Also on today's show: the whole story behind The Razorblade Diaries: Live, how the right is embarrassing themselves over "mo…
 
This week, DJ explains why we all know at least one Supreme Court case. And yeah, we all know the same one, and for the same reason. Also on today's show: why Johnny Rzeznik is awesome, slamming - and apologizing to - MCR over TUA, why Texas hates sodomy, how SCOTUS really felt post-slavery, an argument for secession and MORE! This ain't your mom's…
 
This week, DJ claims that he's reached "maximum adult" and thinks people should just level with him instead of saying things they think he wants to hear, and then not following through on them. That helps nothing and no one. Also on today's show: why America isn't a "Christian country", how to not book R9 for your upcoming event, what conservative …
 
This week, DJ isn't Nostradamus, and he has yet to pick any powerball numbers, but he sure AF saw this coming and lays out what's coming next. Also on today's show: why being a strict Constitutionalist wouldn't bode well for Justice Thomas, DJ wonders what his dogma actually is, the difference between us and direct democracy, how we got the wrong i…
 
This week, DJ discusses the one way that Elon Musk could actually make social media better and it may or may not involve wordle. Also on today's show: that one time you needed Venn diagrams, the latest pendulum swing of the #metoo movement, new (and improved) technical difficulties, which crayon tastes the best and MORE! This ain't your mom's lunch…
 
This week, DJ admits that he's "all for" the really bad hurricane season that experts are predicting for this year because maybe - just maybe - we can finally get rid of a lot of people in a lot of states that still don't think climate change is a thing. And it's ok if Long Island sinks in the process because 85% of the people there suck and his ki…
 
This week, DJ talks about the different political things happening in various states regarding abortion and the future of Roe v. Wade. He's got a lot of nice things to say about Gov. Whitmer (Michigan) and some not so nice things to say about every dude that seems to be just as much the problem (if not more) than the women getting the shaft here. (…
 
This week, F*ck Eric Church. Not that DJ gives the slightest sh*t about Eric Church (or even knew who he was before a couple days ago) but our host schools the listening audience on how not to screw over your fans, and even walks us through the "worst-case scenario" of what would happen if his beloved HERricanes were playing in the World Cup during…
 
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