Best Useless On The Matter Podcasts (2024)

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How To Get Rid Of Cellulite For Good | Science-Backed Ways - 1118 27:24

21m ago27:24

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Chalene Johnson shares proven strategies to reduce cellulite on thighs, buttocks, arms, and stomach both temporarily and permanently. Learn the science behind cellulite, including how genetics, hormones, and connective tissue contribute to its appearance, and discover research-backed methods like strength training and collagen supplements to smooth…

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536: Con Men 1:20:53

6h ago1:20:53

1:20:53

This week Brian Mix stops by to catch up on his recent barnstorming tour across the country. The who, what, where and when of the events and conventions he hit leave the other Joes seriously jealous of Brian’s “retirement.” Barry and Dave also attended a con , yes just one. But, based on their report, TerrificCon sounds … well, terrific. If you dou…

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Alan Rhode, author of 'The Eagle and the Cockerel' - Journalist, Lawyer and Author discusses political thrillers, writing in a second language and why concentration is subjective 49:28

18m ago49:28

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Alan Rhode is a busy man. Working as a lawyer, with a full family, he's recently self-published his first novel. It's called 'The Eagle and the Cockerel', and was shortlisted for a 2024 Selfie Award. We discuss why Alan was so keen to become a published author, and he is very open about his reasons for wanting to be a novel, and what his ambitions …

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From Confident to Crushed, Jealousy, Mocktails Are A Ripoff - 1117 44:07

1h ago44:07

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Ever been to a waterfront restaurant where the views are stunning but the service is... well, not so much? In this episode, Chalene shares a recent dining disaster in Newport Beach, complete with overpriced mocktails, lackluster service, a lesson on tipping, and a hilarious run-in with a group of teens who mistook her for someone a little older—wai…

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Breaking Toxic Cycles: Healing from Generational Wounds with Gao Motsemme  1:16:21

5h ago1:16:21

1:16:21

Discover the surprising truth behind why we're drawn to toxic relationships and how our triggers can be breakthroughs, not setbacks. This engaging topic sheds light on the unexpected ways our past influences our present, and how we can use triggers as opportunities for growth. In this episode, you will be able to: Heal from generational toxic relat…

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Those Katie Price Pictures and Confronting Fans At Festivals! 53:39

6h ago53:39

53:39

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, b…

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Relationship Rules with Bret and Chalene - 1116 55:12

19m ago55:12

55:12

In this episode Chalene and Bret take a late-night walk together, chatting about everything from unexpected power outages to upcoming trips to California. Chalene shares her frustration with how technology—and now the weather—is still conspiring against her. They also answer some interesting and sometimes uncomfortable relationship questions from l…

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535: Dark Knight, Disney and Dragons 1:14:46

1h ago1:14:46

1:14:46

This week the Regular Joes let Tod talk about Batman the Caped Crusader, the animated series he has been waiting for since 1995 (when Fox dumbed down Batman the Animated series). Does this simultaneously updated and retro take on The Dark Knight hold up to Paul Dini’s original series? Could Anything? You will likely need to watch more than one epis…

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Catherine Steadman, author of 'Look in the Mirror' - Actor turned bestselling thriller writer discusses career pivots, character nuances, and why word count doesn't matter 46:20

8h ago46:20

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Catherine Steadman had a very successful acting career, starring in 'Downton Abbey', 'Salmon Fishing in the Yemen', 'Fearless' and many more. In her early 30s, she started to think about how her future as an actor might pan out. It's been well documented that roles for older women are depressingly stark, and often frustratingly uninspired. Giving t…

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Tech-Tastrophe and Eye Surgery - 1115 49:12

9d ago49:12

49:12

Ever have one of those days where tech just won’t cooperate? It’s all about surviving "technology hell" and why it sometimes feels like our devices are messing with us on purpose. Plus, Chalene and Bret are considering lens replacement surgery, so if you’re over 40 or have ever thought about ditching your glasses, you’ll definitely want to listen t…

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The Grit Behind Greatness: An Ex-Marine's Journey From Hardship to Balance with Richard Walsh 1:39:52

6h ago1:39:52

1:39:52

Have you heard the myths about work-life balance for entrepreneurs? Some say it's about having equal time for work and personal life, others believe it's about completely separating the two, and there's also the myth that achieving work-life balance means sacrificing career growth. But what if I told you that these myths are holding you back from t…

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What was wrong with the Olympics!? Ranking Nostalgic Games & Georges Secret Meal Deal 55:31

2d ago55:31

55:31

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, b…

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Stop Feeling Tired All The Time With These 7 Habits - 1114 36:48

15d ago36:48

36:48

Want to boost your mood and energy naturally? In this episode Chalene Johnson reveals seven key habits that can elevate your mood and enhance your energy without medication or energy drinks. Chalene's simple yet powerful habits can lead to higher energy levels, a better mood, and a more fulfilling life. Tune in to discover how small tweaks in your …

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534: “I am Marvel Jesus” 1:15:21

4d ago1:15:21

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There are people who say the era of Summer blockbusters is behind us. There are also people who say audiences are done with superhero films, and that Marvel Studios has lost its way. Then Deadpool & Wolverine happened, and the three-quel for Marvel’s most annoying, talkative and violent (yes, this includes the Punisher) character, breaks all the ru…

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Milly Johnson, author of 'The Happiest Ever After' - Bestselling Romance Writer discusses keeping the concentration up, why greeting cards help novels, and how to keep the plates spinning 54:27

4d ago54:27

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Milly Johnson is one of the top 10 Female Fiction authors in the UK, with over 3 million sales in the country alone, and many more across the world as she's been published in more than 20 different countries. She's been honoured with the Romantic Novelists' Association's Outstanding Achievement Award, and has just published her 21st novel in 20 yea…

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My Alcohol Journey | Answering Your Questions - 1113 47:45

6d ago47:45

47:45

In this week's episode, Chalene gets raw and real about her relationship with alcohol, a topic she delved into last week. Since then, she's received a flood of questions, so today she’s answering them and clearing up misconceptions that have sparked significant interest and engagement. Whether you're rethinking your own drinking habits, curious abo…

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Clearing Unconscious Blocks for Healthy, Happy Relationships with Katarina Polonska  1:08:11

18d ago1:08:11

1:08:11

Hey there! Tired of feeling stuck in the same unhealthy relationship patterns? You know, the ones that leave you feeling unfulfilled and drained? Maybe you've been told to just think positive or put yourself out there more, but the pain of repeating the same cycle is getting to you. It's time to unpack those core wounds and discover the real keys t…

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Ayame discusses relationship with Yuval, future dating and going viral! 1:09:42

10d ago1:09:42

1:09:42

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, b…

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A Healthy Way To Drink Alcohol | Does It Exist? - 1112 37:07

11d ago37:07

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Everything in moderation, right? Maybe you exercise regularly and watch what you eat but you also enjoy the occasional glass of wine. Maybe you want to enjoy alcohol a few times a week, in moderation. Is it possible to enjoy a drink and still hit your physical goals? Is all alcohol toxic? Are some alcohols less toxic than others? Does alcohol consu…

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B.P. Walter, author of 'The Garden Party' - Crime writer discusses escaping and being distracted, publishing horror, and making characters nuanced 1:06:12

11d ago1:06:12

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Crime writer B.P. Walter has always been around books. From beng submerged in reading growing up, to studying storytelling, to working in bookshops, it makes perfect sense that he's now a full-time author. His newest novel is 'The Garden Party', which tells the story of a wealthy family celebrating the engagement of son, Raphael. Only, his adopted …

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What happened in London, Hair Transplants, Crafting and Bad Habits - 1111 47:01

23d ago47:01

47:01

Join Chalene as she takes you from Amsterdam to London and finally New York, sharing fun travel stories and quirky cultural differences between U.S. and U.K. men. Plus, hear all about her crafty adventures, including a mad dash dress alteration in an Uber and some behind-the-scenes prep for Royal Ascot. Chalene also gets real about navigating pub c…

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It's Useless Until It's Not: Why All Insurance Matters with Dwight Heck  49:44

14d ago49:44

49:44

Discover the unexpected truth about insurance and the life-changing impact it can have. Dive into the real stories that reveal the surprising ways insurance can provide peace of mind and financial security. From travel insurance saving a family from a staggering medical bill to the overlooked power of auto and home insurance, there's so much more t…

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Throwing £, influencer party, YouTuber 3 peaks challenge and winning an award? 44:31

26d ago44:31

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Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, b…

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7 Things To Burn More Fat with Walking - 1110 32:41

18d ago32:41

32:41

In this episode of The Chalene Show, Chalene Johnson shares her favorite exercise, walking, and reveals seven game-changing strategies to maximize weight loss through walking. Tune in to learn how to boost your step count, tackle inclines, and even incorporate fun tools like walking sticks and weighted vests. Discover how to elevate your walking ro…

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533: Acolyte Therapy 1:36:21

18d ago1:36:21

1:36:21

The last few weeks have been rough on Barry. Few people have as deep and abiding love for Star Wars as he does. But, sometimes love hurts. While other, so-called Star Wars fans, wanted nothing more than to tear down The Acolyte, Barry did his best to remain optimistic. And with the courage and valor of a Jedi (at least what we used to expect from a…

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Amy Neff, author of 'The Days I Loved You Most' - Debut writer discusses spending 10 years with characters, getting over rejection, and why editing needs help 49:34

28d ago49:34

49:34

Amy Neff's new novel is 'The Days I Loved You Most'. It's taken 10 years to get to shelves. Amy has spent 10 years refining the story, sending it to publishers, even hiring her own editor to help get it into shape. We discuss how she stayed positive through that time and learned to deal with rejection. It tells the story of Joseph and Evelyn, once …

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Sex Work, Alzheimers and Alcohol - 1109 48:33

20d ago48:33

48:33

Chalene and Bret are currently in London reconnecting with friends they met abroad last year. Following their trip to Amsterdam, Chalene shares her thoughts on the controversial topic of sexual tourism, walking the infamous Red Light District and how Chalene’s personal take was impacted by an Audible Book titled: Slave Girl by Sarah Forsyth a woman…

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From Fires and Floods to Changing the World: Lessons on Resilience with Marnie Swedberg 1:12:15

21d ago1:12:15

1:12:15

Are you ready to discover the surprising truth about the five levels of personal power? It turns out that the key to making a lasting impact in the world lies in a power level that's often overlooked. This revelation will change the way you approach everyday actions and leave you with a newfound sense of purpose. Intrigued? Stay tuned to uncover th…

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Donald Trump Conspiracy… Those Sketch Videos & Elphaba's Back! 1:06:09

1M ago1:06:09

1:06:09

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, b…

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Money Matters | Don’t Make These Common Mistakes - 1108 50:55

25d ago50:55

50:55

This is a really important episode you should listen to with your significant other, partner, and probably your kids, too. Chalene and Bret Johnson will be answering questions about money, investing, getting out of debt, and whether you should buy a house or keep renting. Have we all been brainwashed into thinking homeownership is the ultimate meas…

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532: Holly Want 1:16:15

26d ago1:16:15

1:16:15

Do you have an empty wall or perhaps shelf in your home or office that needs just the right object to help tie the room together? Might we suggest the original art from the Key Largo movie poster? Or perhaps a screen used Star Wars Y-Wing model? You are in luck as the Regular Joes will be happy to serve as your interior design consultants. You do h…

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Feet Pics, Divisive Opinions, Travel, True Crime and Personal Betrayals - 1107 52:00

27d ago52:00

52:00

Hey there! In this episode we’re diving into the wild world of making money with feet pics – is it real, and how much can you actually make? Plus, we’ll chat about why differing opinions can feel so unsettling, share travel tips from recent adventures, and discuss a mind-boggling documentary on the Sherry Pepino case. Lace up your shoes because we …

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From Warrior to Sage: Transforming for an Inspired Second Act with Anna Urnova  1:13:48

28d ago1:13:48

1:13:48

Hey there, feeling stuck in your mid-career, burning out in a soul-sucking job, and struggling to find purpose? Tired of being told to just suck it up and keep grinding, while feeling the pain of unfulfillment? If this sounds familiar, it's time to break free from the cycle and create a fulfilling life that integrates your personal and professional…

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Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower 1:31:31

1M ago1:31:31

1:31:31

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, b…

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SHOCKING! Answering Your Most Obscenely Personal Questions 😳 - 1106 1:07:51

1M ago1:07:51

1:07:51

What's up, buttercup? On today's episode Chalene answers some obscenely personal questions. Topics include plastic surgery, Bret's hormone status, current travel adventures, and thoughts on network marketing. Long-time listeners can join in a fun game of guessing the answers before they're revealed. New listeners will get to know Chalene better. Ge…

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531: 5 on Deck 1:20:05

1M ago1:20:05

1:20:05

This week the Regular Joes , plus the Irregular Joes got together to hang out for Tod’s birthday. They had a vague idea of a few topics they were going to talk about, but in true RJ style never actually got there. Instead they got to catch up on Derryl and Brian’s recent adventures and cover an even wider than usual scope of Random Topics and an or…

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Julietta Henderson, author of 'How to Get a Life' - Richard and Judy Book Club pick talks scattered scenes, finding the story thread, and why writing doesn't get any easier 49:13

1M ago49:13

49:13

Julietta Henderson's debut novel, 'The Funny Thing about Norman Foreman', was a Richard and Judy Book Club pick and sold around the world. Her second is, 'How to Get a Life'. It tells the story of Danny Mulberry, a man who could do better... better at life, better at being an adult... generally better than everything. When a photo of him accidental…

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Why Do I Feel Useless and What I Miss the Most - 1105 47:03

1M ago47:03

47:03

In this episode, Chalene dives into thoughts on self-worth and productivity while exploring fascinating cultural differences between Europe and the U.S., especially around work-life balance and healthcare. She shares hilarious travel stories, like her husband's dog obsession, and vents about the inconvenience of closed stores on Sundays. Plus, Chal…

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Gratitude and Sleep: Critical Tools for Brain Health with Andrew O'Brien  1:35:02

1M ago1:35:02

1:35:02

Hey there, have you ever felt like you're constantly juggling everything, yet still feeling overwhelmed and irritable? Maybe you've been told to just push through it, but that hasn't made the stress go away, has it? It's like being stuck in a hamster wheel, unable to find a way out, and it's taking a toll on your mental well-being, leaving you feel…

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Gkbarry on Turning down the Sidemen, Secrets of Brand Trips and THAT TikTok Group 1:48:16

2M ago1:48:16

1:48:16

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, b…

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Bone Health For A Better Body with Dr. Vonda Wright -1104 1:10:11

1M ago1:10:11

1:10:11

In this episode Chalene Johnson talks with Dr. Vonda Wright, a leading expert in women's health and longevity, spills the secrets to anti-aging and maintaining vitality. Learn why estrogen and testosterone are key for bone and muscle health, helping to prevent osteoporosis and arthritis. Dr. Wright shares practical tips on strength training, hormon…

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530: Sith - Kabob 1:14:11

1M ago1:14:11

1:14:11

This week the Regular Joes wrap up Dark Matter on Apple TV+. Covering the, at times perplexing, conclusion. Come on people, this is Quantum Physics. How much do you really want us to dumb it down for you? They also catch up on The Acolyte, The Disney+ Star Wars series which has garnered mostly good critic reviews, while fan reviews remain in the ba…

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Body Shaming, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Doc, Medical Update + My Age Dysmorphia - 1103 41:18

1M ago41:18

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Hey there, buttercup! In this episode Chalene dives into the ongoing medical mystery—spoiler alert, it's still a mystery! She stresses again hormone replacement therapy and why it’s essential for women over 40. Plus, get Chalene’s thoughts on a Netflix docu-series about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders that serves up a shocking dose of '90s-style bo…

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Facing Inner Demons Unleashed My Superbrain with John Graham 1:21:04

1M ago1:21:04

1:21:04

Are you tired of being told to quiet your mind and push away your emotions in order to overcome anxiety? Have you been told to meditate, distract yourself, or force yourself to feel grateful, only to find that it doesn't really work? It's time to break free from the cycle of resistance and embrace a new approach. Join me as I reveal the unconventio…

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Did George Complete His challenge..? And Max is Unhinged in LA! 50:10

2M ago50:10

50:10

@unihomes, #UniHomesTV #UniHomesxUselessHotline and AD Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW! Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but …

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The Lies We Are Told About Menopause and Weight Loss w/ Dr. Mary Claire Haver - 1102 1:03:39

2M ago1:03:39

1:03:39

In this episode Chalene Johnson and Dr. Mary Claire Haver dive into the details of managing belly fat and body composition changes during menopause. Dr. Haver, a board-certified OB-GYN and New York Times bestselling author, shares insights on how hormonal shifts lead to weight gain and increased visceral fat, along with actionable strategies to add…

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Ep 529: Dark Matter, Minus One 56:07

2M ago56:07

56:07

If recent episodes have left you thinking the Regular Joe’s are now just grumpy old men who don’t like anything, this week they mix things up a bit. It has taken six months, but now everyone has watched Godzilla Minus One. The story of a giant monster that attacks Japan. Sorry, if that was a SPOILER. Here’s another one, it’s freaking awesome! Just …

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Story Time: Medical Emergency Abroad, Plus Karen Read Trial -1101 1:05:31

2M ago1:05:31

1:05:31

Get ready for a wild story time about an unexpected hospital trip in France and the reason for Chalene’s recent absence from Social Media. Plus, dive into the intriguing Karen Read trial and she will also share why you absolutely need to set up a legacy contact on your iPhone. Tune in for all the details, and remember, no sympathy allowed! Watch Li…

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Give Your Brand Experience an Upgrade: Tips for Wowing Customers with Barry LaBov 1:17:54

2M ago1:17:54

1:17:54

Discover the unexpected strategy that helped Barry LaBov win over his toughest competitors. His unique approach sets him apart and leaves everyone else in the dust. His five-step process is not just different; it's revolutionary. Get ready to uncover the secret that makes Barry LaBov's brand strategy stand out from the crowd. It's time to learn how…

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Max and Andrew FIGHT, Discuss Taylor Swift and Fall Back In Love 1:24:52

2M ago1:24:52

1:24:52

Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW! Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscr…

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