The Fashion of our youth! Georgia Tech and the difficulties they face in 2022! College roundup (minus Tennessee)! Jags are good?!? Dolphins 21 Bills 19 was very bad!

App State does it again! Kansas is good (definitive)! It turns out adding Tyreek Hill and Jaylen Waddle to your football team is a good idea! Oh God, AFC North, what the fuck did you do???

After one of the most hectic weeks of football in recent memory, Victoria and Katie meet to try and make a lick of sense of what just happened in the college football world, and then go over the six (6!) games of NFL Week 1 that were decided on last-minute field goal chicanery. Oh also Scott Frost got fired lmao lmao lmao…

Week 1 college football! A quick NFL season preview! Sure!

Well, folks, The Bussy Contingency has been activated. Secret Base and Split Zone Duo's Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) joined us to talk about the upcoming college football season, which means we discussed the national title picture for like eight minutes and spent the rest of the show talking about Group of 5 teams. - We learn that CJ Stroud's full n…

It's our one-year anniversary, and to celebrate, we've brought back our good friend Steven Ruiz (@theStevenRuiz) from The Ringer to talk about his recent trips to Ravens and Chargers training camp. Then, Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) tortures Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Steven with a quiz meant to remind us just how silly NFL preseason is. - "Rate the Sa…

It's a mailbag episode! You guys remember how those work, right? - But first, let's talk about Brent Venables's throat game - oh and USC and UCLA shaking the foundation of college football to its core I guess - Which QBs are bottoms? A discussion - Honestly a shocking amount of discussion about goofy kicking bullshit like the free kick and the roug…

Oh, no! In our second installment of Tuck Rule Tales, it's Victoria's (@dirtbagqueer) turn to pick a story, and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) is here to suffer the consequences. It's Browns 6, Bills 3, the finest slop 2009 has to offer! - First, let's talk about the unbelievably sad state of the Cleveland Browns, and the mayor of Buffalo giving Terrell Ow…

We're back, folks, and we're here to tell an absolutely wild story from the nineteenth century. Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) leads Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) through the story of the Sewanee Road Warriors, the time a bunch of Confederate failgrandsons performed superhuman feats of strength. - We learn what nineteenth century football looked like, what scho…

The 2022 NFL Draft sure did happen! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) examine one of the weirdest drafts in recent memory, and celebrate/commiserate the best and worst of the weekend. - Katie roasts Victoria for being the one single Matt Araiza hater in the world - How the fuck do the Ravens keep getting away with this??? - Bill B…

It's Draft Season! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) convene to put together a mock draft, Tuck Rule style. What's that mean? Well, uh, I think you'll see! - The top 4 picks in our draft do not contain Aidan Hutchinson, Travon Walker, Jermaine Johnson, or literally any offensive tackles! - Which QB does Victoria give to an NFC tea…

Tuck Rule Mailbag! Tuck Rule Mailbag! Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) took your questions from Twitter, and good lord you guys delivered. - But first, how about that USFL? - We bully the Panthers and Baker Mayfield for like idk 10 minutes? - How do you go from being a casual fan to being a real football sicko? - Victoria explain…

Hey y'all! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) are joined by returning guest/good friend Athena (@ShieldOfPallas) to examine just what has happened to her beloved Atlanta Falcons in the past month or so. - How would you scheme around an intelligent gorilla playing defensive end? - A Georgia sports victory lap that makes Katie want t…

It's Tuck Rule Season 2! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) have returned from spring break to discover that there's football to talk about, much to our collective chagrin. Plus, F1 talk! And you can't stop us! - Let's review the game of musical chairs being played by NFL quarterbacks - Tom Brady returns, cementing the 2022 NFC as …

Well, it's all come down to this. Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) dive deep into Super Bowl LVI. It's not the best Super Bowl of all time but there's *plenty* to talk about! - The majesty of Odell Beckham Jr., and the absolute gut-wrenching end to his season - In-depth character studies of the three most important players in the…

Even with no actual football games to discuss this week, we have a meaty episode for you! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) dig into a three-pack of coaching related news and then wash it down with a short and sweet Super Bowl preview. - We discuss the Brian Flores discrimination lawsuit and its implications (conclusion: f*ck the …

Conference Championship weekend has come to pass, and now we all live in a world where the Cincinnati Bengals are playing in a Super Bowl. Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) attempt to make sense of that, and a few other things. - Hey, Tom Brady retired for real this time, I guess we should talk about that - A lengthy dissection of…

You all know what you're here for this week. The Best Divisional Round Ever(tm) happened, and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) are both in their feelings about how it. Listen. Drink in their pain. - Did you guys know that the Tennessee Titans sacked Joe Burrow nine times and still lost at home off a bye week? - Katie honks like a…

What a SUPER Wild Card Weekend it was [crickets] no but seriously Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) convene for their first NFL playoffs episode! Not all these games were good! But we talked about them! - But first, a check in on the NFL coaching carousel, in which Victoria lists off the strangest interview requests currently on t…

Good lord, this was a crazy one. Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) try to somehow make sense of a completely bonkers day and a half of football. - LMAO THE COLTS LOST TO THE JAGS - Ben Roethlisberger's bloated corpse has been yanked from its coffin for one last ride - The Raiders and Chargers acted out the prisoner's dilemma in re…

A LOT happened this week. Victoria (@Dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) discuss such prescient topics as:- The playoff semi-finals, and how butt they were- We preview the CFB national championship game! guess what everyone bama's gonna win- The most recent misadventures of Bucs (?) WR Antonio Brown- How the Raiders and Chargers can assure the…

Football has been rocked by the spike in COVID this week, and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) decided to celebrate by getting sick herself (not with COVID though, because her PCR test came back negative in between recording and uploading this episode). She and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) decide to keep it short, sweet, and goofy this week to keep things simple…

Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) convene on the Winter Solstice to talk about a weird weekend in the world of football. COVID outbreaks in the NFL! - Brandon Staley ignites another round of hellish football discourse - The Tuck Rule's Bussy-Eater of the Year Bailey Zappe goes OFF in Boca Raton - Victoria reports back from the fro…

We said we'd talk about Urban Meyer whenever he got fired, and folks, here it is! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) gather for a very special episode of the Tuck Rule in which we send that Meyer pack sky-high. - A brief review of Urban's disastrous tenure - The Josh Lambo story, leading to the ultimate firing early this morning - …

Big couple of weeks, huh? Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) dig into a full plate of news. - A brief review of conference title week because we missed it last week (skip to around 20 minutes in if you're not interested) - A full breakdown of the big Power 5 coaching hires, plus some of the other ones we feel like talking about! - …

MEGA-SODE! A bonkers week in college football means that Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) are joined by official Tuck Rule Michigan Correspondent Taylor (@seltzermom)! We went long this week, but dear God was it ever warranted! Topics include: - Michigan 42, Ohio State 27, as told through the lens of a person who witnessed it in …

We've got a packed episode for you all this week! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) bring you a G5-heavy college football recap, a painful NFL weekend, and a preview of all the games on Thanksgiving. - But first, STRONG takes about Thanksgiving sides - Air Force 41-Nevada 39, a glorious display of what makes college football great…

Okay, okay, don't skip this one, there's other stuff too! Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) guide you through yet another week of American football, with a slight detour in the middle. - KANSAS BEAT TEXAS. KANSAS BEAT TEXAS. KANSAS BEAT TEXAS. - Florida fired Todd Grantham and all of their problems on defense were instantly fixed!…

Well, acts of football were certainly committed this week! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) get down to business on a very normal, orderly, and not manic at all episode. - We celebrate scrappy underdog Tennessee on taking down national power Kentucky - It's a real SEC East-heavy show in general this week - The AP poll is the only…

Halloween weekend did not disappoint! Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) try to make sense of a wild week of football news, including: - Texas's special teams coach fell in love with a stripper, and her monkey bit a child - Michigan-Michigan State, a Big Ten game so wild that we had no choice but to talk about it - BYU-Virginia, oh…

On a very spooky Halloween episode of the Tuck Ghoul, Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) discuss only the most devilish and despicable moments from the week that was in football.- "What's scarier than Michigan just being kind of good"- The extremely diabolical Penn State-Illinois, a compelling argument for football being banned- Ca…

A real Tennessee-forward show awaits you this week! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) spend most of their time on Ole Miss/Tennessee and Bills/Titans, because good lord there's lots to talk about. - The Great Knoxville Garbage Hullabaloo - A thorough history of Bills/Titans since 1993, an absolutely cursed head-to-head match-up - …

MEGA-SODE! Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) convene for their longest Tuck Rule yet to break down the absolutely absurd week-that-was in both college and pro football. TOPICS INCLUDE (but are not limited to): - Georgia continues to get nice on you with a guy named Ladd - The most insane noon slate of college football ever - ZACH …

This is a big one. Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) examine the Urban Meyer regime in Jacksonville and its most recent hiccup in a bar in Dublin, Ohio. We have some fun in this episode, but also take the time to go over the *actual* reasons that Urban Meyer isn’t qualified to be an NFL head coach. If you’re not into the Urban tal…

Another week in the books! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) are back yet again to wrassle with the week that was in both the professional and collegiate game. - Ladd McConkey, beloved Star Wars side character - Bowling Green broke both MInnesota and basic mathematics - JUSTIN TUCKER JUSTIN TUCKER JUSTIN TUCKER - Aaron Rodgers can…

Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) convene a day late to discuss the week that was in college and pro football! Topics include: - Several college teams that almost lost, but didn't - Katie walks us through "Friday Night Pants Shite" - We recognize the greatness that is Jake Haener and the Fresno State Bulldoga - Victoria is mad abo…

Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) dive headfirst into their first doubleheader recap episode! Katie leads us through the weekend in college football before the baton is passed to Victoria for the NFL segment. - Katie is introduced as the new interim head coach of the USC Trojans - Victoria waxes poetic about Joe Milton, her new fa…

Week 1 of college football is in the books! Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) brave technical difficulties with their dear friend Athena (@ShieldOfPallas) to discuss this weekend's action. - Noted Georgia fan Athena processes Georgia's 10-3 victory over Clemson - oh no the ACC looks rough oh no oh jeez - The Big Ten can only ever …

This week, Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) are joined by The Ringer's Steven Ruiz (@theStevenRuiz) to preview the 2021 NFL season, lightning-round style. Some points of discussion: - Holy crap did y'all see they cut Cam Newton?!? - The poor vibes surrounding the Indianapolis Colts - Patrick Mahomes, and whether or not he could p…

College football's here (kind of)! To mark the occasion, Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) leads Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) on a rundown of the 2021 season, including:- The Sun Belt being the only college football you should watch- A preview of the imminent Cincinnati Screwjob- #MACFacts- Victoria prays on the downfall of Ohio State, Clemson, and Alabama- ANTIF…

A week of preseason football has happened! Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) talk about it exactly as much as it deserves. - A clarification with regards to previous comments about Matt Patricia (Here's the Blaine Gabbert photo if you're nasty with it) - A quiz devised by Victoria on the professional whereabouts of certain beloved…

In this, the pilot episode of THE TUCK RULE, Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) talk for longer than they thought they would on: - The Buffalo Bills and the Tennessee Volunteers, two sides of the same coin - Texas and Oklahoma joining the Big East - College players collecting the damn BAG - The NFL's vaccine-related bad vibes - Thr…