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EPISODE 75 | "HIGH OFF LIFE" (Feat. LYF3 & 1leob)
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On this special day of 4/20, the boys are joined by one of their longtime good friends from high school, LYF3! As blunts are in rotation, the boys catch up & discuss: Apes LSD trip that LYF3 was apart of, funny highschool moments, the guy who burned himself outside the courthouse of Trumps trial, Chris Browns diss toward Quavo, Free Will, Adolf Hit…
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EPISODE 74 | "Midnight Mike & ModernGenitalia" (Feat. 1leob)
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On this episode of V N APE, Leo is back! The boys discuss: J. Cole's new tape "Might Delete Later" where he replies to Kendrick's shots on a song called "7 Minute Drill" which leads the boys to compare both artists (**BTW THIS WAS RECORDED BEFORE J. COLE APOLOGIZED TO KENDRICK AT DREAMVILLE FESTIVAL**). We then discuss: Milo Yiannopoulos, Boosie ge…
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EPISODE 73 | "TRAINS" (Feat. OfficialHeir)
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by Heir! A Cuban-American rapper + podcaster who's from the Hialeah area as well! They end up discussing: Illegal immigration, China, why Heir believes in God, the moon landing being fake, whether Michael Jackson was a pedophile or not, the best rap album ever produced, moral dilemmas + so much more! …
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EPISODE 72 | "The Afterlife Tier List"
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Another week, another episode of V N APE YOU DUMMY!!!!! We begin the podcast with a valid question...what’s the best drug to beat off on? After that we discuss: Ryan Garcia's tweets about Bohemian Grove & aliens, Jake Paul Vs Mike Tyson, the Kellog CEO telling people to eat cereal for dinner, the suicide pod, and a tier list where we ranked the pos…
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EPISODE 71 | "Lil Rod" (Feat. 1leob)
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BACK from regular life & working...them V N APE boys are back to POD & give you that REAL S#!T! All jokes aside, welcome to EPISODE 71. We end up discussing: Joe Rogans most recent episode with Katt Williams, Allegations/lawsuits against Diddy arise again but this time from his producer who's ironically named "Lil Rod", the tragic suicide of Aaron …
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EPISODE 70 | "Absurdism is Absurd" (Feat. 1leob)
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Back again with another episode for ya headtop! The V N APE boys end up discussing: The Civil War that's going on at the Border between Biden & Texas, Trump losing in court to E. Jean Carroll, The Ben Shapiro Vs. Destiny Debate, The max amount of times they've masturbated in a day, Absurdism, Schopenhauer + so much more! Enjoy! Follow us on X (Twit…
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EPISODE 69 | "The Wheel Of Ass" (Feat. Abel)
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Them V N APE boys are BACK this week with another episode for ya! Joined by Abel, a talented painter, the boys get straight into it & discuss: the Jews who got arrested over a secret tunnel in a Brooklyn synagogue, glory holes, the feeling of being high on Heroin, having sex with a 300+ pound woman, the Bible, the recent bombing on Yemen, + so much…
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EPISODE 68 | "The Epstein List & Rituals"
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Welcome to our first recorded episode of the new year! The boys get straight into the releasing of some names on The Epstein List & give their reactions to it. They then discuss: Rituals, Trump getting taken off state ballots, the viral video of a guy attacking a judge in court + much more! V N APE then end it off by revisiting old songs they've ma…
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EPISODE 67 | "Michael Jackson Vs. Karl Marx" (Feat. 1leob)
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys discuss: what the meaning of life is while V tries to defend absurdity, who had the bigger impact; Michael Jackson or Karl Marx?, Kanye back with another rant during his album party, is getting your ass licked/ate by a female considered gay?, is paying for pussy in a third world country considered abuse + much m…
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EPISODE 66 | "I'd Smash Sara Jay" (Feat. 1leob)
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Slow news week but the boys are still here to bring you that NEW V N APE each week! Joined by Leo, the boys discuss: Terrance Howards' "Terryology" & his whole theory on how 1 x 1 = 2, whether not we'd fuck Sara Jay since a lot of people on twitter claim she's not attractive, Derek Chauvin getting stabbed, our friend Yoshi's suggestions/critique on…
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EPISODE 65 | "FUCK ADP" (Feat. David, 1leob, & Ron)
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Due to technical difficulties, V failed to save last weeks pod but we are finally back with another episode! We are joined by a new friend of the show, David. We end up discussing: the fattest chick we’d smash, playing the Ouija board live on the pod (should we?), David’s religious views, Diddy’s Lawsuit, & other random things that come up in our h…
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EPISODE 64 | "The Ethics Of Snitching" (Feat. 1leob)
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by Leo once again! They end up discussing: The Ethics of Snitching & Hypotheticals Regarding It, additional thoughts/updates on Israel vs. Palestine, Freemasons Going Woke, + MORE! Follow us on X (twitter): https://twitter.com/vnapePODCASTBy Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
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EPISODE 63 | "Israel Vs. Palestine" (Feat. 1leob & Ron)
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On this packed episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by the homies Leo & Ron! The boys discuss: Israel Vs. Palestine, Free Will, The Authenticity of Mouthy Buddha videos, The Perfect Ass To Titties Ratio, The U.S. becoming 'Minority White' in the future, David Hume (like always lol), & much more! Enjoy! Follow us on X (twitter): https://twitter.c…
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EPISODE 62 | "Big Mike Running For President" (Feat. Homo Erectus)
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by none other than Apes little brother Homo Erectus! The discussion ends up consisting of: The Philosophy Of Science, The Upcoming Presidential Election, Rumors On Michelle Obama running?, Genital Mutilation, D.A.R.E, Thoughts On The Previous Episode w/Treezy, + much more! Enjoy. Follow us on Twitter:…
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EPISODE 61 | "Debate/Discussion w/ a Marxist-Leninist" (Feat. Treezy)
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On this episode of V N APE, the Anti-Communist boys are joined by Lord Treezy, a Cuban American Marxist-Leninist organizer & rapper. We discussed & debated: Communism, Market Economies, Cubas Political Economy, Imperialism, Human Rights + much more! Enjoy! Follow Treezy on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lordtreezy/ Follow V N APE on Twitter: …
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LIVE from BMB STUDIOS in Miami, V N APE R back to pod this week! V gets a call from his brother Jay live from jail where he gives us an update on how he's doing & a quick discussion about a Glock Dookie. After that the boys discuss: Donald Trump's Viral Mugshot, The Republican Debate, Lockdowns/Mask Mandates coming back?, Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud +…
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EPISODE 59 | "The Velascos" (Feat. J-Starz)
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by none other than V's big brother J-Starz! We discuss: Jay growing up in Cuba, Jay's thoughts on Communism, legalizing all drugs, jail stories, when we should be expecting new music from Jay, Trump getting indicted for the fourth time, + many more topics! Enjoy! Follow J-Starz on Instagram: https://w…
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EPISODE 58 | "Philosophy Vs. Science"
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After a little break from everyday life and work, V N APE are finally back to pod. On this episode the boys discuss: Philosophy vs. Science, V's first ever psychedelic (psilocybin) experience he had with the homie Ron, Assisted Suicide in Canada, the Adam22 situation, the Grammys making A.I contributed songs eligible for Grammy awards, + many more …
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EPISODE 57 | "The Ethics Of Pig F***ing" (Feat. Gian)
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LIVE from The Booth Studios in Miami, FL. That boy Gian came down from Orlando to Hialeah and made sure to stop by to pod w/ the boys! With that being said...On this episode, the boys discuss: Pride Month, Al Pacino having a kid with a 29 year old, Neuralink getting approved by the FDA, an Andrew Tate debate between V N APE, and a philosophical deb…
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EPISODE 56 | "That's A Man's Man" (Feat. Ron)
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Live from M7 Recording Studio in Miami Lakes, FL, Ron joins the gang to discuss: Illegal Immigration, Alchemy, Donald Trumps deposition, the new CEO of Twitter, V's top 3 list for a "Man's Man", + much more! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCASTBy Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys discuss: the viral video of the Dalai Lama asking a little boy to suck his tongue, Freemasonry, Dr. Umar, & a couple other things. The boys then get back in their philosophy bag and take a DEEP DIVE into David Hume’s different philosophical ideas. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST…
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This episode was recorded around 3 AM on a Saturday night after the boys went to go watch UFC 287. We discuss: Jorge Masvidal vs Gilbert Burns, Ron going full KAREN on a Amscot employee, an alleged gang member with Down syndrome who was charged for two Chicago murders, cartoons from our childhood, & a bunch of other RANDOM topics that pop up around…
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EPISODE 53 | "I Can't Believe This Is Reality"
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On this episode, the boys dig deep into the philosophy of science & other philosophical ideas after V watched a Joe Rogan video about such. We touch on David Hume's theory of causation, idealism, Descarte, randomness being a mental construct and plenty more. But before that we briefly discuss: Andrew Tate finally getting out of prison and being pla…
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EPISODE 52 | "Drop-top Afghanny" (Feat. Ron)
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After a lil' break from no podding the boys are back! On this episode, we have Ron back with us to discuss wether pedophiles should get the death penalty, porn, Angela Davis, Nick Fuentes' take on Stalin, Leonardo DiCaprio "dating" a 19 year old and much more! We byke! Follow us on twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST…
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On this episode the boys discuss: Jamal Crawfords hip hop take that went viral which was “Jay-Z’s effect on hip-hop is bigger than any album sales Eminem will have”, another horrible incident of police brutality involving 5 police officers (R.I.P Tyre Nichols), Chat GPT to see how woke it is and ask it a couple questions LIVE, & Ape gives V a break…
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EPISODE 50 | "All My Homies HATE the World Economic Forum" (Feat. Ron)
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On this episode, during the beginning V N APE discuss if V would smash a bigger woman, the best sex position, and collectivism. We then inform/speak to our guest Ron about the world Economic forum that is having their yearly meeting/event, try to see where Ron stands politically, + much more! Follow us on twitter for updates/content: https://twitte…
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EPISODE 49 | "Back To Regularly Scheduled Programming..." (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
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Happy New Year! Welcome to our first pod of 2023! We get right into it and discuss Top G Andrew Tate, Greta Thunberg & whether we’d smash, give Kev a call for an update + much more! Follow us on twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapepodcastBy Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
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EPISODE 48 | "You Shouldn't Be Talking To Drugs" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
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The boys are back to podding after a 2 week break! We get Kev on the phone to give us an update on his journey & for commentary on some current events. After that V N APE go off for 2 hours about so many topics including: Kyrie Irving & what the NBA demands, Kanye, Jeff Bezos giving away all his money, who's apart of the agenda, the correlation bet…
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On this episode we discuss: the tragic death of Takeoff (R.I.P) & how gun violence in hip hop has not slowed down, AOC bitching about Elon Musk & the new features he’s bringing to Twitter, the backlash that Kyrie Irving is facing after posting a documentary/Alex Jones clip on his platform, & end it off with talking about Danish philosopher Soren Ki…
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On this episode, V N APE continue to discuss the backlash Kanye is receiving, the possibility of WW3, Terrence McKenna, a Manhattan congressional candidate publishes a porno, the horrible life of Sporus who was a young boy the Roman Emperor Nero favored, where is Kev? + much more! Follow us on Twitter for updates/content: https://twitter.com/vnapeP…
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EPISODE 45 | "Spirituality Vs. Science" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
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Live from Artificial Memory Studio in Hialeah, FL! The boys are back to discuss: what BASED means and how complex it is, a new scandal that was trending on twitter in Miami area involving scammers who had sex with a trans female thinking she was a biological female, Kanye West & his current takes, Kev's views on spirituality, + much more! Follow us…
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EPISODE 44 | "The Dialectic Of Pussy" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
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Live from the "Artificial Memory Studio" in Hialeah, FL! The boys decided to pod the rest of the time they had after working on some music. They discuss: Legalizing all drugs, Kanye West & his All White Lives Matter t-shirt, Hegel, Capitalism, + much more! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST…
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EPISODE 43 | "My Shit Hangs Low" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
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Live from a music studio in Brickell (Downtown Miami), we are back to pod for a few after recording some new music for the 1st V N APE project. With only an hour left of studio time we try to pod for as much as we can. We discuss: Masculine women, beating off at a very young age, V finally watching Eyes Wide Shut, & much more! Enjoy. ***BTW, apolog…
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EPISODE 42 | "AYOOO?!" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
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On this episode we talk about how Ape would fuck Hillary Clinton, V becoming nonbinary and getting double d implants for the sake of the podcast, why Nikola Tesla was born as Nicole Tesla, why cousin fucking is ok, Adam and Steve, and sacrificing your children to Baal Hammon. We recorded this around 3am on a Saturday night. Enjoy Follow us on Twitt…
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On this episode we speak about: the 1904 olympics, the new AI rapper named FN MEKA, semen retention, & much more! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCASTBy Michael Velasco & TheModernApe
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EPISODE 40 | "Whats Up With That?!" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
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Kev is back! Just 3 guys talking shit on a Saturday night. New music coming soon from us three as well. Enjoy. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST Follow Kev & listen to his music: https://linktr.ee/kevinfromheaven07By Michael Velasco & TheModernApe
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EPISODE 39 | "Free Brittney Griner"
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Them V N APE boys are finally back to podding! We touch on a numerous amount of subjects including: Alex Jones Defamation Trial, Brittney Griner getting sentenced to 9 years in Russia, Andrew Tate, Magicians, & much more! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCASTBy Michael Velasco & TheModernApe
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Do astronauts get pussy in space? Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/vnapepodcastBy Michael Velasco & TheModernApe
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EPISODE 36 | "Bored Ape Nazi Club" (Feat. Gian)
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Gian is officially the consulting manager for V N APE #swag Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/vnapepodcastBy Michael Velasco & TheModernApe
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EPISODE 35 | "Swag Swag" (Feat. Gian)
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Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCASTBy Michael Velasco & TheModernApe
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WHERE THEM BASED BOYZ? WHERE THEM WHERE THEM BASED BOYZ?! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCASTBy Michael Velasco & TheModernApe
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EPISODE 33 | "R.I.P Critical Race Theory”
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The Anti-Communist boys are back to kill Critical Race Theory & all of its bullshit. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST Subscribe to our YouTube clips page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAAlkZzERouHaf86ywlq3tQBy Michael Velasco & TheModernApe
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On this episode of V N APE, we discuss: the leaked documents from the Supreme Court regarding Roe Vs. Wade & our thoughts on abortion, porn conventions, Malcolm Macdonald's story, Kevin Samuels passing away (R.I.P), satanic temples & much more! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST Subscribe to our YouTube clips page: https://www.y…
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Late upload but we are here! The boys unpack a bunch of topics throughout this episode. We touch on: Crack/Cocaine, Elon Musk officially buying Twitter, Meditating, Yogis/Monks burning themselves to death on fire as a sign of protesting, more talk about The Booty Banditz in prison & much more! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST …
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Happy 420! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCASTBy Michael Velasco & TheModernApe
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On this episode we touch on: the" Don't Say Gay" Bill, a quick update on Russia & Ukraine, athletes dealing with CTE, WWE & wrestling, Elon Musk trying to buy Twitter, & much more! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/VNAPEpodcastBy Michael Velasco & TheModernApe
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EPISODE 28 | "Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock"
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On this episode the boys don't unpack much due to them having no topics ready for this episode. Nonetheless, APE gives his thoughts on why he doesn't fuck with the strip club, we talk about the infamous moment between Will Smith & Chris Rock at the Oscars, Neil Degrass Tyson, & more! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/VNAPEPODCAST…
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EPISODE 27 | "Stay Out Of Trouble" (Feat. Julian)
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On this episode, we speak to Julian who is one of the most interesting people from the Hialeah area. We talk about: his origins/background growing up as a kid, him getting arrested due to tweeting bomb threats on Twitter, his jail/prison experiences and the craziest thing he's seen while incarcerated, a debate over religion & much more! Follow us o…
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On this episode we touch on: V's mini backlash on twitter after commenting on a post trying to defend Kim Kardashian, who the hottest politicians are, a Felony Fights video that we watch live, The Office & whether it is funny or not, & much more! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/VNAPEpodcast Subscribe to our YouTube: https://www.youtube.co…
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