Have you ever taken a little something from a historical site or nature preserve only to find out. . . you’ve been cursed?? Listen to this episode to find out how to return it, and hear the cautionary tales. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Two classic tales of entire villages that disappeared, complete with all the weird theories. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

We’re taking a week off and will be back next week! If you miss us too much check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/noneofthisisrealBy None of This is Real

Was Avril Lavigne replaced by a body double? Was Paula Abdul really injured in a plane crash?? These theories are sometimes infuriating and always ridiculous. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Pull yourself up by your chinstrap, string theory daddy because we're talking about strange celestial phenomena from ancient times to the 1990's. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

We’re fawning and fluttering over here at these weird and wonderful emails YOU sent us! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Fancy a trip to a haunted forest? We’ve GOT YOU. Take a stroll through Cameron Park or get lost with the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Craving a sweet treat, an old legend about a woman who disappeared, or gum full of spider bits? Or maybe you’ve been itching to put a jawbreaker in the microwave? Before you do that, listen to this episode full of candy lore and legends! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.…

Myths, lore, recipes, societal bs and a little biology about miraculous births and the creation of life. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

A 2024 prediction update, some hauntingly beautiful things coming out of SETI, and a lot of squirrel talk. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

WHAT is penguiong on?? It’s a listicle of pranks and hoaxes from the 20th and 21st century! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Part 1 of our 200th Episode + Birthday Extravaganza is all about 19th century hoaxes and pranks of the most absurd variety. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

We’ve really gone underground with this episode but don’t worry- it wasn’t aliens. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Y’all beautiful weirdos sent us ghost stories, predictions, curated bathroom dreams, and irl gifts! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Directly inspired by our Lake Monster episode, this one is all about weird, creepy lakes and the strange things lurking in their depths. Theme song written & performed by MIquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Listen with caution- these tales might make you afraid to fall asleep, especially in Japan. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Y’all what do you think is the worst kind of brown paint? Do you have any internal piercings?? Also, you’re welcome for this little reminder that LIFE IS GROSS ™ Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

We're taking our quarterly break to slather ourselves in ointments, sit by the fire, and get even weirder. See you next week! If you miss us terribly please find us at Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal or find us on social media at @noneofthisisrealpodcastBy None of This is Real

Lo and behold, we have a 2024 bingo card that will make you both optimistic and terrified! See how our predictions compare to the magic 8 ball’s and let us know what YOU think will happen in 2024. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Get out your colanders and toss some flaming raisins in your mouth because we’re celebrating these dark winter days with more strange holiday creatures and exciting new rituals to combat seasonal affective disorder! Is it working?? Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Travel the world with us as Sarah describes unseen horrors (allegedly!) from lakes around the globe. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

We were up to our eyeballs in lake monsters, so we had to break it up into two episodes! Dip your toes in two lakes and a bay as Damini shares a slippery, slimy listicle of North American monsters. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real