Send us a Text Message. Bonjour mes amis! That bunch of humour goons return again with tales of COVID, fever dreams, mindfulness, primordial soup, space boffins, urine, space spanners, flasks of piss, we're off to Paris in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, horses in bogs, ice cream vans, the River Seine, furious Parisians, dirty protests, extra ea…

Send us a Text Message. The three satirists of gibber-jabber are back with chat about Zoom quizzes, Charlie Bucket, awkward moments, childhood memories, train accidents, a helpful farmer, NFL, the Summer Solstice, The European Football Championships, football anthems, oboes, bratwurst. Chris is taking us off to Northern Australia AND New York, New …

Send us a Text Message. Hola! The three juvenile middle-aged men are back with talk of pillowcases, nits, head grease, scalp tonic, Matt Le Tissier, conspiracy theories, David Icke, Pluto, Avril Lavigne, The People's Princess, "mates", confessions, Michigan (in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar), a woman in a supermarket sign, body odour, The Seven…

Send us a Text Message. Oh yeah! The three scoundrels are back with talk of surprise birthday parties, Chris' daily life, koala cubs, a man with hooves (clip clop!), cans, Minty B being in touch about Pancake(s) Day, Robocop, the Vatican, ancient carvings, Wagamama's, Grimsby Town FC's facilities, our favourite listener, the good people of Grant (N…

Send us a Text Message. Guess who's back!? That's right...the triumphant trio return yet again with talk of supermarkets, embarrassing purchases, vests, service refusal, health checks, shrinking in height (decompression of the spine!), being overweight, liver function, funeral plans, purgatory, cartoons, tank tops, keeping chickens in GRANT, NEBRAS…

Send us a Text Message. After a hiatus, the three giggling amigos are back with talk of yoga pants, elephants, koftas, dog bites, Thailand, motorways, luck, horse racing, open roads, supermarket trolleys, pound coins, gambling, keeping the economy afloat, WAGs, The Oscars, Grant (Nebraska), excess property / equipment, an auction, job interview que…

Send us a Text Message. Welcome one and all! On this episode, the three ne'er-do-wells return with talk of illness, job applications, Grant (Nebraska), world records, Chris' mother, lanyards, plastic forks in a man's beard, number-one singles, rabbits out a hat, paper airplanes, human brains, holding your breath, omelettes, hats, protein powder, pe…

Send us a Text Message. Yeeeeessss, the jovial three piece are back again with talk of winter, worrying mothers, earmuffs, being sans jacket, bathhouses, capsule hotels, mountain air, condiments, Valentine cards, escaped monkeys, Pennsylvania, bucks, dogs eating things they shouldn't, chilly Canadians, subzero temperatures, Pancakes Day, and more! …

Send us a Text Message. Belated new year greetings to you all! The three lounge lizards of mirth return with talk of whistling, writing on one's own hands, Chris' mysterious neighbour, the lads next door, wheelies, swapsies, art galleries, banana artwork, cyber warfare, Baba Vanga, darts, Luke Littler, the taste for kebabs, condiments, government a…

Send us a Text Message. Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it from the three unwise middle-aged men! Feast on festive banter about advent calendars, the dentist, KFC, general merriment, Christmas trees, festive songs, The Jarrow Arrow, radio, Mariah Carey, illegal recordings, colouring books, out-of-stock carrots, ashtrays, cherished memori…

Send us a Text Message. It's been a minute! The three clowns of communication return with an explanation as to why it's been a month, the tale of a little blue suitcase, Steve Cram in all his guises, Poetry Corner, smearing Nutella, fixing Britain, a mysterious manager, forcing fluid, dead spiders, reanimation, ethics, Doctor Who, sofas/settees/cou…

Send us a Text Message. Those three horsemen of humour are back again with natter about cats, health checks, livers, stress, gums, a world exclusive from a famous runner (!), concern for Tom, The Beatles, AI, illegal Scandinavian reindeers, a big fence, passports, dynamite in cars, simian escapes, Planet of the Apes, lions in Grimsby, The Day of th…

Send us a Text Message. The three wagsters return with prattle about rugby, whiskey, jazz, Mr. Bean, gaming, BBQs, Poetry Corner, birthdays, recruitment agencies, warehouse work, mysterious figures, threatening notes, unions, TikTok lies, pint challenges, Okinawa, sanshin, convenience stores, underpants, scooters, helmets, pubs, bath cans, the supe…

Send us a Text Message. Cor blimey! The triad of titter return with talk of Pete becoming a pro-wrestler, regional delicacies (pie, mash, and liquor), Poetry Corner returns, there's also talk of effigies, fighting tips, Nutella, vans, flying headbutts, pushing people, butterflies, ponies on buses, holes in the Great Wall of China, sperm donors, she…

Send us a Text Message. The three peddlers of mirth return with talk of pair tattoos, terms of endearment, incontinence, geography teachers, school, Africa, search engines, bags of cans, rats, there are facts, and a quiz! Cor blimey guv'nor! The rozzers turn up, too! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in …

Send us a Text Message. We're back! The trinity of guff return with talk of a Finnish bear, book clubs, cults, being down south, parole officers, copper theft, a yacht sinking, a postcard from Chaka Demus & Pliers, raw crumpets, spiritual marriage, going back to school, collecting memorabilia, loads (and we mean LOADS) of wine in Moldova, tattoo de…

Send us a Text Message. Greetings! SYMJ will return in its entirety with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to keep those plates of interest spinning.... This sample jar is dedicated to Tom's Audience Intercommunication where our custodian of emails / letters / pigeons etc. r…

Send us a Text Message. Hello! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to keep your proverbial lips moist... In this sample jar we hear a ghost story from the best bar in Nebraska City – Dinty Moore’s, Chris takes us off to Japan for the tale of the…

Send us a Text Message. Been a minute! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to tide you over... This sample jar begins with Chris saying goodbye to Grant, Nebraska (our first love), before we hear the words "Dinty Moore's" for the first time (lif…

Send us a Text Message. Bonjour! The trio of titter return with jibber-jabber about dinner parties, crocodile / alligator jokes, putting your foot in it, Poetry Corner, the genitalia of Australians, teeth, broken bones, people from the future, Nebraska City's weather, the price of a beer in Omaha, Runza, Sumo, hot pot, rice, noodles, under Chris' b…

Send us a Text Message. Greetings! The three wise(ish) guys are back with talk of the Coronation (yawn), Canada, Australia, New Zealand, King Charles (Poetry Corner), Dinty Moore's, Pickleball, pasta in a stream, New Jersey, a suspect mayor, imaginary characters, microfiche, lesser-known words / phrases, and loads more! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience In…

Send us a Text Message. Oh what an atmosphere! The trio of chums are back with talk of annoying kids, foul smells, Poetry Corner, Geoff Capes' fury, the pub, the Coronation, Nebraska, Sip Nebraska (booze tasting festival), being naked inappropriately, a quick-fire game from Tom, vegetarianism, and loads more.... Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommu…

Send us a Text Message. The trifecta of fun stuff return with waffle about haircuts, moles, steak tartare, dysentery, the return of Poetry Corner, deceased WWE wrestlers, lemon and garlic chicken, YouTube videos, the lesser-known laws of Nebraska, onion breath, planes, horses, oxen, Bia Hoi, cheap beer, secret lives, and LOADS MORE! Oh, and....Tom’…

Send us a Text Message. The trio of titter return with guff about Vietnam, underpants, currency, a fun game, Colonel Gaddafi, ice cream, bespoke trousers, a touching letter, out-of-date food, large amounts of snow, admiral talk, Nebraska, Dinty Moore's charity event for Dawn (respect), education, dealing with cheating, vaping, Jane Austen, and so m…

Send us a Text Message. The triad of guff are back with talk of illness, Australian beans, Vegemite, Chris' musical news, swaps, Hungry Hippos, high-heel boots, first date advice, becoming an admiral in Nebraska, Jim Pillen, cold and flu remedies, balloons, UFOs, sausages, and Tom's Unexplained Paranormal and Conspiracy Theory Whatnots is BACK! PLU…

Micrometastasis de-mystified.By A Lump in the Road

Send us a Text Message. Tom, Chris, Pete, and Artificial Intelligence bring you this whizz-banger of an episode! There's talk of Bangkok, lookalikes, possible adoptions, man bags, A.I, King Henry VIII, Pickleball, Opal Fruits, Valentines Day, Dr. Love, romantic gestures, Kool-Aid (invented in Hastings, Nebraska), Jouhatsu (people disappearing), Pan…

Andrew joins us to explain what it's like living with someone who is living with cancer.By A Lump in the Road

Histology results are on the way...By A Lump in the Road

Send us a Text Message. Yikes! The three horsemen of the peculiar are back with talk of protests, CDs, crows, seagulls, Twitter polls, Steve Cram, Guinness, Chris' musical, swaps, bone-grinding, pigs, family tears, Nebraskan agriculture, corn, the official fish of Nebraska, dangerous animals of Nebraska, plagiarism, insect bites, Pickleball, dinosa…

Things I wish I had known before surgery.By A Lump in the Road

Having off days and where do you put your anger?By A Lump in the Road

Send us a Text Message. Happy New Year! The three purveyors of mirth are back in 2023 with talk of Christmas in Armenia, The monarch's festive speech, telly, cans, early nights, sukiyaki, a trip to the shrine, a musical involving porridge, present swaps, sausage fingers, keyboards, drums, drones, multi-gym, conjoined twins, nan's house, parallel un…

What type of breast surgery can I expect and what are my options?By A Lump in the Road

We've been talking about how tough it is to speak to people following a cancer diagnosis. Explaining what is happening to those closest to us can sometimes be the toughest thing to do.By A Lump in the Road

From finding a lump to diagnosis, the journey begins.By A Lump in the Road

Send us a Text Message. Merry Christmas! Felicitations at this festive time of year! Open this treasure trove of an episode to reveal talk of mulled wine, lager, roaring fires, advent calendars, Christmas movies, sweepstake news, Chris' musical, a festive limerick, festive agendas, Nebraska at Christmas (they take it seriously), the Nebraskan pop g…

Send us a Text Message. Football, football, football! The three goalhangers of mirth are blathering on about going to bed early, football, missing goals, scoreless matches, football, sweepstakes, a Greenland World Cup song, Bristol stereotypes, Nebraskan charity work in Zimbabwe (good on them!), grim tales from Nebraska, kissing, favourite football…

Send us a Text Message. The three quipsters are back once again with discourse relating to the World Cup, booze bans, boozy journeys home, a sweepstake, climate change protester names, a trip to Mars, Man (?), Dinty Moore's, a macabre folklore wormhole, a literary challenge, breaking stereotypes, and a WHOLE LOAD MORE. It really will be a special t…

Send us a Text Message. The three funny men are back with talk of zoo trips, pickling, a very snowy sequel from Chris, the dark web, news from Nebraska in Far off Foreign Affairs from Afar, midnight visits from emergency services, senses of shame, morality, a scientific scenario-based questionnaire, Zimbabweans, Japanese festivals, and a whole load…

Send us a Text Message. Oooh! Happy Halloween! The three frightening philanderers (not really) are back with some spooky vibes. There is talk of cupboards, costumes, beermats, scrolls from ghouls, pumpkins, Dinty Moore's (Nebraska) haunted ice machine, disturbed sleep, quacks, urban legends, creepy pasta (?), haunted dolls, Aka Manto, and a WHOLE L…

Send us a Text Message. Greetings! The three geysers of mirth are back once again with talk of mottos, letters to brothers, names for new numbers / times in the day, bathing in baked beans, Wesley Smunk, Family Feud (Fortunes), Omahans, wood carving, mushrooms (edible and otherwise), PLANET NEWS, Disneyfication, and fairytales. Crikey! What a load …

Send us a Text Message. We're back! The trio of middle-aged scampsters are talking about meeting up in the pub, abrasive facial hair, pleasant aromas, breakfast in bed, Autumnal fashion, penance for not doing the pod for a bit, letters, The Nebraska City Apple Jack Festival, some illicit reading material, jet lag, world time zones, and LOADS MORE! …

Send us a Text Message. Well folks, everyone's favourite dose of nonsense will be back in mere days! Stay tuned!By Tom, Chris, and Pete

Send us a Text Message. Well, it's episode number 50! The three oddballs are back again with talk of quicksand, RoboCop, lovely sport, a chair museum, trespassing on football grounds, trucks, Chaka Demus & Pliers' art, Cycle to Work Day, a revisit to NEBRASKA (!) in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar, monkey attacks in Japan, another installment of …

Send us a Text Message. Oh yeah! The trio of buffoonery are back once again with chat about the heat, earbuds, being left-handed people, audio books, reading glasses, staying cool, Tip Tops, cold showers, hamsters in space, elaborate paint jobs on trucks, space, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, a Soviet dog, izakaya, British pubs in Japan, and A WHOLE …

Send us a Text Message. The trinity of nonsense are back once again with a veritable feast for your aural delight! There's talk of Japanese heatwaves, air conditioning, sunbathing, the Large Hadron Collider, opticians, lack of sleep, kids' art, old men's bizarre health problems, bit more about sleep, scorpions, spiders, entities, amazing facts, far…

Send us a Text Message. The three scamps are back with a good ol' chinwag about proper swimming, delayed trains, Poetry Corner, somewhere new in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Father's Day, a possible adoption, a face steamer for sale, aromas, Suffragettes, and the prospect of an SYMJ tour, and LOADS MORE! Yeah! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Interc…

Send us a Text Message. Oh yeah! The triumvirate of nonsense are back once again with talk of nasal waxing, helmets, wardrobe malfunctions, reading glasses, Grimsby Town, close encounters, eggs (again), cereals, McDonalds, Texas, penalty kicks, the Good Housekeeping guide, hammers, and SO MUCH MORE! It's a real feast for your aural pleasure. Oh, an…

Send us a Text Message. Razzle dazzle! The triad of chuckles are back with another episode of the good stuff for you. They'll be talking about drunks in supermarkets (again), l'esprit d'escalier (French that), documentaries about space, football, dating advice, waking up "dead", the Pizza Effect, sushi, the Platinum Jubilee, bunting, antonyms, Paul…