This is a preview of a bonus episode- find the whole thing here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/103479113 Beowulf is a 2007 American adult animated fantasy action film produced and directed by Robert Zemeckis, written by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary, based on the Old English epic poem Beowulf, and featuring the voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins…

This week: We're fucking back to fucking eurospy you mother fuckers. Our Duty is ironclad, our Will steadfast, our Vision clear... And we're using this to derive a perfect forumla for a Eurospy movie. The names change but the roles remain the same every time. 009? M? Bond? The 'our man in [location]', the local guide, The first woman, The second wo…

Okay okay okay, how about a fun one. I know the Card Counter and To The Bone were heavy, and you've all been so good. With the state of the world as it is, maybe we just need to watch a 1997 comedy about two best friends who want to impress their small-town high school. ------ FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for pa…

Three Nights, Three Shows. This, dear friends, is the third night of the "Kill James Bond Presents: A Masterpiece of Feminist Cinema" series of shows, and we ended it the only way we know how: Dressed up reeeeeal sexy then talked about a mid movie we'd all seen. This, recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on International Women's Day Weekend…

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They made a second one. I don't know how to tell you this, but they did a second Charlie's Angels in 2003. How will this series about fun and cool women spies who are friends and love each other deal with making a sequel in the aftermath of the terrorist attack that shook the west? How will the early 2000s make itself felt? This, recorded live at t…

If we're having fun on one feed, it frees us up to get REAL on the other one. So Let's talk about Marti Noxon's 2017 movie To The Bone, a film about a young woman struggling with anorexia nervosa. Content warning: Obviously, discussion of eating disorders start to finish. ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donate https://www.map.org.uk/donat…

We've talked a lot about Men, in our time. But what if there were a fairer sex? What if the year was 2000, the cold war was won, history was over, 9/11 was never going to happen, and it was finally time to start thinking about whether Women could be in movies. This, recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on International Women's Day, the 8th …

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ 2:12 AM: going back for more US Military courtroom drama A decorated Vietnam war veteran orders his squad to fire on an unarmed crowd of protestors outside the US embassy to Yemen. But what if it was cool and fine for h…

It's time for another Eurospy spoof. This movie, based on the 'Modesty Blaise' comics by Peter O'Donnell, was written and directed by Joseph Losey to be 'A pop-art inspired spoof, with over-the-top set design, """Avante-garde editing""", and deliberate continuity problems'. It was nominated for a Palme d'Or at Cannes. He made a bad movie on purpose…

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ This week, our Spy Kids Correspondents Tom Walker and Demi Lardner rejoin us to crack into 2011's Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World, a genuinely good kid's movie. Nate, our perfect and beautiful producer, referred t…

I hope this Shark finds you well, ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donate https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, r…

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Youve got to bend the bullets, James McAvoy. You're such a loser with your well-paying office job, why don't you embrace the power of your bloodline and kill people for no real reason. ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineact…

Alright, thats quite enough vaguely muddling through the depths of Eurospy. Going forward, it's Bangers Only- and kicking that off is That Man in Istanbul, or as it will come to be known, the Ballad of Tony Mercedes. But we simply couldn't do it alone. Joining us on this episode is A.J. from The Worst of All Possible Worlds! ------ FREE PALESTINE p…

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ This week, Alice_Analysis returns for another installment of the Cerebral Hour- Jean-Luc Godard's French New Wave masterpiece, Vivre sa vie! A young woman feels her life is not going in the direction she wishes, and tri…

This week, we're joined by Alex Ptak from the podcast Quorators to discuss another German spy movie. Remember a few episodes ago when we realised that the director was an architect of the french new wave? This is the same except we find out that the director invented a new kind of child pornographyBy Alice, Abigail, and Devon

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz. Yeah thats right, youve gotta pay us f…

OSS 117, your enemy on this mission is an amazonian indigenous tribe. Your ally? Why, the humble Billionaire Cattle Rancher... ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donate https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen …

It's Goldfinger! The movie is Goldfinger, the protagonist is Goldfinger, I think there's a british spy in there somewhere but I wasn't paying that much attention. ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donate https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond …

Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023! John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a fucking nuisance of himself. ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donate https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond --…

That's right, to celebrate 5 million downloads we gave you (That's right, you) the opportunity to pick the next bonus episode! Then, in a tournament that came somehow to be known as the '16 james double bondation', you selected 'Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World'. Join us on this voyage (Ha) as we ask: Do dudes rock? The answer... May…

This week we're inexplicably back in Vienna, to watch a movie that spends more time humanising it's villains than the protagonist. And joining us is none other than Josh Boerman from the Worst of all Possible Worlds podcast! ------ FREE PALESTINE Well, we're all witnessing a genocide on our phones, and our elected leaders are running cover for a ro…

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Thats's right, the strike's over. While we're not giving up on Eurospy just yet, this means we're no longer limited on bonus episodes. So what better a time than now to do a film Abi has been wanting to do since the ver…

This one is inexplicably a spy movie funded partially by the City of Vienna for tourism purposes. I say 'inexplicably' because Vienna looks like an absolute heap of shit for the entire movie and I can't imagine this made anyone want to visit. ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I ca…

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's Alice's bonus pick again, and she's brought us actual cinéma. A real Móvié about a sad italian man during the height of the fascist dictatorship. ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE Aid is not getting in …