Best Arielle Kaplan Podcasts (2024)

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Why People Fake Orgasms and Fart Fetishes 16:54

9M ago16:54

16:54

GET STUFFED, BETCH! This week on Good in Bed... 1. House of Kardashians on Peacock reveals Kim Kardashian "leaked" her own sex tape. 2. Thanksgiving pickup lines 3. Fetish of the week: "Eproctophilia in a Young Male" 4. Why funny people get laid 5. The top 5 reasons people fake orgasms 6. Syphilis and STIs are on the rise—and this is why!! 7. Texts…

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Just Say No Nut November and 2024 Dating Trends 23:34

9M ago23:34

23:34

OOPS, I MISSED LAST WEEK'S EPISODE! Don't yell at me, I'm just a little baby!! Your regularly scheduled sex news programming is BACK. This week in sex news... 1. Your relationship might be suffering due to poor sleep, study says. 2. Women's health app Flo launches feature for partners. 3. Meta rejects sex toy ads for women, approves them for men. S…

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Spooky Celebrity Sex and Teens Hate Sex on Screen 21:05

10M ago21:05

21:05

BOO, BITCH! Good in Bed is back from the dead and has taken over the Seven Minutes in Heaven feed. Get used to it. This week in sex news… Spectrophilia: Celebs who’ve made love to ghosts Cops investigate a “dead body” which turns out to be a “very dirty, broken and overused” sex doll Gen Z gets the ICK from onscreen sex, wants no-mance over romance…

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The Bigger the Schnoz the Bigger the Schlong ft Natalie "Jew Tits" Perlin 1:18:14

10M ago1:18:14

1:18:14

On this week's episode, Arielle tells you the latest in sex news: nose size and penis size are correlated, orgasming before bed can help you sleep, and hot teachers lead to better grades. Plus, Arielle is joined by Natalie Perlin (Comic To Watch at the 2019 New York Comedy Festival, Attack of the 36GGG Woman). Listen in as the two chat about dating…

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Why Straight Girls Kiss at Parties ft. Sarah Adelman 1:01:53

10M ago1:01:53

1:01:53

This Tuesday, Arielle keeps you up to date on the latest sex news: girls kissing at parties, global penis size, and dating app zodiac stats. Then, she's joined by the lovely Sarah Adelman (Unladylike Comedy, Disco Nap Comedy)! Listen in as they discuss Sarah's semen research, serial monogamy, dating on Club Penguin, and first kisses. Follow Sarah o…

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Tall Glass of Breast Milk ft. Jack Reichert 1:20:06

10M ago1:20:06

1:20:06

This one is for the boys... this week, Arielle keeps you up to date on basketball drama, her favorite shows to stream, and the history of masturbation. Plus, she's joined by comedian Jack Reichart! Listen in as he is very respectful of his girlfriend and parents, chats about hate comments and Britney Spears, and the two bond over growing up Jewish.…

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Does Dick Size Matter? ft. Eileen Hanley 1:16:34

10M ago1:16:34

1:16:34

This week Arielle investigates: does size really matter? Are blue balls real? Does relationship status affect men's interactions with sex workers? Plus, she's joined by Eileen Hanley, queer comedian, singer, and TikTok extraordinaire! Eileen shares her journey around her sexuality and gives us all the juicy deets about queer hookups. Follow Eileen …

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"I Am Extremely This" with Rachel Coster 1:41:45

3y ago1:41:45

1:41:45

Eileen & Lauren chat with absolute human fire tornado of hilarity and certified Trying to Be a Good Person™ Rachel Coster!!! They caught Rachel on her dredge through Prospect Park, making her Crazy Hot's first ever outdoor interview. She is so naturally funny, talking to her made them pee their pants. We talk about the best way to take drugs, tryin…

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"I'm Having Sex Right Now" with Youngmi Mayer 1:39:25

3y ago1:39:25

1:39:25

Eileen and Lauren chat with the amazing Youngmi Mayer (as in John Mayer but no relation thank god), prolific Tweet writer, comedian, TikTok star and host of Feeling Asian podcast and live show! They talk about the best way to deal with trolls, Youngmi's plethora of pets (two cats one dog), the funny things her son does, embracing her MILF status, a…

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"Horny Jewish Bitch" with Arielle Kaplan 1:54:06

3y ago1:54:06

1:54:06

Today's episode is really something. Eileen and Lauren chat with hot Jewish sex positive influencer and meme lord Arielle Kaplan aka Whoregasmic, writer and host of Balls Deep podcast!! They talk daddy issues, having IBS (or not), rebranding to be a person instead of a meme page, why being neglected makes you a hot adult, poop smoothies to help you…

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"World's Biggest Internet Troll" with Ben Palmer 1:54:13

3y ago1:54:13

1:54:13

Eileen & Lauren chat with absolutely legendary and world renowned comedian and internet troll Ben Palmer of Palmer Trolls!! You've seen the videos where a random guy crashes an MLM's (pyramid scheme's) Zoom meetings and makes fake Facebook pages of Walmart's customer service to reply to boomers online - that's Ben. They chat about his work as an in…

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"Single Fringle Dingle" With Zubi Ahmed 1:39:01

3y ago1:39:01

1:39:01

Eileen & Lauren chat with gorgeous hilarious comedian Zubi Ahmed!! They talk about the newest episodes of Arthur (D.W. dying from Covid), being toxic on dating apps, being a Capricorn who works hard and plays hard, not being friends with your ex, the little-known secret that Laughing Buddha brings out free food at the end of the open mics, and runn…

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"Yeah That's Right, I Know Animal Collective" with Steve Jeanty 1:14:36

3y ago1:14:36

1:14:36

Eileen & Lauren chat to rapper, comedian, and delightful person Steve Jeanty aka Ronnie Cortado! They talk about where to get the deeply desirable Lord Farquad body, delicious Haitian food, the trauma of being on the last ever set of UCB Lloyd teams, being stopped on the street outside of Urban Outfitters, and how the fuck you actually freestyle ra…

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"I Thought I Had Cancer but I Was Just Ashy" with Nonye Brown-West 1:23:52

3y ago1:23:52

1:23:52

Eileen & Lauren chat with gorgeous and hilarious East Coast Exclusive comedian Nonye Brown-West!! They talk about how Tinder is not the MIT dick machine it used to be, going nude at Jacob Riis beach, how to pronounce Jacob Riis, being a paralegal, people from Boston getting mad and flipping your car, sunburning your boobies, and getting your prom d…

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"Get a Safe Word or Get Out" with Maya Deshmukh 1:54:14

3y ago1:54:14

1:54:14

Eileen and Lauren talk to drop dead gorgeous, funny as hell, and absolute DELIGHT Maya Deshmukh. They chat about her dual career as a character comedian and dentist, undetectable plastic surgery, not disclosing your age, weird nicknames we give our significant others, and how ultimately everyone deserves love (gross to mention but so true!!!). Foll…

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"There's One Place I Don't Wanna Be High, and It's the Post Office" with Molly Brown 1:33:10

3y ago1:33:10

1:33:10

Eileen & Lauren chat with their dear fellow Sister Wife and amazingly successful hot actress Molly Brown! They talk about her original series Boy Shorts, compulsory heterosexuality, having a Catan tournament in the Empire State Building against Ronnie the lawyer, her sick sick fashion sense, having exes with questionable judgement, and her new movi…

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And Now for a Shameless Plug!!! 1:02

3y ago1:02

1:02

Taking a break from the pod this week to focus on our live show CRAZY HOT: The Wet Show at Caveat Tuesday 7/13 at 7pm! Featuring NYC's hottest comedians Dylan Adler, Gara Lonning, Kenice Mobley, Chanel Ali & Lili Michelle Koohestani plus a surprise celebrity guest. Would love to see you there!! Get your tickets on the Caveat website. If you're not …

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"Getting Mooned By Teenagers" With Brooks Allison 1:44:57

3y ago1:44:57

1:44:57

Eileen and Lauren chat with musician, comedian, and viral TikTok sensation Brooks Allison aka Boy Brooks!! They talk about being coffee snobs (or not), being traumatized as a child, realizing you're gay, how TikTok is the wild west, hot girl summer fashion, and what exactly a Cloister is. Brooks is a musical genius and an absolute delight. Follow h…

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"Miss, What Is Going on with Your Face?" with Zilla Vodnas 1:35:54

3y ago1:35:54

1:35:54

Eileen & Lauren talk to legendary comedian and native New Yorker Zilla Vodnas!!! After discussing in depth her commute from Rockaway Beach into Manhattan, they chat about her signature hot move (stealing a book from every lover she's taken), body positivity, her job as a teacher for children with special needs, our mutual hatred of capitalism, bein…

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"I'M NOT GAY" with Sophie Santos 1:57:08

3y ago1:57:08

1:57:08

Eileen and Lauren chat with brilliant queer comedian and writer, host of The Lesbian Agenda, Sophie Santos!! They talk in depth about her book "The One You Want to Marry (And Other Identities I've Had)" coming out on Amazon in October of 2021, as well as her time in a sorority, realizing she was gay, how hot her hands are holding an iced cortado, b…

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Oops!! We're Drunk Little Babies!! 1:18:03

3y ago1:18:03

1:18:03

Welcome to the capsule episode where Eileen and Lauren got a little tipsy and thought it would be hilarious to record that!! The verdict is out on whether or not this episode is funny or just humiliating. They talk about Bo Burnham's "Inside", how to get rid of hiccups (spoiler alert: the method they try doesn't work), the hottest guy in the Monste…

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"Legally Brunette" with Maria DeCotis 2:06:08

3y ago2:06:08

2:06:08

Eileen & Lauren have an extremely chaotic chat with dear friend, fellow Sister Wife and gorgeous Twitter Famous comedian Maria DeCotis. They discuss her stint as Mike Birbiglia's understudy, her perfect Cuomo lip-syncs and Natasha Lyonne impression, how she owes everything to Sarah Cooper, whether or not a blue moon is really blue (it is), and if i…

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"I Don't Often Look Like People, But When I Do, They're Mythical Men" with Remy Kassimir 1:41:00

3y ago1:41:00

1:41:00

Eileen and Lauren chat with the absolutely legendary comedian Remy Kassimir, orgasm expert, host of the podcast How Cum, and the only native Manhattanite that still lives in NYC. They compare their sex toys, talk about being horny for Legolas, dive into Remy's love of crabbing, and if you listen closely, Remy drops promo codes to at least five prod…

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"Ruin Your Clit Through Horseplay" with Raina Morris 1:53:06

3+ y ago1:53:06

1:53:06

CONTENT WARNING: The episode discusses sexual assault. Eileen and Lauren talk to hotness icon Raina Morris aka @quakerraina, a comedy goddess with endless charm. They talk about Travis Scott's new energy drink, being cyber bullied in the comment section on TikTok, being good at riddles, how to write an amazing Tweet, and how to win The Circle. List…

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"You Can't Tell a Kid 'Hey, You're 3 Years Old.' They Have to Learn It on Their Own" with Tom White 1:34:10

3+ y ago1:34:10

1:34:10

Eileen & Lauren chat with a brilliant, accomplished actor Tom White whose greatest achievement is being Eileen & Lauren's improv team The Sister Wives' improv coach!!! Tune in for extremely wise stories about being an idiot in high school and being forgiven in the most epic way, the job crisis of all the unemployed Billy Elliot kids, another monk s…

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"There Can Only Be One Gay Virgo Top In Any Room... And It's Me" with Dylan Adler 1:14:39

3+ y ago1:14:39

1:14:39

CONTENT WARNING: This episode discusses sexual assault. Eileen & Lauren chat with wildly talented and funny musical comedy icon Dylan Adler, a Virgo top who loves nice boys!! They discuss being hot to some, his signature dance move The Flappy Arm, wanting to make your therapist laugh, and how expensive Pattern Games are both to learn how to do and …

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"I Try to Fit In One Guinness Every Night - It Makes You Strong" with Susan Hanley (Eileen's Mom) 48:06

3+ y ago48:06

48:06

Eileen & Lauren talk to one of the most amazing women in the world, Eileen's mom Susan Hanley!!!! Yes, she was coerced into doing this but don't worry, she totally loved it after the initial fan-girling over her daughter's newfound comedy podcast fame subsided. The ladies talk about being punk in the 80s, following your older sister's boyfriend to …

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"Oh No, There's Drama? Somebody Call 911... But Not Me, I'm Busy" with Victoria Hoffman 1:21:50

3+ y ago1:21:50

1:21:50

Eileen & Lauren chat with absolute goddess and perfect comedy/fitness crossover queen Victoria Hoffman about witches (consensus: definitely real), fostering pets, losing your virginity in a bodega, and Lauren's true age (definitely 28).By Crazy Hot

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"We Got Interrupted and Derailed Because We Were Starstruck By Lupita Nyong'o" with Nick Curley 1:32:01

3+ y ago1:32:01

1:32:01

Eileen and Lauren chat with Nick Curley, Lauren's live-in lover, for one of the most epic episodes yet. They talk about being on a "hot list" in high school, Lauren's Dr. Nazarian impression, how opening Instagram is to die, how John Hodgman is basically who Nick and Eileen's boyfriend Josh want to be, and how to get people to know you think they'r…

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"Dumptruck Comstock, My 6th Grade Science Teacher" with Mary Ragus 1:11:40

3+ y ago1:11:40

1:11:40

Eileen & Lauren chat with wonderful person Mary Ragus and talk about The Bachelor, TikTok trends, and what makes you a true New Yorker (kicking a rat with open-toed shoes).By Crazy Hot

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"Two Tips: The Tip at a Restaurant and the Tip of a Dick" with Felicia Blum 56:08

3+ y ago56:08

56:08

Eileen & Lauren interview their sister wife & frequent collaborator Felicia Blum (not bloom, Blum like bum with an L) and talk about crafting, fisting, and how she invented the CRAP genre (comedy rap).By Crazy Hot

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"Am I Being Heterophobic?" with Emily Evans 1:25:10

3+ y ago1:25:10

1:25:10

Eileen & Lauren chat with fellow Sister Wife improviser and certified big lesbian sister Emily Evans and talk about astrology, smelling a little, and how to get a bird out of your room.By Crazy Hot

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"Jennifer Aniston: Get Off Book" with Eddie Mawere 1:14:01

3+ y ago1:14:01

1:14:01

Eileen & Lauren interview Eddie Mawere, Eileen's almost birthday twin, and talk trysts (why have someone in your house all the time when you can use the word tryst to talk about them), being onstage, and that je ne said quoi that Eddie has that makes everyone absolutely adore him.By Crazy Hot

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"We're Cis White Women and We're Cancelled" with Gara Lonning 1:27:22

3+ y ago1:27:22

1:27:22

Eileen & Lauren interview Gara Lonning, iconic comedian who came with their own mic, a total of three times (because Eileen's computer kept crashing) and talk about dance comedy, primary care doctors (they don't have one), and better insults people could have called them as a child.By Crazy Hot

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The Series Finale & How to Choose a Sex Toy 1:24:52

4+ y ago1:24:52

1:24:52

It’s the series finale of Seven Minutes in Heaven podcast and we’re feeling…. SENTIMENTAL!!!!!!!!! In the last installment of SMHPod as you know it, Arielle and Miryam answer a load of advice questions and, in great detail, divulge the juice that led to the finale.As a lil special treat we also have a lovely interview with the badass Alicia Sinclai…

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Findom & Arielle Orgasmed 1:09:57

4+ y ago1:09:57

1:09:57

Holy macaroons it's the 50th installation of Seven Minutes in Heaven! Arielle and Miryam kick off this week's episode with a very important announcement followed by your regularly scheduled news and the deepest of dives into the world of financial domination (findom). What compels someone to willingly hand over their $$ to a hot bitch? These 2 Jews…

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Ass Licking or Dick Sucking? 32:57

4+ y ago32:57

32:57

Special guest alert!!!! Sweet baby Miryam is sick so Arielle's best friend, roommate, and bookstagrammer extraordinaire Rachel Wainz ( @rachel.wainz) ( https://www.instagram.com/rachel.wainz/ ) came on the pod for a flash q&a. In this episode we give the best damn advice you ever did hear on how to give a banging blowjob with a condom, we dole out …

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Cuckolding & Banging Jews 35:25

4+ y ago35:25

35:25

It took us a minute to release this episode post-live show, but the cuckolding episode has landed! What is cuckolding? Why is it? Listen to the episode for answers! We also cover philanthropy porn, how sex can delay menopause, and the angels at UCSB spreading sex positivity. We also answer a hilarious question about f*ckiing Jewish boys.Music by Em…

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Love Is One Hell Of A Drug (Live!) 55:46

4+ y ago55:46

55:46

Valentine's Day is coming up and you know what that means... it's our one year anniversary! To celebrate, we hosted a live show at Our Wicked Lady in Bushwick where we explored just how love is like a drug. Listen to learn more!Music by Emma BlackmanEdited by Arielle KaplanThank you to Le Wand Massager ( lewandmassager.com ) for contributing to our…

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Toxic Relationship Red Flags 27:28

4+ y ago27:28

27:28

Yo!!!!! It's Arielle! Miryam's UNPLUGGED in Costa Rica so I'm in charge of everything this week :) ;) *insert squirt emoji* This week's episode focuses on toxic relationships — platonic and romantic ones — and how to navigate getting out of them.Come see our event in NYC! ( https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seven-minutes-in-heaven-the-sex-news-podcast-t…

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How to Suck Dick 1:06:54

4+ y ago1:06:54

1:06:54

OHKAY bbs since we always get asked for BJ tips we decided to mix it up and re-release our most highly requested episode: Blow Jobs! We added a few more tips to the roster & we're refreshing you on the OG so you can make your head game strong.Come see our event in NYC! ( https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seven-minutes-in-heaven-the-sex-news-podcast-tick…

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Wet Dreams & Obama 42:52

4+ y ago42:52

42:52

ALERT ALERT IT'S THE OBAMA EPISODE!!! That's right it's episode 44 and just like our 44th president, it's hot as FUCK. This week, we discuss the sex worker who raised $500k for the Australia bush fires, jerkin off to Obama, the female gaze, if Tinder is actually effective for one night stands, and le duh, we talk about wet dreams. CLICK HERE FOR TI…

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Should You F*ck Your Friend's Ex? 18:10

4+ y ago18:10

18:10

We’re feeling salty and sweet this week! Technical difficulties led us to answering the age old question: Is it kosher to fuck your friend's ex? Enjoy this episode as the wise sages weigh the pros and cons of boning forbidden fruit. Tune in next week for regularly scheduled sex news! Music by Emma Blackman Edited by Arielle Kaplan Use our code SEVE…

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Body Image & Pornhub Unwrapped 55:09

4+ y ago55:09

55:09

IT'S THE LAST EPISODE OF 2019! And what a year it's been! This week we're doing things a little differently — no sex news! Instead, we break down Pornhub's 2019 year in review report and explore how body image can affect your sex life. The Studies: 1. The Relationship Between Body Image and Domains of Sexual Functioning Among Heterosexual, Emerging…

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Rape Fantasies & the Secret to Getting Laid 57:30

4+ y ago57:30

57:30

Episode 41 and we're not having fun because Arielle has PINK EYE. In this episode we discuss Pornhub 2019 statistics, how many times a month men masturbate, and we reveal exactly what you need to do to get laid a second time. Tune in for "some personal news" from Miryam and that time a British DJ tried to shag Arielle in an Uber pool. TRIGGER WARNI…

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Incest Porn & Sex With Your Ex 58:13

4+ y ago58:13

58:13

Holy guacamole it’s episode 40 and we’re feeling HORNYYYYY!!!!!! In this episode Arielle learns to squirt and uses hard data to defend sex with your ex, and Miryam reveals a dirty secret *insert flirty emoji.* We talk about sex ed in an unlikely country, male birth control, how Victoria’s Secret contributed to Facebook’s effed up patriarchal algori…

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The Biggest Dicks We've Ever Had 34:41

4+ y ago34:41

34:41

Separation makes the heart grow fonder so you cuties best be loving us hard for being a day late. In this episode Miryam takes us on her twisty turny IUD journey, and Arielle laments exposing her deepest darkest secrets on the internet. We also dole out a ton of advice including the titular question y'all came here for: the biggest dicks we've ever…

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Feederism & No Nut November 1:11:34

4+ y ago1:11:34

1:11:34

It's almost Thanksgiving cuties!!!!! And we're celebrating with an episode on feederism, a "fat fetish focused on erotic eating, feeding, and gaining weight." This week we talk about the $1350 BDSM kit on Goop's holiday gift list, the No Fap Movement's lawsuit against Dr. Nicole Prause, and a study on how #MeToo changed the dating game. We also ans…

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Cuffing Season (live with Mia Davis!) 1:06:38

4+ y ago1:06:38

1:06:38

It's cold, it's dark, and we're hornier than ever — it's officially cuffing season, baby! In our very first live recording at The Shag... a sexy shop, Mia Davis from talk tabú joins us to discuss how to #CUFFYOURSELF this cuffing season. How? Via masturbation, self-love, and self-care. We also talk about why you should invest in premium sex toys, t…

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Circumcised Dicks & Uncircumcised Dicks 1:00:12

5y ago1:00:12

1:00:12

Episode 36 wut wuuuuut! In this episode, we talk about how to recycle sex toys, adult sex ed classes, lying for sex, and we really dive deep into circumcised vs. uncircumcised dicks! We also answer a bunch of listener's questions, including one about how to have sex/masturbate as a trans man. The Study: Sex and Male Circumcision: Women's Preference…

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