Best Audio Clutch Podcast Podcasts (2024)

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356: Many Moose (The Church on Ruby Road) 1:25:02

7M ago1:25:02

1:25:02

It’s The Church on Ruby Road, written by Russell T. Davies and originally aired on December 25, 2023. Show-notes: 1:23: To preempt me from a minute later in the episode, here’s the Independent article explaining what I’m talking about. 3:48: No, my memory is awful, I was born in 1996 and this makes me 13 not 10 in 2009. Silly me. 4:42: Here’s a wik…

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355: Take My Money and Run (The Giggle) 1:25:50

7M ago1:25:50

1:25:50

Oh… this money wasn’t for me? Well this is the end of the 14th Doctor, honestly gone too soon. We only just barely got to know you but already you’re dead. Kind of. Sort of. I dunno man, this is too confusing for me. It’s The Giggle, written by Russell T. Davies and originally aired on December 10, 2023. Show-notes: 11:52: The article is quite dens…

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354: A Silly Little Bean (Wild Blue Yonder) 1:22:48

7M ago1:22:48

1:22:48

Alternate title: It All Comes Back to Grapes This week the TARDIS ventures where it’s never been before, the wild blue yonder. Other yonders are available, however, including the newly released forest green yonder, in addition to the classics: fire red yonder and scorching yellow yonder. It’s Wild Blue Yonder, written by Russell T. Davies and origi…

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353: They’re Blowing Up Cars Now (The Star Beast) 1:23:55

7M ago1:23:55

1:23:55

It’s really here. The beginning of the second era of Trust Your Doctor. And you thought I’d never come back, oh ye of little faith. Trust Your Doctor in Distress and all that, I heard your cries. Back with a new cohost, it’s The Star Beast, written by Russell T. Davies and originally aired on November 25, 2023. Show-notes: 3:08: In true TYD fashion…

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News 1 9:12

8M ago9:12

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The rumors are true, Trust Your Doctor is coming back. Listen in for more details. Show-notes: 0:16: Here’s the fan fiction episode, still extant in the feed. Doctor Who © The BBC Any other references belong to their respective owners, no copyright infringement is intended by this podcast. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on Google Play! Subs…

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The End…? 2:12:36

1+ y ago2:12:36

2:12:36

It’s really here. The end of the first era of Trust Your Doctor. Stay tuned to find out if the show regenerates just as the Doctor does. To peel back the curtain just a touch, it’s normally me (Dylan) who writes these descriptions. I don’t know really what to say so instead I’ll quote Brian May at Wembley: “I don’t have very much to say, so thank y…

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352: Really Say Goodbye (The Power of the Doctor) 2:02:09

1+ y ago2:02:09

2:02:09

This week we return to the podcast that kicked off everything. It’s the moment that started everything, Trust Your Doctor, coming back for its triumphant…. death. It’s the beginning of the end but the moment has been prepared for, but only as far as we usually prepare on Decorative Vegetable podcasts. It’s The Power of the Doctor, written by Chris …

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Audio 28: Theatre Theater (Redacted) 1:50:53

2y ago1:50:53

1:50:53

We all now belong to the Church of Sil. Look, it’s a podcast about old doctor who characters coming back and appearing in the most random way possible. How can you not expect that Sil would make an appearance? He’s basically the greatest character that’s ever graced our television screens. And I mean that most sincerely. It’s Redacted, written by J…

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Audio 27: Spinach Detector (Winter for the Adept) 1:07:16

2y ago1:07:16

1:07:16

I need a spinach detector to get all of my spinach organized. Coming soon from Big Finish Productions, for all your kitchen needs: Spinach Detectors. Joining their long and extensive line of kitchen equipment, like Potato Detectors, Beet Detectors, and angry Time Lord Detectors. Winter for the Adept written by Andrew Cartmel and released in July 20…

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Audio 26: Comes in Clutch ft. Steven Shinder (The Spectre of Lanyon Moor) 1:28:40

2y ago1:28:40

1:28:40

I think Kiyan spent a little too much time on knowyourmeme this week. So one time I was driving my car away from the shop after replacing my transmission fluid and Dom Toretto pulled up next to me. He rolled down his window, and I obliged the unspoken invitation to do the same. He had been looking for a challenge, he said, and offered to race me. I…

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Audio 25: Martian Instinct Moments (Red Dawn) 1:06:52

2y ago1:06:52

1:06:52

We call those MIMs in the business. I can’t even have any Earth Instinct Moments. You ever look at a bug and go “huh it’s 4 inches long and it’s bright red with black stripes, it’s probably harmless?” Well good news, you just had an Earth Instinct Moment. And you’re doing better than I am. It’s Red Dawn written by Justin Richards and released in Ma…

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Audio 24: The Need to Read (The Genocide Machine) 1:11:10

2y ago1:11:10

1:11:10

It’s kind of like the need for speed but more academic. So once upon a time I opened up a book. And I wanted to just go ahead and read it and be all chill. I sat down, I lit a candle. I fluffed up my couch cushion. And just as I started to read I felt an itching. A need. A need for cheese. It’s The Genocide Machine written by Mike Tucker and releas…

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Audio 23: Hot Chocolate Technology (The Marian Conspiracy) 1:23:16

2y ago1:23:16

1:23:16

Damn, now I want Hot Chocolate. Conspiracies. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without coming up with a new one every 4.6 seconds. Well, maybe that’s just me. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s just this week’s story, coming your way via our way courtesy once again of Big Finish. It’s all about conspiracies – actually just one conspiracy in particular, that…

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Audio 22: Chekhov’s Firebomb (The Fearmonger) 1:30:40

2y ago1:30:40

1:30:40

Ever stop and wonder what your biggest fears in life are? Probably, but what about whether you yourself are someone or something’s biggest fear? Whether you yourself are stirring a pot of of warm, bubbly fear without even knowing it? Whether you may be called a true fearmonger, which, coincidentally, is the name of the audio we’re covering this wee…

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Audio 21: The Common Courtesy to Die (Land of the Dead) 1:23:26

2y ago1:23:26

1:23:26

I wish I had the common courtesy to die I wrote a Doctor Who fan fiction called “The Colony of the Dead” once. This is a true story, by the way. Anyway, I wrote it long before I knew this audio existed. It features the First Doctor in an icy wasteland where dead people are coming back to life. I’m pretty sure I still have it somewhere actually… It’…

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Audio 20: Blended Seaweed (Whispers of Terror) 1:24:18

2y ago1:24:18

1:24:18

Just drop that seaweed in the blender and blend it right up. Yum. Did you hear that? That noise. The one just behind you. The one that kind of sounded like a door opening. Nah, never mind, it probably wasn’t important. Probably just the wind. It’s Whispers of Terror, written by Justin Richards and released in November, 1999. Show-notes: 0:37: Ironi…

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Audio 19: The Waking Dead (Phantasmagoria: Revisited) 1:16:03

2y ago1:16:03

1:16:03

Alternate title: Hell Yeah, Mark Strickson! We were less enthusiastic about old Mark after we learned he was maybe possibly theoretically hypothetically a redhead, but also not one at the same time. Got give it up to him though. He was pretty fantastic in this story. Or should I say phantastic, with a “ph?” Probably not because it’s not spelled wit…

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Audio 18: Cheesegrating Yourself (The Sirens of Time) 1:10:36

2y ago1:10:36

1:10:36

Nothing more grating than a cheese grater, especially when you’re using it to grate yourself. Going to town with it on your own body. Turning yourself into a bloody pulp if you know what I’m saying. Tearing your flesh to shreds if you catch my drift. Permanently maiming yourself in the most hideous and painful way possible if you get my meaning. Th…

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351: Super Mario Hops (Legend of the Sea Devils) 1:25:02

2+ y ago1:25:02

1:25:02

Did you know that Sea Devils actually have major hops? This week we return to the podcast that kicked off everything. It’s the moment that started everything, Trust Your Doctor, coming back for its triumphant return. Unfortunately, its to cover an episode that is… less than triumphant if we do say so. It’s Legend of the Sea Devils, written by Ella …

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350: Drains on the Brains (Eve of the Daleks) 1:36:05

2+ y ago1:36:05

1:36:05

I suppose there are worse things to have on the brain. It’s Eve of the Daleks, written by Chris Chibnall and aired on January 1, 2022 Show-notes: 2:55: For some reason I will take this opportunity to link you to our Heaven Sent episode, over a year ago! 4:00: Not gonna link this. 8:01: Jar Jar Binks is canon to the Doctor Who universe. 20:02: Here’…

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349: Can’t Wait for the Absorbaloff to Come Back (The Vanquishers) 1:44:48

2+ y ago1:44:48

1:44:48

You heard it here first, from the podcast that the show is based on rather than the other way around ™. The end of our first season that we podcasted along with the episodes as they aired. So that’s gotta be something important in our history right? And three episodes from now we’ll basically have finished up this whole era on the podcast, with our…

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348: Stick With Me Here, But John Cena as the Master (Survivors of the Flux) 1:44:52

2+ y ago1:44:52

1:44:52

Trust Your Doctor normally has insane ideas, but this time they’ve gone too far. We’re rapidly closing in on the end of possibly the whirl windiest season of Doctor Who ever written. It’s bizarre, it’s amazing, it’s huge. It’s everything you ever wanted from a Doctor Who story. Or at least, that’s what the boys over at Trust Your Doctor think. I me…

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347: I Regret Nothing and I Don’t Take it Back (Village of the Angels) 1:38:09

2+ y ago1:38:09

1:38:09

Well, I suppose it was worth a shot trying to get him to take it back. (Editor’s note: No.) We somehow went this entire episode without making a “Children of the Stones” joke. Can you believe that? I can’t believe that. We made a dozen of those jokes while we were watching the episode, so the fact that we didn’t make a single one in the episode is …

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346: Negative Progress (Once, Upon Time) 1:31:53

2+ y ago1:31:53

1:31:53

1 step forward, 23597908945832974317590327591375932175 steps back. Have you ever seen that Disney Christmas special, “Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas?” I remember owning it on DVD as a kid, but I actually for some reason remember thinking that the sequel, “Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas” was better. I don’t know why I remember this. I’m not sure an…

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345: Flux Repellent Shields (War of the Sontarans) 1:40:49

2+ y ago1:40:49

1:40:49

Come one, come all, come and see the magical flux repellent shields on the Luparian fleet. Flux repellent sounds like some sort of AXE body spray knock off. Did the UK have the phase where every middle schooler ever wore AXE? Cuz we certainly had it over here in the US and some might argue that we never really even escaped that period even tho we l…

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344: The Luparian Steve Jobs (The Halloween Apocalypse) 1:35:34

2+ y ago1:35:34

1:35:34

Does every culture have a Steve Jobs analogue? This episode, both the TV episode and our podcast episode, are a little bit chaotic. We drop a lot of theories on this episode, amazingly they’re all probably going to be wrong. At the same time, can yo believe that? I can. We’re known for it at this point. (Just kidding). Anyway, it’s The Halloween Ap…

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Trust Your Doctor is Back! 5:43

2+ y ago5:43

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We’re back, again! It hasn’t been that long, just 4 months or so, but we’re finally back. Unlike the actual Doctor Who, we didn’t take a massive like 10 year hiatus. But we’re back to podcast along with Doctor Who: Series 13: Flux. Or whatever the heck they’ve decided to call it. Show-notes: You need show-notes for this? Doctor Who © The BBC Any ot…

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343: Like Getting Slapped With a Wet Sock (The Airzone Solution) 1:32:57

3y ago1:32:57

1:32:57

Ah, my favourite sensation. So in the future, when we’re all wearing masks in order to stay alive, do you think we’ll look back on this movie as a warning? Probably not in al honestly, I think most people probably don’t even remember that it exists. I didn’t. And I wish to never again. See you all soon! It’s The Airzone Solution and released at som…

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Redux 14: Classic Who Ends with Furries ft Steven (Survival) 1:35:11

3y ago1:35:11

1:35:11

I can’t believe this, furries are canon. Ah the end of two eras, almost if it weren’t for the last minute decision we made that makes this not the final episode before the hiatus. Instead we return with a shitty TV movie in a week. No not that TV movie. Not the one you’re thinking of. It’s a different one. One that’s actually shitty. Anyway before …

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Redux 13: Radically Unfair Trial (Timelash) 1:22:54

3y ago1:22:54

1:22:54

We’re beyond just regular unfair trials now. Honestly in hindsight revisiting this was a mistake. This was a completely nonsense episode to revisit. And it wasn’t even good! Like it was just bad! And yet for some reason we say down like “yeah you know what episode I wanna revisit, Timelash.” Somebody get the TARDIS and slap past us. It’s Timelash, …

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Redux 12: PJ Hammond Would’ve Liked This Story (Enlightenment) 1:29:24

3y ago1:29:24

1:29:24

PJ Hammond is underrated. Kind of like how certain Doctor Who stories are underrated. Like The Sensorites. Or Carnival of Monsters. Both stories. Both typically rated under stories that they, for whatever reason, outshine. Actually, I just made that up. I have no idea whether The Sensorites and Carnival of Monsters are generally beloved or not. Any…

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Redux 11: Choose Sarcasm (Genesis of the Daleks) 1:32:21

3y ago1:32:21

1:32:21

You don’t choose sarcasm on a daily basis? You’re missing out. Kind of like how we’ve missed out for the last 2,100 days on releasing an episode covering Genesis of the Daleks. Why are there no Doctor Who podcasts that only cover Genesis of the Daleks? The world may never know. Anyway, this week it’s Genesis of the Daleks, written by Terry Nation a…

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Redux 10: Goings On that are Going On (The Daemons) 1:11:36

3y ago1:11:36

1:11:36

Better than going off, amirite? Look one time the brig showed up at the bar I was at and asked for 5 rounds rapid. Now I thought he meant guns so I shot five glasses off the table. Bartender didn’t like that and made me pay for them. That’s all, that’s the whole story. Wasn’t really that exciting was it. It’s The Daemons, written by “Guy Leopold” a…

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Redux 9: Future Flannel (Tomb of the Cybermen) 1:13:05

3+ y ago1:13:05

1:13:05

Future flannel > present flannel, prove me wrong. So once upon a time I met this crazed archaeologist, his name was like Toberman or something. He took me to this tomb where he said there was a golden idol he wanted so he went in there and got it. There was this giant boulder and then I don’t really remember what happened next. It’s Tomb of the Cyb…

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Redux 8: I For One Welcome Our New Morpho Overlords (The Keys of Marinus) 1:37:38

3+ y ago1:37:38

1:37:38

Well we all knew this would happen. The morphos are taking over the podcast, I’m (not) sorry to say. Honestly they’re probaly here to stay as well, they’ve been treating us pretty nicely so far, and haven’t done anything to hurt us. At least, not yet anyway. Well hear what they have to say on this exciting installment of Trust Your Doctor. It’s The…

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342: M&Ms Exist (The Blood Line) 1:24:28

3+ y ago1:24:28

1:24:28

We’re not experienced M&Mologists, but we at least know that much. I have a blood line, did you know that? It runs right through my arm. Look you can even see it sometimes, it’s blue and if you poke it this red liquid comes out. I only call it a blood line because that’s what everybody else calls it. I never really learned what it was in hindsight,…

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341: The Least Apocalyptic Apocalypse (The Gathering) 1:14:35

3+ y ago1:14:35

1:14:35

We are gathered here today to do a podcast. Yes you heard that, we’re out here doing a podcast did you know that? We do it every week, you should subscribe! You can find us all over the internet it’s pretty great actually. Even on this very website, did you know that? It’s The Gathering, written by John Fay and aired on September 2, 2011. Show-note…

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340: The Biggest Troll in Torchwood History (The End of the Road) 56:28

3+ y ago56:28

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You know, like a troll who lives under a bridge? Doctor Who and Torchwood have had their share of trolls in our time, but this week just takes the cake. How can we sit here and listen to this absolute nonsense from someone so untrustworthy? And yet for some reason this is the job we decided to do, and this is the task we set before us. How disappoi…

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339: Which of the Hidden 8th Sins Are We Talking About? (Immortal Sins) 1:07:37

3+ y ago1:07:37

1:07:37

Love. Compassion. Kindness. There are plenty of hidden 8th sins to choose from, and that’s why, now more than ever, you need to specify. Speaking of things that are happening now more than ever, we’re now more than ever talking about Torchwood Miracle Day episode 7. We haven’t talked about it before, and sadly we probably never will again. Until we…

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338: I’ll Try To Remember, But I Probably Won’t (The Middle Men) 1:08:08

3+ y ago1:08:08

1:08:08

Is there a reason why after doing the podcast for so long we have literally no short term memory? You ever heard that song? You know the one. “something something stuck in the middle with you.” The only official way to watch The Middle Men is to have that song playing just on constant repeat while watching. That’s it. That’s the official way to wat…

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337: Religious Sonority (Categories of Life) 1:08:55

3+ y ago1:08:55

1:08:55

Not to be confused with Religious Seniority. It’s Categories of Life, written by Jane Espensen and aired on August 5, 2011. Show-notes: 0:40: Seth MacFarlane created a lot of other stuff besides Family Guy. Most of it isn’t very good. 29:18: It was in Destiny of the Daleks. Thanks @Prof_Quiteamess and @lisacartman. 31:28: Shockingly, Hillary Duff i…

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336: They Keep Killing The Spinoffs (Escape to LA) 58:55

3+ y ago58:55

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Damn we can never get any Doctor Who spinoffs can we? This week on K9 and Company. Wait no wrong spinoff. This week on Class… Sarah Jane Adventures… The Prisoner… Hang on just bear with me I’m going to get there eventually. Oh Torchwood, that’s right Torchwood: Children of Earth. Dammit. It’s Escape to LA, written by Jim Gray and John Shiban and ai…

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335: Confusing Confluence of Culinary Ideas (Dead of Night) 1:12:13

3+ y ago1:12:13

1:12:13

Honestly this title alone was confusing. We record these podcast in the dead of night now actually. Like way late at night. Like 7 PM. I know, so late right. In the UK the sun is probably still up at that time, being all a million miles from the equator and all that, but down here thanks to the end of DST we’re solidly two hours into darkness at th…

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334: Different Hairstyle, Same Fists (Rendition) 1:27:49

3+ y ago1:27:49

1:27:49

I usually prefer to keep my hairstyle the same and change up my fists, but maybe that’s just me. This new rendition of Torchwood continues to amaze and astound. This week, we’re off to the land of the free and the home of the brave. But first, the Torchwood team (i.e. Gwen and Jack) have to deal with some snakes (noun; a treacherous or deceitful pe…

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333: When the Starz Align (The New World) 1:13:56

3+ y ago1:13:56

1:13:56

Sometimes, when the stars align, you get a fourth season of Torchwood. This is that season. We enter the final season of Torchwood, and the podcast is coming to a close. Of an era. Close of an era. Haha almost had you going there for a second didn’t I? You were worried for a hot a second right? Ha ha. Ha. It’s The New World, written by Russell T. D…

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332: Smoking Candy Corn (Children of Earth: Day Five) 1:41:57

3+ y ago1:41:57

1:41:57

Halloween can’t come soon enough. So the children of earth are saved and the day is mine once more. We only had to sacrifice one kid rather than the 10% that the 456 requested, but the 456 are off gallivanting somewhere else. They have technology to do almost anything but replicate this weird chemical? I dunno. It’s Children of Earth: Day Five, wri…

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331: Nickelodeon Slime (Children of Earth: Day Four) 1:24:00

3+ y ago1:24:00

1:24:00

I love slime! Children of Earth is rapidly coming to a close. Which means we’re going to finally move on to the final season of Torchwood which means oh god we’re running out of content. What are we gonna do?! Maybe the 456 should take us instead, that way we can stop making podcasts. It’s Children of Earth: Day Four, written by John Fay and aired …

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330: Obsessed with Beans (Children of Earth: Day Three) 1:06:18

3+ y ago1:06:18

1:06:18

Really riding this bean trend a little late. Are we all ready to hear the story about the beans? You know the beans that I bought the other day? Well I bought some beans, and I took them home. And then I put them in my pantry. And that’s it. That’s the whole story. It’s better than getting invaded by aliens anyway. Speaking of which, it’s Children …

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329: The Most Whoa Moment (Children of Earth: Day Two) 1:15:22

3+ y ago1:15:22

1:15:22

Whoa, dude – Keanu Reeves After our short interlude into Doctor Who territory we’re officially back with Torchwood. That’s right, we’re back with Torchwood. Jack is back. Well Jack never left even when we went over to Doctor Who, but now he’s back. So its Gwen, back from her little cameo mention last week. The gang’s all here: Jack and Gwen.It’s Ch…

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328: Tea and Biscuits and Gravy (Revolution of the Daleks) 2:11:51

3+ y ago2:11:51

2:11:51

We’re back and tastier than ever. Have you ever had meringue on your tea? I’m thinking now, it might not be so bad. The heat from the tea could cook the bottom of the meringue kind of like a hot pie crust would do, so that would be pretty cool. You could drink it then and bury your mustache in a meringue. That’d be pretty fun actually. It’s Revolut…

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