Best Backwater Bastards Realm Podcasts (2024)

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S3E07: She the queen and we the sorry people 1:22:15

22h ago1:22:15

1:22:15

Bortis and Margo have infiltrated the Biolife stronghold, leaving Cleo and Fron in the jungle behind them. Struggling to find a way after them, Cleo and Fron turn to old tactics. It wasn’t that long ago that a party split punished the Bastards- what tidings will it bring today? Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cl…

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S3E06: PUMP BOIS 1:20:30

15d ago1:20:30

1:20:30

M8, Ze and Boris have found their way to Garcia station, and with the help from an old friend Thespa they now know how to get to the synth side to find their lost Angel. But to do that they will need to rely on Brawn, not brains. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Z…

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S3E05: Thrifting 1:16:39

30d ago1:16:39

1:16:39

M8, Ze and Boris arrive on Garcia station. But the station, its changed, and the gang are looking for a lost angel . So in order to do that they are first gonna have to find the local warlord. Thespa. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matth…

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Blood on the Clocktower :: Realms Pilot Program 1:21

1M ago1:21

1:21

Now is your opportunity to give feedback on our brand-new format, Blood on the Clocktower. Check out the episodes HERE! Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy The Light & Tragic Company

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Loose Change Pt7 :: Liminal London Mystery Four 1:17:12

1M ago1:17:12

1:17:12

All that good luck had to run out for them eventually... those that remain must pickup the pieces and move on... or not... Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm 'Three-Card' Monty Barker: Naomi Clarke Mags Holt: Elizabeth Campbell Declan Buchana…

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S3E04: Rig, Its a quiet place 2:09:50

1M ago2:09:50

2:09:50

It’s leap year on Earth, and that means one thing- Tay and Dan are putting on TURTLENECKS. Trevor and R.E.E.S.E. continue their hunt for Dr. Ze and Boris, when they hit a spot of engine trouble. Find out what becomes of them as Tay and Dan co-DM the DM for the first time ever in a special one time glimpse into Trevor’s Travels! He’s on a journey, a…

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Loose Change Pt6 :: Liminal London Mystery Four 1:05:07

2M ago1:05:07

1:05:07

The crew must escape the Catacomb Club before the Queen's disciples can haul them in front of Her Majesty. Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm 'Three-Card' Monty Barker: Naomi Clarke Mags Holt: Elizabeth Campbell Declan Buchanan: Pip Gladwin S…

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Loose Change Pt5 :: Liminal London Mystery Four 1:07:20

2M ago1:07:20

1:07:20

The crew head to The Catacomb Club to gain an audience with the Fey Duke Vance Karma in the hopes of discovering the fate of Flora Waldron. Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm 'Three-Card' Monty Barker: Naomi Clarke Mags Holt: Elizabeth Campbe…

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S3E03: All systems Margo 1:27:06

2M ago1:27:06

1:27:06

Margo and Cleo head out to thwart the galactic company Biolife once more, but halfway there they are con-fronn-ted with stowaways. Now the crew must navigate a jungle planet to discover if Margo's worst fears are true. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Ele…

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Loose Change Pt4 :: Liminal London Mystery Four 45:12

2M ago45:12

45:12

After successfully pulling information out of the Chief Inspector, Mags, Monty, and Declan now face the consequences of their actions as things go from bad to worse... Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm 'Three-Card' Monty Barker: Naomi Clarke…

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Loose Change Pt3 :: Liminal London Mystery Four 48:20

2M ago48:20

48:20

After chasing down Chief Inspector Marcus Wesley, the crew face off against the officer and his friends from higher places... Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm 'Three-Card' Monty Barker: Naomi Clarke Mags Holt: Elizabeth Campbell Declan Buch…

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Loose Change Pt2 :: Liminal London Mystery Four 59:48

3M ago59:48

59:48

The crew make their move to uncover the mystery surrounding Flora Waldron's death, only to find that it is their own dysfunction getting in the way. Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm 'Three-Card' Monty Barker: Naomi Clarke Mags Holt: Elizabe…

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S3E02: Patching things up 1:15:55

3M ago1:15:55

1:15:55

Cleo is back on Diaus, Old friends Bortus and Fronn are waiting for the return of their great leader, But how will they take her new look? and is CapTown ready for Cleo's return? - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews Episode art by D…

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Loose Change Pt1 :: Liminal London Mystery Four 1:12:48

3M ago1:12:48

1:12:48

Monty, Mags and Declan receive a new mission to uncover the truth behind an old case from Declan's past... Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm 'Three-Card' Monty Barker: Naomi Clarke Mags Holt: Elizabeth Campbell Declan Buchanan: Pip Gladwin S…

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S3E01: Old Friends 1:18:57

4M ago1:18:57

1:18:57

Our Crew have been spread out across Mid Space, and on an outworld moon Dr Ze and Boris continue to lose themselves, fighting away the pain of loss with drink. But while returning to their ship the M.A.X the duo are confronted with an old friend. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Bi…

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Bastards Wrapped 2023 1:49:31

4M ago1:49:31

1:49:31

It’s another year in the Bastard Books! If you’re reading this, we wouldn’t have gotten this far without you. Join us on a stroll through 2023, as we reminisce over the year’s stories, some big moments, and perhaps.. a sneak peek into what awaits us in 2024… If you’re a new listener- tread lightly! Here be spoilers! - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the…

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YASP :: A Chicken in the Fog (ft. The Backwater Bastards) 2:07:56

4M ago2:07:56

2:07:56

The pearlescent fog imbues this filthy wild west with an unearthly feeling! Hoot, Wayloon and Shane must escape the Zombies and Super-Powered cows that prey on the innocent! This is a special crossover episode with the Backwater Bastards! You can hear the second episode of You Awaken in a Strange Place that we did on their feed by going to https://…

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Everybody’s got a Sword (A YASP adventure ft. Realms of Peril and Glory) 1:42:56

4M ago1:42:56

1:42:56

Join Tay and Dick as they ‘awaken in a stage place’ alongside Pip and Naomi of Realms of Peril and Glory Podcast, on a delicious solar punk steamboat, that's also a galaxy-wide famous restaurant. But not all is as it seems on this restaurant, for there has been a murder most foul… Wanna hear more like this? Well don't worry, we got you. Head over t…

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Cooking the Books :: Liminal London Live at Dragonmeet 2023 1:22:25

4M ago1:22:25

1:22:25

After being given his first mission by the Divine Sisterhood, Oliver Barcher recruits the help on Monty, Declan, and Mags to perform a heist on the British Library! Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | TRANSCRIPT | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm 'Three-Card' Monty Barker: Na…

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Vael: Reunion :: Part One 1:15:50

5M ago1:15:50

1:15:50

A dark secret in Zongroff's past has come back to haunt her and her fellow classmates and team members on the school Duelerball team... This is part one of the Vael x Actual Play UK crossover. To hear the rest of the episode go to YouTube.com/@ActualPlayUK! Once you finish part one, you can hear Part Two soon only on the YouTube channel! Go to Real…

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Short Stories | The Dirt 25:56

5M ago25:56

25:56

Margo blue eyes Finds cleo and take her back to the good dirt for a final rest. This is the fifth of a collection of shorts showcasing the myriad of perspectives in the immediate aftermath of the second season finale. They mark the end of one story, and the beginning of another. Stay tuned for Season 3! - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Mast…

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Vael: Live, Laugh, Loophole :: Live at London Podcast Festival 1:38:13

6M ago1:38:13

1:38:13

When a mysterious halfling arrives in New Harbour with a contract promising Torbrennan's hand in marriage, the heroes of New Harbour find themselves transported to the Love Dimension, the domain of the Lord of Marriage. Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | TRANSCRIPT | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER…

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Short Stories | The Usual 52:10

6M ago52:10

52:10

Every day for Trevor is the same day. Wake up, worry about rent, eat, and dig. It’s been days since the gates closed- or maybe weeks. It’s all the same now. All that matters is digging out REESE, and finding a way back… To everything. This is the fourth of a collection of shorts showcasing the myriad of perspectives in the immediate aftermath of th…

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Carnival du Vael :: The Grand Finale (ft. Jasper William Cartwright) 1:35:16

6M ago1:35:16

1:35:16

The Tightrope walker takes a tumble as the final pieces fall into place for the finale of a lifetime! Andos, Maerydyth, Trobrennan and Isadora must race to save the day before all hope is lost! Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm NPC Voices & …

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Carnival du Vael :: Send in the Clowns (ft. Jasper William Cartwright) 1:12:39

6M ago1:12:39

1:12:39

Time is running out as the Carnival asserts it's hypnotic dominance! Everyone has found their places and the show is about to begin in the Carnival du Vael! Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm NPC Voices & Music: James Barbarossa Andos: Jasper…

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Short Stories | The Gate 23:36

6M ago23:36

23:36

Ze and Boris flee Midspace with Wraith artillery on their heels, as the gates are closed for the first time since the war. They find themselves in the outer rim, resorting to old tactics. They are alone for the first time. Splintered from their lost home and their lost crew. Everything is gone. Who are the Bastards, now? This is the third of a coll…

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Carnival du Vael :: Le Grand Chapiteu (ft. Japser William Cartwright) 1:17:51

6M ago1:17:51

1:17:51

A mysterious carnival has appeared on the outskirts of New Harbour, pulling patrons in to experience the wonders with its supernatural allure. After one of their party goes missing, the heroes of New Harbour must seek the help of a mysterious professor with knowledge of the Carnival. Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't hea…

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Vael: Rapscallion Rule :: Family Business 1:09:55

7M ago1:09:55

1:09:55

After an attempt is made to poison the head of the Rapscallion Crime Family, four trustworthy enforcers of the family set out to uncover the truth of who is trying to kill the patriarch. This is a preview of our Patreon exclusive series Vael: Rapsacallion Rule! If you want to hear the rest of the episodes, head over to https://www.patreon.com/Light…

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Short Stories | The Queen 27:06

7M ago27:06

27:06

It may surprise you to know, that the newly landed Wraith army isn’t the most dangerous thing in Midspace these days… Follow Princess Zhu Zhu to the new palace, to see just how deep the dread can go. This is the second of a collection of shorts showcasing the myriad of perspectives in the immediate aftermath of the second season finale. They mark t…

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Flabbergasted! :: Realms x What am I Rolling! 1:31:03

7M ago1:31:03

1:31:03

This is a preview of the Flabbergasted arc that Realms of Peril& Glory did, along with the fine folks at What Am I Rolling. To hear the rest of the episodes, head to www.WAIRpodcast.com or search What Am I Rolling wherever you listen to podcasts. Original Show Notes: This week, Fiona is joined by James, Jane, Liz, and extra special guest GM Zack fr…

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Short Stories | The Evacuation 31:46

7M ago31:46

31:46

As the Battle for MidSpace rages all around, Big Pat leads the masses to safety. It's always the people that these conflicts hit first. It wasn't so long ago that she was one of those people- lost in the current of another long past war... This is the first of a collection of shorts showcasing the myriad of perspectives in the immediate aftermath o…

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S2E47: As Above, So Below [ Season 2 Finale ] 1:02:26

8M ago1:02:26

1:02:26

The crew are divided and need to reunite before the captain's ship explodes them all into space dust. But BJ has got away and they need to find him as well. Its high stakes, but this isn't the Bastards first rodeo. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- D…

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8M ago0:38

0:38

Hello there Cy_Citizens, we've got some news for you... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy The Light & Tragic Company

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CY_BORG :: Goodnight+GoodLuck.DOS 1:50:00

8M ago1:50:00

1:50:00

On the run with the man who set them up, the crew attempt to lay low and get answers. Can they trust Deemo Choon, or will their story end in graphic violence and tragic heartbreak? Find out in the grand finale of CY_BORG! Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Pip Gl…

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CY_BORG :: AFriendlyChat.TMP 1:03:29

9M ago1:03:29

1:03:29

It’s just a friendly chat, you know, with guns, and knives, and glowing skulls that make you kill your friends. Return to Cy City for the penultimate episode of CY_BORG! Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Pip Gladwin Pyrex: Shamini Bundell Kei Hira: Zachary Forta…

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CY_BORG :: ExitWounds.ZIP 54:08

9M ago54:08

54:08

Run for your lives. The pigs are coming! The guards are loose, and the VR Patrons are running wild. Can Edge, Pyrex, Kei and Blyther get out in time, or will they be captured by the Sec Corp Officers descending on their location?! Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER G…

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S2E46: The chaos and the Captain 1:30:03

9M ago1:30:03

1:30:03

The crew is split , time is running out, and our bastards must find a way to save the doctor, destroy the chaos engine, defeat the captain, confront BJ, and now theres a wraith navy to add to the mix? - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews…

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CY_BORG :: GoTime.TXT 53:24

9M ago53:24

53:24

Shit has hit the fan and it's time to get the hell out of Dodge. Edge, Kei, Pyrex and Blythe are ready for the fight of their lives to escape Headhole! Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Pip Gladwin Pyrex: Shamini Bundell Kei Hira: Zachary Fortais-Gomm Blythe: Ma…

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CY_BORG :: WelcomeToCy.EXE 1:56:34

9M ago1:56:34

1:56:34

The city of CY sprawls impossibly across the landscape like the corpse of an ancient predator. Its towers punch viciously into the sky whole its manufacturing plants spew clouds of corrosive steam and gas in an effort to supply all demands. Four Ne'er-do-well in the city of CY have been given a job that could clear out the enormous debt that hangs …

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S2E45: Behind closed doors 1:39:34

10M ago1:39:34

1:39:34

The Doctor has been captured, high above midspace station held in a cell of water Ze must figure out a way to escape and to destroy the chaos engine in the process. Meanwhile on Midspace station Cleo and the gang are faced with the same challenge but from a different angle. How will the Bastards get through this while separated. Crit Awards! Please…

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Problem Child Pt4 :: Liminal London Mystery Three 46:14

10M ago46:14

46:14

The truth is revealed about Yamina Masood and the secretive divine sisterhood. Choices are made and lines in the sand are drawn as the third Liminal London Mystery comes to a close... Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | MERCH | SOCIALS | DISCORD | NEWSLETTER GM: Zachary Fortais-Gomm 'Three-Card' Monty Bark…

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S2E44: No Way Home 1:02:46

10M ago1:02:46

1:02:46

The crew have endured, but barely, and the threats aren't over. Their mission now is to return home, uncover the remnants of their ruined base, and work to disarm the chaos engine while seeking their nemesis Captain. Their struggle is far from over. But the challenge they face now seems insurmountable. How on earth are they going to navigate throug…

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Problem Child Pt3 :: Liminal London Mystery Three 52:08

10M ago52:08

52:08

Within the depths of the Sanguine Society, Monty, Mags, Declan and Oliver attempt to uncover the secrets swirling around the missing member of the Council of Merlin, Jeremy Wallace. He has been turned to a husk and brought to this den of predators by a mysterious individual by the name of Caroline. Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories …

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Problem Child Pt2 :: Liminal London Mystery Three 1:06:17

11M ago1:06:17

1:06:17

The crew are on the trail of the missing Wizard Jeremy Wallace. Having moved from his cushy Kensington home to a cramped Dagenham flat, Jeremy has seemingly shirked his posh wizarding ways, but does something more sinister hide under the surface of this change of heart? Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stories you haven't heard! PATREON | …

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S2E43: Sewer Water 1:25:58

11M ago1:25:58

1:25:58

The crew have survived but only just, and they aren't out of danger yet. They still need to find the Captain, deactivate the chaos engine, and in the process save MidSpace station. But heck right now they have an impossible task. How the heck do they get out of this sewer?! - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo…

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Problem Child Pt1 :: Liminal London Mystery Three 58:25

11M ago58:25

58:25

Explore the hidden depths of the Council of Merlin, the secretive order of Wizards that controls magic across the city. Oliver Barker (played by Grant Howitt) recruits the help of Declan, Monty and Mags on behalf of the Council to find a missing Wizard in the hopes of finally earning the respect of the Council. Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even …

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Press Phantasmic :: A Liminal London Prequel 1:32:58

11M ago1:32:58

1:32:58

Go back in time to 2018 in the city of Liminal London. Discover the origins of Declan Buchanan and the crime that still haunts him and the other accomplices to this day. This is a collaboration between Realms of Peril & Glory and Actual Play UK, check out even more incredible UK Podcasters and Streamers collaborating on YouTube.com/@ActualPlayUK! G…

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SideArm - OffCuts/009 27:33

11M ago27:33

27:33

Is that the swing of an axe I hear? it is! Brilliant that must mean there will be some off cuts for my ears to eat. This week we have a bonus episode for you all! This is one of our SideArm episodes, our Patreon exclusive content. We release two SideArm episodes a month, and if you like this type of ramble, laughter fun time then you can get this a…

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Vael: Adventures in Athril :: The Plan 1:18:16

12M ago1:18:16

1:18:16

Welcome back to Athril: Academy of the Arcane! Here students are taught the very best of what magic has to offer! Every student is a high-achiever ready to take on the magical world... that is except the students who fail a subject... those students who are remanded to stay over the summer vacation... Go to RealmsPod.com to discover even more stori…

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S2E42: A Distant Toll 1:23:26

12M ago1:23:26

1:23:26

The whole of Night City is crashing down on the Bastards’ heads. Channon has given their last warning, and the trap of all traps has been sprung. Our party splits in the devastating collapse. They are separated, injured, and trapped inside the shifting rubble. Is a toppled tower the last chapter for our crew? Perhaps it’s like the captain said, you…

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