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Chris and John trace the insanity and inanity of NYC through the Temple of The True Inner Light, Moonies, Hotel Scams You Can Do At Home, Dancing Lady Cops, and ruminate a bit on the way Twitter appears to be keeling over outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbnXsohzOE thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it …
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Everyone is here! We cover Toby Keith, Joe Biden's decaying brain, the King's cancer, Apple's new computer goggles, Israel's continuing genocide, the US's campaign against the houthis, and Tracy Chapman's recent performance at the grammies. // outro: Fast Car by Jim O'Rourke // thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts,…
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John, Todd and Chris are here with a jam-packed episode. Topics include: the mystery of a weird shed next to John's property, kentucky has decided 1st cousins are chill to marry, (the story also features a weird amount of Survivor contestants), vivek has already dropped out and endorsed trump, some guy named Jelly Roll weighs in on fentanyl (he thi…
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John, Todd and Chris cover the jewish tunnels in brooklyn, trumps latest standup routine, the guy who skinny dipped in a bass pro shop fishtank, dead internet theory, the latest on sperm extraction from dead people, a publishing company training AI on manuscripts, and a ban on XL bully dogs in the UK. thanks so much for listening! pls rate and revi…
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We're back from our combo holiday and illness break, folks! on this episode, John and Chris discuss John's new cat, a kid who recently beat NES tetris, the epstein developments, SpaceEx suing the NLRB, america's completely opaque war in iraq, and some strange goings-on happening in Argentina. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our…
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Chris, John and Todd discuss the Amish and their eggnog, the lemonade that may or may not kill you, the death of el chapo's mom, the case of the missing Alexey Navalny, John Fettermen deleting an ill-advised and tonedeaf drake meme he posted, the new dutch prime minister being extremely racist, spain kicking out two US embassy staff for bribery, an…
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John, Chris and Brynn cover Brynn's tour with Stay Inside, the long, long awaited death of kissinger, kissinger's relationship with china, a quick philosophy corner on, some dutch nonsense happening in john's local town facebook group, john fetterman, and finally, george santos getting expelled from congress. // // outro: https://www.youtube.com/wa…
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John, Chris and Todd are here to discuss community notes and monetization on twitter, the possible ceasefire in israel brokered by quatar, joe biden pardoning some turkeys and possibly pissing his pants, president xi visiting san francisco and meeting with biden, xi urges BRICS to push for peace in gaza, the us says it thwarted an assassination att…
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John and Chris are here in an extra-wide episode, discussing Fort Bragg/liberty, john fetterman, the speculative massive tunnels underneath gaza, israel says the whole UN is on the side of hamas, news from the trial of the pelosi hammer guy, and ottowa canada trying to become less boring to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon…
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John and Chris discuss the check john got after hitting a deer last week, car safety and seatbelts, the state of elon musks varios scams, the many cases of temporary blindness from shoddy lights at the Bored Ape festival, norman finklestein's thoughts on "gooning", the number of tanks being blown up by Hamas, a possible ukranian peace deal with rus…
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John, Brynn and Chris discuss some fresh lies from George Santos, the number of proportional 9/11s Israel has experienced, the new speaker of the house, Lil B's AI generated anime waifus in wheelchairs playing basketball, and a guy who tried to steal some very specific drugs from a pharmacy // outro: https://youtu.be/1BJ3ht1Zfak?si=dTX3f440uOoWBnki…
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The gang's all here, and they spend most of the episode going over the situation in palestine, including all the insane propaganda about hamas beheading babies being pushed with zero evidence. They also cover youtuber lord miles getting released from taliban custody, and some oversights in facebooks new AI stickers feature // outro: https://youtu.b…
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Bryn, Chris, and John discuss NYC flooding, the end of feinstein, food robots narcing to the cops, famed speedrunner commander, john fetterman's foreign policy, and the kidnapping of a nepo baby. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i_rwGEZta4 thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the …
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Brynn, Chris and John are here to discuss general political vibes, chicago banning sub minimum wage for tipped workers, the glorious cybertruck, the ukranian nazi who got applauded in canada's parliament, NYC mayor eric adams joins the freemasons, an update from tim ballard on how his weird behavior is actually a tactical "couple's ruse", and seb g…
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The episode is late! It's fucking late! I'm sorry! We are talking about Boebert, Sean Penn, AI, John Fetterman, Dilbert Guy, Tim Ballard, and so much more stuff that happened.. last week! I'M SORRY ALREADY I'M IN SCHOOL ALRIGHT. <3<3<3 -John outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7v2jROHMkI thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on…
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Chris, John, and Bryn discuss the many financial tendrils of Peter Thiel, the many RICO cases of Georgia, which crimes are good and bad, turning swimming pools green with a drone, and the class dynamics of Paw Patrol outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpD7E5yKkK0 thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it reall…
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Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the Trump-Jesus divide among modern religious leaders, gamified japanese taxes, the African Union suspending Niger, generational divides in television, scientology, and much more. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qheqcejHLPE thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps…
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The whole gang is here to discuss three pressing psyops, the return of the butter cow, tragedy capitalism, the history of the process church becoming a no-kill animal shelter, and how to steal a cool quarter mil in carboard rectangles. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce…
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Bryn, Chris, and John discuss Planet of the Bass, the state of Hollywood, DJ Casper, Hank the Tank, Diarrhoea, and much more. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWA5f1l3ulg thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on facebook www.facebook.com/gro…
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Chris and John discuss John's new coding class, the concept of grading "on a curve", the MAGA rap videos that have spawned from the moonie cult, the washington times, the mexican peso recently booming, fascist coins/fascism in general, the recent coup in Niger, and russia/china relations. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our pat…
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The gang's all here to discuss gooning, barbieheimer, cocaine cheese, and what actors should play RFK Jr and Jeffrey Epstein in a hypothetical biopic outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHkRqEjMrcI thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on faceb…
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John, Chris, and eventually Bryn discuss israeli artifacts stolen by donald trump, hobby lobby ceo “giving away” the company, retiring before you die, cool legal loopholes to get a plot of land for free, the US military sending thousands of emails to mali by accident because they keep typing .ml when they mean .mil, a brain genius take from david s…
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Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the impending threat of toddlers on our shores, how to design a game so that it's good and not bad, the fresh wave of federal freudian slips, fashion tips from world leaders, and getting shot by a forest ranger. To hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce…
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Do you ever worry about nuclear annihilation? Neither do we. The boys get together to discuss Hunter Biden, cluster bombs, the trash in Taylor Swift's yard, and what exactly constitutes a "crime" outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMAtL7n_-rc thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the …
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The boys talk for a while before Bryn shows up to discuss Moms For Liberty quoting Hitler, being right about the submersible, new evidence about the train derailment in East Palestine, and much more! outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB0VtPIB1vw thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find …
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John and Chris cover Trump's evolving legal woes, the latest republican presidential candidates, the reddit blackout protests and the CEOs ensuing meltdown, biden administration cracking down on ticketmaster, and an opioid company that asked for a one-week extension on paying a settlement, which causes it's stock price to shoot up for some reason /…
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The gang's all here to have a wide ranging conversation about the applications of AI, possible insurance collapse in the US, getting caught being an extremely specific type of guy on twitter, and the widespread use of LSD prodrugs in japan. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txtrJfX2GW8 // thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us …
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Chris and John discuss trying weed for the first time in your 50s, some teens who called the cops on themselves for being too high, guys who want to live forever for some dumb reason, and our first impressions of Shrek Jr The Musical, a production we have not seen. To hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbee…
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Chris, John and Todd discuss Ron DeSantis, a festival of Kyles in Kyle, Texas, monster energy, amish people who drunk drive their horse-drawn buggies, and our new invention idea: the PissBit, a wearable that tracks your piss. // outro: https://youtu.be/9XMGKtpWTv4 // thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really …
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Hi folks, sorry we were away for a bit. John was busy moving, Chris was busy being sick, and Brynn and Todd had to visit a CIA black site. John and Chris are back with another dose of weed, memes, and communism, plus poker and the internet. Please enjoy. // outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F4g5pBrEYE // thanks so much for listening! pls rate…
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John, Chris, and Todd discuss presidential candidates, the declining rate of profit in the money printing industry, chinese police stations in NYC, and cops on tape discussing murder. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOyQKIEEGOI // thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. han…
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