The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments. Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more. • Find out more at https://www.boontavista.com • Subscribe for weekly bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVis ...
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EPISODE 361: I Fucking Love Science
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Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a ghostly request to prematurely intern a French hound, paying good money to hold a cow, a comedically dangerous sex encounter, and candy from a Gotham City villain.By Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 360: Share Your Cubes, Anders
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Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a mysterious shower of meat, a winning lottery ticket that may or may not belong to someone, illegally confiscated snacks, and some gators that might be astrally travelling.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavi…
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EPISODE 359: Alfred Hitchcock's The Miniature Birds
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Theo, Lucy and Andrew bring you: an anti-woke display caught up in red tape, a thing that's like Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds if the birds were a lot smaller, and not one but two things that you really, really don't want to happen.By Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 358: Pissed On By the Fairy King
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Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Settling for a pasta bake software engineer sex party, the anti-authority medium of the rude Gen X t-shirt, and troubling world of the BookTok ice hockey enthusiast.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com!…
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Free jewellery with a confusing catch, meeting the strangers who are enjoying your pool, and a controversial Ohio wing ruling.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question o…
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EPISODE 356: To The Detriment Of Bulgaria
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two animals kicking off the second act of their adventure film, the archetypal One Thing We Didn't Want To Happen story, and all the delights of New York a corn festival.***This is the video we're talking about FYI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEpHswmkisQBy Boonta Vista
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A somewhat goofy tent in Pennsylvania, a look at the two biggest dangers of being a lineman, teens doing To Catch A Predator Jr, an almost perfect crime in Seattle, and Headline News.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at …
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EPISODE 354: The World’s First Free-Use Comedian (with Tom Walker)
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Our dear friend Tom Walker joins us to talk about: The high stakes world of competitive laser tag, the power of one voicemail recording to change the world, a very professional watch heist, and the Clipping Report.***Tom's Sydney show: https://standupsydney.com/event/tom-walker-my-treasures-my-beautiful-treasures/Tom's Melbourne show: https://www.c…
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EPISODE 353: Thelma & Louising In Separate Cars
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Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A beautiful relationship betwixt woman and fish, one extremely disgruntled Dutch man, a follow-up on Jimmy the Hairdresser, and the RIPing Report.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us…
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EPISODE 352: Fuckable Mrs Doubtfired By A Close-Up Magician
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Tommy the Skank going down for his love of deer, having $12,000 and your heart stolen by a beautiful androgynous close-up magician, and putting on the Honky Man suit to degeese a park. I meant red-crested cardinal. Sorry.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreo…
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EPISODE 351: Pitbull Prestige Time Assassin
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Dozens of snakes saved, a time assassination thwarted, aggression removed, a wrench thrown, and a dentist-free alternative to dentistry.***You can watch the video of the live show right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T9I9uWKGDU***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: ww…
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This week behind the paywall: An insane man terrorising a quiet neighbourhood in England. But what if you need his help? All this and much, much more at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 350: Sip Free Or Die (LIVE)
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It's our 350th episode! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A contentious and mysterious hose, tragic nominative determinism, one easy trick to make crime legal, honouring the dead with Jeeps, a failed bear escape, a loose bull in the stands, and the Great American Hall of Name.***Recorded live in Brisbane at Newstead Brewing co on Saturday, Jun…
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EPISODE 349: The Shortening Of The Breakfast Way
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Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An outbreak of organised golf cart crime in Ontario, the search for the heart of Utah, and the breakfast offerings of Skyline Chilli.***Get tickets to the live show at boontavista.com/live***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mai…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes XIV - Children Of Mice / If This Perineum Could Hear
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It's an unlocked bonus episode for your listening pleasure! Theo and Ben return to the Theo Philes to give each other and you the stories of: Giving mice so much of everything that they no longer want to live, and yesterday's future masturbatory technology.***Get your live show tickets at: boontavista.com/live…
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EPISODE 348: The Strongest Himbo On God’s Green Earth
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A plague of rats that are bigger, smarter, and more entitled than ever before, and a friendship strong enough to overcome even death itself.***Get your tickets to the live show right here: boontavista.com/live***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista*…
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Methinks HAARP doth protest too much, a pile of rotten meat in Ohio that's nobody's responsibility, and the Clipping Report. EPSILON HALIFAX GAMETE. Activate! ***Get tickets for the live show right here: boontavista.com/live***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.pat…
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EPISODE 346: Accidentally Bone Collector
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: $540,000 of lost potential ostrich meat, a bus driver punished for being too Italian, the vagaries of tooth disposal, and the lucrative career of Mr Never Scores.***Outro: Bone Collector - Ho99o9***Get tickets for the live show right here: boontavista.com/live***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episode…
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BONUS PREVIEW: Grabanzio Top Golf Porn Star Martini
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We don't care if it kicks off a bloody, muti-generational, Mario Puzo-style blood feud, please take our toilet money, KFC employees of the world.***Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 345: Drift Stance JDM Toilet (No Bidet)
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The toilet purchaser's dilemma, fumbling a skill check to impress women, the end of the good times at Barefoot Lake, one man's war on Perth airport, and staying safe by not helping old ladies.***Get your live show tickets at boontavista.com/live***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribin…
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EPISODE 344: Bottom Of The Ninth Crab Bake For Everyone
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Get your tickets to the live show right here at boontavista.com/live! ***Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Equal pay for equal heads, new Dutch mirror technology, no dogs harmed in Kansas, and using the proceeds of crime to thrill the people on your street.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.co…
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Tag a friend who would totally out-ShareLunker you during the Toyota ShareLunker Collection Program season! Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 343: Nobody Wants A Blair Witch Sandwich
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Lucy, Theo, and Andrew bring you: Hitting the wrongest button a car has, monitoring activity in the deep, trading cryptic gifts with Bigfoot, stealing an ATM for peanuts, and stealing a new friend from Leipzig Zoo.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@…
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A wolf escape averted, Russian propaganda broadcast directly from space into Dutch babies' brains, and living a combination safety first / BDSM lifestyle.***Outro: Protection - Massive Attack***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the …
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EPISODE 341: Wriggling Around Inside Idaho’s Belly
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Omens and portents for the coming eclipse, getting into uniform for a deceased husband prank, the future emergence of Big Idaho, and accidentally acquiring a house.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista…
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EPISODE 340: A Suffolk Punch Named Besthorpe Peace
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Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rare horse lost, two swords found, general advice for the coming eclipse, a Kia SUV that just wants to move, and the crimes of a real estate agent.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and lea…
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A high-level operator trying to get home to his family, a bold Dutch vision for man-rat coexistence, Headline News, and a surprisingly full Clipping Report.***Outro: Rats - METZ***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boon…
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BONUS PREVIEW: A Beautiful Whirlwind $10.30 Permanent Alaskan Romance
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Imagine getting swept up in the dunes in your 2023 Polaris side-by-side ATV bought with bad cheques. Get this and the rest of our bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The hidden history of mankind as revealed by your 5-year-old, an update on the state of American fashion, and another look into the mind-bending world of horking down handfuls of nutmeg.***Get the Boonta Vista album here: https://boontavista.bandcamp.com/album/the-boonta-vista-experience***…
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We've all made mistakes, and learning to forgive them is just part of this beautiful human journey.***Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a large beverage a month at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 337: Two Identical Brothers-In-Law (with Libby Watson)
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Journalist and streamer Libby Watson joins us to talk about two Marks making a life-changing discovery at Heathrow, and the extraordinary world of astral projection.***Follow Libby on Twitch at: twitch.tv/libtronRead her writing here: https://libbycwatson.com/***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreo…
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BONUS PREVIEW: 20 Grams Of Horace Primo (with Tom Walker)
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I think Einstein is flirting with you dude! ***Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a large beverage a month at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 336: The Saddest Hardest Boner (with Grace Jarvis)
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Comedian Grace Jarvis joins Lucy, Andrew, and Ben to discuss: Performing too well at your job as a professional wedding crasher, and the fine line between being pleasurably cucked and having your life fall apart.***Check out everything Grace has going on right here: https://linktr.ee/gracejarvis***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes b…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Thank God For Uncle Magic
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It's Freemium Freebruary! We generously unlock our bonus episodes for the shortest month of the year so you can get a taste of the good life. Subscribe if you like it, maybe?***Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The harrowing experience of visiting one or possibly more trampoline parks in England, one cool loophole for getting a gun in Iowa, and an u…
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EPISODE 335: Gammer Throw Your Gila Monster
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Americans driving their truth, giving a horse a friend, navigating the world as an introvert, one fateful lizard bite, introducing Mr Nangs, and Headline News.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com!…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Mr Cheeks Goes To Washington
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It's Freemium Freebruary! We generously unlock our bonus episodes for the shortest month of the year so you can get a taste of the good life. Subscribe if you like it, maybe?***Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The Dutch victim of a boar hunt gone wrong, a Mothman with a hobby, the playful teasing of a great ape, the rigorous requirements of a fishi…
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EPISODE 334: Shot Like A Dog In The Back Of A Tim Hortons
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rollercoaster with no problems whatsoever, the hardest choice a Spliftie will have to make, and the soulful yearning of those who can recall their past lives. ***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.co…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: 8 Polish Years Of Polish Medical School
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It's Freemium Freebruary! We generously unlock our bonus episodes for the shortest month of the year so you can get a taste of the good life. Subscribe if you like it, maybe?***Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A Polish detail to a story we're not covering on the show, two types of awful American cop, and the introduction of Stuff We Should Ch…
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EPISODE 333: French Tuck Dick Print Landslide (with James Colley)
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Writer and comedian James Colley joins us to talk about: An unintentional Swedish dog turd cannon, illegally disarming your teen, having meat middleman in your AI romance, and a stinky, stinky hole.***Buy The Next Big Thing Here: https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-next-big-thing-james-colley/book/9780645757910.html***Support our show and get exclusiv…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Boople Me Some CooterCash
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It's Freemium Freebruary! We generously unlock our bonus episodes for the shortest month of the year so you can get a taste of the good life. Subscribe if you like it, maybe?***Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The South's competing Cooter Festivals, a uniquely American government scam, speeding as a fact of life, and Headline News.***Support …
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EPISODE 332: Cucked on CoD (with Patrick Gill)
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Theo, Lucy and Andrew are joined by Polygon's Patrick Gill to discuss epic gamer relationship problems, the erotic nature of the Dutch trash can, the unquenchable cola thirst of the British donkey and more!******It's Freemium Freebruary! We generously unlock our bonus episodes for the shortest month of the year so you can get a taste of the good li…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: This Toilet Says Mayor On It
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It's Freemium Freebruary! We generously unlock our bonus episodes for the shortest month of the year so you can get a taste of the good life. Subscribe if you like it, maybe?***Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Toilets as social commentary in Ohio, Turds of unknown origin descending from the New York skies, and Headline News.***Support our show and …
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EPISODE 331: Two And A Bit Monkeys Per Man (with Josh Sawyer)
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Theo and Ben are joined by video game designer and hunk Josh Sawyer to talk about: An unpopular monkey facility in Georgia, an at-large Binturong in Devon, the possibilities of AI romance, some rejected plates in BC, and Blotter Watch.***Follow Josh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/jesawyer Follow him on Twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/jesaw…
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The stupid questions of r/nostupidquestions, a Dutch dine and dasher, the reveries of a rat, TikTok eye surgery trends, and another dip into the world of horseshoe pitcher names.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailb…
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Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The trends to keep an eye out for in 2024, the perfect soup day out in Pennsylvania, an out-of-the-box Home Depot heist, and the marriedpreneur lifestyle.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and …
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EPISODE 328: The Haarlem Globetrotters
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We're back! This week: An insufficiently remarked upon driveway theft, and our annual look at the raw carnage of New Year's Eve in the Netherlands.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 18…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Tweens And Teens Pheasant Blasting Jamboree
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We're still on a little break! Here's another bonus episode from this year that we particularly enjoyed. We'll be back next week. Stay frosty out there.***Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A product recall over a forbidden URL, a fun day out in Salmon for teens and tweens alike, a secret lumpy deer in Maine, and a 5-star shoe that looks like a…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Burying All Kinds Of Secrets In The Iowa Cornfields
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We're on our Christmas break! Have a bonus episode. Mwah mwah mwah***Lucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: Big laughs from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, gaining a grandfather from a lake miracle, losing your car to a lake tragedy, and the RIPing Report.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Boonta…
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EPISODE 327: The Cheeseburger of Pornography
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Andrew, Lucy and Theo bring you a year-end roundup of: 2023’s NASTIEST licence plates that were simply TOO HOT for Ohio, a concerning amount of VHS, the Netherlands’ 2023 Pornhub Wrapped and a menu to make J.R.R. Tolkien roll his dusty ass around in his grave.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreo…
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Car gatherings terrorising Connecticut, chocolate wrappers and vigilante justice in the UK, and the Clipping Report.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on …
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