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The world and it’s people has gone to Sh*t. Social media has turned us into entrenched flag wavers, desperately searching for validation. Enter Brains and Big Tuna. Lets cut the cr*p. Lets learn how to communicate with each other again. Whether you are a woke liberal or a Ku Klux Klan member, a stanch feminist or a homophobic veterinarian, come join our clan. Lets get together and talk. You are not alone.
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God had no idea humans would eclipse him when they invented improv comedy. 00:00 Intro / Backed Up 02:25 How to Start Your YouTube Channel in 2024 17:01 Doctors 21:56 The Motherland 24:13 Improv is Better than God 27:01 New Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle Specials 35:09 The Future of the Pod 38:12 Tom Segura / Andrew Schulz / Out of Touch Comedian…
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You should have to be married to a man to be a male gynecologist.00:00 Intro / How's My Driving?02:50 Drake is Mr. Worldwide, not Pitbull04:30 Skrewball Rejected Me05:18 Coming in the Air Tonight, Like Steve-O10:39 A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's Kid11:45 All Doctors Are Creepers14:56 Celibate / NoFap17:33 We're Done With OnlyFans, Guys / ASMR21:51 Asian …
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Green numbers on a screen give me validation that I didn't get from my father. 00:00 Intro / Fires / Santa Lore 03:19 "The Needy" 05:03 The State of the World / Candles 07:32 YouTube Addiction 07:57 Letterman Jacket 08:59 Bring Back Pen Pals 09:50 Impulsively Hopping on a Train to "Find Yourself" 11:21 24 Year Olds are Still Kids 12:15 What it Mean…
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I've heard of Seinfeld. 0:00:00 Intro / Jobs0:01:13 Circus Cat and Mouse Show0:02:41 Dana's Secret Adventure Time Project0:09:10 Chicken Little was on Steroids0:14:15 How To Boil an Egg?0:17:57 Prince!0:20:33 State Fair / Testing a Roller Coaster0:22:23 Artificial Intelligence AI / Futurists / Skillshare0:24:25 Eyebrows / Thief Barber / Haircuts ar…
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In this episode we win the war against the BBC! We also welcome Harry David from The Plantpots, (14:55) We attempt to act out the story of thanksgiving but fail again, we then all agree to go our separate ways but we secure a special exclusive interview with Kirsty Young, presenter of Desert Island Disks in her most revealing interview yet and have…
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I made a beat with my prostate and sold it on DatPiff. She f*ckin' hates me! What about fiveskin? 00:00 My Car Has a Gas Leak 04:39 Cosplaying as a Surgeon 08:54 Kit Kat / Snapple 13:24 Serving Sizes / Sports 20:30 McDonald's Grimace Lore 23:06 Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave / Mr. Bean 24:25 Chris Hanson / To Catch a Predator 25:00 Logan Paul vs. Dillon…
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We're back, and the disrespect is at all time highs as Tyler describes how he does not care about world news. You can be killed at any second... so far so good. 00:00 I Don't Care 05:08 What Kind of Motivation? 07:46 Hospital Bombing / Terrorism 17:42 I'm Suing My Throat / My Lungs Stink 23:12 I Should Cook... 25:47 Internships 31:26 Mucus Rain…
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Tyler talks about the new Kendrick Lamar album, Trader Joe's, and getting ready. 0:00:00 Intro / Trader Joe's 0:04:45 The Goal of Life: Getting Ready / Momentum 0:09:27 Traditional Success and Pride 0:12:33 Kendrick Lamar: Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers 0:38:55 Snapchat Bots 0:44:23 "My Better Half" 0:48:23 My Hair Looks Dead 0:52:44 Tyler Damsma's …
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When you're a kid, you always looked up to the big kids. But what happens when you become the big kid? Where do you go from there? 00:00 Intro / It's NOT Winter 06:25 My Body is Picky 08:14 WTF is Dirt? 13:53 We're The Big Kids 21:14 What Medium Did You Use? 22:52 I'm a Dad 27:06 Seeing People You Kinda Know 31:53 Dream Logic / Earwax 41:11 Getting…
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I bought a shirt from an ad and it was just a blown up image printed. You could see the f**kin’ pixels, dude. 00:00 Intro01:17 I Bought an Ad04:32 Having a “Type” / Rejection 10:41 The “One”14:14 Relationship Insurance18:02 Illegal Name Change22:31 Life Insurance 25:22 Fallen Beef Tips with Human34:07 Unfortunate Kinks 38:41 Library Celebrating 100…
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The biggest gaslighting of all time is eating a poppy seed bagel. 0:00:00 Intro / Sensory Deprivation 0:07:15 Testing Positive For Heroin 0:16:59 Self-Descriptive Words 0:18:27 Driving is so Stupid 0:30:18 Answering Questions About Your Life 0:40:20 People in Commercials Are Too Happy 0:47:50 Family Photo at a Train Station 0:48:42 Computers And Pr…
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"Extreme Home Makeover was the original Mr. Beast." 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:46 Twinkle Toes 0:10:26 Dwayne, The Rock Johnson 0:12:19 Fitness YouTubers' Elbows 0:15:07 I Leave the Light On 0:17:15 TikTok was the Start of WWIII 0:18:18 Delinquent Teachers 0:22:27 How To Win ANY Argument 0:24:19 Elk Cubes 0:29:03 Infits 0:29:45 America's Funniest Home Vide…
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0:00:00 Intro 0:05:42 Quitting Smoking / Vaping 0:16:27 Virgin Mary and Jesus 0:22:44 Calculating Tip 0:26:38 Artists Are Human Sacrifices 0:35:31 Faux Motivation 0:37:39 Showers Are Scary 0:42:42 I Want Physical Contact 0:55:35 Come Into MY Life! 0:58:30 Nature VS Nurture 1:06:07 Tinder Sucks (AGAIN) 1:17:25 The Internet Makes Competition Seem Hop…
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There's a lot going on in the world. Ukraine is a country. That's really all I know. 0:00:00 Intro 0:01:32 See Your Pee 0:04:20 The Shape of the Earth 0:07:31 Blue Man Group 0:10:27 Our Friendship 0:11:58 Filling The Void (in your *ss) 0:17:57 The Most Unique Stank 0:21:16 Jared's Funny Story 0:31:45 "Bobs..." 0:32:40 Putin Is Transitioning 0:36:12…
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On today's episode: gold encrusted soup, collecting body stuff, and creating a synthetic hole next to your a**hole. 0:00:00 Intro / Eating Too Much 0:04:01 (Seasonal) Depression 0:10:52 "Tear You a New One" 0:23:23 "Bust Your Balls" 0:30:36 Sweaty Palms 0:35:58 Collection of Body Stuff 0:44:08 Taking Things 0:52:02 Suck a Sticky Liquid Through a Me…
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On today's episode: I turned 23, Jesus owns the Chum Bucket, a woman freaks out at a truck stop Wendy's. 0:00:00 Intro 0:02:13 The Best Birthdays 0:04:17 Winter Voice 0:09:31 Jesus Is Trying to Steal Your Soul 0:12:06 If I Wasn't An Artist 0:15:25 Florida Truck Stop Wendy's 0:25:28 Double Meanings / Placebo 0:30:03 Eye Discrimination 0:33:38 Imagin…
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On today's episode: arson is easy, my "vacation", and car accidents. 00:00 Intro 07:46 Putting Pressure on Yourself 17:51 Pride vs. Shame 22:12 Fireworks / Arson 25:17 Car Accidents 31:14 Ignorance Causes Racism 42:20 Arguing Over What You Said 43:47 My Vacation 50:37 The Joke is The Truth 51:56 We're Having Moments…
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On today's episode: egg browns and bone flutes, displacing native phlegm, and rejection. 00:00 Intro / Chinese Food 02:31 I'll Try Anything 07:34 Turning Yourself into a Bird 10:25 Wood Playgrounds 12:10 I Went on a Date 15:57 Art is Alchemy 17:45 Parallel Thinking 20:08 Social Anxiety 22:51 I Went to the Mall 30:29 Picking Your Nose…
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Don't you dare take a stranger's photo, or god forbid you let a stranger take a photo of YOU! You're gonna hand them your phone? What are you, r-worded? It's either you give them your phone or you give them your phone number and they just... have a picture of you now. Personally, I am fine with neither. 00:00 Intro 00:11 Planned Obsolescence 06:14 …
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00:00 Intro 00:25 Halloween is not Happening 03:16 (Not) Getting Blood Work Done 06:14 Loud Vehicles Sound Like Spaceships 07:04 Piss Rain 12:37 Holding Pee 16:01 After You Touch Yourself 18:29 Toilets With Torque 23:15 Deviated Septum 25:14 Humane Way to Die 27:59 Spicy Food 32:02 White Food is Loveless 35:36 Hikes Are Ruined 36:30 Open The Left D…
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I had one rule: I would never try White Castle or watch 2 Girls 1 Cup. I broke that one rule. 00:00 Intro 00:55 Trying White Castle For the First Time 12:16 Wet Socks 17:21 Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie 22:45 Arranged Marriages 24:07 Snapchat "Born Different" 26:45 Volkswagen "Punch Buggy" 30:41 Prodigies Don't Impress Me 33:17 We're All Just Win…
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Why do statue makers love crafting children's balls? Why don't ped*philes look at statues if they like children's d*cks so much? All this and more in this latest episode. 00:00 Intro 04:23 Why Are Statues Nude? 10:30 Social Anxiety 17:22 Self Confidence 22:17 Everything Hits at Once 28:08 THIS WILL MOTIVATE YOU 47:54 Deforestation: COMING SOON! 50:…
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This is an open letter to Def Leppard: happiness does not come from drowning in sugar. "Oh, pour some sugar on me, then I'll be okay." So just open a sugar packet and pour it on your head? THEN WHAT? 00:00 Intro 02:00 Sugar/Hazelnut Creamer 08:34 Contradictory Questions 10:30 I NEED SOMETHING! 15:11 Normalize Joking About Everything 16:25 Dedicatin…
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The future is fun! School is really just daycare, so let 'em run free! Give your son meth. 00:00 Intro 10:34 Hypothetical Questions 21:41 Genetically Mofidied Foods 35:24 Dingleberry 39:36 How Far Humans Have Come 41:01 School is MOSTLY Babysitting 47:10 Inc*st/Pedo Defenders 49:20 Pokemon Class 52:41 New VS Old Entertainment…
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Jeff Bezos has got the codes! He could do it if he wanted to. I need him to make my feet bigger so I can wear the oversized shoes I bought. Also, bring back toe socks. Those are cool.00:00 Intro04:10 ASMR/Whispering10:51 Mailmen Should Have Sirens16:55 Every Rule Has a Story22:12 Amazon Doesn't Exist29:31 Toe Socks32:40 The Tapeworm Sings!36:08 Mik…
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