Burnie and Ashley discuss Paul/Tyson, fighting a younger version of yourself, Looper, Tyson's glorious ass, big paydays, early UFC, Paul vs Princess Kate, UFC brackets, Red One, Gladiator 2, smooching Denzel, The Substance, body horror, Macaques on the loose, and land wars in Russia. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere …

Burnie and Ashley discuss the dumbest Friday in their memories, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, boxing's steady decline, swatting conviction, The Onion buys Infowars, NotTheOnion, Alex Jones, faked attacks, Rolls Royces, and bears just minding their own business.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http…

Ashley and Burnie discuss their ideal cabinet post, Burnie's time working at the White House, intelligence leaker gets sentenced, War Thunder, ARMA, Foxhole, Secret Level animated series, Pacman, Mega Man, D&D crossovers, Bethesda strike, Disney CEO recruiting, and Donald Duck's bare ass. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomew…

Burnie and Ashley discuss early Black Friday deals, waiting in line, Deal Mathematics, Scotland's weather warnings, Sexiest Man Alive 2024, Quiet Place, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, James Cameron, Rambo, Piranha II, Scarlet J. Hanson, Transformers One, Hot Frosty and Ashley's upcoming book dilemma.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morn…

Burnie and Ashley discuss crypto & Tesla rallies, feeling disconnected, the kids are wrong, Spotify recommends, mukbang, ASMR, quackery as a source of comfort, remote healing, bubbles all around, Elon Musk's all-in bets, Rayban (Meta) Smart Glasses, Snapchat, Google Glass, The Red Arrows, To Tariff or Not To Tariff, Amazon driver glasses, Xbox Kine…

Burnie and Ashley discuss Patreon extras, Ashley's list of ridiculous Christmas Movies, brackets vs contests, showing up to set, highest grossing Christmas movies, The Grinch no one remembers, Scrooged, Fred Claus, Interstellar's disastrous rerelease, ironic traditions, Trump's biggest asset, China's massive stimulation efforts, and Wicked porn pro…

Burnie and Ashley discuss Americans searches for moving to Scotland, immigration hurdles, being globally talented, moving countries vs moving states, American accents, speaking French to French people, talking loudly, Red One, Christmas hits, Elf, Marvel series, Zemeckis' Here, finding movie budgets, unproduced Star Wars trilogies, Marvel series on…

Burnie and Ashley discuss flying to vote, voter turnout, descriptive descriptions, billionaires day out, Bitcoin ATH, iPhone profitability, loss leaders, Bhad Bhabie's origins, Netflix France busted, stealth employment, sexy singles, bad search for short content, missing dates, word clouds, social media bans, and checking the description in the bio…

Burnie discusses the election results, while Ashley tries to discuss anything else. Voter turnout vs 2020, Christmas movies, popular vote, our favorite distractions, staring at walls, and if audiobooks have killed traditional reading. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhe…

Today's podcast is a double length episode to give American listeners some extra entertainment while they wait in the election lines today. We hope everyone will go out to vote and let their voice be heard.If you want to avoid any election or poltical talk, start the podcast at 30:00.Patreon members, be on the look out for an additional special epi…

Burnie and Ashley discuss modern discourse, political squirrels, hot button issues, predicting talking points, AI fake parades, charm bracelets, sleeping in pods, Hong Kong coffin homes, housing costs, commuting for college, and your predictions for America's next big political debate. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewher…

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Agatha finale, great episodes of American television, Deadpool & Wolverine streaming date, Emma corrections, a new trick to fall asleep, overthinking, tinnitus, NaNoNoNut Movember begins, Chalamet look-a-likes Scottish trick or treating, slim pickings, McMansions, fitness streaks, Apple Watch, skunks, peanuts, rescue s…

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Ohtani's series performance, pacing by a progress bar, avoiding spoilers, Agatha All Along, how to release a digital series, Tomb Raider, casting the perfect Lara Croft, failing the Bechdel Test, James Bond, Pamela Anderson, and Helen Miren.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereF…

Burnie and Ashley discuss fan interference, Steve Bartman, mob mentality, getting mugged in New York, lifetime bans, HR records, Dragon Age, remembering old games, Factorio updates, Silo, getting over the hump, Concord studio shuts down, Google fined for $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, the Zellner Bros new project, and Mega64's lat…

Burnie and Ashley discuss Otakus, MLB ratings in Japan, World War Z, Brad Pitt's Brad Hits, being big in Japan, aging out of sports, tragic moments, lapse of attention, recreating train of thought, NaNoNoNut Movember, businesses as movement, taking inspiration where you can get it, drug Olympics, Strava doxxing, Japanese proposals, and the World Se…

Burnie and Ashley discuss epic bombs, eating babies, killing Hitler, time travelling, changing the timeline, NCAA sports, Project Hail Mary, 28 Years Later, American Airlines name and shame, Patreon additions, and Chappell Roan.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSu…

Burnie and Ashley discuss fake reviews, the power of averages, the gym lobby, corporate personhood, floppy disks, hard balls, misappropriated laws, the power of Hitachi, the baseball brawl, big bucks for big leagues, and the Dodgers as baseball's true underdog.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss incomes tax brackets, tipping culture, tax differences between UK and US, Redbox abandoned boxes, zombie oil wells, Jason Statham, surprisng Cybertruck sales, Tesla earnings, EV politics, voting checks, Minecraft VR, Netflix games studios, Dune 2, and Hans Zimmer snubs himself for an Oscar.Support the show…

Burnie and Ashley discuss taking buses to planes, Presidents working at McDonalds, amplifying things you hate, epic Texas wins, twenty-four hour travel days, Southwest parabolas, catapults. bytedance interns, Boeing's space woes, 30,000 more SpaceX satellites, hologram ladies, Severance teaser 2, Subnautica 2 teaser, apex predators, pregnant gaming…

Burnie and newlywed Gavin Free discuss dragging each other down, strange coincidences, bad ideas, video game ringers, Halo changes, time-based existence, the citizenship decision, iPhone gripes, and an old argument about construction observation bias.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie sits down with Red Web host Trevor Collins to discuss the fringes of society, higher education, Number Sense, Big 10 rivalries, the Texas Georgia controversy, froggy voices, cryptids, cold cases, morbidity as a business model, trademarking viral hits, Satoshi's true identity, and why no one is using their degree.Support the show…

Burnie welcomes Barbara Dunkelman back to the podcast to finally discuss airline travel, convention work in 2024, awkward celebrity encounters, being picture ready at all times, lobby breakfasts, the "Right to Cancel", fighting brand battles, and the freedom/responsibility of business ownership.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/mornin…

Burnie and returning guest Jason discuss Liam Payne, Vegas trips, favorite places to eat when returning home, ordering Uber Eats from an Uber, nuclear powered tech bros, AI porn, OnlyFans multi-millionaires, and the best way to mispronounce Bhad Bhabie.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley gossip about Barbie, Britney Spears, $50 million demands, Academy Award snubs, overdue Oscars, unneeded sequels, Tron's new video game, classic Adventure genre, LED advancements, kit bashing, cosplay, aesthetic sabotage, Xbox Live Arcade, lasting passages from novels, offline maps, and spending three grand on Christmas lights. For…

Burnie and Ashley discuss video game feedback, the vinyl recession, Game of Thrones auctions, IKEA rugs, racist candles, small New England theme parks vs Texas carnivals, Rainbow Brite, Dungeons & Dragons, and cartoons as toy ads.For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show…

Burnie and Ashley discuss sports, Burnie's sports cynicism, designated hitters, sports conferences, salary caps, problematic sports team names, hidden pre-order dates, fake robots, Super Heavy hero landings, Joker fall-off, Dead Rising, nostalgia vs faithful remakes, Wind Waker, Kurt Vonnegut, Fight Club, unforgivable sins of video games, and a pot…

Burnie and Ashley discuss robots, self-driving, zombie mushrooms, the Waffle House Index, Whataburger, Tesla Robotaxis, swearing vacuums, backyard scientists, Joe Penna, OG YouTubers, video slugging averages, breathable atmospheres, and NASA sci-fi tech.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss Hurricane Milton landfall, 100 tornado warnings, ambulance theory, Ryan Kwanten, Treat Williams, Army of the Dead, Warm Bodies, best zombie scenes ever, parody timings, Mystery Men, The Franchise, The Boys, Shaun of The Dead, superhero fatigue, Army of Thieves, bad week for Tropicanas, building implosions, collateral damag…

Burnie and Ashley discuss Twitter's return to Brazil, Hurricane Milton, Disneyworld shuts down, watching sports in the UK, the MLB post-season, American draws, and the fattest bear in Alaska.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Ashley and Burnie discuss Hurricane Milton, categories of hurricanes, climate change filters, the Fermi Paradox, dead internet, mob mentality, and tight-knit communities.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss Joker Part 2, 419 scams, making a sequel for a new audience, R-rated box office successes, spam in Scotland vs US, strong passwords, XKCD, AI art theft, and the world's most digital violin.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss their disastrous road trip, dropping their croissant, the potential death of the EU, 23andMe's dismal valuation, what happens to genome data, government regulation, and a special guest. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss plastic greenwashing, hoping to be wrong, bad dreams, scary thoughts, general anesthesia, slippery bodies, making canoes, saving plastic, Agatha All Along, and media immunity.Epsiode contains spoilers for the Marvel series Wandavision.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show…

Burnie and Ashley discuss app internet addicts, Iranian missiles, North Carolina hurricanes, Bitcoin's status as a safe haven, ChatGPT updates, Hololens saying goodbye (to concumers), and the fattest bear contest.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss Lit RPGs, Detroit, Tharsis, Indie games, the Let's Play D&D genre, wide receivers, being number one in the regular season, viral tweets, Netflix defamation, Fargo, Kumiko The Treasure Hunter, and the environmental impacts of coal and COVID. Also, THE MOON.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss trick shot videos, questionable trademarks, indestructible kids, genre covers, the SpaceX rescue mission, Bridgerton event disasters, brand Jesus, and the disappointing Megalopolis box office debut. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show…

Burnie and Ashley discuss Megaloplois reviews, Meta Connect, Tesla's Robotaxi tease, Last of Us Season 2 trailer, Studio Ghibli, Howl's Moving Castle, Transformers One, auto-translation, smart glasses, and the Duolingo owl's villain arc. Music by Visitors: https://open.spotify.com/album/2g5cvvSydZL1Pa0rOzQSBmSupport our podcast at: https://www.patr…

Burnie and Ashley discuss British strawberries, WinAmp, pager explosions, stolen valor, vibing, doing drugs in our old age, making donuts, Skyrim grandma, mpox updates, and the classic philosophical question of which came first: the music file format or the music player?Today's music by The Krayolas: https://open.spotify.com/track/2NZoJTbIzPOezDiB7…

Ashley and Blaine Gibson discuss producing livestreams, chopping wood, making your own alcohol, international burger variations, the best athletic discipline, seeing the world, and chasing sheep.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Blaine Gibson catch up and discuss their working life together, Blaine's hit project Tales from the Stinky Dragon, the recent social event of the season, and two bros hot takes on high fashion. Visitors: Visitors: https://open.spotify.com/album/2g5cvvSydZL1Pa0rOzQSBmSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport …

Burnie and Ashley discuss when dating anniversaries should become wedding anniversaries, their first date, first smooches, the delicate dance of travel dating, Sleepy Ashley vs Former Soviet Soldiers, sleeper trains, Amazing Race anecdotes, self-promotion, Elon Musk heading to Mars, making the turn on Chappell Roan, Cards Against Humanity, and musi…

Burnie and Ashley discuss the not-Pokemon lawsuit, travel day repurcussions, Netflix data dumps, airtight legal claims, contemporary shark films, and acting fishy in airports. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie welcomes back popular guest Becca Frasier to discuss life in Scotland, Becca's good weather streak, property tax in Texas, Austin allergies, breakfast tacos, Fed interest rates, stock market, entering adult financial markets, and life in only the 7th hottest summer.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the s…

Burnie and Ashley discuss sunny days, convoluted exploding pager plots, watching historic events in real time, the downsides of static media, making everyone mad, facial subtitles, and building good will.Support the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss Dave Bautista, mom's movie reviews, how to pronounce Gyllenhaal, NFTs, Flappy Bird, the Switch 2, medieval watermelons, GMOs, Million Dollar Homepage, record setting JPGs, the most spoiled movie, Logan's Run, and the lack of big, old dudes.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show…

Burnie and Ashley discuss backlogs, The Emmys, television schedules of yesteryear, Jodie Foster, Trump's second assassination attempt, space gophering, bat worthy amounts of nacho cheese, and the enigma of Velveeta.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss employee walkouts, Boeing strikes, Xbox layoffs, bad numbers, good numbers, UK power outage payments, UK airline customer protections, space billionaires, and Patreon updates. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the showBy Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss dream theory, husky voices, nasal realities, Nick Offerman, stone skipping, peaty whiskies, Islay, Oban, Umbrella Academy, billionaire space walks, cruise ships, when a cube becomes a berg, the VMAs, swing voters, and industry plants.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show…

Burnie and Ashley discuss the presidential debates, 9/11 emotions, calling female candidates by their first name, Taylor Swift endorsements, childless cat ladies, XBOX being ahead of the curve, weird Microsoft naming strategies, the enduring allure of Mass Effect, Raygun is number one, and our Electric Boogaloo era.Support our podcast at: https://w…

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Polaris Dawn launch, the Paragon run by Ashley, where we joined the Mass Effect franchise, Apple cash holdings, Apple tax bills, Apple announcements, James Earl Jones, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Robert Wuhl, selling your likeness, production company shells, digital resurrections, and a Mush binge eating update. Supp…