Kuvo joins our hosts this week for the return of Robo-dog. Robo-dog's death and reanimation as a new entity - Mr. Sparky - raises serious ethical and philosophical implications. Do our memories define who we are? Can a machine have a soul? Do you think the kids dad just gets them every second weekend, or...? Find out the answer to at least one of t…

Join us this week in Roblox for Secret Agent Dingledorf and His Trusty Dog Splat: The Case of the Giggle Geeks. What an easy name to market off of. Why not just use the fake name used in this Christian children's movie? Clowns Gone Wild? Jesus ChristBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Merry Christmas! I know you asked for dog adventures with the Dogateers Timmy, but how would you like a Christmas movie with Dean Cain instead???? You were a bad kid, Timmy.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Special guest and Hokuto No Ken enjoyer Tie tuesday joins us for the 1995 live action adaptation. Why is Chris Penn here? Where is Ken's wife? Are we already dead? Is Jackal the best boy, or whippit Nosferatu? Time to find out!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

And the incredibly confused podcast. We learn the lifecycle of clowns, how to prevent a heart attack (downing a full bottle of pills), what a snipe looks like, and absolutely nothing about a dog. How does this keep happening? Put a dog in your dog movies!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Boyks dredges up a VHS tape from the depths of Disney hell and straps Ilyon down to learn the lore of the mysterious sixth Airbuddy. Get ready buddyheads, for the not-at-all exciting answer.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

There's no bunny, no puppy, and forget about Easter. It's another David DeCouteau masterpiece!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Boyks and Ilyon stumble across pirate gold sapphires dollar store glass beads in the form of R.A.D.A.R. the bionic dog. Pirates, cyborgs, mad scientists, and corrupt mayors abound and somehow it's all unwatchable. Time to walk the plank.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Ilyon's back from vacation and it's a wild ride, as this week we plunge the dark depths of the American dream and try to get to the bottom of who's scamming who. Boyks fills up his corkboard to try to find the key to money laundering, and a little girl searches for the American Dream - time with family (spelled: M-O-N-E-Y…

Today, the boys look at Rottweiler, a Terminator-inspired Breaking Benjamin-ass hardcore exploitation movie. It's ruff alright.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Jim Carrey carries his career out of the way of made-for-TV Ace Ventura 3, leaving it in the capable hands of the voice of Air Buddy Budderball. Get your Hawaiian shirts and pompadours ready to kick some cops, race some heelys, and fart to save the animals.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

He's the maaaaaaaaaaaaaan! But not a dog - Boyks shares a classic B-movie with co-host Ilyon anyway. So download this to your DAMN TALKING BOX and enjoyBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

A sensitive, powerful, Christian take on a single-parent home, torn apart by war and the one big jackass that farts his way into their hearts; Kevin Sorbo.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Down the most toxic beer you can find, turn on the nitrous in your car, find a dog, and punch a cop in his sunglasses - it's Highway to HellBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Please? Pleeeeeaase? Just a whiff? A little treat? C'mon. Welcome to wholesome Christian family movies, starring Jesus' 13th psychic immortal dog apostle.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Boyks and Ilyon stumble on a pit as dark as the depths of Uranus!! (canned laughter). FamilyEntertainment.tv AKA - WowNow, Doc TV, Pup TV, Dream Machine Animation, Toe Jamz, and Brainy Pants presents a steaming pile of shit generated in an afternoon specifically to trick parents into accidentally buying it. Please don't give them money and fame and…

Hey look it's the second Pup Star movie! Hold on, I'm being handed a note... OH FUCK, THIS IS THE FOURTH??? THEY MADE FOUR?By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

It's a classic tale of man meets dog, man kills dog, man cyberizes dog, man hooks up with dog's mom! Welcome to Ruff CutsBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Special guest Kobuddy joins us for a Christmas special! Boyks received the gift of a DVD monster dog; a movie that has been removed everywhere else we looked. We get to find out if it's a Christmas miracle or a real monster mutt.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

The boys are haunted by a spirit of Christmas past, when the director of Santa's Summer Home returns with Christmas Spirit; the story of an Eldritch Christmas Milf and her B&E expert. Strap in.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Would you like to business film business to maximize your earning potential? We can hook you up with a distributor and Richard Karn so you can repackage your bad family dog movie into a worse "adult-themed" Christmas "comedy". Time to business.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

It's that most wonderful time of the year! When Ilyon forgets to look at the production company for the second week in a row and we're forced to watch an Asylum film about dogs pissin' Happy holidays to all who celebrate!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Boyks detoxes Ilyon from League of Legends Worlds through negative reinforcement with a monstrous nightmare of a Buzzfeed studios film based on their Purina Puppy Chow ad campaignBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Guest special Scooby expert TheJewker returns for the WWE Scooby special movie. Will The Bonebender bend bones? How awesome *is* The Miz? Will anyone see John Cena? Find out!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

The fairy tale classic comes back, now with 50% more spitting, cowpokes, anthropomorphic animals, hips, racism, unfortunate dentistry, and smoooooooooooooothness.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

It's time for spooky night and we have an extra scary surprise movie for everyone - including Ilyon.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

We convene our panel of experts, with special guest Devious Vacuum to discuss bicon 2004 film, Van Helsing. Is he a good boy? Why is his hair so luscious? Find out!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Are you ready for the werewolf break? Guess which of our podcasters is a werewolf in the Werewolf Break! (Please keep your pencils ready and take notes. This is a test)By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

The spookiest season is upon us! Canadian Thanksgiving! We welcome in the whole family; The Black Lagoon creature, Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, and the good boy Wolfman.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Enjoy episode 153 - See Spot Run, with a talented cast of actors like Steve Schirripa (The Sopranos), Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas), Michael Clarke Duncan (Green Mile) and... David Arquette (Hamlet 2) we're sure to get a good one... Right? R-right?By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Boyks and Ilyon find and explore another film from writer/director/editor Richard Boddington (Dogfather (2010)). It's Against The Wild 2 - The only Canadian film of 2016 to get an American theatrical release.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

"Jesus Christ, it's like a fucking dog movie in here" - Will Forte, Strays-manBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Special guest TheJewker joins us for a special 150 celebration episode where we dive into the deep world of renowned luchador El Santo and his intense tag team cage match rivalry with every Universal classic monster. Discover all that you need about Satan, suplexes, and the evil Dr. Eric and his quest for Dracula's gold.…

Dogs, cops, and millennials on cell phones. It's a family dog film!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Jack Black gets NASTY in the land of infinite Jar-Jar Binks'. Strap in, find a toilet and mail yourself home - it's Neverending Story... 3. Falkor is a dog, btwBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

In space, no one can hear you scream (with joy, because you just found five puppies)By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

The worstest of boys, Ernest, and special guest Kobuddy stop by to check in on a bunch of pre-pubescent ninjas and their Big Dawg friends.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Special guest Evil Urchin joins us for OM NOM NOM, THIS WHOLE WOLF TASTES GREATBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

A vivid 90s childhood romp through time and space with dinosaur knights, mutant spiders, crop top troll babies, and a character twist we did not see coming.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Dog AV Club finds a gang of Doberman crime bosses and an 8 year old mastermind.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko

Comic colorist Nick Filardi (World's Second Finest Podcast) joins us for his very first* Ruff Cuts episode! We get introduced to the Great Gazoo, a character the movie doesn't want you to forget; but your brain will!By ruffcuts

Holy Toledo! That's a monkey! It's an ape! Watch out, it's got a skateboard! It's hitting that half-pipe! Find cover!By ruffcuts

We watched Ginger Snaps 3: Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning. This is the actual title. Follow the adventures of Johnny Six Knives, Two Guns, Two Axes, and a Bow as he tries to convince two women not to become murder puppies.By ruffcuts

It's about family, and bad green screen, and stock dog footage... And clip art "effects"By ruffcuts

mega dega. Mega Dega. Mega. Dega. Mega! Dega! MEGA DEGA!By ruffcuts

Boyks woke me at 9AM to watch a direct to video Chuck E Cheese movie like it was Christmas morning and I'll never forgive himBy ruffcuts

Bryan Michael Stoller (Santa Stole Our Dog, The Amazing Wizard of Paws) returns for his triumphant first dog movie, First Dog. We review Tiny Lister's explosive load, Paula Nelson's marijuana child-napping road trip, and a presidential assassin... Plus one good pup!By ruffcuts

Helping to launch the career of Kevin Sussman, international star of stage and The Big Bang Theory, it's 2007's RomCom hit, Heavy Petting!By ruffcuts

Dog-aroo ultimate soldier hybrid dates Harley Quinn. Ice-T refuses crumpets. Soft jazz music plays over slam poetry. It's Tank Girl.By ruffcuts

Doogal, the American cut. That's right, subs over dubs. Who can understand that weird UK language anyway?By ruffcuts