Best Can A Bitch Get A Donut Podcasts (2024)

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113 - Confidence Is King! 56:43

2d ago56:43

56:43

This week we dive into: our relationship with the CEO of food (hi Pam!), a confounding documentary, Child Marriage in the United States, Dopamine differences in parent’s genders, Kids changing the rules, Judging our new favorite show, Elizabeth’s hand veins, and a lingerie power imbalance in marriage… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listen…

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112 - TV Time! 1:01:53

9d ago1:01:53

1:01:53

The Nobodies delivered tremendous TV recommendations and now we are astonished by Ricky Martin’s physique, horrified by The Subway Guy, pondering reincarnation, and adoring Robert Herjavec. We also chat about a no tipping policy, mirror images of yourself and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…

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111 - Off The Rails 54:31

16d ago54:31

54:31

This week’s episode is full of prayers, heavenly hailstorms, nosey dogs, naughty cars, Fig Newtons, and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to BEISTRAVEL.com/NLR to get 15% off your first purchase ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the sh…

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110 - Donut Man Andy 58:41

24d ago58:41

58:41

A late night flee from a snow storm, how stress can carry over, what low pressure job Andy would want, a suburban mom fantasy, Elizabeth’s new attitude towards rejection, how to correctly pronounce food brands that we usually get wrong, love for growing things and a Sophie’s choice between a Duolingo streak and bonsai trees… It's all covered on thi…

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109 - Soy Boy 1:02:58

1M ago1:02:58

1:02:58

One real life changing skill being nachos, soy boys versus lil B’s, superstitions going haywire, how stress affects sex, body positivity, and an awkward intersection interaction… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to calm.com/NLR to get a special o…

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108 - Chex Mix Bitch 55:42

1M ago55:42

55:42

The Four Agreements, Rogue Post-It Notes, Love On The Spectrum, First I Love You’s, Chex Mix and Easter baskets… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: http…

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107 - Private Browsers 58:59

2M ago58:59

58:59

Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritanical upbringing, we all have the same parts, Animal Penises, Norton Simon coincidence, healthy relationships with creativity, and a phrase Elizabeth adopted that Andy can’t tolerate… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…

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106 - Fireside Chat 57:58

2M ago57:58

57:58

The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip to the museum, gaming the system, getting into heaven, hormones, WcDonalds, and much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing partners: Factor: Go to FACTORMEALS.…

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105 - Unhinged 57:43

2M ago57:43

57:43

A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is missing from Cracker Barrel, Best Side of Face, Panic attacks, Brain on Fire, and more... it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodysl…

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104 - Hollywood Dreams 59:32

2M ago59:32

59:32

Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, dealing with rejection and going with the flow…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? *This week's partner is: OneSkin* Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod Support the show via Patron! https://…

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103 - What’s Wrong With Us? 1:06:08

2M ago1:06:08

1:06:08

Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American Nightmare and bumping into your therapist in the wild...it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? * Support the show and check out this week's amazing partners * CALM - For a limited time, get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at Calm…

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102 - Skeeved Out! 54:20

3M ago54:20

54:20

Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless Mexican journey, Elizabeth’s KFC affair, eating expired rations, dreaming together, and how E and A hope it all ends up… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? This week's partner is HELLO FRESH!Go to HelloFresh.com/nlrfree and use cod…

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101 - Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned 1:03:17

3M ago1:03:17

1:03:17

The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a kid raver or a kid of Christ, Andy’s big head, describing to an FBI sketch artist, creepy confessionals, and Jesus take the wheel.…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy …

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100 - Cat Addict 55:38

3M ago55:38

55:38

100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s crazy ear hair, a real deep dive into leap years, getting their cat Ramona hooked on the good stuff, and why/when Andy changed his name!…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? This week's partner is AG1! Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get…

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99 - A Can Of Fire Bye Bye 57:27

3M ago57:27

57:27

Elizabeth finds cans of Fire Bye Bye, somebody gets caught cheating, sports cultures are examined, and 90s music is celebrated…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/no…

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98 - Midlife Crisis Red Flags 57:04

4M ago57:04

57:04

The clear night stars, a sticker sign from beyond, Eckhart Tolle getting dragged into it, the Shark Tank family, generic petroleum jelly, waste management, and a brewing midlife crisis… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? **This week's partners** Thanks HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/nlrfree and use code: nlrfree for FREE b…

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97 - In The Womb! 1:08:41

4M ago1:08:41

1:08:41

End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve had a different mommy, and what is womb… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instag…

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96 - Happy New Year, Nobodies and Somebodies! 49:56

4M ago49:56

49:56

Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THANK YOU to everyone of you who listened, commented, shared and supported us! Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Ins…

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95 - Covid Felled Us 54:23

4M ago54:23

54:23

Feeling low in illness, Andy’s poor bathroom choice, losing ones taste, disordered eating getting triggered, the jaw-hips connection, swearing since starting a podcast, and first time getting drunk tales…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1--> Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to ge…

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94 - Emergency Room Epiphanies 57:03

5M ago57:03

57:03

Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, early morning instagram humiliations, titty twisters, bygone pranks, and mutual confessionals… its all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Grab a new toothbrush / shop with us: …

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93- Delusional Bears 1:08:55

5M ago1:08:55

1:08:55

Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal glands, the Bearsy harassment needs to stop, the first people to discover fire, bad words aren’t really bad, how social norms might change, and what we can all learn from Sister Wives… it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support t…

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92 - A Ripple On Ocean 1:07:13

5M ago1:07:13

1:07:13

Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother God, questioning beliefs, fake news, Momfluencers, thankful for our listeners, and cross contamination for vegetarians... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the M…

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91 - Mall Justice 1:00:10

5M ago1:00:10

1:00:10

Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, setting boundaries, parenting big feelings and how the fart corner devolved into mayhem... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1Go to http://drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-ye…

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90 - Short Kings 58:20

5M ago58:20

58:20

A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Cosmo robot update, seeing Andy’s ex on tv, identifying with a stature that’s not accurate, and loving being completely average… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy th…

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89 - Is Shoplifting Sexy? 58:39

6M ago58:39

58:39

Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’s spinach artichoke dip journey, a meaningful wedding, gratitude abounds, sitting to pee, standing to wipe, and inspiration from adaptive skateboarders… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobo…

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88 - Generic Brand Snobbery 1:03:22

6M ago1:03:22

1:03:22

Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how to put on a bra, female crash test dummies, and the new show obsession for Andy and Elizabeth - Naked Attraction… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! htt…

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87 - A New Uniform 1:00:55

6M ago1:00:55

1:00:55

Dealing with rejection, the balance of support in a marriage, a Five Guys love affair, Andy’s old caffeine journal, obsession with body ailments, it’s not all in your head, Elizabeth’s extremely delicious and extremely long nacho recipe. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Grab the new MERCH at: https://www.nobodyslisteningri…

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86 - A Big Revelation 58:23

7M ago58:23

58:23

Big Bra news, How one towels off, Andy’s roommate hijinks in New York, whether or not Elizabeth and Andy are garbage eaters, Why won’t Elizabeth at least try a food Andy knows she will like, and a cricket! Extra Credit Survey http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=FyIJpRe1hswX&ver=standard Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslis…

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85 - Pickles Pickles Pickles 1:11:59

7M ago1:11:59

1:11:59

A big cemetery landscaping update, the importance of learning a trade, the pickle man, YouTube saviorism, the double edged sword of tipping, and some important questions courtesy of the best Starbucks in Los Angeles… we cover all of this and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Extra Credit Survey: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.a…

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84 - Safe Sex Smokers 56:44

7M ago56:44

56:44

Safe Sex, Goth kids, Andy’s high school nickname, Elizabeth’s acceptance of Aliens, the dual sides of technology, the WGA strike coming to an end, how to set your kids up for success in alcohol and drug use… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: h…

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83 - Tennis The Menace 59:48

7M ago59:48

59:48

Is Tennis a menace? This week’s EP kicks off with an alarming health/tennis revelation followed by: aliens and nordic blondes, climate change solutions, expensive groceries, place settings for pimples, healthy modeling communication for kids, Michelin star origins, and micro cars as a drinking loophole. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodys…

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82 - What is Codependency? 1:02:50

7M ago1:02:50

1:02:50

Old timey smells, a new tennis era, why Elizabeth can’t join a council, codependent relationships, chaos with passion, how not to get sucked into a cult and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouT…

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81 - Serious Cemetery Questions 58:54

8M ago58:54

58:54

A trip to St. Louis, deep thoughts about existentialism and cemetery landscaping, a claustrophobic trip up The Arch, conflicted feelings about history, getting stoned at a wedding and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodysliste…

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80 - Cue The Tears 54:56

8M ago54:56

54:56

Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s life dream should Elizabeth perish, backseat driving, the mormon influencer Andy gets Elizabeth to be on board with, and what’s the deal with grey hair down there… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patr…

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79 - Grossest Episode Ever 53:09

8M ago53:09

53:09

Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why don’t we see a lot of dead squirrels, ways to dispose of a body, and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Wa…

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78 - Crossword Puzzle Rules 1:11:12

8M ago1:11:12

1:11:12

A new Crossword puzzle passion and beef, Elizabeth’s leftovers catastrophe, a wedding dance floor moment that gave Elizabeth goosebumps, adjusting Andy's ADHD medication and how his ADHD diagnosis has changed their lives - All that and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us…

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77 - Alien Flesh Of Some Sort 1:07:12

9M ago1:07:12

1:07:12

Deli platter debacles, a BIG VIP moment for Elizabeth, UFOs, Ketchup questions and more on this week's episode of Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on…

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76 - Body Positivity 52:40

9M ago52:40

52:40

Elizabeth takes a French Class, a marital fight resolved, an attempt to debunk intermittent fasting, and seeking a peaceful body image - all on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram…

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75 - Are Billionaires Bad? 1:12:04

9M ago1:12:04

1:12:04

Andy has a new dream job at a supermarket, public surveillance, Elizabeth’s seasonal cocktail plan, Men peeing off decks, the ethics of billionaire-ism, financial disparity in St. Louis and more on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslist…

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74 - Getting Spied On In College 54:39

9M ago54:39

54:39

Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly button sensitivity, last night's Paramore concert, and Andy attempts to put Elizabeth's fear of flying at ease before her cross country flight and FAILS BIGTIME. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www…

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73 - Is Chick-Fil-A Going To Hell? 56:07

10M ago56:07

56:07

Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation are discussed in-depth by married couple Elizabeth and Andy. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodysliste…

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72 - A Real Mood Shift 52:50

10M ago52:50

52:50

Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a miracle Andy manages to turn Elizabeth's grumpy grimace into a smile. Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslis…

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71 - A Magical Message! 53:50

10M ago53:50

53:50

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unbeknownst to you, and then Elizabeth shares an incredible story involving this very podcast! Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https:…

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70 - Are We Real? 1:07:08

10M ago1:07:08

1:07:08

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them reeling, a different show that has a tres bon place in their hearts, and whether or not Andy is actually a real person or a figment of Elizabeth's disturbed imagination! Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagra…

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69 - Am I The A-Hole? 54:15

10M ago54:15

54:15

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their lives that is bringing so much joy, whether "nice gestures" count if there are notable perks received, and lastly an update on Elizabeth's favorite perfume! Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.…

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68 - Cast Iron Gate 1:09:06

11M ago1:09:06

1:09:06

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how religious dogma shaped her teenage experiences, do a confessional role play, and talk about their viral cast iron skillet cleaning video plus what restaurant experiences recently delighted Andy! Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslistening…

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67 - A Fork In The Road 57:58

11M ago57:58

57:58

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her life in PT and without coffee, Andy's recent experience almost getting scammed, Otis's birth from his perspective, the emotional journey that is Ikea! Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.yout…

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66 - Car Note Update! 58:13

11M ago58:13

58:13

Andy updates Elizabeth on the infamous car note, as well as a dip into health corner before discussing Andy's sex circadian rhythm and Elizabeth's new journey to becoming a crotchety old gal! Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https:…

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65 - Knock On Wood! 59:21

11M ago59:21

59:21

Elizabeth and Andy discuss finding the right scent, the status of a former flame, what recipe of Elizabeth's is causing tension at home and why two nightmares have rattled Andy! Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.…

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64 - Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em! 58:25

12M ago58:25

58:25

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent devious behavior, why she thinks wedding dances are tough, what they want to be called as grandparents and warning: they instate a temporary lift on the poop ban! Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTub…

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