Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Memorial Day and reflecting on the sacrifices of those who serve in the military, while also exploring some lighthearted humor surrounding military pronouns. Next, we delve into the latest entertainment headlines, including Dan Schneider's legal battle and a nostalgic movie review of EuroTrip, co…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about celebrating Star Wars Day, reflecting on the significance of cultural heritage amidst other celebrated occasions. We then delve into a heartfelt moment at a funeral, exploring the complexity of emotions amid grief. Next, we discuss the 25th Anniversary of IHOPKC, examining the organization's mile…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about all the hot moms out there on Mother's Day with a cheeky reminder that DMs are open for all the MILFs. But amidst the lighthearted banter, we delve into darker territory as we discuss the disturbing videos that haunt our online experiences, from gruesome injuries to the antics of Cool Guy's™. We …

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Cinco de Mayo, exploring the nuances of cultural celebration and the unexpected ways it can intersect with personal identity. From there, we delve into the power of unexpected encounters, sharing a horror story about Garth Brooks teaching a valuable lesson about kindness and connection. Transitio…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about those "C'mon Mark, Don't Be Stingy" jokes all month long. But first, let's address some serious topics. We delve into the embattled IHOPKC closing and starting a new organization to limit liability, and we review the much-anticipated Season 2 of "Invincible." In a heartfelt segment, we explore a …

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about the absurd yet captivating storyline of "No Hard Feeling's", where wealthy parents resort to extreme measures to transform their introverted son. With a Craigslist ad offering a BMW as bait, the narrative takes unexpected turns, prompting both laughter and criticism. Next, we explore the resilien…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about the celebration of a 4/20 —dedicated to those who embrace a laid-back lifestyle. But beware, as we explore the pitfalls of letting a single passion consume your entire identity. Then, get ready to flex your mental muscles as we craft our own Jeopardy categories, imagining the ultimate quiz lineup…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about the art of subtle persuasion and intriguing scenarios. From playing music to spark drama to pondering the potential of structured activities in shaping a Broadway star, we delve into the nuances of influence. Then, we dive into the captivating world of "X-Men 97," dissecting its clever adaptation…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about non-Christian Easter experiences and the concept of an "Anti-Easter," dubbed Wester, as a secular holiday alternative. We discuss the rationale behind reimagining holidays and the importance of inclusivity in cultural celebrations. Next, we dive into the world of superhero films, examining the st…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about a whirlwind trip to Bentonville, Arkansas. From encountering a baby with a surprising doppelganger to the antics of non-binary dog companions and free-range chickens. We discuss the pressing issue of adult clergy sex abuse within evangelical communities and the debate surrounding whether offender…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about visiting a longtime friend who's just become a parent, embarking on the adventure of teaching their baby the lore of their parents. From reminiscing about the crazy characters who shaped our lives to pondering random topics like parachuting anxiety and the value of cotton clothing, we delve into …

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about the debate over the use of Don Henley's "New York Minute" with 9/11 footage, examining differing opinions on the internet. Then, as spring break rolls around, we reflect on our own past experiences and the stark contrast to the MTV-fueled fantasies of our youth. Shifting gears, we discuss the rec…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about a captivating performance by the Maria Schneider Orchestra. We then delve into the world of Pokemon, exploring the latest announcements that pleasantly surprised fans. Shifting gears, we discuss recent headlines, including controversies involving Brian Houston and a hardcore singer giving his ban…

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Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about the interesting idea that some believe the NFL is fake while WWE is real, and how this perception might be influenced by recent events and TV ratings. Then, we shift to a review of the X-Men Animated Series, questioning the changes in Rogue's character design and pondering the deeper meanings beh…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about attending a fundraising dinner for the school music department and observing how alcohol can loosen up donations, to reflecting on Toby Keith's legacy despite political differences.. We also cover stories such as a woman's claim of sexual abuse by Mike Bickle at 14, Taylor Swift's cease and desis…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about a computer issues and the relief of finding a simple solution. Then, we delve into a humorous encounter involving a sixth grader's comment and a witty response. We also touch on some news stories, including a controversial case involving Mike Bickle and allegations of inappropriate behavior. Addi…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about an innocent attempt to teach kids sheet music gone awry, to a mischievous school prank involving permission slips and cigarettes, a 6th-grade joke, a serious discussion about the IHOPKC sex abuse scandal, the bizarre disqualification of a Chinese marathoner who chain-smoked during the race, a jaw…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about the recent controversy at IHOPKC, where prophet Bob Hartley is banned due to sexual misconduct allegations. Also, Terri Irwin's X-rated joke leaves her son Robert Irwin embarrassed, and Green Day's upcoming summer stadium tour promises to celebrate the anniversaries of 'Dookie' and 'American Idio…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about MLK Day, an art gallery gig, the challenges of snow days, and a humorous encounter at a campaign event for Ron DeSantis. The episode also covers recent news, debunking a false claim about Garth Brooks quitting country music and exploring the leadership changes at IHOPKC amid an investigation into…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about how his life could've been like Frasier Crane's, California by Blink 182, being emotionally secure, Stephen Hawking being on Epstein's list, Matt Skiba's only Blink 182 regret, Snoop Dog signing a Mariachi Band, and advice on creepy guys, the problem with Bumble, Millennials biggest fear, and mor…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about almost getting in a traffic fight, surviving Christmas, an elf in his pocket, favorite albums of 2023, IHOPKC denying their "allegations," Joey Jordinson's estate suing Slipknot, a child being sent on the wrong Spirit Airlines flight, and advice on what'll happen in 2024, high school reunions, th…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Baby It's Cold Outside, A Muppet Christmas Carol, Mike Bickle admitting to his "sins," Matt Rife beefing with a 6 year old, Luke Combs filing a lawsuit against a fan selling unofficial merch, and advice on boys talking about their crushes, getting no replies via text, drunk texting a coworker, an…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Swingers at his recent gig, whooping kids asses at a study guide game, Elf (the movie), Mike Bickle using false prophecies for abuse, Frank Ocean being up to something, a frog going to a Coldplay concert, and advice on what it means to be Punk, helping a child not become a horrible person, believ…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about women who own a Zune, White Christmas (the movie), IHOPKC doing literally nothing about the Mike Bickle investigation, Hayley Williams going full diva, Red Lobster regretting their all you can eat Shrimp decision, and advice on having your relationship set up by a friend, signs someone's life suc…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about how he caused a scene at Thanksgiving, remembering hero Gail Lewis, The Nightmare Before Christmas, IHOPKC hiring a man who's a known "creep," Hall and Oates restraining order, BMI selling to a private equity firm, and advice on a weight loss ultimatum, having a crush on a coworker, moving for a …

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about how unhinged Middle School assemblies are, the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies, finding out the Kevin tattoo is fake, IHOPKC hiring their on investigation team, Snoop Dogg giving up the za, and advice on the sexless male epidemic, A date not looking like her profile photo, and more. ...Patreon: Patre…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about living on Sting's alternate timeline, Loki Season 2, The Marvel's, a dumb bitch getting Kevin tattoo'd on her forehead, an announcement for a live action Zelda movie, Kevin Fiege denying OG Avengers returning, and advice on approaching women in the workplace, strange red flags, being in a situati…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about three years and one hundred and fifty episodes, people who have embarrassed themselves, Travis Barker defending the mixing of Blink-182's new album, Variety's Marvel article, Garth's Honky Tonk grand opening, and advice on scary current events, dealing with criticism as a beginner musician, refus…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Christians ruining Halloween, middle school being pure trauma, Blink-182 recreating the Denny's meme, Exodia being used to win a tournament, Garth Brooks blocking his comments, and advice on boys liking middle aged women, women approaching first, the best dating advice, and more....Patreon: Patre…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Blink-182's new album, Scott Raynor becoming a cop, being compared to the Koala from Sing, things millennials forgot about, Gwyneth Paltrow not liking being called a Nepo Baby, a fourth grade class watching Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey, and advice on STD's in a relationship, boyfriend having …

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about being the best substitute teacher, things modern technology ruined, Jason Mamoa dressing up like Johnny Depp, A possible Guitar Hero return, Garth Brooks opening his bar, and advice on people being fake Taylor Swift fans, Tom DeLonge's guitar writing, dating in your 30s, and more. ...Patreon: Pat…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about a negative pregnancy test in the parking lot of a Dollar General, the Ahsoka series, Jamie Lynn Spears getting eliminated off of Dancing With The Stars, Travis Barker and Kim Kardashian's brief romance, Drew Barrymore losing her head writers, and advice on being nice being a turn off, crazy thing…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about living in your space ship in the Star Wars universe, OnlyFans Roulette, Season Two of The Sopranos, a woman getting a painful wedgie on Typhoon Lagoon, Justin Timberlake getting a feature on the new *NSYNC song, Law Enforcement doing a welfare check on Britney Spears, and advice on big events in …

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about surviving The Titanic with a pool noodle, be nice out of spite, reasons why you shouldn't have children, Katy Perry hiding a secret about Russell Brand, Piss Jug Man cleaning up truck stops, Lizzo receiving a humanitarian award, and advice on professions you'll struggle in, discoveries made as an…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about looking like Luke Combs, impressing his therapist, Down For Love on Netflix, Lauren Boebert doing adult things in a theater, Drew Barrymore making an apology video, Garth Brooks burying bodies with Habitat For Humanity, and advice on signing up for a concert tour, what's ruining relationships, an…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Steve from Smash Mouth, season one of The Sopranos, Stephen King's love for Mambo No 5, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon being a toxic work environment, Warner Brothers Discovery giving up on Aquaman 2, and advice on hints women give to men, dating someone older than you, figuring out if you're…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about meeting goth mommies at Target, things to know in your 20s, Garth Brooks combining sports and music radio stations, Mitch McConnell faking his freezes, someone smoking pot at the US Open, and advice on your partner tracking you and more...Listen to "dry sp3ll": https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/s…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about a Lemon Party in a small town, crazy family drama stories, Garth Brooks making an announcement in Kansas City, the Donny Mugshot, Universal Music Group financially helping R. Kelly's victims, and advice on changing your personality for dating, seeing two girls at once, overnight trips with your s…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about his thoughts on school (as an adult), Ted Lasso, funny Back To School tweets, Johnny Sins not playing Lex Luthor, The Linus Tech Tips controversy, Kid Rock caught drinking Bud Light, and advice on being a one hit wonder, how he'd use a time machine, getting rejected for being ugly, and more. ..Li…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about his workplace flooding, why he's depressed on his birthday, Clockstoppers, Garth Brooks releasing his third box set, all the Lizzo drama, the folding chair meme, and advice on why God doesn't prevent human suffering, R Rated truths about Harry Potter, getting the fathers approval for marriage, an…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about The Barbie Movie, Secret Invasion, Pokemon Sleep recording farts, Tom DeLonge finding aliens, Ben Shapiro finding his masculinity challenged, and advice on the MCU, realizations in adulthood, brutal truths, and more. ..Presave dry sp3ll: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/schweezy/dry-sp3ll..Patre…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about his exes getting ugly, failing a good comeback, I (Almost) Got Away With It, Tusk, a robot conductor in Korea, Demons being released during the Barbie movie, the Jason Isbell/Jake Owens feud, and advice on why everyone hates Christianity, dating a single mother, a Zelda movie, and more. ..Patreon…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about being a celebrity to first graders, Pulp Fiction, unethical life hacks, Drake living in a simulation, Colleen Ballinger copyrighting Toxic Gossip Train, Burger King making a 20-Slice Cheese Sandwich, and advice on cops, the most dangerous human alive, bad old people advice, and more. ..Patreon: P…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about beautiful people spotted in Walmart, fixing his guitar, a man’s preferred porn site and his personality, the short film Donkey, WikiHow cat articles, Greg Abbott eating the onion, John Mayer on Taylor Swift’s rerelease of Speak Now, Threads possibly killing Twitter, and advice on dating milfs + g…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about doubling down on protecting trans kids, the greatest Would You Rather, Crack Addicts on TLC, taking the U.S. Citizenship Test, Colleen Ballinger's cringe apology video, Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg, Rolling Stone's Jonathan Majors article, and advice on interpreting Adam and Eve, long responses w…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about learning slang from kids, The Secrets of Hillsong, the worst trends, a guy finding a loophole in the NBA draft, Rob Schneider having beef with Garth Brooks, OceanGate stepson going to a Blink 182 show, and advice on the karma of OceanGate, dating on social media, smartphones, and more. ...Patreon…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about not keeping a gun in your fanny pack, the worst diarrhea of his life, Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets, The Flash, Playboy Founder's son using OnlyFans to fund his Pokemon Cards, Garth Brooks starting an indie radio station, Spider-Man 2 having words like 'ass' in it, and advice on forep…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Pride Month, aluminum in deodorant, MGK's Good Mourning, Across The Spider-Verse, funny tweets for Pride Month, Joe Trohman returning to Fall Out Boy, Chick-fil-A going woke, The Taylor Swift-Matty Healy-Ice Spice drama, and advice on being a Nice Guy™, being dominant and a sub, the Mona Lisa, an…

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about listening to emo music like CCM music, the cringe Gal Gadot Imagine video, Ryan Reynolds Rom-Com's, horrible texts to send when you've been ghosted, HBO Max becoming Max, Taco Bell wanting to cancel the Taco Tuesday trademark, Celine Dion cancelling upcoming shows, and advice on having a relation…