Best ChaosLilly Creations Podcasts (2024)

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69: Fairy Funny - Somewhere, There's a Hole of Dicks Out There 1:42:40

2+ y ago1:42:40

1:42:40

If we're talking holes of dicks, we must be talking about Aladdin. Join for our final episode, where our hosts discuss Aladdin and Sleeping Beauty with all the wit and gumption you've come to expect. Thanks for listening! Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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68: Fairy Funny... the Second-To-Last One! 52:18

3y ago52:18

52:18

Well, they each read the stories separately. Now, they get to hash them out together. Ariel chimes in as Nick and Ian relive their tellings of Rumpelstiltsken, and Hansel & Gretel. Wish them luck! Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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67: Fairy Funny - ...Which Goes To Show You Can Get Away With Anything When You're the Protagonist 1:24:55

3y ago1:24:55

1:24:55

As our little podcast slowly draws to a close (two more episodes after this one), our intrepid hosts recap some heavy hitters. This episode we look at The Ballad of Mulan, Thumbelina, and Jack & the Beanstalk. Amazingly, Hans Christian Anderson's story is not the most upsetting one this time around! Support the show…

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66: Hey, Nick! It's Our Favorite Author (Again)! 49:16

3y ago49:16

49:16

Ah, Hans Christian Anderson. Yeah, Nick is screaming "nooooo." His pain is our entertainment. Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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65: Fairy Funny - How Many Translucent Moonbeams Do You Need? 1:06:41

3y ago1:06:41

1:06:41

This week, Ariel, Nick and Ian recap The Three Robes, The Bear, and Motikaitka. Nick has initial jokes for two of those three things.... Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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64: Fairy Funny - Ugh, and It's a Literary Fairy Tale... 1:25:33

3y ago1:25:33

1:25:33

This week, our intrepid hosts recap The Fate of the Turtle and The Golden Branch. Which one makes Ian head's hurt, I wonder? Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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63: Sleeping Beauty 23:16

3y ago23:16

23:16

Welcome to our final reading episode; after this, all episodes will be "Fairy Funnies." For our final story, we've decided to end with a classic: Sleeping Beauty. Come hear the parts that were not in the Disney version (such as the prince's evil ogress mother)! Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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62: Fairy Funny - Gasp A MAN! 1:14:34

3y ago1:14:34

1:14:34

Wait. So was Rapunzel's mom hooked on marijuana? Also, was Rupunzel herself, like, super jacked? All these questions and more in this week's fairy tale recap. Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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61: Fairy Funny - That Bard Was a Real Dick 37:51

3y ago37:51

37:51

This week, our hosts recap The Goats Ears and the Emporer Trojan, The Clever Weaver, and The Marvelous Musician (spoiler: he really isn't; those woodland creatures really should have been allowed to eat him). Support the show

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60: Hansel & Gretel, Aladdin 43:56

3y ago43:56

43:56

Switch up! This week we have a fun change as Nick and Ian each take a turn reading one of our stories. Nick delights us with Hansel & Gretel, while Ian gives us the deets on Aladdin. Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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59: What Was the Point of That Story, Again? 1:02:14

3y ago1:02:14

1:02:14

This week, our hosts Ariel, Nick and Ian cover Peter Bull, Goat-Faced Girl, and Fish Girl. One of them frustrates Ian to no end... wanna guess which one? Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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58: Ballad of Mulan, Rumpelstiltskin, Jack & the Beanstalk 35:09

3y ago35:09

35:09

There are some iconic stories we're covering this week! Here are some beans. Now a spirited horse and if you don't guess what these stories are about in three days, we'll claim you're first-born child! (For legal purposes, we must admit that we're not serious about that) Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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57: Fairy Funny - Well, that was pointlessly cruel, Hans 1:21:05

3y ago1:21:05

1:21:05

Merry Christmas! ...in May. Sorta. This week our intrepid hosts recap the four stories from our Christmas episode, and find themselves ask yet again "What was your DEAL, Hans Christian Anderson?" Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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56: The Prince & Dragon, Thumballina 41:13

3y ago41:13

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This week we're covering The Prince & the Dragon, where a rabbit turns into a dragon and a prince wrestles with it, and Thumballina, who's a funny little squirt. https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreations Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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55: The Goblin & the Grocer; The Three Robes 30:12

3y ago30:12

30:12

Which will a goblin value more: a book, or some jam? How will a prince and princess deal with the usurper step-mother, and will they forgive her daughter for their misfortunes? All these questions and more in this week's episode! https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreations Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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54: Fairy Funny - Nick Could Settle For a Blacksmith 46:26

3y ago46:26

46:26

Do nuns ever seek fortunes? Would a king not keep track of marquis in his kingdom? Will Ian NOT predict the next plot point in any given tale he's hearing? All these questions and more are explored as our hosts recap The Gray Man and Puss In Boots. NOTE: DUE TO PROBLEMS WITH RECORDING, THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED STORY READING IS DELAYED TO NEXT WEEK. …

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53: Fairy Funny - A Freak Stroke of Luck Involving Mules 46:28

3y ago46:28

46:28

Ariel, Nick & Discuss Dorani and a couple of other stories. Topics include how jellyfish barely qualify as living and should die, confusion over how a cloud pregnancy would work, and how colonialism just lazily calls every monster from foreign folklore a "goblin." https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreations Support the show…

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52: Fairy Funny - Poe's Drunken Final Day (Halloween, pt. 2) 1:04:51

3y ago1:04:51

1:04:51

Ah, Edgar Allen Poe. Doing things to raven's tongues so they can talk, glazing over the logistics required for a six month orgy... and apparently getting press-ganged into voting until he died? Join our hosts as they recap the Poe stories we did last Halloween, suss out fairy tale logic vs. gothic horror logic vs. "logic" logic, and discuss how sca…

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51: Fairy Funny - Halloween Recap, pt. 1 - Does Bluebeard Even Have a Point? 58:49

3y ago58:49

58:49

Our three hosts recap the non-Poe story from our Halloween episodes: Bluebeard, The Goose Girl and The Singing ! Some fun facts learned along the way is that Ariel's "ASMR voice" affects Ian too much to drive, neither Ian nor Ariel ever watched Game of Thrones, and Nick does a bang-on impersonation of Mickey Mouse. https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreat…

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50: Fate of the Turtle, The Bear, Motikatika 27:55

3y ago27:55

27:55

On this cheery episode of Fairy Tale, everything dies. Flying turtles die, the fathers of magic babies die... even this podcast, too, may very well die! What, you wanted uplifting material? Ha! If only all fairy tales could be so. Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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49: Fairy Funny - Sinbad Gets Roped In One Last Time 1:00:41

3y ago1:00:41

1:00:41

Ariel, Nick and Ian take one sit down for one last regaling of Sinbad's Voyages! They joke about him being shipwrecked on the shore of lost cosplayers (complete with oblique Yaya Han reference), throw Ariel for a loop as the boys discuss old-timey LucasArts and Sierra adventure games, and Ian keeps predicting all the plot points due to trope awaren…

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48: The Golden Branch 38:00

3y ago38:00

38:00

This week on Fairy Tale With Ariel, our host reads us the most epic fairy tale that Disney has surprisingly NOT made into a feature film yet. With an ugly prince and princess, fairies who turn those who don't love them into animals, and a monarch literally named King Grumpy, it's sure to reward all who would rather be good than beautiful (but wish …

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47: Fairy Funny Retelling - Sinbad Is the Worst Kind of Himbo 55:22

3y ago55:22

55:22

Welcome back to Fairy Tale With Ariel, where she, Nick, and Ian are all bewildered at how utterly brainless Sinbad and his crew are in the face of a cannibalistic giant. While recounting his third and fourth voyages, our hosts discuss how Sinbad is like a horror movie Final Girl, why giants don't seem to know how to cook a fat captain properly, and…

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46: Clever Weaver, Goat's Ears, Rapunzel 19:18

3y ago19:18

19:18

A weaver is able to figure out something a king cannot. A haircutter struggles to maintain an emperor's secret. And that one gal with supernaturally long, golden hair that's locked in a tower tries to escape from the witch through the efforts of a prince that's blindly in love. Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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45: Fairy Funny - He the Hell Is SINBAD! 40:37

3y ago40:37

40:37

Is that a sand bar? Oh, no... whale! Also, a long-awaited return! This week, Ariel and Nick welcome back cohost Ian, who has been away. Together, the trio breaks down the first two voyages of that classic idiot who always fails upwards, Sinbad. Listen as they demonstrate how much Tik Tok is influencing their music references, explore pointless cul-…

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44: An Impossible Enchantment and The Marvelous Musician 32:54

3y ago32:54

32:54

This week on a soothing edition of our podcast, Ariel reads "An Impossible Enchantment," where a princess is helped by fairies and merfolk alike, and "The Marvelous Musician," where the eponymous character is a jerk to woodland creatures and gets away with it scott-free. Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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43: Fairy Funny - Halfman Is No Himbo 57:17

3y ago57:17

57:17

This week on the podcast, as Ariel and Nick discuss Halfman, and How the Wicked Tanuki Was Punished, they query whether the eponymous Halfman was literally half a man or just vertically challenged, take a detour into extolling the virtues of Alan Rickman, and surprisingly make no dick jokes at the tanukis' expense. https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreat…

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42: Jorinde & Joringel and The Fish Girl 27:30

3+ y ago27:30

27:30

On this soothing week of Fairy Tale, polymorphic transformations are all the rage. Join our host, Ariel, as she takes us through "Jorinde & Joringel," where a young lover must save his his fair maiden who has been turned into a bird by a witch, and "The Fish Girl," where after a spoiled girl is punished by being turned into a fish, she strives to r…

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41: Fairy Funny - Dead Wife and Flower Queen's Daughter 37:34

3+ y ago37:34

37:34

Is that a princess snake, or are you just happy to see us? This week, Ariel and Nick discuss The Dead Wife (which kinda seems like a riff on Orpheus) and Flower Queen's Daughter (which kinda feels like a riff on Persephone, who, let's face it, really does have her shit together). In addition, we'll discuss the merits of Door Dash vs Grindr when it …

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40: Peter Bull, The Goat-Faced Girl 23:18

3+ y ago23:18

23:18

Hello, everyone. After a brief hiatus for our reading content, we now return with Ariel's soothing "ASMR" voice (tm). This week, we check in with some bovidae story themes through two stories: Peter Bull, and The Goat-Faced Girl. In the former, we learn whether or not it's wise to sink your money into turning a bull into an educated human. In the l…

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39: Snow Queen & the Raiders of the Lost Muff 45:22

3+ y ago45:22

45:22

Happy New Year! This week brings a very special guest alongside hosts Ariel & Nick: Oscar, aka QueenBcosplay! Considering how instrumental they were in inspiring Ariel to start this whole podcast, it's lovely to have them on the show. And what a show! This week we go a little out of order, skip ahead and look at The Snow Queen (a Hans "What goes on…

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38 - The Tin Soldier, The Little Match Girl 18:00

3+ y ago18:00

18:00

Happy holidays! For this Yuletide episode, your soothing-voiced host Ariel does a lovely reading of two little stories from Hans Christian Anderson: The Tin Soldier and The Little Match Girl. Because nothing boosts seasonal depression like a toy soldier whose toxic masculinity masks real pain, and a destitute child hallucinating riches as she freez…

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37 - Fairy Funny: Holy Graal pt. 3 55:30

3+ y ago55:30

55:30

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36: Snowflake, Puss In Boots, and The Frost 22:51

3+ y ago22:51

22:51

Winter is coming, and with it comes a trifecta of fairy tales to make you appreciate the warmth of home. In the first, Snowflake, an elderly couple make themselves a child out of snow, who meets an unfortunate end. In the second, Puss In Boots, a sharply shrewd cat (with his wee little boots) wins for his master the best living arrangements a kingd…

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35: Fairy Funny - Perceval's Story About Nothing 46:09

3+ y ago46:09

46:09

Welcome, one and all, to another fairy funny recap, continuing the exploits of the worst keepers of horses, the Knights of the Round Table. Cringe at Ian’s perpetuation if his “flesh cup” joke (slurp, slurp), squee at Ariel’s suggestion that every adorable moon lion needs a cute little space helmet (it makes in context), and mourn with us all as th…

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34 - Little Grey Man, The Four Gifts 28:30

3+ y ago28:30

28:30

Happy Thanksgiving (for those who celebrate it this week). And for those who don't, uh... happy... week? At any rate, this week we bring you two stories with three-headed dwarves, maidens weeping pearls, and a kindly old lady with unexpectedly twisted gifts. Support the showBy ChaosLilly Creations

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33: Fairy Funny - King Arthur and the Goblet of Shia LaBeouf 47:16

3+ y ago47:16

47:16

When the Ian is (unfortunately) away, Nick and Ariel come out to play. But remember, when it comes cracking you up... Nick don't play. This week, our hosts discuss their first batch of King Arthur stories, featuring melon soda, buff silk, phallic murder candles, gallivanting and a Shia LaBeouf flesh cup. No, not all of those make sense, even in con…

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32 - Monkey & the Jellyfish, Fortune & the Woodcutter, Dorani 26:22

3+ y ago26:22

26:22

Did you know jellyfish originally had shells and lost it because of a monkey? Or that if you decide to just lay in bed, you may suddenly become wealthy? Or that golden hair, invisibility and flying stools are all components to finding true love? Or that by kicking a hair brush, a magical honey badger will give you and your siblings a magic garden i…

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31 - Halloween Extravaganza, pt. 2!! -- The Singing Bone, The Masque of the Read Death, The Telltale Heart 33:51

3+ y ago33:51

33:51

Happy Halloween! We complete our two-part Halloween special with at least two stories where the bodies of murdered victims rat out their killers, plus another where a prince needed to do a better job of keeping the virus out. And if your editor may say so himself, your host Ariel goes swinging for the fences with a tour-de-force performance reading…

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30: Halloween Special, Part 1! Bluebeard, The Goose Girl, The Raven 35:14

3+ y ago35:14

35:14

Happy Halloween! In this spooky episode, the first of our two-part Halloween extravaganza, your intrepid host, Ariel reads three fairy tales of the folklorish macabre. First, is the dreadfully horrifying "Blue Beard," where a young bride discovers just why her new husband has been a widower so many times.... Next up, "The Goose Girl." Because senti…

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29: Fairy Funny - Like the Thundercats, but Gayer 45:10

3+ y ago45:10

45:10

Why, yes, the name of this episode WILL make sense in context... Ariel, Nick and Ian are here once again to poke fun at all your classic fairy tales! This week, they recap the obscure Japanese story Schippeitaro, which prompts a rousing discussion on why Yaoi mangas make all the men's hands so gosh darn big, and the Indian tale The Snake Prince, wh…

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28: Sinbad's Final Voyages 25:35

3+ y ago25:35

25:35

The end of Sinbad's tales have come to fruition. Listen as he deals with maginificent elephants, even more danger on the high seas, and a ruler that is rich beyond your wildest dreams. Then, just Sinbad, take a break. You've earned it. Start your own podcast with Buzzsprout Free Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from Instacart Buy us a coffee F…

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27: Fairly Funny: Half of the Six Sillies, Right Here 46:08

3+ y ago46:08

46:08

Welp. Sometimes Fairy Tale characters be straight-up dumb, everybody. This week, our intrepid host Ariel and her two guests, boyfriend Ian and roommate Nick, recount the stories of The Wounded Lion, with its hopelessly dense heroine, and the Six Sillies, with its protagonist potentially being the seventh. In the process, they'll learn why calendars…

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26: Sinbad's 5th Voyage 13:21

3+ y ago13:21

13:21

We come to you this week with a shortened episode, because even though our professional lives outside of the podcast might get a bit stressful, we still are committed to bringing you all the fairy tale content we can! Sinbad's voyages are almost complete. In this exciting tale, he once again embarks with a doomed crew on a doomed ship, but now he's…

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25: Fairly Funny: We Get Around More Than the Shirt Collar Did 38:12

3+ y ago38:12

38:12

Another week, another tale. Ariel is once again joined by Nick and Ian to discuss what on earth a snuff box is, what's the proper living arrangements for in-law's, which things can be successfully turned into paper, and why shirt collars shouldn't flirt creepily. All this, and more! Start your own podcast with Buzzsprout Free Delivery on Your First…

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24: The 3rd & 4th Voyages of Sinbad 29:00

3+ y ago29:00

29:00

The saga continues! Thrill as Sinbad continues to raise his insurance rates on any ships he owns as he goes on two more adventures, where everyone except him may, or may not, all completely die. Of course the story will never call attention to that, nor how much of a sociopathic streak he shows in these stories, but I will! Start your own podcast w…

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23: Fairy Funny Retelling: The Magic Snake Servant's Got Bling 45:40

3+ y ago45:40

45:40

Surprise! The editor was ahead of schedule this week. We are proud to present a Fairly Funny episode... with both Ian AND Nick (and our beloved host, Ariel, of course). Now you can enjoy wells of deep mythic knowledge and waves of strange, witty one-liners all in one episode! (And with the added bonus of not having to hear my voice. Wink) This week…

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22: The Snow Queen 36:41

3+ y ago36:41

36:41

This week we read The Snow Queen! Come learn how a hobgoblin’s broken mirror-shards getting stuck in your eye will cause you to run off to a cold palace with a strange, frigid woman, with your only hope being when your sister regains her memory after crying on a rose, plays relationship therapy with crows, lets a robber princess steal her muff, and…

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21: Fairy Funny Retelling - Bisidhe and Bitches 28:33

3+ y ago28:33

28:33

Ariel is back, along with the ever-knowledgeable Ian, to give you the strait dope on some Fairy Tales we've covered. There's "Indian Cinderella," who's really not so much "Indian" as "First Nation," and not so much Cinderella as Beauty & the Beast plus cinder burns. Following are three tales of elves, which end more pleasantly than such tales norma…

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20: Sinbad's Second Voyage 12:40

3+ y ago12:40

12:40

Sinbad. Story good. The continuing saga of that famed voyager who voyages is now voyaging to your pod. Or something like that. Sorry for the shortened episode. It's been a long week. Start your own podcast with Buzzsprout Free Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from Instacart Buy us a coffee Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Facebook Support t…

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