The generic brand version of your favorite podcast that’s been severely watered down and overly salted so you don’t notice. Each week we spin a wheel and play Russian roulette with our success. Join us, Rachel and Gamage, in all of our highly informed wisdom, because we are gods with the knowledge of a thousand lifetimes. Experience our bullshit every Sunday.
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Ep41 It’s All Fart Math and Hairy Boobs
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We browse some self proclaimed non-stupid questions for content because nothing’s sacred. The real stupid questions are the ones we ask each other. Be warned, we have a hard time not talking about butts, poops, and farts in this one. You kinda already knew that, though.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep40 Stolen Lunches and Designated D-Bags
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It's Reddit judgment day as we listen to more stories inquiring if they are indeed an a-hole. Lot of friendships and marriages with strange dynamics in this one, I’m not judging. Wait, yes I am.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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The hit new game show is back with more prompts that could go either way. We got violent blue women, elaborate peacock assassinations, the entire plot to American Psycho, and more inside!By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep38 Miss Websworth’s Home For Wayward Spidersonas
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Madame Web was bad. That’s it, that’s the description of this episode.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep37 Willy BaDonka and the Insanity Factory
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Timothy Chalamet doesn’t actually have a badonk but we discuss the multiverse of the new Wonka movie, reveal of the Cocoa Conspiracy, and ponder how many Oompa Loompas Timothy needs to enslave to evolve into Gene Wilder. Just kidding, the Oompas enslave the Wonkas with their insane interest rates - seriously these guys are vicious loan sharks. I to…
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What fuels shame? What’s the proper etiquette to meeting a fist bump when you went in for a shake? Was this bro going in for a kiss when we hugged? How do I tell this woman that I wasn’t staring at her boobs and was just spacing out? We don’t really answer these questions, just label which is worse and go “aw man that sucks”.…
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Mystery Men was a great movie, right? Right?? Also in this episode: Prince is obsessed with colors while Depeche Mode is obsessed with God.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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I get the pleasure of interviewing the two-dimensional personality of a four-dimensional being. Or is it that I can’t comprehend their personality with my feeble brain in such a way that they appear to be uninteresting? You decide.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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On this True Crime podcast, we're describing crimes and then guessing whether it actually happened or if it's from a movie.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Let’s do some more “Would You Rather” questions. We get real weird with this one. For the audience: Would you rather pee poop or eat a gallon of ranch dressing in one sitting?By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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In this episode, we probe the life of Pepperjack the bard and some of the vast differences between our worlds. He’s traveled this far to find a chronomancer named ‘Gathro’, so if you have any information regarding this person, please email us and we will forward the information to Pepperjack.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ever travel? You should. Or maybe don’t, we’re not cops. Also, why is Rachel so obsessed with trains?By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Actually, there were six movies, two TV shows, one animated show, ten books, four comic books, a trading card game, and two video games. Today, we only focus on the original Highlander and its circus of a sequel.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Whoever told you there were no such thing as stupid questions lied to you because they felt really bad at that god awful inquiry that somehow escaped from your face hole like a banshee on fire.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Severe judgment on more stories we’ve no idea are true or not from people we’ve never met. We here at WHTPAH stand by our final decisions.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We fill your ears with the records of serial poopers and even made sure that our audio quality matched.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We got some super A++ 100% true stories that happened to us and not blatantly plagiarized off the internet. Buckle up and don’t drive under any acorn trees because it’s going to get wild enough. Sell all those quarter machine fake tattoos you have still sitting in a drawer somewhere, they're worthless. What are you even saving them for?…
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Ep24 Alicia Keys is more talented than Beyoncé, fight me.
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This episode talks about the parts of the Superbowl that were important I think, I didn’t watch it. Also, we share our genealogy data. Is that really how you spell ‘genealogy’? Shit, I guess so. We also might have dipped into some Final Fantasy territory so bring a book to keep yourself entertained.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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This week we explore a whole Chex Mix bag of some of the worst case scenarios of love turned most sour. Severed appendages, feathery love dolls, digging holes, squirrel weapons. You know, the classics.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We steal Craig TV’s, discuss real(ity) love, and give dating advice. Oh and also Dave’s a dick.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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I also pick that guy's wife for best roommate.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Let’s talk about the Emmy’s. Okay, we didn't watch them, but did you? Yeah, I didn't think so.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We finally get to take a crack at doling out advice to situations that our beloved listeners are experiencing. We just hope they’re smart enough to ignore it.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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This week’s episode on Fiction talks about Death and some of his/her many fictional interpretations. We also discuss fictional situations brought from ‘Will You Press The Button?’ and Rachel’s useless superpower game. It’s a barrel of laughs. Okay, a mason jar of giggles. More than a shot glass of chortles, at least.…
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We did it, we solved the conflict between religion and evolution. Also dolphins have thumbs now, granting them the ability to give the classic non-RPG Assassin’s Creed games two thumbs down.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We say goodbye to the mediocre year and make promises we know we won’t keep for the next year.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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All I want for Christmas is a KFC bidet. Oh, and we figure out who Santa really is no big deal.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Packed with all your favorite Christmas cryptid gossip. We dive into the sordid history of the Gävle goat and discover how he stays so thin through the holidays with this one simple meal ingredient. And you’ll never guess who the Mari Lwyd is dating these days.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We dissect the experience that is Finding Jesus, a movie about fish and their beliefs. The real lesson is that everybody wants to be VeggieTales but no one wants to put in VeggieTales effort.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep12 The Conquest of the Gorilla Emus
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Is your eagle getting bullied by the other eagles? Studies show it may be caused by their given name. We cultivate a list of proper eagle names to ensure cohesive social relationships. Also, I bet the Waffle House employees would have won the emu war, them’s smart folk.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We discuss what we’re all waiting for all the time, new music recommendations. Bonus content: An extremely vindictive new method to annoy your coworkers.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Screw genocide, give me: more poops, less apologies, and petty middle aged women eating meatballs.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep9 Endure the Art of ’Would You Rathers’
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We do the fiction. We probably don’t do great cause tired and lazy. But hey, you knew what this was when you got into this podcast, I didn’t promise you Kellog’s I promised you Kelly’s Hogs, it’s different.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We crack the code on the big real life issues many of you have.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We discover the true meaning of Christmas. Wait, that's not right. Halloween. We learn the true meaning of Halloween.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Unicorns with extra unicorns and a side of unicorns.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Content Warning: Contains murder, child abuse, and SA. This week we learn all about The Girl in the Wall and the unsolved mystery of Hae Min Lee.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We use r/AITA to blindly judge whether you’re guilty on title alone and then read the details to find out how horrifically wrong or absolutely accurate we are.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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We Mystery Machine this and unmask a local cryptid.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage
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Ep2 A Hot and Cheesy Exposition of The Boxtrolls
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Rachel alone breaks down the 2014 movie The Boxtrolls and we analyze the oddly sexual nature of the human x cheese relationships within.By Chris Gamage/Rachel Craig
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We discusses memes, Victorian sexting, pizza, and a lifelong hatred of Mega Bloks.By Chris Gamage/Rachel Craig
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