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Ted Evans, host of Chronicles of Pussy, hosts this podcast with fellow comedian Wayne Burfeind! They along with guests discuss films and the like with no structure whatsoever! (not true)
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HEALING HOE RADIO

High Frequency

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first we heal, then we whore ♡ this world is full of judgemental fucks, its time we created our own home so welcome to HEALING HOE RADIO :) Hosted by High Frequency, or Gigi -- whichever era u know me from -- cum indulge with me. Peace + Love (+ be ur best hoe self!) ♡
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What's crackin' Book Club? The gang is back to smack your beautiful faces with more stories! This one is a bit different. We here celebrate our own special kind of holiday! Tune in to find out just what we mean and what kind of car to stay very, very far away from. We're on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) and Twitter (@phonebookthots) giving …
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Things get sentimental this week as the gang shares stories of the one and only pussy they handle on the daily. Tune in to find out how Shadow burned through some of his nine lives in the blink of an eye and how Scampers helped the cat keep his manly parts. As always, were on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) and on Twitter (phonebookthots). We…
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The gang goes urban this week and sparks fly as we explore the year that was in our not-so-safe neighborhood. We promise, nobody was hurt in this episode! Find out how our kitten foiled a break-in and a taser was used as a toy (PLEASE LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!). As always, catch us on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) and on Twitter (@phonebookt…
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The gang goes road-trippin' to the panhandle and the legend that is Florida gets to them in book club fashion. Find out what not to do (and we truly, truly mean it) in a moving vehicle and how sunburn upended an entire day's activity. Also, this is our reminder to follow us on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) for updates, polls, blurry photos,…
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A beloved character makes his presence known in this episode. The gang ponders, discusses, and sometimes argues about questions posed to them by Sara, who plays moderator. Learn about a rare and often, overlooked medical condition as Sara shows off her wits and see how a question turns sideways real quick. As always, we are on Instagram @storiesfro…
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Yodel-a-hee-hoo! The gang goes to a country concert and things go sideways faster than an armadillo in headlights. Find out our new favorite child star and how a crippling injury slowed down a daring escape. Follow us where pictures get posted (Instagram) @storiesfrom_thephonebookand on Twitter @phonebookthots. Saddle up your audio canals and get w…
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We're celebrating a birthday here at Stories From the Phonebook. It doesn't really end up being a celebration but some sparks do fly. Oh well, at least the gang had fun. Find out how we came up with a new merch idea and Chris's irrational fear of geese held up a pit stop. If you're not following us on Instagram you are most definitely missing out. …
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Things are getting spooky here at the book club. Join the gang as they celebrate their first Halloween in Phone Book fashion. Find out how Eric crashed his own party and Sara channeled her inner Super Mario to bring down the house! Make sure to follow us on Instagram @storiesfrom_thephonebook and on Twitter @phonebookthots. We have plenty more wher…
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Join the gang as they road trip to the Nasti Nati for a concert, a sweaty orgy of young emotional teens and some good ole' baseball. Find out how Scapers came to be and why you should always keep track of how many sandwiches you eat. Check us out on Instagram at @storiesfrom_thephonebook for more content and updates and on Twitter at @phonebookthot…
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Welcome back Book Club! It's a family affair here at Stories from the Phonebook and our first annual Friendsgiving turned out to be a highlight reel of life lessons! Find out why Daddy hid in the closet and what not to do on the kitchen floor. We're all about sharing the love, so check us out on Instagram at @storiesfrom_thephonebook to get all the…
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Join the gang in Stories from the Phonebook as they hit their first party bus! Tune in to find out why Sara is scarred for life and why you always keep one responsible adult around at all times. We're gonna keep bringing you the goods Book Club, so make sure you find us on Instagram at @storiesfrom_thephonebook for more updates and shenanigans!…
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Join us as we celebrate the birth of our great nation as only the gang in Stories from the Phonebook can! Tune in to find out what not to do with moving boxes and why Scampers nearly caused a fire! Please, listen at your own risk. If you like what we put in your earholes, then check us out on Instagram for more @storiesfrom_thephonebook!…
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PART TWO of the gang in Stories from the Phonebook going on their first cruise! We pick up where we left off in Episode 2: Where are my Khakis?! Tune in to find out why you should NEVER take shots when a whistle is involved, and how half of a cruise liner saw one of the members naked. Make sure you check us out on Instagram for more from us @storie…
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it's time for the highly requested episode of why this hoe chose celibacy.. and then sucked up a storm in Miami lmaoooo. tune in for the hoe shit in 5..4..3..2.. --- Check out my Erotic Art Print Shop here: thehealinghoe.darkroom.tech + my Nude Erotic Art Gallery here: Onlyfans.com/thehealinghoe Follow my socials here: Instagram: @hiiighfrequency T…
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a kinky q+a paired w/ sum suga daddy date reflections... the most conflicting form of sex work.. here we fucking go :)) IG + Twitter: @hiiighfrequency OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/thehealinghoe -- oh yeah, here's the definition I promised <3 Define Polyamory [w/o the confusion]: the practice of engaging in multiple romantic (and typically sexual) relatio…
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this week’s episode is the TEA on how to be an ethical slut ;) >> (a.k.a. a hot girl, or as my drunk ass likes to call it.. thot girl) ..whatever u wanna call it! we’re talking about everything from communication to stigmas about STI's, to crossing state lines for tha pu$$y. & oh! of course! ...my favorite segment: porn category of the week ;) - tu…
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happy sunday beeeeeeitch! this week’s episode is a MUCH need mental health check in // roast session of a lot of our TRASH ass views. yes, u read that correct. the shorty that’s about peace + love is DRAGGGING mf’s today. i’m talking everything from body counts, going thru ur partner’s phone, to (*sigh*) that one nigga that broke my fucking heart (…
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this week, we’re talking POLYAMORY in queer relationships, virtual reality fuckin’, throuples.. and even that wild ass episode of Black Mirror (spoiler alert // Season 5, Episode 1). • s/o to our special guests @pyrothepoet & @ashlethompson for joining the antics as we dissect SEX in hella different dimensions — like no funny shit, what other podca…
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would u get double penetrated on camera for 6 bands? • this week we got tha Booty Bandit, Ratchet Pastor Lavoe (a.k.a. Pretty Dick) & Mr. De La Muerte in tha building & if ur already confused... join the fucking club cause biiiiiiiiitch this was STRAIGHT DRUNKEN SHENANIGANS. all u need to know is... • @bugzylavoe gone be eatin’ ass by his 29th birt…
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EVERYTHING U NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FISTING ;) & a couple gems on effectively communicating with ur partner, trying new kinks, and being ur best hoe self! NSFW // LINKS TO ALL THE CRAZY SHIT REFERENCED: The porno we watched together :) & i shit u not this is the real title... "AAAARRRGGGHH PLEASE STOP IT!!!!" via Pornhub ft. Daisy Ducati <3 *can't incl…
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how coming out as #pansexual changed literally every aspect of my fucking life. we put a lot of importance on sexuality and “the norm” that realizing ur not straight can feel like the biggest crisis in the world. well guess what, sexuality is fluid and studies have shown that ur sexuality will probably change at some point in ur life so STOP CLINGI…
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This week we got DJ FRIKI DONYA aka Peggy muthafuckin’ Sue in tha building and biiiiitch let me tell u... shorty is just as wild as i am 😂 tune the fuck in as i chop it up with one of Tampa’s most FIRE up and coming DJ’s about everything kink-related 😈 (but no seriously, it was so kinky we somehow talked about cuckolding) we even talked about growi…
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🔮 9 minutes on being a SAFE, SMART hoe! prioritize ur wellness + reclaim ur hoeness, because u deserve <3 • i know i talk about hoe activity often but SAFETY COMES FIRST. strap the fuck up & think twice about how ur fucking and who ur fucking. then communicate healthy boundaries and fuck like an animal b/c after all, that’s what being ur best hoe s…
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think... the sounds of nature + hoe activity with special appearances by Mystery + my left titty. • so this week i sat down w/ “Mystery” a.k.a. shorty who’s PU$$Y GOT SUPERPOWERS and we had such a calm conversation in my favorite place... nature. so get comfy, lay in the grass, look up at the sky + listen to the sounds of nature as we chop it up ab…
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mother’s day is especially triggering for me so here i am being super vulnerable + laying it all out. tune in to hear about breaking generational curses, Narcissistic mother’s, loving yourself unconditionally, + more 🖤 • & if no one else tells u today, let me be the one to say it.. u deserve love, u are love, + u will feel love today. but only if u…
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do u have to sacrifice ur sanity for sexual satisfaction? cause i’m just tryna buss a nut... —- tune in for this week’s NEW EPISODE on my love/hate relationship with casual fucking, rubbing my clit in peace, and figuring out how to honor yourself within different types of relationships.. this one took such a tragic/insightful turn i am (and i canno…
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HAPPY 4/20 🍁 —- soo.. me + my stripper friend linked up for a high/kinky edition of “Would U Rather” w/ a sprinkle of hoe stories + literal high confusion. • fun game: count how many times one of us says “bitch, i’m high”... that’s how many blunts u have to smoke today 😈 HAPPY HOLIDAZE BIH • & as always, this is some fuck shit so tune in at ur own …
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how coming out threw my ass right back in the closet, people tryna fuck with my freedom & me being monogamous???? • i know the whole point of this podcast is to explore our truth within our safe space but BOYYY i was not expecting this epiphany. long story short, a bitch had a therapy session last week that fucked her entire head up (unfortunately,…
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Gettin’ ready to die ‘bout dat dick.. goin’ to jail for it.. & that one bitch (bless her heart) that made me cry for it. • y’all just tune into this fuckery myself + @svnoir recorded for y'all (on the Lord’s day 🤦🏾‍♀️)... cause this episode was... whew chile. some shit. tune tf in if u can handle it..…
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IS THE TRASH DICK TEACHABLE? have u ever been #fucked (in more ways than one) by a gemini? are u jackin’ the #hoelife? yeah? bet. this episode’s for u. tune in this week as my best friend @xoxo__nay & i, share awkward stories about niggas with lackluster dick game + rather large egos buuuut also how much of a mind fuck it truly is getting ya soul s…
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nobody wanted to talk about Double Penetration with me so i hopped on the mic by my damn self! tune in w/ me for a quick episode as i talk about a new type of sex that’s probably new for ALL of us... double penetration 😈 ——remember, part of respecting the safe space is respecting curiosity + exploring! if it’s not for u, that’s okay! @ least u lear…
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HELLA HEALING ENERGY // TRIGGER WARNING: sexual assault + abusive relationships : this week, we’re sharing tools to heal ourselves AND the crazy ass hoe stories that got us here. our guest this week is an anonymous guest and boy lemme tell u... shorty is ruthless lol. : a healer to me has always been someone who makes the effort to better US as a h…
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"fuck, now i have to apologize for threatening to set each of his dreads on fire." : yeah.. this was some shit.. tune in as myself + two of my friends discuss good dick + bad intentions, my love for henny dick and spiritual sex, the importance of surrounding urself w/ love, and being broke as a polyamorous individual. safe to say, i got dragged dur…
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one of my exes called me a natural born freak and i genuinely laughed out loud. anyone who knows me personally knows i’m a nervous fuck that overthinks everything, so getting to a point where i allowed myself to be my best hoe self? yeah that shit took a minute. : tune in to the fuckery that is my life + get some tips on being the free HOE that u D…
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