We've been gone. We're back! Or are we? Summer is LOOSE! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Do you know the top hits of 2003? Have you ever had one as a ringtone? Claire and Rashida laugh harder on the podcast than they ever have. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

After an unexpected absence, we're back! Rashida talks about Caitlin Clark, victimhood, and getting her feelings hurt. Claire talks about her friends, grieving, and funeral vibes. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

Welcome back, friends! As we say on this week's ep, we are nothing if not unpredictable and inconsistent. Give us a break, we are working on it! (for free!) This ep gets good and honest about folks. Let's party. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin M…

Grab your snorkels folks. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

They can't all be winners. We're tired, y'all. But we chit and chat like champs! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

What 80s movies hold up? What was the best part of the eclipse? What is Claire's new career move? All these questions are answered here. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

It's been a minute, folks. Life is hard sometimes, let's talk about it! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Rashida's kid asks the question. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Claire brings a cute thrifted outfit to the table, and not much else. Rashida, as usual, does the heavy lifting. But there's lots of rapping in this one, pals! Get into it. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

We missed a week, so of course this episode is a life catch-up. Enjoy our idle chatter. Or just FAFO. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Today's topics: jumpsuits, Valentine's Day in elementary school, and...very realistic dolls. Take your pick. Pick everything, though. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Have you been anywhere but here? Do you make any amount of money? Congratulations, you are an international business machine. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Do you feel manipulated by Disney? Do you wonder if Jeff Bezos grapples with happiness? Do you cry loudly at movies? This one's for you. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Be sweet to yourself. You're a good human. Maybe not as good as Nelson Mandela, but close. We love you. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

It's a big-ass chatty show about a whole lot of nothing. The gals are back and fall right into idle chatter. Happy New Year! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

This ep has all the hot goss on Rashida's TikTok rabbit holes. Enjoy! AAP will be on break for the next two weeks. Happy holidays, sweet listeners!! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

Skeletal Mess is opening for Deja Vu Moment on tour. Get into it. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

A Series of Unfortunate Phrase Usage Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

The Wiz! The Color Purple! Whitney Houston! Are you sensing a theme? Claire and Rashida dive into it all! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Claire is a busy bee this week, so this week is a special Bonds treat! Enjoy a little AB and Rashida time on this holiday weekend! Happy Thanksgiving--we are so thankful for our merry band of loyal listeners! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCl…

Need a nice chill chatty episode? You've come to the right place. Everyone's hydrating, working, doing the damn thing. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

We're back! After a week away for illness and a week away for vacation, the gals have returned. Rashida carries the load this week with a recap of her trip to New York and a Disney Cruise. Come along and get drunk on one cocktail! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Qui…

Rashida pretends to be away on the vacation that she also talks about going on in a few days. You'll get it. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

A classic chit chat. Everything under the sun, plus polygamy. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)By Claire Wilcher, Rashida Bonds

You want a buffet of topics? Nation of Islam's beef with the Mormon Church? Or maybe Wonderful World of Disney? A bit of 'NSync riffing thrown in? It's us. We're here. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

Ah, sookie sookie now! Join these Seasoned Professionals for Episode 61, where they discuss MORE Beyonce, the movie Tombstone, and getting on with life if you're mad. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

The amateurs are back from their break! Rashida heals from Covid, Claire has a new job, and they are both STILL MAD at Flashy Hat Guy from the Beyonce concert. So, ya know, the usual. Welcome back, friends! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McClou…

Friends, the Beyonce episode is here! Join Rashida and Claire from their hotel room in Vegas for a pre-show chat! Then go home with them and experience the come-down (the fatigue in their voices is a dead giveaway of a good time). In classic AAP fashion, the mixing on this one is wonky, due to rogue recording on different devices. We invite you to …

The ladies spend lots of time discussing Barbie, being a good human, and some foundational hullabaloo about the intersectionality of feminism, empathy, and resisting urgency. It's a rabbit-holer, folks. Beyonce show is next weekend!! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "…

Foghorn Leghorn. Taz. Beyonce. What do these three things have in common? MERCH! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)By Claire Wilcher, Rashida Bonds

This one's short and sweet, folks, because of....well, reasons. Hang in there, we've got Barbie talk, and of course, we are leading up to BEYONCE in a couple of weeks! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

If you made it through last week's debacle, welcome back! With no delays or tech issues in sight, Rashida and Claire simply catch up. Rashida schools Claire on some Beyonce rules, too, in preparation for their Vegas trip to see Queen B! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" an…

A short-ass episode for an amateur-ass podcast. The tech just didn't come together, and rather than scrap the whole thing and leave our tens of listeners without an episode, we edited it into a masterpiece of frustration. Now you know how truly amateur we are. Enjoy. Or don't. It's a mess with tons and tons of laughing. We are stupid. Email us your…

Hear us, see us, empathize. We are sweaty and our hormones are raging! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

A deep discussion of 80s movies that hold up. Huey Lewis is involved, of course. Classic Huey! Also, in light of her recent 45th birthday, Rashida gives her 25-year-old self advice. This one is a joy, friends! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McC…

There's lots of Sister Act 2 talk. And some frozen face laughter. And embracing of imperfection and trusting your gut. It's a veritable buffet of truths and stupidity. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

It's Episode 50! We forgot that milestone while we were recording it, so maybe 51 will be a special one? But let's face it; every episode is special. In this ep, we get real about wishing for a different life, preparing for being Black in America, and fighting the fear of scarcity. Oh, and of course, Stranger Things. Email us your stories about ama…

Did you know the Earth has a pulse? Every 26 seconds, the planet gives a l'il heartbeat. Claire and Rashida's podcast pulse is strong, y'all. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

In this episode, Rashida and Claire answer listener questions, tell stories of mishaps on stage, and discuss summer plans. It's a good ol' chit chat. Come hang! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

We're back! After a week of nuttin' honey, Rashida and Claire bring home the bacon with a good one. Claire is in an echo-ey apartment in New York, Rashida is home, but wherever we are, the conversation is good. Join us, won't you? We cover it all. Get your salty crunchy things and your hot fries, it's episode 47! Email us your stories about amateur…

A classic chit-chat episode about everything and nothing. Covering summer camps, Only Fans, and whether or not we can still enjoy Dr. Seuss. Whoomp, there it is. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

Claire and Rashida get real about worthiness, vulnerability, letting people love you, and getting caught in the web of a numbers game. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)By Claire Wilcher, Rashida Bonds

Lots to talk about here! A big summer trip announcement, news about Rashida's boys, and psychics. We've got it all. But mostly we've got joy. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

Just....a lot of griping about stuff. And laughing. It's episode 43! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

The default topics: bodies, work, and always a bit of injustice. This is a classic banter episode. It's "so close to being beautiful." Settle in for 42! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

A delayed release! To celebrate (or rather, make up for) Rashida and Claire's week of illness! The ladies talk about fashion trends and lots of bathroom business. Let's get real. Do you hover or sit? Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (inco…

Rashida makes MULTIPLE attempts to remember the voice of Michigan J Frog. Claire nearly keels over. That's really all you need to know about this one. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)…

We're close to the ground. We're mad. Don't doubt the stout. Triceratops rule. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Claire is in Kansas! Rashida is in Indianapolis! Together, they span the midwestern region with discussions about Beyonce's unmatched energy, choosing a career that is based on feelings, and calling on the ghost of MC Hammer himself. Except he's not dead! It's Episode 38! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcas…