Best Cloaca Podcasts (2024)

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40k Badcast 156 - BAAC: Bad At All Casts 2:13:40

1h ago2:13:40

2:13:40

In what can only be described as an shocking revelation, the fellas actually spend the vast majority of this episode talking about Warhammer, it's community, and existing in this dumb hobby! It really is something else! They cover: - Pretending to be a Space Marine online with your friends - Which primarch would make the best line cook - How your p…

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Monday Night Magic #041 - Did you say "MILF" of "Mill Four"? 1:24:03

13h ago1:24:03

1:24:03

Tom and Vincent get to sink their teeth (heh) into the whole Duskmourn set! We are saving the Commander stuff for next week. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Chat with us on Discord!: https://discord.gg/KEvktfGgGg Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or e…

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40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2024 2:47:01

7d ago2:47:01

2:47:01

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the fellas are reporting back from their trip to NOVA Open 2024! This double-wide episode will cover 9-ish rounds of a 40k GT, 3 rounds of a Soi friendly, and let's just say several rounds of drinks at the bar! So if you are looking for an in-depth Warhammer 40,000 podcast, congrats, because this one kind o…

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Monday Night Magic #040 - Schrodinger's Pants 1:22:36

9d ago1:22:36

1:22:36

The trio is back to bring you a whole slew of magic news ranging from weird Welcome decks, Grand Prix's are basically back, banned and restricted updates and a whole bunch of Duskmourn! If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Chat with us on Discord!: https://discord.gg/KEvktfGgGg Tom – @psg…

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40k Badcast 155 - Live at NOVA Open 2024! 1:25:12

19d ago1:25:12

1:25:12

Once again the bois have returned to their ancestral homeland: the NOVA Open Tabletop Gaming Convention in beautiful Washington, DC! For whatever reason, we've been allowed to host another got dang live show, and here it is! The day after we recorded it, no less! We talk: The preview that was more of a re-view A girthy, live WMDK segment And the mo…

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40k Badcast - Announcement: Badcast Live @ NOVA Open 2024! 5:37

22d ago5:37

5:37

Well, well, well. If it isn't a teaser that should have been posted last week. But someone (Dan) forgot about it. What an idiot. Can't trust that guy with anything. Anyways, the bois will indeed be back at NOVA this year, so tune in to figure out what's what!

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40k Badcast 154 - Cuddle Pit Cinco 1:56:57

1M ago1:56:57

1:56:57

Oh hell yeah, the Badcast bois are back! And on time this go-round! They've got sidequests, hobby PRE-gress, and an interview with dead author, Cormac McCarthy! An incredible get! Are his books good? Yes! Will they make you feel like hammered shit? Also yes! So get your coat, hat, and briefcase and hop on the 8:15 express to make sure you aren't la…

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Monday Night Magic #039 - It's a podcast of mystery, too! 1:03:07

2M ago1:03:07

1:03:07

Join Tom and Vincent as they talk a bit of new updates on the upcoming Foundations. The biggest talk of the showroom floor though is Mystery Booster 2 at GenCon! https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/announcing-magic-the-gathering-foundations https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/announcing-mystery-booster-2 https://x.com/StarCi…

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40k Badcast 153 - Four Swords and Seven Years Ago 1:58:56

1M ago1:58:56

1:58:56

Have you ever asked the question, "What Warhammer 40,000 character should run for president of the United States of America?" No? Smart, probably. But the Badcast idiots are either too brave or two stupid to avoid this particular pitfall! More topics include rawdoggin' the warp, the jobber jerk-off, red flags fly fasta, iron on every gob and a squi…

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Monday Night Magic #038 - Vincent and Brent bring the BLOOM! 1:00:45

2M ago1:00:45

1:00:45

Join Brent and Vincent as they talk more Bloomburrow. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Chat with us on Discord!: https://discord.gg/KEvktfGgGg Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at brent@dadbodmtg.com Vincent – “its a mystery” Website: https://…

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Monday Night Magic #037 - Better late than never? Maybe? 1:06:34

2M ago1:06:34

1:06:34

Join Tom and Vincent as they talk more Bloomburrow (this was recorded before the whole set was live, since we it feels like we get a set every 6-7 days). Blame Tom (AGAIN) for not getting this one up before now. Mea culpa. Oh, and hey, WoTC has a new president. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with …

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Monday Night Magic #036 - Tom is real bad at putting up podcasts 1:09:07

2M ago1:09:07

1:09:07

Join Brent and Vincent as they talk more Bloomburrow (this was recorded before the whole set was live, since we it feels like we get a set every 6-7 days). Blame Tom for not getting this one up before now. Mea culpa. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Chat with us on Discord!: https://d…

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40k Badcast 152 - The Cast? Bad. The Mutants? Sad. 1:41:51

2M ago1:41:51

1:41:51

We could have named this episode "If I ain't truckin', I'm fuckin'" but we didn't because Rob from Goonhammer would get mad at us. And then the big fat checks would stop arriving every Friday. That's right, we make big money off of our partnership with Goonhammer! Huge money! A frankly INDECENT amount of money! We're also paid shills for Games Work…

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40k Badcast 151 - Lethal Sussy Five Plussy 2:05:35

3M ago2:05:35

2:05:35

It's summertime, and the boys are back with an ice-cold glass of inane chatter! In this episode they discuss: chokin' and strokin', being hornus for tornus, and it happened again: Campbell said something terrible and everyone loved it. He can't keep getting away with this. So open up your gob, and get ready for the chowdah blastah, it's Badcast sea…

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Monday Night Magic #035 - WoTC says your decks could use some more ass(assins). 1:30:51

3M ago1:30:51

1:30:51

Join Tom and Vincent as we look at the now completed PT with Modern Horizon 3, Bloomburrow and Duskmorn previews! If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Chat with us on Discord!: https://discord.gg/KEvktfGgGg Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at bre…

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Monday Night Magic #034- Modern PT, Pauper, leaks and more. 1:06:10

3M ago1:06:10

1:06:10

Join Tom, Brent and Vincent as we look at even more Modern Horizons 3 and how it looks to be having a pretty huge impact on the Modern PT, Nadu appearing to be an issue and more leaks for the next few sets coming out in what feels like matters of days. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend!…

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Monday Night Magic #033 - Modern Mayhem 1:02:42

3M ago1:02:42

1:02:42

Join Brent and Vincent as we look at even more Modern Horizons 3 and Assassin's Creed (sigh). If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Chat with us on Discord!: https://discord.gg/KEvktfGgGg Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at brent@dadbodmtg.com Vin…

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40k Badcast 150 - Cloaca in Bio 2:05:28

3M ago2:05:28

2:05:28

Another day, another Blood Bowl trip report where the theme is "Dan rolls like shit". It really says something about how good the game is that he's still palying it after all these horrible dice stories. Or he has a "bad at rolling dice" kink. Who knows? Also, the fellas talk decking their dedicated transports with techpriest X-zyB1T! What the hell…

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Monday Night Magic #032 - Psychic Frog's Crazy Cloaca 1:19:00

3M ago1:19:00

1:19:00

Join Tom, Brent and Vincent as we look at even more Modern Horizons 3, Tom's confusion on who is and who is not a wolf and mixed feelings on the new Psychic Frog not-a-battlepass on MTG Arena. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drn…

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40k Badcast 149 - Baypilled and Crabmaxxing 2:09:29

4M ago2:09:29

2:09:29

You can take the boy out the bay, but you can't take the bay out the boy! This time 'round, the fellas revisit their favorite Nappy Roots song, investigate blobs of nobs, and Campbell gets his new name and title: High Marshall Wetmouth! It's just as bad as it sounds! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kba…

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Monday Night Magic #031 - Label Your Shakers 1:17:18

4M ago1:17:18

1:17:18

Join Tom, Brent and Vincent as we look at even more Modern Horizons 3 and Brent's "love" for the Eldrazy! If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at brent@dadbodmtg.com Vincent – “its a mystery” Website: https://mond…

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Monday Night Magic #030 - You snooze, you OOZE! 1:30:48

4M ago1:30:48

1:30:48

Join Tom and Vincent as we look at even more Modern Horizons 3 and Tom's frustration with playing against the Heist mechanic on Arena! If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at brent@dadbodmtg.com Vincent – “its a m…

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40k Badcast 148 - Pasta Undivided 1:43:28

4M ago1:43:28

1:43:28

Gawrsh, we hope you like pasta jokes and the tarantella bit. Oh you don't? Lol. Lmao, even. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

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Monday Night Magic #029 - Brent is ALWAYS ready. 56:06

4M ago56:06

56:06

Join Brent and Vincent as we look at even more Modern Horizons 3, B&R announcements and more! If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at brent@dadbodmtg.com Vincent – “its a mystery” Website: https://monday-night-mag…

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40k Badcast 147 - Campbell Almost Doesn't Bring Shame to the Badcast 1:55:00

4M ago1:55:00

1:55:00

Episode subtitle: The 4-1-1 on going 4-1. He almost did it, gang. Campbell almost became the first ever Badcast host to win a GT. Instead, New Jersey's worst city dashed his dreams to smithereens! We're recapping Campbell's trip to the Squig City GT in Pendleton, OR, and that's pretty much it! Strap in and enjoy the Badcast, a show ostensibly about…

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Monday Night Magic #028 - I Cast Baja Blast! 1:08:26

5M ago1:08:26

1:08:26

Join Tom, Brent and Vincent as we look at even more Modern Horizons 3, new cross over Secret Lair products, some Thunder Junction drafts and when we will finally get our Taco Bell cross-over so I can cast BAJA BLAST! If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@da…

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40k Badcast 146 - We Hope You've Got a Cravin' for Some Ravin'! 2:09:59

5M ago2:09:59

2:09:59

We've said countless times (twice, probably) that "this episode is our most unhinged yet". Well, gang, this time we might actually mean it! The fellas don't even sniff the normal show segments and instead descend directly into The Discourse. But don't worry, Fact or Fanfiction didn't get left out. We know what y'all want, and we love you! https://w…

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Monday Night Magic #027 - MTGO vs Arena vs Paper, FIGHT! 1:15:03

5M ago1:15:03

1:15:03

Join Tom, Brent and Vincent as we look at the value on MTGO for a new player, some frustrations with limited for Thunder Junction and we finally figured out to have paper MTG, MTGO and Arena all live in harmony. NOT! If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@da…

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Monday Night Magic #026 - Face of an Angel 1:08:28

6M ago1:08:28

1:08:28

Join Tom and Vincent as Vincent extolls the virtue of Remix draft and Tom is salivating over the commanders toolbox for MTGO. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at brent@dadbodmtg.com Vincent – “its a mystery” W…

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40k Badcast 145 - Boston Creamer 1:39:16

6M ago1:39:16

1:39:16

Y'all are gonna find out within the first 5 minutes why we had to name it "Boston Creamer". It is also important that you know Campbell uttered the phrase, "Shout out to my boy DM for his BM!" Truly groundbreaking stuff over here. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com…

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Monday Night Magic #025 - Vincent and Brent bring the JUICE! 45:48

6M ago45:48

45:48

Join Vincent and Brent as they talk only MTG this week. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at brent@dadbodmtg.com Vincent – “its a mystery” Website: https://monday-night-magic.captivate.fm/ Chat with us on Disco…

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40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2024 1:56:12

6M ago1:56:12

1:56:12

Campbell and the Beef Thief are back, and this time ol' Beefy went on a lil' trip! Dan recaps Adepticon 2024 and Campbell lives vicariously. Make sure to wear ear protection for this one, gang, as the sonorous clacking of Dan's many medals might deafen you. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com…

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40k Badcast 144 - The Monster Truck Episode 1:58:19

6M ago1:58:19

1:58:19

This is honestly supposed to be a Warhammer 40k podcast. How did we fuck this up so bad? Where did we go wrong? The good news is that if you like trucks, you're gonna be thrilled. The bad news is that we didn't use the soundboard even once in the entire fucking episode. Seriously, what is wrong with us? https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40…

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Monday Night Magic #024 - The Pinkertons are coming to Outlaw Junction 1:00:50

6M ago1:00:50

1:00:50

Join Tom and Vincent as they work hard to milk the small amount of magic news this week. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at brent@dadbodmtg.com Vincent – “its a mystery” Website: https://monday-night-magic.ca…

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Monday Night Magic #023 - We are always discovering new holes 58:07

7M ago58:07

58:07

Join Tom, Brent and Vincent as they work hard to milk the small amount of magic news this week. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at brent@dadbodmtg.com Vincent – “its a mystery” Website: https://monday-night-m…

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40k Badcast 143 - 360 No-Think 1:38:11

7M ago1:38:11

1:38:11

Truly it is a grand day for a bad 'cast! This time around the fellas coin several new terms: "The Irish Good-Die", "mouth-bored", and rebrand as the Porty-k PottyCast. Does that make any sense? Does anything? Who even cares?! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com…

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Monday Night Magic #022 - Talk Radio is for Old People 52:50

7M ago52:50

52:50

Join Tom, Brent and Vincent to look at the initial slug of cards from the upcoming Assassins Creed UB set, Thunder Junction Bloomburrow and Modern Horizons 3. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email at brent@dadbodmt…

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Monday Night Magic #021 - Balls Out for Fallout 36:03

7M ago36:03

36:03

Join Tom and Vincent to look at the initial slug of cards from the Fallout Universes Beyond Commander decks (FUBCd). Tom also learns about all of the cards he missed in the Warhammer 40K Commander product. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com…

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40k Badcast 142 - The International Piss Museum 1:49:22

7M ago1:49:22

1:49:22

Hoo boy. The fellas return after a month hiatus, and their time off has clearly addled their brains. Things immediately go off the rails as Dan demands to actually talk about Warhammer 40,000 (what?!). Then, thihngs truly get wild. Topics include: werewolf boyfriends, saying Notann to Votann, the Vorelord Titan, and various media suppositories. Add…

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Monday Night Magic #020 - Zubaz Tentpole 1:00:48

7M ago1:00:48

1:00:48

Join Tom, Vincent and Brent to talk about the news of more Universes Beyond sets, the new Beyond Boosters and wonder what happened to the Garfield Games logo last seen on the Fallen Empires booster box. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Br…

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Monday Night Magic #019 - Babar the benevolent dictator 1:01:49

8M ago1:01:49

1:01:49

Join Tom, Vincent and Brent to talk about some first plays with MKM, how to best abuse Slime Against Humanity in Standard and that Babar the Elephant is actually a benevolent dictator. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babar_the_Elephant If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader o…

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Monday Night Magic #018 - Accidental Roach Colony 1:18:19

8M ago1:18:19

1:18:19

Join Tom, Vincent and Brent to talk about ... other card games? Murders at Karlov Manor on Magic Online https://www.mtgo.com/news/mtgo-mkm-01302024 Showcase Dossier cards coming to MTGO (UV ink cards) and the mouse cursor will act like a UV flashlight (I think this is honestly very cool). Vincent noted that the MTGO MKM play boosters at $3.99 are c…

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40k Badcast 141 - Quill-Pilled and Sleepmaxxing 1:36:13

8M ago1:36:13

1:36:13

Howdy friends! Dan was super sick during the recording of this show, so it appropriately went off the rails quick and pretty much stayed there. However, our two idiot hosts managed to chat about butts, faces, and a disappointing lack of gargants. Also, they randomly create the most terrifying mutant of all time and then immediately give him the dum…

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Monday Night Magic #017 - Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo! 1:03:46

8M ago1:03:46

1:03:46

We have a ton of Murders at Karlov Manor cards to discuss, Tom and Brent are completely flummoxed by the boxed MTG Clue game and discussion of the appropriate care of priapism. If you enjoy the show, join us on discord, send us a message or share the RSS feed with a friend! Tom – @psgreader or email at tom@dadbodmtg.com Brent – @drnopants1 or email…

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Monday Night Magic #16 - Worph! 1:02:51

8M ago1:02:51

1:02:51

This week, we discuss the initial previews of Murders at Karlov Manor, new key ability, the very cool hidden mysteries including the first one already deduced by players. Great image about The List changes: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F1cyjxgduevcc1.png Image of the hidden text in the full art duals: https://www.reddit…

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40k Badcast 140 - "Your wood is somethin' else." 2:12:05

9M ago2:12:05

2:12:05

What's this?! Another Badcast?! O frabjurous day, caloo calay! In this double-wide, extra-thicc, girth-maxxed episode, Dan and Cam resolve last year's resolutions, make a bunch of new ones, and get a little silly on the way. Why is this one two hours long? Because Dan drank a 12% tallboy, that's why. Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https:…

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Monday Night Magic #015 - Cyber Truck Nuts 1:10:50

9M ago1:10:50

1:10:50

This week, we discuss the existence of the ability to 3D print truck nuts for your Cyber Truck, Rosewater's teasers for Murders at Karlov Manor, some recent weirdness with the attendance and battle of foil curling and counterfeits at a SCG open, Brent with a great lore insight and more! Links: https://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/73896662864719052…

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Monday Night Magic #014 - Bloodletter of Alkaseltzer 51:15

9M ago51:15

51:15

We discuss the announcement of Secret Lairs going fully pre-print, Vincent discovering he still doesn't like Vintage cube draft and Tom's dabbling in Standard with mono B. Tom - @psgreader Brent - @drnopants1 Vincent - "its a mystery" Chat with us on Discord: https://discord.gg/KEvktfGgGg RSS Feed: https://feeds.captivate.fm/monday-night-magic/…

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Monday Night Magic #13 - Why yes, this badly markered Island is a Mox Sapphire. 43:13

9M ago43:13

43:13

The MTG world keeps on spinning with the drama of proxies and counterfeits and finance with the difficulty for vendors at the big shows. Tom - @psgreader Brent - @drnopants1 Vincent - "its a mystery" Chat with us on Discord: https://discord.gg/KEvktfGgGg RSS Feed: https://feeds.captivate.fm/monday-night-magic/…

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40k Badcast 139 - W-I-I-I-I-ZARD WEED 1:44:48

9M ago1:44:48

1:44:48

Could we have named this episode "Gregor Eisenbong"? Yes. Such are the rich veins of jokes you'll find here, on the 40k Badcast! Included in this totally-free, no ads episode are such other jokes like Kharn the Bogart, a discussion regarding the theoretical friendship between Trazyn the Infinite and Indiana Jones, and a whole lotta lasagna. Also, C…

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