Best Cold Callers Comedy Podcasts (2024)

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MBMBaM 743: Combination Taco Bell and Travis House 55:20

2h ago55:20

55:20

For a festive Candlenights, we’re bringing you our traditional no-cussing episode. We’ve got new McElroy sword lore, uncomfortable Elf on the Shelf mythology, and discussions of torture in beloved children's holiday films! Just your usual, family-friendly seasonal fare! Suggested talking points: Elf on the Snelf, Frank Sinatra Biography Bar, Magic …

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MBMBaM 742: Vesecticon Seven 56:42

12h ago56:42

56:42

We’re going CYBER and getting all new augs and mods to make this show even better! Sunglasses that come out of our cheeks! An extra-wet mouth to maximize your peanut butter pretzel consumption! Rizz implants to flirt with computers! It’s the future, choom! Suggested talking points: Too Old For Spencer’s, Too Young for Spencer’s, My Balls are Prescr…

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MBMBaM 741: Face 2 Face: 50-Way Pasta for Big Kisses 1:25:38

7d ago1:25:38

1:25:38

Welcome to the last live show of the Twenty Fungalore tour at the beautiful and delicious Pabst Theater. Join us as we lay the year to rest with an anthropomorphic Munch Squad, some wholesome haunted dolls, demon erotica, and a very neatly stacked pile of bricks. Suggested talking points: Digital Ibex Death, Brick and Mortar Magicians, My Axe is Le…

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MBMBaM 740: Ten Percent Kissy Face 54:28

15d ago54:28

54:28

Hold onto your Shakespeare books, we’re about the turn the whole gym industry on its head by telling people that there’s heavy stuff everywhere! We’re also disrupting the wine industry with unconventional fruits, and the chocolate industry with extra-joyful Santas. Suggested talking points: Powered By Mold, Public Service Emmy, Shook Like Wet Spagh…

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MBMBaM 739: Face 2 Face: Munch Squad Works For Me Now 1:10:43

22d ago1:10:43

1:10:43

We got lost in Cleveland’s Masonic Temple, but thankfully we were found by a potato-touting Kyle MacLachlan, who guided us through winding corridors of ambiguously abandoned bookshelves and designer headstones, and gifted us a cabinet full of mugs with people’s faces on them. Suggested talking points: Deep Vein of West Virginia Dirtbag, Coin-Operat…

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MBMBaM 738: My Unfinished Business is Mr. Holland's Opus 56:49

29d ago56:49

56:49

We're getting all Newton this week with how much wisdom we're dropping. We'll tell you what to do with the incredible amount of Wicked merch, how to make friends as an adult, and we debut our new fitness app where you just battle people IRL. Suggested talking points: You Didn't Have to Bisect My Wife, Is Cliff Bars Just Lembas Bread, Diameter of th…

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MBMBaM 737: Face 2 Face: Amble Down to Dumpster Party 1:19:54

1M ago1:19:54

1:19:54

This week’s episode is live from Tyson’s Corner, where we won the first trophies of our entire lives and our dad wasn’t even there to see it . . . so please tell him what good boys we are. Please also invite him to the dumpster party, ask him to install an emotional support Squatty Potty, and plant some very tall vegetables, if he has the time. Sug…

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MBMBaM 736: School You're Allowed to Drink At 58:17

1M ago58:17

58:17

It's November and you know what that means: time for some spooky Halloween Christmas creep! This episode is full to the brim with only slightly out of date seasonal content, and some of the best advice you could ask for, like how to tell if you might be a babadook, gameifying your trivia night, and how to deflect your bathroom whoopsies onto zoo an…

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MBMBaM 735: Face 2 Face: Take Me to Monster World, Pregnant Sully 1:22:07

2M ago1:22:07

1:22:07

Early signs pointed to a cursed one, but Atlanta was anything but cursed last month. The Faulty JanSport inspector saved us from disaster, the curse of Riddle Me Piss was lifted from Travis, and a CPAP machine protected us from poisonous gas (or something, we're not really sure what a CPAP does). Other than Justin's piss-soaked costume, it was a re…

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MBMBaM 734: Twelve Volumes of Ichor 59:27

2M ago59:27

59:27

We got him, folks! We Gaga-got him! The clown is down! There's already an alarming amount of turkey vultures circling around, so you'll never see him again! Now we can make room for giant tubs of ranch dressing, tasty canopic jars, and uncomfortable discourse around the Mario family lore. Suggested talking points: Evil on My Mother's Side, 500 Foot…

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MBMBaM 733: Congratulations on Your Powerful Trunk 58:08

2M ago58:08

58:08

This one is for the real nerds out there, and we mean MUSCLE NERDS! Show off those gams! Lift those Chipotle burritos and get swole! Make your eyes so strong you can see John Cena! Suggested talking points: Pentagram of Chipotles, Ask Me About My Tea Poster, Polar Pizza Before the Resurrection, Justin McElroy Bad News for Bots Native Women Lead: ht…

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MBMBaM 732: Museum of Grandma Promises 57:12

3M ago57:12

57:12

Look, everyone is thinking it but we're finally gonna be the ones say it: saran wrap sucks. In this episode we bravely take on this and other topics, such as pulling a reverse Indiana Jones, supporting the frontline Ghostbusters, and the sanctity of collectible donut inflatables. Suggested Talking Points: Crossboner, Ebert Beast Mode, Claude Money,…

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MBMBaM 731: Face 2 Face: Good Face Holes 1:10:17

3M ago1:10:17

1:10:17

Live from Rose City Comic Con in Portland, featuring only the best in lossless fart audio! We love this town, and we love all the questions about the value of valueless collectables, the fun of liquid nitrogen, and how to get electrocuted but in a cool way. Suggested talking points: A Picture of Betty Cooper we Didn’t Know We Wanted Until Now, Penn…

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MBMBaM 730: Reverse Liar Liar 59:49

3M ago59:49

59:49

If you've ever wondered what compliment to give your favorite piece of art (or podcast) we have some suggestions for you in this episode. Although the best praise of all would be eating part of the podcast so that it will always be part of you. Suggested talking points: Everyone's Always Swapping Blood Out, A Terrifying Amount of Sperm, Jackson Pol…

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MBMBaM 729: Put a Slim Jim in My Coin Hole 56:37

3M ago56:37

56:37

Are you ready to take a deep dive into the Dunkin-verse? We sure aren’t! We’re too busy buying honey directly from bees, collecting other people’s crunchy leaves, and holding our breath while someone else tries to describe boba. Suggested talking points: Eating Goku, Whiffin Griffin, Theftbot, Soft Oven-Baked Nilla Wafers, A Normal Amount of Dead B…

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MBMBaM 728: Hold-You-Down Christian Rock 'n' Roll Daddy 55:19

3M ago55:19

55:19

As ground-level investors in a certain streaming platform, we think we should have some say in their hot dog based content. It’s a topic we’re well-versed in, along with comedy routines based around donuts and murder, dentists’ music choices, and the Gary Sinise multiverse. Suggested talking points: We're Dudes Who Wipe, Chestnut Labs, Beloved Cup-…

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MBMBaM 727: A Great Day for Brotherhood 59:16

4M ago59:16

59:16

Welcome to our adult blanket sleeper-themed slumber party! The Gallagher brothers are here, but who knows how long that’ll last. You can grab a soup fork next to the Capri-Sun sous vide, and don’t forget to horf a handful of non-challenging M&M’s, we’ve got buckets of ’em. Lights out at 11:30! Suggested talking points: Liam Gallagher’s Tweets, 15 Y…

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MBMBaM 726: Hot Dog Think Appointment 1:00:47

4M ago1:00:47

1:00:47

Thank you for listening to this podcast in the way that it was meant to be consumed. We put so much effort into making these dogs look picture-perfect, gluing puzzles together, and figuring out Count Donut’s lore that it’s truly only experienced in this exact correct way to listen to podcasts. Suggested talking points: Every Island Gets You Old, It…

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MBMBaM 725: Fevers Named After Colors 57:54

4M ago57:54

57:54

How are we going to get Fortnite Senpai to notice us so we can have a themed energy drink or whatever? We could try drinking water from a huge bottle while staring directly into their eyes. Or maybe making suggestive jokes about pie? If all else fails, we’ll just fake our deaths in a really convincing but also ha-ha fun prank kind of way. Suggested…

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MBMBaM 724: This Mouth Sound is Gonna Change Your Life 56:25

5M ago56:25

56:25

We know we’ve missed the appropriate window for Sports Chat, but know that if we did it would’ve been funny and tasteful. Kind of like this duckie cup we took from some old guy. Now we’re ready to confront the captain of the improv team and figure out who Susan Korn really is. Suggested Talking Points: A Relationship Stronger Than Marriage, The Opp…

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MBMBaM 723: Face 2 Face: Cuck Cuck Goose 1:11:58

5M ago1:11:58

1:11:58

Live from Detroit it’s our Best Show Ever™! We have emerged bringing with us a live Munch Squad of the world’s coldest wet sandwich, tips on how to sell your Pokemon cards to your doctor, and a completely accidental number of questions about animals. We've learned our lesson about themed live shows, we promise. Suggested talking points: Bird Perver…

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MBMBaM 722: Are You Public Speaking? 1:07:38

5M ago1:07:38

1:07:38

It’s us, your podcast heroes, lurking just around the corner from your cool bumper stickers, ready to make your day by doing our little tricks! We can come up with great Rizz Lines! We can discover the origins of your special mug! We can even decant Redbull. Suggested talking points: You Got Mentos Money, Hot Dog Arms Race, Sisterhood of the Travel…

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MBMBaM 721: Face 2 Face: Cotton Candy Cenneth 1:02:54

5M ago1:02:54

1:02:54

Live from The Factory in St. Louis comes the breaking news that TravNation has annexed the Arch and turned it into a Stargate! Join us as we learn about nasty cotton candy, boats for non-boat people, and some truly touchy dolls. Suggested talking points: Nude and Wet McElroy, Suffer Together, Drug Dealer in a Musical Written By Someone Who Has Neve…

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MBMBaM 720: Mariana Trench Warfare 54:35

5M ago54:35

54:35

Let us re-introduce ourselves and tell you a story about an episode of My Brother, My Brother, and Me. In that episode, we give some extremely funny and helpful advice about graduating Pokemon, Ron Funches hosting Shark Week, and over-decorated offices. But that's a different episode; this episode is about that episode. It's a banger. Suggested tal…

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MBMBaM 719: Neon Grimacis Evangelion 57:05

6M ago57:05

57:05

Yes, Host! We're busy serving up some sizzling hot plates of wisdom about mystery tin cans, the most special sauce, and big big water bottles. We're gonna earn that podcast Michelin Star! Or maybe Firestone star. Suggested talking points: No Grapes to Spare, Flavings, Firestone Tires and Tirestone Fires, Food is the Gas of Me, Big Bottle Bob, Looki…

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MBMBaM 718: Shaq-cuse! 59:04

6M ago59:04

59:04

Our comedy glands are fired up and ready to juice! We're positively gooshing with bits about very personal underpants, mysterious Dunkin tie-ins, and Shaqsketball. Suggested talking points: Get Me Pictures of the Human Torch, Chris of Choice, Skippos, Shaqsident Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/…

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MBMBaM 717: Face 2 Face: Spectral Gentleman Caller James Griffin 1:32:49

6M ago1:32:49

1:32:49

Tacoma is more haunted than you think, especially live from the thoroughly haunted Pantages Theater. But that didn’t stop us from discussion of important donut etiquette, ghostly gentleman callers, and startling parrots. Suggested talking points: Co-Dependent Ghosts, Factory Reset Justin, Oh Boy Here We Go, It’s Funny Because You Can’t Buy A Dream …

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MBMBaM 716: Fresh Cold Not Dogs 59:52

6M ago59:52

59:52

You probably thought we'd do an entire episode about a Human Hotdog Vortex and the state of hot dog eating contests. But rest assured, we managed to move on with enough time to sling advice about excelling at 18-hour backflips, almost completing puzzles, and lip-syncing novelty songs. Suggested talking points: Omni-Directional Hot Dog Claws, If You…

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MBMBaM 715: What if it IS Piss Man? 59:11

7M ago59:11

59:11

It really is just a coincidence that there's so much foot content in this episode. There's other stuff, too, like scary light-night food haunts, mysterious nicknames, and hot legs. But there's also AI-generated feet pics. Suggested talking points: Pedal-Powered Bidets, White Noise and Wet Air, For a Good Foot, Kids Stay Close, This is the Night Cas…

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MBMBaM 714: Snoopy’s Boy Chuck 1:02:52

7M ago1:02:52

1:02:52

Kool, or not? Yes! We’re getting ready to graduate and say hello to summer, and that means its time for blockbuster films that no one has seen, animals in unexpected places, and popcorn pizza. LYLAS! Suggested talking points: The Saga of Me and Zeebro, Porcupine Containers at Best, Tippecanoe and Tanner Too, Freshly Applied Popcorn, Chat Grandpa Da…

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MBMBaM 713: Speed Force Bear 1:01:50

7M ago1:01:50

1:01:50

We’ve got some tall tales and groundbreaking new games this week, so grab a Toaster Strudel from your freezer full of Toaster Strudel, sling your skateboard over your shoulder, and embrace your inner Beta, because we gotta make sure that all the spiders are dead before check-in. Suggested talking points: My Brother, My Bear, and Me, Zoop My Greeble…

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MBMBaM 712: Face 2 Face: Pay the Mustard Forward 1:18:43

7M ago1:18:43

1:18:43

We’re bringing US Wet to the beautiful Vogue Theater of Vancouver, BC. It turns out we share a lot with our neighbors to the north, like a love of Shrek impressions, knowing the best places for kissing, and for a limited time, the Grimace Shake. Suggested talking points: Secret Fourth Brother Rennis, Goopastank, The Fourth Dimension is Food, Condim…

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MBMBaM 711: Notice Me, Jerry Senpai 59:09

8M ago59:09

59:09

Sounds like the woke left is once again out here ruining comedy, and we’re part of the problem! We just don’t care about sitcoms like Ever-Sheldon, or Ur-Sheldon, or even Un-Sheldon. We’re too busy helping our friends reclaim their scent-based cults and getting into surprisingly heated debates about what makes the perfect walking stick. Suggested t…

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MBMBaM 710: Colin from Secret Garden Energy 54:46

8M ago54:46

54:46

Today's episode is all about pet care! Whether your pet is a water-happy scorpion or a Sonic the Hedgehog skateboard, we'll teach your animal companion how to jump-rope correctly, get into a fight, and steal from their employer using arcade tickets. Suggested talking points: Chewable Matrix Pill, Plausible Ticket Deniability, Dougie and Stinky Whee…

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MBMBaM 709: Face 2 Face: Personal Hot Dog Thermos 1:18:40

8M ago1:18:40

1:18:40

We've annexed the town of Chicago, our real dad, into TravNation! And we're answering all of the Wind Chime City's most pressing questions about fencing champions, Zamboni safety, and what Toad sounds like. Suggested talking points: Child’s Hat Bag, I Feel So Flammable, Dr Blade the Sword Genius, Giant Ice Tank, Enjoy your Half a Vasectomy Palestin…

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MBMBaM 708: Make those Bills Rainable 1:05:24

8M ago1:05:24

1:05:24

It’s that time of year again! April the Twentieth has become so mainstream that the stores are crowded because of all the crime sales so instead lets talk about some other important things, like how to be respected for your soup, raw broccoli, and how helicopters work. Suggested talking points: The Implied existence of Drug Heavy Zones, Soup is Ear…

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MBMBaM 707: Beef Me Down to Beefy Town 56:32

9M ago56:32

56:32

So glad you could make this hot tub meeting! It's so important to our boss, Abraham LinkedIn, to sit in a tub to discuss the Eclipse AU, how we can get people to eat more Arbys, and the poetry of Pitbull lyrics. Suggested talking points: Twogger Nostalgia, He Got Bradbury'd, In the Bull-Pit, Don't Drink Hunks in the Hot Tub, Arby's Skeptics, Tap Wa…

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MBMBaM 706: Climax, Denouement, Spider-Man Test 57:36

9M ago57:36

57:36

No one needs to spend eleven years digging for treasure when there's a trove of great content right here! We've got films with plot points that revolve around CPR, the best fishing lures you've ever seen, and the death of a brand new but beloved character. Suggested talking points: Hey I'm Compressing Here, Freezus Take the Wheel, Slamming Can, The…

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MBMBaM 705: Crispy Cuppy Puppies 1:02:09

9M ago1:02:09

1:02:09

Just in time for April, we've got a bevy of questions and bits that can't possibly be anything but pranks: Hangers that are so sticky they're like jelly sandwiches, songs that have no metaphors, and a very very dirty description of pickles on pizza. Turtle power. Suggested talking points: Toilet Casablanca, Stack of Crimes, Infatuation Saturation, …

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MBMBaM 704: Cheques Mix 1:02:01

9M ago1:02:01

1:02:01

Thank you for coming to this important spy meeting, we have an assignment for you. Honestly, we didn't expect this many of you to show up, we only have brand deals for two of you. The rest of you can debate what a Minion tastes like, go mountain biking, or practice your cursive. Suggested talking points: Good Cop/ Pitiful Desperate Cop, He is Heavy…

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MaxFunDrive 2024: BoCo Highlights! 15:10

9M ago15:10

15:10

Happy MaxFunDrive everyone! We've been on the network approximately forever, and because of that our back catalog of bonus content can be pretty overwhelming. To help you out, here's some clips from three of our favorite pieces of bonus content from years past: The recreation of the Episode 400 Margaritaville Blue Carpet, where we were joined by sp…

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MBMBaM 703: GDP: Good Darn Podcasts 1:03:41

9M ago1:03:41

1:03:41

Curl up at the foot of our rocking chair, the big brothers have got some Good Darn advice about making friends, getting free donuts, and collecting all the jewels. The one caveat is that we can only tell you about it when your mouth is full of dental tools. Suggested talking points: And Bump it With You, You Can't Raise an Alpha Scorpion, Clean Gri…

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MBMBaM 702: Accountability For Crazy Puffs 1:07:53

10M ago1:07:53

1:07:53

In anticipation of the Oscars, we’ve created a cool bot to predict the results, measure tall-people energy, and help bake cookies without burning them. Only the bot might be fixated on the clothed state of one wrestler in particular. Suggested talking points: None Shorts on John Cena, WDZENTD (what does Zac Efron need to do), 450 Degree Rock in the…

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MBMBaM 701: Party Panda 59:16

10M ago59:16

59:16

Welcome to a world of puur imagninatinon, with all sorts of teets! Experience the magic with cool ice-skating tricks, a transcendent song about sandwiches, and of course, Chizza. Suggested talking points: Anti-Graffiti Gobstopper, The Taste of Acting Degree Ink, Wet the Ice, Love that Low Rhythm Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ff…

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MBMBaM 700: Good Choices Today, Business Man 58:34

10M ago58:34

58:34

We've all got that dog in us today, so we're saying 'Ello 'Ello to some good advice about real British television shows, office lunch espionage, and faking your way through football. No real football learning required – we would never make you learn! Suggested talking points: Telly Title Tellers, Little Chips Justin, Floral Purchases at the Liquor …

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MBMBaM 699: The Platonic Dad 1:01:49

10M ago1:01:49

1:01:49

Don't worry if you missed out on the pop culture zeitgeist in the big sport event! We've got the rundown on everything you missed: not going in twisters, anti-Valentines, Jon Bovie the cow musician, and hedgehog-adjacent tater tots. Suggested talking points: Caffeine Porridge, An R2-D2 Full of Bath Bombs, Skibidi Valentines, Dolly Parton Drifting T…

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MBMBaM 698: Don't Piss on a Shark 1:05:03

11M ago1:05:03

1:05:03

This might be the closest we’ve come to an actual argument, but we worked it out all for the sake of giving you our best advice. Of course, at least one brother is very wrong about peeing in the ocean, the Dune vs Avatar debate, and breaking up via pizza. Suggested talking points: Bummed Out Popcorn Bucket, Glasses on, Hair Up, Men's Riddle Activis…

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MBMBaM 697: Vamples 1:02:53

11M ago1:02:53

1:02:53

Can you believe the Oscar mnomnations came out recently-ish? Congrats to the narminees: Jeff Dunham's puppets, the house across the street, Charles Entertainment Cheese, and the Cream Gentleman. Good luck to all those nerminated! Suggested talking points: Retirement is Death to a Puppet, Presidential Taco Bell, Damage to His Fun Centers, Jasper T. …

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MBMBaM 696: Robo Wants an Oreo 1:06:12

11M ago1:06:12

1:06:12

We're getting our pitch together for billionaire Cube Markan and his friend Bald Randy. We have so many good business ideas we don't even know where to start: Ask me A Brother, Robert Cop, shopping mall snacks. Once we get in with Cube we'll chuck some ducats and make some buckets! Suggested talking points: Hot Dead Famous People, Burner Brothers, …

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MBMBaM 695: Snuffling for Gubbins 1:05:37

11M ago1:05:37

1:05:37

GET FIRED UP this Friday . . . Monday . . . because we're going treasure-hunting! You never know where you might find an antique violin, or an AI Companion, or maybe even wings with bones. Suggested talking points: That's Not a Time, Grown Friend without Secrets, Crotch Emergency, Child's Basement Rainboots, Jeremy Lupin, Cousin Fazolis World Centr…

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