In this episode we learn that originality is dead; Tyler found a database of every RuneScape username and they’re all about yo mama. We also learn definitively that there are, in fact, crocodiles in Florida. That set, we learn how to properly educate and discipline children and very tactfully oscillate between very serious topics and improving abou…

In this episode Tyler and Colton discuss their thoughts on the digital entertainment landscape (like the success of companies like Mythical and Smosh). Afterwards we discuss at length our chaotic country upbringing. You will learn important information like… what a big bale and how to launch your brother in a wheelbarrow. Links! Insta: https://www.…

In this episode we start a company called Alphabook, that ranks and sorts all levels of real alpha men… We are Beta. Then we learn how to survive in the wilderness with Bear Grylls and talk about what bears eat (the animal not the guy). We also discuss Tyler’s thoughts on Battlefield 2042. Then we break up the podcast and re-unite in the year 2042 …

In this episode Tyler and Colton share their thoughts on the best Marvel Cinematic Universe films, and then discuss their spoiler filled thoughts on Spiderman: No Way Home. They both loved the film but have different opinions on what could have made it better. They also spend a bit of time catching up after the holiday break, reminisce on their fir…

In this episode we do some housekeeping, address the name change, and talk about the audio dramas we are producing. After that Colton gushes about Stranger Things (a show he is years late on watching). Links: Insta | Twitter | Reddit | Youtube | DiscordBy Colton Huskinson and Tyler Alcorn

Wesley finds himself in a terrible predicament—his legs are missing—when an off-putting bit of ugly brown light starts speaking to him about the human condition. Existentialism mingles with dystopian dread in a post-modern America, while Wesley has, what might be, his final conversation. The conclusion? He was never alive anyway.…

Wesley finds himself in a terrible predicament—his legs are missing—when an off-putting bit of ugly brown light starts speaking to him about the human condition. Existentialism mingles with dystopian dread in a post-modern America, while Wesley has, what might be, his final conversation. The conclusion? He was never alive anyway. Full story on 12/5…

I worked a graveyard shift, In dank and rotted soil. I pray an end to settle swift, To cease my nightly toil. Bryan’s dream future was ended by the pandemic. In a world crumbling around him, he will take whatever opportunities he can. When a man with an accent calls and offers him a job, he has no choice but to accept. He needs only to remember tha…

In this episode we reminisce about our country upbringing, how whack PG movies used to be, and then discuss the demographics of our rural places. Twitter: @five_dollhairs Instagram: @thenifoundfivedollars1By Colton Huskinson

In this episode we talk about a literal cult—not a made up one. We also gate-keep the Tool fandom from the outside by locking the gate and refusing to let them enjoy their music how they want. Also we have Daddy Zuck on. As a note for our dear listeners... yes we do these sober.By Colton Huskinson

In this episode we talk about Star Wars cannon, and Tyler’s navy days. Also, Colton dunks Kansas for no reason. Then we rip off Kurtis Conner and talk about the Man Show.By Colton Huskinson

In this episode we rate candy bars. We also get a sugar high and try to discuss our thoughts on Shang Chi and then plan our motivational speech. Twitter: @five_dollhairs Instagram: thenifoundfivedollars1By Colton Huskinson

In this episode we rate the all-time best cold cereals in the most definitive list ever. At the end we layout our road map for how we plan to become part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.By Colton Huskinson

In this episode we talk about our editor Carter. Carter is legion. Then we talk about climate change, and student debt. We chat about Kurtis Conner and the Very Really Good podcast, plus we talk about the Gus and Eddy podcast. Really, we just talk about podcasts better than ours. Then we discuss a crazy Oklahoma news paper called Jailbirds. It’s… w…

In this episode we talk about the fifth stooge, wtf, I thought there were three. Then we learn that the devil is in energy drinks. We talk about superstitious Facebook posts too, which reminds me… share this podcast and you will make seven trillion dollars if you don’t though, you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. That done, we talked a…

In this episode, of the greatest podcast ever created by two dudes in northern California, we talk about Lord of the Rings Video games. Then we have a lengthy conversation about what is better, never needing to sleep, or never needing to eat. Finally, we talk at length about useless superpowers. The president of REDACTED is passing a law that means…

In this episode we try our best to get canceled immediately. Then we talk about Far Cry. After that, we join a cult and farm watermelons while we wait for the lizard people to explode out of Mount Rainier and assume their rightful dominion over the land.By Colton Huskinson

In this episode we definitively determine the best fast-food burger. It is definitive, which means it’s law, you have to agree… legally.By Colton Huskinson

We are back with another episode of the world’s greatest podcast started by two guys in northern California. In this episode we apply for a master’s degree, talk about fingers for teeth, then reminisce on the old flash games we used to play and how to beat the school system. The end.By Colton Huskinson

In this episode the boys are back and with better microphones and arguably worse content. Join them as they discuss Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg’s side quests, and take an insurance call from the movie theater in the early 2000’s.By Colton Huskinson