On this episode we get into the revelation of something we've never come across before or is it a Pot Luck? I don't know but lets get into these Grandparents of this generation. Hear me out on this, slide them a prepaid card and link an account for the kids... do with that information as you will. Robux and Vbucks is running a muck in these streets…

This episode we get into the debate that has shaken up some friends with the Man vs Bear debate with Ryan having different opinions on the matter. Then we discuss the tribulations of outdoor Graduation ceremonies and this new college courses going on for the kids of the future. Have you been to your local Walmart lately? At this point you're an emp…

During this episode of Jones'n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha return to catch up on the stories we've missed, including Alysha's 'common sense' blind spots, Girl math and the DoomsDay Clock. Why Ryan swears off chaperoning field trips with kids who exceed his height, also a recap of Ryan's birthday weekend in New Jersey trying to Touch The Sky like …

Let's get into this hiatus, also Alysha's telltale 'finger steeple,' like Mr. Burns when somebody touches her property. Ryan's discusses his employment free agency and his continued pet peeve about 'fur babies. Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! TIME STAMPS 2:43 -Let's recap this LOOOOONNNGG…

Oh LAWD!! It's been a good long minute since we turned these mics on! Bare with this rough draft Welcome Back episode. Been on a hiatus and the mic was used for other things which we briefly discuss this episode. While we were gone, we noticed the surge in podcasts lately. A lot of Alpha Male/Red Pill pods and even some odd humor ones that was tryi…

Ya know.... I knew that solo episode was gon be Doo doo butter but let's move past that...just like this year is passing us faster and faster. Halloween is around the corner so you know w- Alysha had to join in on dressing up (since Ryan just can't not wear wigs). We're back, BOF of us! To discuss what's latest in the young family life, like trying…

Lemme just close this here private browser real quick, wash my hands....clean up this crime scene....Oh and I didn't record yet! Listen its another solo nig-morning and I'm just now recording this episode. Too many thoughts on the mind and I tell you I could either type it out or be humorous about the problems on this roller coaster in life. I real…

I ain't even gon lie to ya'll, it's a lazy episode Artwork night for me. The gym wore me OUT and my eyes can't stay open for too long on this here PC so deal with it. The birds and the bees talk never happened at my house growing up. I just bought my first condoms after summer school and the rest was history LUL. This episode we get into the growin…

This has been the most isolated "staycation" weekend we've had but man was it draining for 48 Hours. First we took a road trip for a funeral service and linked up with west coast family. At one point in the trip Ryan finally had part heart to heart with his father that provided some solidarity for him. Opening up like he came from therapy this week…

Well, Well, Well look who's come back! Granted still sounding a lil rough and had the audacity to have a pocket full of cough drops. Alysha returns! We try to talk a walk down memory lane going back to the school where we first met. Problem is that A LOT has changed as attended our oldest son's Open House. So many rules and so much freedom. It ain'…

If ya'll know where that Title comes from, I will Cash app you $20 LUL. Oh how I do hate taking these random spur of the moment breaks. For a moment, I was ready to wave the white flag AGAIN. I'm going to save that topic for another episode but last week our kids got sick, which resulted into this week Alysha has been sick. Thought about skipping t…

Oh if our old asses could rejoice and do flips on our front yard, we would with school back in session. This prob had to be the loudest summer we had to deal with at home. Now we're back to having a break for ourselves at home and grumpy attitudes in the morning. This week we showed our age starting off the birthday seasons in the house on a Ninja …

One of these days I'm gonna learn to avoid bringing up the topics DAYS before we record LUL. The debating that happens between us is worth it for the pod. This episode was giving some Mars Vs Venus vibes... She-Hulk Vs Hulk Anger levels. One can keep it in check while the other is always angry, ya know the shtick. Today what got us going was the Ar…

Well I feel like we haven't had a one sided pod in minute! Ya know, when one of us comes prepared with things to discuss and the other just nods there head and wave. This episode we got into the personal side of things. First we get into Ryan's latest dieting issues and then future Youtube channel plans for the hell of it. I feel like the hardest t…

This episode started off like a typical episode...then things began to LEAN in a different direction. Women for a long time have be depicted complimenting other women in locker rooms or just trying on clothes and sounds fine. Let the tables turn and a man does something like this... Women will look at him like he needs to check his sexuality. Why i…

EDIT: SOOOO I ain't know I uploaded the edited version for the video portion that I was still editing, therefore Ly's mic was off on the previous upload but now both audio channels are on. Yeah you don't know how bad I was stuck on that title, Maaaaan you feel a rush of anxiety hit you and then it just subsides when the issue is minor.... yeah nah.…

Either this heatwave the past few days got some of us buggin or it's just Too HAWT for Love right now. So much toxicity going on and everybody is just trying to go around to get a nut. We would've never thought the man who has practically been penning our love songs in our dating life would be involved in some filth like this Hea! Then we got the B…

It's one thing for certain and two things for sure...when we record after 10Pm. It's bout to get WEIRD during the Pod. Drinks got the flowing early and we had to finish our Branch Binging shows but we got to the episode. We recap our wedding adventures and talk about the moments there and then we hop on over to an important discussion on Cheating (…

Ya know.... I don't know what got over me the last time I posted a Episode update a few weeks back but... I do Enjoy this process. Apparently a little break was needed to restore the feeling. A family vacation was def needed to break the mundane tasks and over that time, some tings have been going down. This episode we get into our lil trip with th…

Yup, phoning it in again on the artwork this episode.... I ain't even gon hold you. This episode was one of those lackluster ones, I'm sorry. The motivation to do an episode every week be there...but then the day comes and it feels like work. This episode got a little personal but you know what, facades are overrated and used too much. We recap the…

There was a whole different title for this episode originally, however we discovered something by the end of this episode that we had to change it up. Also why the episode artwork this week is lazy as hell is because we recorded this one a lil later than usual. As we like to do on this show, get away from the distractions in society, we also gotta …

Issa another episode!! Where once again, we're on the lookout for the Summer cuz it's been about 48 hours into the Summer season and if this No Daylight Savings is messing with the temp/weather then say that then. Where's the sun? The Heat? Have ya'll ever thought about, if you was butt A$$ naked in the woods somewhere... in fact keep your clothes …

New Week, same challenges with the English language!!!! We back with another episode before Father's Day this week. We kick things off with discussing a Father who really said "Fug Dem Kids", you may know him as Brian McKnight. Then we hop on to the topic revolving around Lizzo and her new song lyrics that apparently needed to be altered because th…

What in Tarnation is going on with this season of Summer? It's hot one minute, cold the next, one day somebody is a whole man-child and then BOOM a birthday hits the this man is wearing dockers and a pocket protector! 33 done hit Ryan differently, from the attitude to the fit...is this True Gemini form? Other than that we got a glimpse of Lysha's f…

We back with another, some what short episode this week. With the country/world still feeling like it's off the hinges with tings. We get into a story of Ryan at the gas station this week that led to an interesting discussion. Being an asshole, is it a button thing or do you gotta have that asshole bone in you that you just not her for the funny is…

Issa Another ONE!!! This episode is a "short type, straight to it " this week. Just getting right into the silliness starting with first tattoo stories. No matter who you go to, the first tattoo story is always crazy. Then we get into our usual Branch Binging and this one is full of SPOILERS, you'll either thank us or go have to see for yourself to…

Oh laaaawd where do I begin on this episode!! Where do we begin on this episode? Well let's just start off by saying that this is a milestone for us celebrating 10 years of marriage together and 15 years together. We have learned a lot about each other in that 15 years... I just never discussed our future with a house of boys and the growth that th…

WHAT'S GOOD, WHAT'S GREAT, Issa nother Episode!!! This one has some stories!!! One connected to a topic that we're gonna get into when it comes to teaching a young man how to respect women. Ly's face expression would've been priceless for the pod when the phone call was made. How many of ya'll out here tend to drive and eat? Ya'll know that's on Fi…

I really don't know where to start with this episode this week. Ya'll know we be trying our best to avoid the divisive topics so let's just call this episode a "loosie". Real quick, how many times have you heard your favorite artists label themselves as "The Greatest" now think about all those lyrics in their songs. Some of those lyrics are questio…

Ooooo buddy..... The Men is looking like they need some Free Hugs lately. This whole Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard case has been very interesting these past few weeks if we do say so. Ryan discusses his problems with being back in the gym after 2 years has created a problem now. Gift giving... does the long language affect how one receives/gives gifts…

Nah But for real tho? Who gonna own up to that wet spot if one of us ain't hittin climax levels?? Oh man! What way to come back, sorry about that quick break. Between work and trying to study...mind been on overload. However, ya'll been hearing the talks about this well known DJ in NY and his wife coming out with a book. Well they share a lot of de…

Nah ain't nothing go down over the weekend, but the way this Smith Saga continues...and that funeral went viral DC... it's like some things just don't want to be buried...*Ok I'll leave* It has been a discombobulated week lately and we're just tired of hearing the same news in the past 2 weeks. That sounds low key morbid but nevermind that, when ga…

Ya'll ever see the show, The Slap? Nevermind lol, you got NFT's, Crypto's and we all stuck with FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). Well most of us, we not doing that over here baby. You're probably thinking (or maybe not) What is FAFO, I think we all seen Sunday night what happens when one F***s Around, and Finds Out when it comes to ones wife. We ain't h…

This whole episode feels like we needed Neil DeGrasse Tyson here with us. We start things off discussing the Male version of Bad Girls Club and the men on there showcasing some interesting...interests? Discuss how Gen Z kids just feel the need to run to social media instead of calling a cab. Lysha's anger with Daylight savings continues after heari…

Not in this house tho!!! That's a type clickbait-y title, my fault. The story concluding this episode pertains to that part and it's a interesting one straight from Reddit. St. Patrick's Day can kick rocks like most of these pagan holidays now a days. You got a time to give up something for Lent in the month and then the option to DRINK heavily wee…

Granted we started this pod doing two episodes a week, we here now! 100 episodes and we didn't even do anything special... LOL. Maybe we'll try for that at 200 I don't know I aint making no more promises on this pod 😂😂. This episode...Ryan decided to take it EaZy (Ye Voice) and let Ly take the lead... a very source filled lead to make up for the pa…

Oooo we apologize for the random week off but, it was a busy/rough week at home/and work. Now we back as per usual, and idk if it's because of the "release of" Donda 2 and Ryan watching Jeen-Yuhs...but he was ready for smoke! Gemini Energy at 80% at this point LOL. We had some fun like we always do doing these episodes and this one has some nostalg…

AYO!!! Didn't I tell ya'll in the past how Ly be attacking Ryan...WELP!! Got it on video LOL. Who would've thought it would've happened from a topic from Branch Binging. It's been a fun little week lately but of course we gotta find some negatives in the fun. On this episode we talk about the innovative scammers of our time LOL but nah how is socia…

Now...hear us out... it's not that we don't like people. It's just that we have a limit of how much can we tolerate of society before we check out. Eventful past weekend here in the Branch home and although we forgot ONE detail after the Ice storm we had Upstate. We just would rather stay inside and avoid the stress of shopping, birthday parties an…

Maaaaan if ya'll haven't subscribed to the YouTube channel by now, this may explain the adjusted Season 2. There isn't an official Season 2 of course but we got hit with a copyright strike for our outro song NOW! So I had to last min scramble and change our outro literally 15 min before recording. Show must go on right? We got a lil ice storm dropp…

Is this how we kickin things off for a "Season 2"? In fact this a unofficial one, Ryan just wanted to debut that new intro badly. Have ya'll ever heard of the term incel? Like we was sure that it meant a whole different thing back in the 2000's 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♀️. Anyways, a lot of men been out here waving their entitlement flags lately. How often do you s…

Had to put a lil bougie on that title. I mean I really shouldn't cause this all started from a little dream that Alysha had. Some women wake up from dreams and be ready to fight their other half...why? Ya'll ever dabble or stick ya toe in the double-life? Ya know having a committed relationship at A and then being a whole different person with the …

Oooo the segue game is slacking this episode ya'll. These naps gotta stop happening before we record, should be using the time to formulate topics but the eyes be heavy. Anyways, this is a Freaky Friendship episode I guess cause I don't know how somehow of the topics diverted to story telling in porn...but it got there. The visuals have been workin…

Listen!! We did not intend our first 2022 episode to start like this....but here it goes. Happy 2022 everybody! As we all try to do our best to pop n lock away from this Omarion strain out there in the streets. We stayed indoors and let the internet and our thoughts get the topics going. I ain't really got much for the details this episode but, the…

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE YA'LL!! Hope ya'll gonna be safe and responsible tonight. If you plan on proposing tonight, make sure he or she isn't still mad at you for flaking on Christmas day at the parents lol. Alysha and Ryan been tackling that Branch Binging list and catching up on some flicks. Discussion on how exhausting Holiday gatherings can be and…

This week wraps up Christmas, finally and we end it off with a bunch of movies to Binge about. Also to complain about as well, like some of these MCU movies is getting too long. Then again the man James Cameron wants to make a 6 hour long movie sooo there's that near future. The title stays that Cheating could be useful...but lemme explain. Actuall…

Iight ya'll we had to go back to our old laptop ways.... but we think we got the visuals set up again. No CAP. As late as I want to stay up and get the editing. Studying is on the docket first. Yes, I know... "what the hell is going on?" Relax it's for work, it just reminds me why school feels impossible in life. Other than that, Let's get to this …

I think "WE DID IT JOE" for the visuals ya'll but if you watch it on youtube, excuse the hosts focus lol. Having a monitor in the corner now is a distraction. I swear Ly's ADD is rubbing off on Ryan lately to the point that their Branch Bringing Backlog is collecting dust. QUICK! somebody make a list of movies they still need to watch. With all the…

I'm bout getting sick and tired of trying to get these visuals for this pod ya'll lol. We promised it and it worked and now...nothing...Dookie PC, so I know what I need to ask Santa for this year...Ol Phony a$$ fat dude. I tell ya, I ain't giving that man no thunder next year. How many hours he work in 2021? Anyways with the holidays coming up, the…

Happy Holiday Season everybody!!! We was a little late with posting and yes we know Thanksgiving is on Thursday but these Holidays are flying by just as quick as the year. Can you believe it's almost 2022?! We gonna talk about some changes coming next year, but save some for the next episode. Timestamps: 01:33 Intro 04:15 Binge Or Nah? Still got a …